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>>53040178
Anyone know which Regiment this is?

>>53040178
Speaking of, what happened to love and Krieg?

>>53040178
>Post and Talk about IG Waifus
>Waifus

kys

>>53041700
That of a filthy traitor.

She's got the kit of the separatist sub-sector from the Only War RPG on. Severan Dominate, I believe the name is. They've got vague Roman stylings and are generally less well equipped than the Imperial Guard because, unsurprisingly, the war against the Imperium is going badly. Propoganda can only take you so far when you're running out of resources, orks are swarming into the region and glorious leader's secret Dark Eldar "allies" are turning on him.

>>53041700
Severan Dominate.

Traitors in the Only War books

>tfw no qt Praetorian gf to have some cheeky banter with

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>>53041791
>>53041796
Could be worse, could be Blood Pact.

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>>53040178

>>53042386
STOP WAIFUING AIMY! AIMY is for Sarge, (or fumbles if your into that sorta domfem on Moe shota Linda thing).

>>53041760
>I went into a thread I didn't like and now I'm upset, how did this happen

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>>53042353
>not wanting to fuck the bleeding axe-wound that is a woman in her period

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>>53042679

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>>53040178
Welp, I'm bringing the Krieger waifus into this.

>>53041740
There was a platonic version that was created about a IG soldier and a younger Krieg boy, but I was gone while the thread was made and no one uploaded it to 1d4chan so I can't tell you what it was about.

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>>53043666
>There was a platonic version that was created about a IG soldier and a younger Krieg boy, but I was gone while the thread was made and no one uploaded it to 1d4chan so I can't tell you what it was about.
Really?
I don't remember that one, unless you're talking about the early part of batavi's story and didn't get to the part where they revealed the Krieger was a girl.

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>>53043185
>ywn be fumbles
>ywn be teasingly bullied by Aimy
>ywn hear her laugh at how cute you are as you get flustered by her advances
>ywn feel her advances get more touchy and lewd as your projected aura of arousal makes her act more lewdly, in turn making you more aroused, creating a feedback loop that results in sexy times.

Why even live?

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>>53044904
>unless you're talking about the early part of batavi's story and didn't get to the part where they revealed the Krieger was a girl
No, I'm pretty sure that's not where they were going with the story. This much I remember, there was a battle with the Tau relatively early on, there was an incident where the Krieg trooper tried taking the squads memorabilia away because it was wasting space, and when they took off the mask it wasn't a girl but a relatively young boy.

>>53045183
That is batavi's, but we didn't see the Medicare face at that point. You're confusing the Medicae with the Dead Krieg kid Rochas saw in the beginning that reminded him of his younger brother.

All of that stuff that's been written so far is on suptg. Once the threads started dying, Batavi said he would finish his story on his own time and post it when it was done.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Love+and+Krieg

>>53041791
for a filthy traitor she does have a nice style.
Wish plastic guardsmen had also more personality

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>>53040178
>tfw family comes from military background and know for a fact that women in the military is horrible idea because they all eventually become thots and cause tensions between Pogs and grunts
>plus almost none of them go into infantry because the absolute majority can't pass it, and the ones that can keep up are hyper sluts or dykes
>having a woman who ends up getting shot or blown up is twice as demoralizing as having a guy die
>tfw most of the people involved in 40k could give less of a shit because its a sci-fi grim dark fantasy setting with magic, so women in the military isn't that implausible

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I can't believe that nobody has posted this officer yet.

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>>53046343
I can't believe no one has posted THIS officer yet

Even if she becomes a Ultramarine sockpuppet.

By which I mean a thick meat appendage gets stuffed into her and she wiggles around suggestively

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>>53046372
It's criminal that Space Marine will never get the series it so rightly deserved.

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>>53040178

>Sending your woman to die

>Not forming fuck factories to produce hundreds of killing machines

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>>53046393
> There will never be a triple A chapter master style game with Titus as your Chapter Master at the helm of a fully customisable chapter.

FOR WHAT PURPOSE DO WE GO ON?

>>53046454
Those are called "hive worlds"

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>>53046503
There will also never be a game where he's inducted into the Deathwatch and you get get to engage in jolly co-operation with an all star cast.

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If firstborn sons inherit their weapons and equipment from the previous generation, where do vostroyan guardswomen get their kit?

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I know this isn't actually depicting 40k, but it's a pretty good fit for chem dogs.

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hey lladiesss

you and me both know you've been staring at my large, bulging, throbbing and veiny cranium for a while now

do you wanna serve the four armed emperor harder tonight?

>>53046249
>Implying the Commissar doesn't handle uppity little shits who cause drama that degrades Moral.
>Implying most of the non-special Imperial Gaurd troops can afford to have standards beyond "can shoot a lasgun" and "can participate in a bayonet charge"
>Implying anything could be more demoralizing than the shit the Inperial Gaurd has to face all the time.

