Can you butt chug a magic potion and still benefit from its effects?

>>53031263
It reverses the effects.

>>53031279
What if someone drank the potion out of the butt chugger's butt, like they ate the chugger's ass after the potion was butt chugged?

>>53031263
Depends on the potion. I prefer potions that work on skin contact, so you apply them by throwing them at your friends in combat

>>53031299

Thinking about that makes me want to up chug my dinner

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>>53031263
Possibly, but the real question is are rabbits evolving and learning how to ride snails?

>>53031263
>>53031350
Were the monks drunk?

>>53031440
Most of the time yes. The catholic church convinced them to give up both worldly possessions and sexual relations they didn't have anything else to do but drink.

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>>53031440
Do you have to ask?

>>53031263
Sure, why not. I'd play with a dude that wanted to do that.

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Some faggot on IRC told me to post here, so I did. Upvotes to the left.

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>>53031479
You'd have to be drunk 90% of the time as the water would give you bugs

>>53031440
Of course, imagine having to live in a monastery or a church 24/7. Picture their boredom.

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>>53031440
Partly, some of its symbolism with the time period.

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>>53031263
What the fuck is happening here?

>>53031560
You can boil water and store it.
Well water is also potable.
And then there are clean river sources, providing you know no one is polluting it upstream.
http://www.medievalists.net/2014/07/people-drink-water-middle-ages/

>>53031299
potion felching is haram

>>53031440

You sweet summer child...

>> https://www.reddit.com/r/monkslookingatbeer/

>>53031263
You can get drunk from your ass--faster absorption rate than regular drinking, even--so I'd say so.

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>>53031263
>Can you butt chug a magic potion and still benefit from its effects?

>>53031830
Butt chugging.

This is probably the only thing that would get answered in our group through practice.

"So like.. Slick drank that health potion two fights ago. If he has to take a piss. Can I get a golden shower and get healed for half the amount?"


"No. Fuck off."

>>53032217

That is a shockingly accurate portrayal of a crow moot in my head.

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>>53032241

>>53031263
Yes. Modern medicine uses suppositories for a reason.

>>53031263
I think the real question is if butt-chugging a potion of fire-breath would make it a potion of fire-fart?

>>53033659
Maybe it'll be a potion of fire-intestinal-problems

>>53031299
>the ol' dollar on a string trick

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>>53031831
Was thinking more of the use of 'small beer' they'd drink daily when fresh water wasn't really in large quantities.
Plus being inebriated sort of takes the edge off being unwashed and life being often fairly shit

>>53031263

Well pills that are shoved up your ass that then have medicinal effects are a thing, so yes actually you could. Suppositories are actually quite effective and fast acting, soooooo yeah.

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>>53031299

>>53032241
Let's be real here, they probably just knew some snooty ass noblewoman who had a bed for her dog.

What if someone butt chugged a potion of giant strength?

>>53031263
>Can you butt chug a magic potion and still benefit from its effects?

Yes, if anything it would work faster because the walls of your anus are directly linked to your blood stream.

This is why and how suppositories work: medicine stuffed right up your butt so it dissolves and enters your blood stream as quickly as possible.... People have also chugged alcohol through their anus and basically have gotten instantly drunk and or immediately poisoned themselves.

>>53031263
Traditionally, here in Spain, people chugged into theor butts hot water when they couldn't have a shit because of some intestinal irregularity.

I think that is what that pictire is despicting: a man who just want to have a shit.

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>>53034374
That certainly explains his expression.

>>53032217
This is a disturbingly accurate description of government.

>>53033893
I want you to know that this post brought me more enjoyment than anything I've seen all week, and that's saying something.

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>>53031263
I would allow it.

>>53031440
A bit tipsy. It really paid off in the relaxing of muscles. Numbed the pain of writing shit all day.

>>53031984
4chan being 4chan.

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>>53035131
>that was nearly 7 years ago

>>53034097
They take a giant sized dump.

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>>53036334
>What I used to think
Medieval monks lived pure, sober and boring lives where they exclusively devoted themselves to God and swore off all worldly things.

>What it's actually like
Medieval monks were pre-modern frat boys who got drunk, drew the most retarded shit and decided the best ways to ward off Satan included vagina sculptures.

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>>53036543
Well, least by the Tudor era they just said 'fuck it' and became rich as shit.

>>53031263
Only if it's an alcohol based tincture.

>>53031697
>when you bout to do battle with the nigga who's been eating your crops an your main ho grabs yo dick

>>53031299
Hahahaha WTF

Thanks for the belly laugh

>>53033893
I want you to know this post brought me more enjoyment than anything I've seen this week, but that's not really saying much since I'm depressed and it's only tuesday

>>53034009
i want that girl to lick my butthole like that

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>>53034752
Same expression?

>>53031479
Sounds like my life but with more praying.

>>53031263
Recently talked about this with a medical student.
Answer is: YES.

>>53034374
In English we have a word for that. Enema.

>>53036543
Medieval monks were thugs, mobsters and proto-capitalists. A monastery was generally a commune that owned resources or means of production and raked in profits from exploiting them. You joined a monastery by investing your own money into it, effectively buying shares. And while the commune was nominally a religious one, I doubt that ever stopped anyone from doing whatever they wanted.

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>>53031299
>>53031335
>>53033893

Man am I easily amused

>>53037453
I want to lick that girls butthole like that

>>53034752
Holy fuck, it's Robin Williams.

>>53031440
I wouldn't be terribly surprised.

A lot of monasteries were also breweries or meaderies, because, funnily enough, beer and mead sell well, because people like getting drunk, and the monasteries had to get money in some way, because charity doesn't always cost nothing.

Hell, there are monasteries which are still breweries today.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trappist_beer

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>>53034112
>Yes, if anything it would work faster because the walls of your anus are directly linked to your blood stream.
>implying that the stomach and intestines aren't vascular and linked to the blood stream.