>>53046343
I'm shipping her with captain catachan.

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I want to marry a qt Vendetta pilot waifu!

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>>53046567
I'm guessing the Munitorum.

>>53046567
from a vostroyan that didn't get a male heir I suppose
or if said heir is too much of a pussy compared to his sister

>>53042679
>for Sarge,
Greg Sargent is not for sexual, Anon. He is for Sargeanting, and occasionally Inquisiting

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Onto auxiliaries/less solid fits.

>>53046393
Speaking of Space Marine, I guess it's probably not canon seeing as Big G would probably have stirred things up too much the Titus would be bust elsewhere (I'm fairly certain Space Marine takes place a little in the future). I think it'd be really cool if GW made him a special character.

>>53045664
>>53047284
>>53047351
Damn, why are vostroyan women so stacked ?

>>53047424
Slavic genes.

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>>53047447
This

>>53046249
>Being this much of an assblasted tryhard.

Bad day at the MRA club?

>>53046249
>thots
>>>/out/

>>53046545
>>53046625
>>53046594
>Chemdogs
Who are these guys?

>>53049115
Salvar Chem Dogs.

>>53045448

I'm going to cop so much shit for coming out of hiding after all this time but...Hi. I live, and I'm still working on finishing it. Finals are finally over, so now that I'm not killing myself between work and school and will be able to actually sleep AND have some free time, I'll get it done.

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>>53050182
HE LIVES!

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I am Lord General Creed, and I approve of this thread. Take it off ladies!

>>53046393
I don't know. Darksiders is getting a sequel so anything is possible now.

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Gaurdwomen stand aside, superior human waifu material coming through.

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>>53050993
Ahahahahahahahahaha "superior waifu material" ahahaha good one. Seriously though Go back To jobbing at every turn and being forgettable.

>>53051094
>a Krieger
>being that dark

>>53046567
Not canon.

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>>53041760
>>53042884

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>>53046686
>40k is real life

If the series wanted to be serious, all the women would be turned into breeding factories on fortress planets and in the military, and they would be exactly how they are in the current military - a small amount of officers compared to the 90% or so who are either de facto prostitutes or literal prostitutes.

>>53048511
>>53048611
>the women get busted running prostitution rings all the time, and thats only if they're smart enough to charge for their encounters
>always get out of doing the heavy lifting by guilting the men into doing it for them
>most of the military hates women in the military but no one wants to complain because then someone would be sent to a hearing before congress and the grunts would have to sit through more sensitivity training
>the few women who are alright end up getting ruined by their surroundings
>but lets be honest most of the women who enter the military were ruined to begin with

There is no need to be upset :^)

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>>53044976
>Aimy
>Being nice
>To Fumbles

>>53051380
I don't recall amAimy ever being particularly mean to Fumbles. Nubby and Twitch, yes, Tink, Most Definately, but not really so much with Fumbles. In fact the only one who doesn't like Fumbles would be Valerie.

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>no Cata-chan ITT
Manlets, when will they learn?

>>53051321
I don't believe that picture for a second.
That's a titanic waste of shells and no self-respecting Krieg army would stand for that.

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>>53050993
I mean, if you're going to put your dick in crazy, you might as well go for the fucking gusto

>>53046454
Do you want Slaaneshi Daemon worlds? Because thats how you get Slaaneshi Daemon worlds.

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>>53051572
>The fucking gusto
>Not pic related
Plus she's cuter.

>>53044844

If it wasn't for the edge-master piercing and dyed hair that'd be a great picture

>>53051643
You would drop dead as soon as you got within five feet.

>>53046770

cool

>>53051503

It's in the 5th edition Guard codex. It happened.

Yes, the Krieg are a bunch of retards. Yes, it's a waste of ammunition and manpower. Welcome to Warhammer 40K.

>>53051751
only if you're a filthy psyker

>>53052028
Any with a soul gets nauseous around Blanks, and The Culexus is a weaponized blank. They've if they can kill Tau, who have practically no souls, with their aura, then it will definately kill humans. Sorry but it looks like Culexus- chan won't be gettin any.

>>53052149
What if your a blank too?

>>53042386
>don't talk to me or my private ever again

>>53051642
It only gets slaanesh's attention if anyone is enjoying the experience at all

>>53046454

So basically Krieg?

>>53052149
Because you would survive more than 30 seconds with an Eversor ?

>>53052407

ah but what a 30 seconds it would be.

>>53052426
>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY the whole time without pause

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>>53051572
>>53051643
>>53051751
>>53052028
>>53052149
>>53052164
>>53052407
>>53052426
>>53052474
I don't know what worries me more. The fact that you idiots are trying to waifu literal killing machines, or the very small chance that you might actually succeed.

>>53052643

Never underestimate our ability to waifu that which ought not to be. We waifu eldritch horrors here, we can waifu a measly killing machine.

>>53045899
the troopers of the dominate still worship the emperor, but believe the imperium itself to be corrupt and left (in part because their leader blamed the problems he caused on the imperium's incompetence)

>>53052643
Killing machines need love too ! You wouldn't want one to become yandere.

>>53050460
I didn't know Trazyn's pokeballs came with an internet connection.

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>>53046249

Commissar deals with all the women who can't handle it. You ever wonder that they get any kind of pleasure shooting chicks?

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A Felinid is fine too

>>53052784
and thats why you do the fucking mind scrub or whatever its called!

>>53052262
Umm...I don't think you know how Slaanesh works. They're the god of excess, not enjoyment.

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>>53052784
>Killing machines need love too ! You wouldn't want one to become yandere.
Oh, I feel some writefagging coming on...

So on a somewhat related question seeing how it's IG related.

Does anyone remember that one writefag who made that huge greentext story about an average guardsman armed with a plasma rifle that eventually he got captured by Ork Kommandos? Would anyone have a screenshot or at least an archive link to it?

>>53053011
What is the difference between the Skull and the bolter stat?

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>>53051468
Literally.
>We will never sweat with our Catachan waifus
>They will never have moments of tender desperation as their body glistens under the steamy jungle heat
>The Catachan pussy will never be taken in a foxhole at night under moonlight
>Why live?

>>53053011
I do not know of Towergirls outside of name. What is this?

>>53054303
I remember that. He got promoted, survived a crash assault on a gargant and ended up press-ganged into working for ork breebootrz

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>>53040178
>playing an NPC faction
Enjoy existing only to fluff up the victories of Space Marines by dying in droves until the real heroes arrive.

>>53054891
>Being so insecure in your own tastes that you need validation from the creators about which is the best
Kek.

>>53046686
>Not training frontline troops at least a little
I doubt that. Even by 40k standards it would be an illogical waste of manpower to have hordes of whimpering incompetents at the front line just to save a bit of time and resources training them

The question is, if they would even consider you as anything else but a safety net after all that shit.
Also, I am implying that they wouldn't even register into my depressed vision.

>>53054876

Yep that's the one. Is there an archive link or something?

>>53053013
please do

>>53046249
40k is such a universe that I'm not surprised that all sorts of people - men, elders, boys, women, gangsters, criminals - would get thrown into the front lines if the need arose. It's a huge meatgrinder, and what's the point of saving some 'breeding population' when there are humans literally everywhere? Planet dies off, ship new people in from another one.

>>53046567
Probably custom made, or maybe there's just enough for some inheritance. Or they make do with male kit.

Inheritance of equipment always bothered me, because at some point someone near the beginning has to actually make it rather than inherit it, and once you realize that, why not just equip everyone as they come?

>>53046567
>I have never seen Disney's adored film "Mulan"
Dude, just watch it, it isn't even very long.

>>53052643
>yfw the Inquisition actually encourages it because there's a belief that the offspring of a deadly assassin and the lover that's managed to be with them will be not only skilled, but almost supernaturally focused on achieving their mission and reaching their target

>>53054582
Bolter is most likely wealth/resources, probably in the form of wargear.

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>>53053011

There's a disturbing lack of Boone here.

What are these trash arts?

>>53047312
isn't his head part of the sternguard set ?

>>53052302
kriegers are vat born for the most part aren't they ?

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>>53046249
> Forgetting that canonically most women in the IG are part of all women regiments.
> Forgetting that your families garbage military's inability to maintain discipline has nothing to do with 40k

>>53055585
>that one guy running around with half a uniform cause his dad got hit by a traitor earthshaker
the idea of passing on a rifle is cool as hell but it can't wholly replace normal supply

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>>53052643
eversors are essentially permanently in cryo-stasis because of how volatile the chemicals in their bodies are
culexus assassins are isolated in their temple unless sent on missions because of how terrible they are for morale

Due to the long-term nature of their assignments the vindicare and callidus assassins are the ones that theoretically could have some contact with a desperate, lonely individual, but duplicitous polymorphine infiltration aside I doubt they ever really interact with people outside of their temples and the inquisitors who debrief them after each and every deployment.

So an Ordo Sicarius Inquisitor could probably mack on hot assassins if they wanted to.

>>53049115
savlar chem dogs
they're from a prison world, their punishment for not following orders is getting sent back to that shithole. they're kleptomaniacs on drugs basically.
also it may be an in universe myth but i remember reading in shadowsword that rape is so prevalent on there that 1 in 4(i think could be slightly more or less) kids on there don't know their own dad

>>53046832
>Hey do you think i should draw a flintlock pistol, laspistol or lasgun lying on the table ?
yes

>>53052149
that's because of the mask which amplifies or lessens the effect to the point where you don't even notice them
you'dd never want to waifu one however as you're naturally revolted by them unless they are wearing the mask

>>53041791
I almost feel bad for them now.

>>53046832
>>53057090
Now that I look at it, wtf is up with that grip?
That's a gun not a knife.

>>53057179
>feeling bad for traitors

>>53057179
report to the nearest commissar for emotional assistance anon

>>53057232
>>53057238
More in the sense that you have a bunch of people no doubt fighting hard, but they're fucked because of leadership regardless.

Reminds me of the Cambodian military's fight against the Khmeer Rouge. Poor farmers and literal children mass conscripted to fight under commanders who only bombed the enemy at specific times of the day, sold their ammo and food to the Khmeer Rouge, took their payment for themselves, while their only allies are flattening the country all willy nilly with B52s so you're never quite sure whether they'll bomb the enemy, or your hometown way away from the front.

>>53057335
>but they're fucked because of leadership regardless
pretty much every imperial secessionist movement ends up like that

>>53052939
Well, there definitely won't be excess people once they get shipped out to the IG.

>>53057394
nah often secessionists are left to their own devices and get xenos'd untill they beg to be let back in

>>53046372
>>53050041
Best female character I've seen this decade in a video game.

>>53046454
Or you could just vat-grow everyone and send everything you have to the front.

>Muh male physical superiority
They are all mincemeat anyway. Doesn't really make a difference if some mincemeats are slighty stronger, given the kind of things they go up against. On the other hand, if you mix it up, they might at least have a good time before they die.

>>53047306
Absolutely qt3.14.

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>mfw I see a qt3.14 Imperial Guardswoman

>>53046360
dat triplex lasgun

>>53046454
ave, true to caesar

GENESTEALERS ARE FUCKING OUR WOMEN

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Fuck yeah, totally normal guardswomen!

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>>53057033
A subtle reference to the vidya from GW, but nothing more. Not the same as having him as an actual character in the miniatures range.

>>53040178
>>53046249

Having male and female soldiers has its uses in the kind of wars the Imperium fights. Sending 50 million male soldiers into a war zone without the possiblity of reinforcement for 20 years, they will be all dead. But if you send 25 million female and 25 million male soldiers, it can happen that after 20 years you will have more soldiers than you had before the war.

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>>53044844
>Dyed hair and almost-but-not-quite-excessive piercings.
>Poker imagery everywhere, possibly indicating she's a cynical gambler.
>Practical armor yet still hot.
>Pinup-girl on left shin armor, indicating she's either bisexual or gay.
It's like they took everything I was attracted to and visualized it for me.

>>53046674
>>53046690
>Tfw GW will never release female guardsmen and we'll never have a female commissar.
Why even live?

>>53057044

Nope. Well, sort of. Per cannon they have a breeding program, but because not even having all their women constantly barefoot and pregnant is enough to keep up with their losses, they also use a technology called the Vitae womb which is only allowed on Krieg and would otherwise be heresy. Whether or not a majority of them are from the womb or the breeding program I am not sure, I just know they need and make use of both.

>>53051321
>If the series wanted to be serious, all the women would be turned into breeding factories on fortress planets and in the military, and they would be exactly how they are in the current military - a small amount of officers compared to the 90% or so who are either de facto prostitutes or literal prostitutes.
>Using the most inefficient method of reproduction in a serious sci-fi setting when artificial wombs are available.
>Mistaking a fetish for something practical.

Seriously, have you considered therapy?

>>53051503
I just realized, the Imperium is probably a post-scarcity society, isn't it? They just went full fascism instead of Utopia.

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>>53061008

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GW's guardswomen minis.

>>53050182
First Outsider now this.
The apocalypse must be coming.

>>53050182
I love you batavi. Please come back so that we hav e glorious writefaggotry again.

>>53062040
No, humanity was one. Then Eldar fuck it up everyone and the old human empire of awesome got isolated.

The Imperium is more of a feudal system. As long you pay taxes and don't do stupid shit like summoning demons. They leave you alone.

How you pay taxes, it goes from slavery to super ultra cool technoblabla freedom worlds. Most are in the wage slave area leaning more to pure slavery.

In other words the Imperium at planet level is what ever you like on a grand level it is more feudal. In the super grand scheme it is a republic

>>53051321
Honestly besides the krieg I dont think the Imperuim gets much from breeding factories. Their population is already high and I dont think more people would help any

>>53063772

I'm a huge Krieg fag, and even I know they are retarded.

>>53062582

I know that female commissar is a fan fav but god its an atrocious model

>>53063518
>In the super grand scheme it is a republic

The Imperium is run at the highest level by a council of high officials, to my knowledge none of them are elected to their office.

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>>53042353

>post on the same forum as that artist back in the day
>he was doing art for fellow poster's regiments
>he disappeared before I could get some for my boys

>>53064173
On the macro-level I'd call it a Religious/Military Bureaucracy, though there really aren't any good terms for such a hodge-podge arrangement of divided powers.

>>53064294

Generally I think technocracy is sufficient.

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>>53054582
Oh sorry for taking so long to respond. The 4 stats are Love, Lust, Tech, Power.

>>53054815
I do most of the towergirls art right now, but I love 40k, so I wanted to incorporate both!

>>53053011
Don't Tempt me! I might just!

>>53046856
That's literally just Tracer from Overwatch.

>>53065019
No, its a qt vendetta pilot waifu. Can't you read?

>>53065019
>>53065046
Well Tracer is a fighter pilot. So you are both correct in some way

>>53064494
You taking commissions? I'd be willing to shell out a fair bit of my tax-return for a cutsie rendition of the All Gaurdsmen Party.

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>>53064494
Indeed I am, search Eversorthewr on google, you will find me.

>>53046856
>vendetta
shit tier

vulture's the superior VTOL
thunderbolt pilot's the patrician choice of aviator
arvus lighter pilot is maximum waifu

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>>53040178
Remember, Guardsmen, both life and the women who live within Tau controlled human space are leagues better in comparison to the Imperium's war trodden worlds.

Secure supply lines keep both you and your waifu healthy, hygenic, and combat effective 500% more efficiently then Imperial logistics!
Loyalty to the Tau ensures your reproductive rights, even after facing cross dimensional xenos adversaries!
Self Determination, Freedom of Religion, and guaranteed military assistance are yours ONLY under the Tau empire!

Join the Gue'Vesa cadre today!

>>53051503
its an artillery regiment, they may have only been supplied with basilisks and shells for them, driving unfueled basilisks into a hive city would be even more of a waste.

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>>53066232

Lies. Barefaced lies.

>>53066398
The Commissar has a point...

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>>53066232
Ultramar has space roman aryan waifus, with the added benefit of them not being scum sucking xenos traitor whores.

>>53046343
A grimdark cat-lady in spaaaace

>>53066738
Ultramar is a rare exception among thousands of tyrannical sectors and also still abducts your children to turn them into corpse fodder for the Imperium's production of those super soldiers of theres.

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>>53046723
>Drookian Fen Guard

My N-word. I wish Aunt Vicky's models didn't end up more expensive than Death Korps in my country or I'd play them in a heartbeat.

>>53066826
>still abducts your children to turn them into space marines
Actually in ultramar's case that's voluntary. Benefit of being super militaristic while also extremely prosperous, I imagine.

The ultrapeople of ultramar are all just so great and noble.

>>53052643
Imagine a male and female eversor fucking

>>53066938
Still causes dozens of children to die from exposure just to make a single soldier who'll get killed by a single well placed shot from a Tau Rail gun.

>>53066968
Tags:Hardcore

>>53066968
I don't need to becuase I've seen it. They called it an Exterminatus.

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>>53066976
As opposed to the dozens of child soldiers who die from exposure to the "acceptably" harmful energies of their rail rifles?

Or the battlesuit pilots slowly going braindead and psychotic thanks to the imperfect neural links in their suits? Or those "nobly sacrificed" to have their personalities completely and irrevocably destroyed by puretide engrams?

The key difference is all gue'vesa are traitors, while citizens of Ultramar aren't. Also imperial fashion > tau fashion.

>>53067133
Inspiring! A wonderful little speech, brother.

>>53067133
Rail rifles are kinetic based guns that use electro magnetics to propel a projectile forward at incredible velocities. They don't exude any type of energy beyond kinetic and that is only in the direction of the enemy, unlike Imperial Guard Plasma Guns. The suits and our AI units aren't really your concern since the baseline models are incompatible with human interaction and we allow human Gue'Vesa to largely use their own technology, bolstered by a few of our inventions.

These short facts about Tau military tech has been brought to you by your local water caste. We're not worried about you sharing this information since we know the Imperium possesses a technologically inclined cult that suppresses scientific research and development.

Gue'vesa are fully capable of creating and designing their own fashion lines both for civilians and even military use provided they don't conflict with Tau combat doctrines in regards to stealth when it is necessary. Besides the general citizenry of Ultramar has been wearing the same basic design for as long as we have recorded them.

>>53067344

We are not mindless fools chained down by biochemical apparatus to believe your falsehoods. Your lies have no power here, they are pale before the light of the Emperor's truth.

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>>53067344
>They don't exude any type of energy beyond kinetic
and all that radiation the gunner gets bathed with

A "feature" they decided to include in the ion rifles as well. Presumably out of some kind of irrational hatred for pathfiders.

>The suits and our AI units aren't really your concern since the baseline models are incompatible with human interaction
Actually in some of the more recent books human pilots have been shown. Some of which were surprisingly okay for modern 40k novels, exploring parts of the galaxy normally ignored.

Also acid spit. I don't think any book actually using acid spit has ever been bad.

>>53057191
That style is ergonomically far superior for a gun with little to no recoil and no need to contain a magazine in the grip.

There's a reason guns all had that style of grip until the mid-late 19th century.

>>53067570
Really? I'm trying it imagine how that would work and it's making my hand hurt. Can you point me to a wiki page or something on that?

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>>53067608
look up matchlocks/wheellocks

the lasgun in the art's a bit boxy, but it's not really that far off

>>53050041

what ends up happening to her?

I never finished the game.

>>53067848
tits leaves with the inquisition, mira is consoled by all non-failure ultramarines

>>53067042
That's just the foreplay.

>>53067883

oh im glad she survives until the rest of the ultramarines console her

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>>53068206
>implying space marines are anything less than complete gentlemen

>>53068309
>if Space Marines could have Marker Light

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>>53068309

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>>53068327
>

>>53067508
> Actually in some of the more recent books human pilots have been shown. Some of which were surprisingly okay for modern 40k novels, exploring parts of the galaxy normally ignored.
Which ones? I'd like to check those out.

>>53066232
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if humans living in the Tau Empire looked better than the Imperium, it seems like everyone in the Imperium is sickly and malnourished if we go by the most of the artwork.

>>53069059
one of the damocles anthologies, I think? been a while

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>>53068481
make me

>>53067608
I've held a flintlock before, it's surprisingly comfy as fuck

>>53046454
The Imperium has a population anywhere between 8 to 100 /quadrillion/. They can afford the losses

>>53050460
what regiment is the one on the far right supposed to be? Armageddon?

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>>53071128
Looks like it - she's got a gas mask on (apparently Creed has a fetish for them), and the helmet looks more like an Armageddon bowl than a Krieger Adrian-style helmet.

What I don't get is the girl on the left. Maybe a Chem dog?

>>53071128

I think it might be Harkonian maybe.

>>53071468

Chem dog, Krieger, Vallhalan/Vostroyan?, Armageddon/Harkonian?

>>53068426
My new favorite 40k image BtK is awesome and you are awesome for posting this.

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>>53066232
Lets just put an end to that.

>>53046454
Imperium has reached the size where screening recruits for sex is inefficient, and unnecessary.

This I should why I play Orks.

>>53072191
You'z loik dat green bung'ole, izzit?

>>53072191
You're drunk anon, go to bed.

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>>53072191
did you just have a stroke?

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>>53066232

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>>53072259

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>>53071493
Definitely Vostroyan, no one else has those tall caps, and they have the distinctive two-pipe gask mask.

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>>53072290
Why is it the Sisters are always getting paired with the Black Templars? I get the religious thing, but they could as easily get shipped with Ultramarines, Blood Angels, or even Dark Angels (nuns and monks).

>>53073442
Don't pull on the purity seal, that's asking for trouble.

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>>53046545
>There will also never be a game where he's inducted into the Deathwatch and you get get to engage in jolly co-operation with an all star cast.
Thank you Dawn of Starcraft III

>>53051321
>hurr durr breeding stock

please kill yourself. The problem the Imperium suffers from isn't not having enough bodies it's that it can't possibly equip and ship them everywhere they're needed. They have trillions of people. Trillions. The last thing they need are more fucking people. What they need are better logistics and that's pretty unlikely to happen.

>>53066232
>Womens of the Goo Ol' Guard > Better than any Xenos Shit.
Please tell us, what part of Xenos Shit, you didn't understand. Your Waifu is a Heretic and the Emperor Protects.

>>53073442
they both hate psykers?

wait all human psykers born in the Tau empire are destined to fall to chaos, as the black ships won't reach them and they won't recurve the gift from the emperor to protect there minds against the warp.

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>>53046393

>“I had some big plans for Titus,” van Lierop told PAR. “The second part of his story was to focus on a ‘Titus Unleashed’ plot—basically there were forces arrayed against him that would see his loyalty to the Adeptus Astartes pushed to its limit, and his reaction would be to kind of ‘go rogue,’ and we'd see a different Titus, not quite as in control as we saw him in Space Marine. He would be kicked out as a consequence—exiled, which would basically be a death sentence for him.”

>The sequel would've been a much more aggressive game than the first one, which showed Titus and his marines take down all sorts of enemies, from Orcs to Chaos forces.

>The third would bring things to an epic conclusion, according to van Lierop.

>“He would survive, and come back even stronger in the third game, where other Space Marines still loyal to him would rally around him and he'd return to ‘clean house,’ but as the head of a brand new Chapter that we would build around him.”


>Space marine 2 would have had you been able to play in the thick of the world itself, maybe a hive world or some wild planet or some shit since he's an ex marine on the run.

>>53073442
>I get the religious thing
then why are you asking?

>>53046545
Is that what was planned in the sequel? That Titus got transferred over to the Deathwatch? Thought it was stated that he was going to escape the inquisition, go rogue and come into contact with the Emperor? The gameplay would shift from where Titus fight more vicious as opposed to how he fought while in the Ultramarines. In the end Titus would become the head of his own chapter. I could be wrong about this, though.

>>53075415
That sounds fantastic. Why'd they scrap it?

>>53074751
Yes the Emperor does protect! But statistically he protects our humans more than the human in your Imperium since ours are clearly doing much better.

>>53077811
The company went under than later got bought out. There is a small chance of it still happening.

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>>53073442
... or Grey Knights.

>>53073442

Identical pseudo-crusaders may-may-magic

>>53057179
That's kinda the point of the Dominate.

The people aren't really at fault, they've just been starved and bullied into submission by a power hungry ruler. It's meant to be complex situation that demonstrates how corrupt and easily subverted Imperial authorities are, and how pointlessly brutal and thoughtless the Imperium's solutions to the problems it creates are.

Ultimately, the people who created the Dominate are the same kind of people who will condemn it, and their mutual subject are the ones that suffer the fallout.

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>>53075543
Because it's still not that strong a connection? For a long time in the lore they were described as hating each other. There are other chapters with much better relations with them.

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Mechanicus GF's vision is augmented.

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>>53079449
That waifu doesn't seem neither angry nor witch-hating enough.

>>53080021
What is this? A tech-hottie for cyberants?

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>>53080072
Found the original, sorry about that.

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>>53080693
That is admirable dedication.

>>53062538
wtf?

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>>53082545
Tink is a very strange and lonely little man.

If anyone has a pic of guard or sororitas-like muscle-girl, I need a reference image for a future session.

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>>53083793
Closest I've got that could be SFW.

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That feel when no catachan gf.

>>53084291
>Ogryn
>Instructor of anything
This is a plan doomed to fail.

>>53082581
>He only scored with a Tau who nobody knew if it was a she.

>>53084327
Nork Deddog taught other Bone'eds to be body guards.

>>53084013
Hmm, that might be useable. My current serach effort turned up a lot of shit from that Heavy chick in overwatch, so I might be able to fall back on that if I can shop out the laser-cannon thing.

>>53063518
>In the super grand scheme it is a republic
Uh no.
In the super grand scheme it is an unspeakable mess.

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>>53050041
Supreme taste, my friend.

>>53073442
Similar levels of zeal for the Emperor.

>Dark Angels (nuns and monks)
They're a bunch of la-la homos.

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>>53046594
>isn't actually depicting 40k
second dude from the back looks like a Techpriest to me. He could just be a guy with a hunchback, a gasmask with more tubes than necessary, ornate hooded robes, and some kind of electrostaff, but that's an awfully large coincidence.

Dude in the front got me hopeful for Armageddon at a glance, but his trigger discipline leaves much to be desired.

Any Steel Legion dames on anyone's hard drive? I sadly have none

>>53049139
The Savlar Chem Dogs have a 1d4chan page and probably a Lexicanum article, check 'em out. iirc they're raised from a penal world that puts its convicts to work in polluted mines, and make a habit of using combat and recreational drugs of many kinds.

>>53050460
>the only Armageddon chick I've seen so far has to share space with a Vostroyan, compete with an Enginseer's flawless bottom, and coexist with a fucking Krieger, all under the leer of CREEEEED
I guess the gasmask guy I know will enjoy it

>>53051158
Clearly she was irradiated in the line of duty.

>>53051468
Most of my Cata-chan isn't blueboard-friendly.

>>53052784
Wouldn't we? That actually seems like a good shortcut to getting an Eversor good and angry; send her favorite private to the frontlines and then drop her behind enemy lines with a locator beacon for the Guard platoon's position. Y'all have read the lewdtext where an Adept accidentally administered aphrodesiacs instead of combat drugs when waking an Eversor, I hope?

>>53054639
>the Catachan pussy will never be taken
>implying they won't be doing the taking
>forcing it all up inside them with an animal grunt as they grip you tight and bare their teeth in primal lust

>>53055568
well, so long as I'm mass-replying anyway; this guy gets it

>>53056955
Well, she's not a Guardswoman, but then I guess neither are our tasty tasty Eversors.

>>53061086
She's from a Necromundan regiment I think. Don't recall their name but there's loads more art like that of them.

>>53085086
Too bad utter sluts aren't waifu material.

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>>53061359
Third party bitz exist, anon

>>53063772
Yeah, humans are humanity's greatest resource, endlessly renewable and expendable. Hive Worlds have so many people that you can always round up volunteers and pilgrims to settle new worlds, or if there's a Guard regiment that's reaching the end of their effective fighting age then letting them settle a world they liberated means you'll get a new planet populated by born and raised fighters.

>>53071493
Valhallans have different hats.

>>53079449
Not just her vision...

>>53083793
>>53084013
Cata-chan is fucking great, but I can probably find time to tap my musclegirl stash this evening.

>>53084979
>She's from a Necromundan regiment I think. Don't recall their name but there's loads more art like that of them.
Google says it's fan-art of the Necromunda "Lucky" 7th by some guy named Diego (I actually checked my OW books first, since it's such a similar style to the official stuff). So hive gangers pressed into service or enlisted to get off-world.

Just a fun side-note, given the time I've spent in the drawthreads, I'm willing to bet that >>53042386 was a request or commission with >>53044844 and >>53046508 as the supplied references for everything but the hair and weird weapon.

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>>53085620
It was a commission, yes, of Aimy from the All Guardsmen Party storytime. I wouldn't be surprised if Shoggy supplied those as references; her hair is shrekt from an unfortunate series of Energy crits to the head, and her gun is a longlas. Yes, definitely a longlas. No marksman worth her salt would feel any need to use any other weapon, nope, nossiree. Tau pulse weaponry is heretical contraband, after all.

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>>53079449
Augmented limbs are pretty nice too. Just imagine the handholding mechadendrites are capable of.

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>>53085729

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>>53085620
According to a buddy of mine who's a fan, they're called the Necromundan Highrollers.
>>53085753

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>>53085842
just imagine all those mechadendrites reaching out to wrap you up and snuggle for hours

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>>53085863
but that's enough auxiliaries for now, let's post some proper Guardswomen

>>53085863
I hope they're soft.

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>>53052923
Why only one?

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>>53042353
AHEM
>>53085883
Why? Don't you want to feel cold, smooth metal against your skin?

>>53084013
>Pippi Longstocking the Catachan
Hnnnng!

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>>53085620
>>53085709

Umm yeah, that is actually the exact two images I used... it's slightly disturbing that you could spot that so quickly.

>>53086767
Oh, hey shogs. When do you think your next storytime will be?

>>53086938

Not positive, I have enough that I could post right now, but I'd sort of like to get to the end of the chapter instead of doing another 1/3 of it. It's taking me far too many words to get through encounters.

I'll chew it over, might aim to get things posted in either 2 weeks or 4, depending on whether I do it before I travel or after.

>>53087061
Do what you gotta do, Shogs

We love ya.

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>>53050182
>>53086767
>>53087061
First Batavi comes back with news of more L&K2, and now Shoggy shows up with a timeframe for more AGP? Somebody pinch me I must be dreaming.

>>53087061
Fair enough, >>53087122 is right

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>The Kriegen Family
>Da Na Na Na *snap* *snap*

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>>53052923
HELLO

>>53087469
Now that's cute.

>>53087571
And that's funny.

>>53087643
And that's kill it with fire.

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>>53086767
Oh, hey buddy. Feels like it's been a year since I heard from you; good to see you!
>>53087061
Magnificent news. Thanks writefriend.
I regret to state that All Cogboy withered on the vine. It was taking us too long to get through missions with a text-based game; months upon months just to get through the dungeon crawl-y milk runs through the Occurrence Border I threw together as an intro. I got used to that and the players were starved for social interaction, but I was having a hard time running that with some IRL shit going on and had to call indefinite hiatus.

>>53087552
That's a fine mask. Is she an Ultramar auxiliary? We don't see them depicted too often. Like... ever.

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>>53087783
I remember seeing her in a drawthread a while back - maybe she's a custom regiment, but you can always check back if you're patient enough.

I liked one artist's rendition of them though.

>>53087571
I thought krieg were all vat grown

>>53084979
>She's from a Necromundan regiment I think. Don't recall their name but there's loads more art like that of them.
I'm guessing they're in the Only War books? I think I just found a new theme for my next army.

>>53087122
>>53087188
>>53087422
>>53087783

Thanks, just thanks. Hopefully shit will live up to expectations when I finally write enough to be worth posting. Will see.

I've got one combat section down, threeish to go.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if that's not an uncommon thing, for guardswoman or civilians. I mean, if they've only lived near one of the nicer chapters like Ultramarines, they're practically 8 foot tall knights in shining armor, and they can be pretty charismatic in the lore.

They should write one of those encounters into one of the books.

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>tfw you never got to marry Tona Criid

>>53088807
GET TAE FUCK YA CHAOS BAWBAGS

>>53051321
>breeding factories

Sounds like Krieg. It's implied they also clone.

No, just no. There's already way too many in the universe.

If 40k wanted to be serious, the Imperium of Man would be closer to Starship Troopers than anything else. Women can take up non-combat military roles, such as naval officers, engineers, nurses, overseers, etc.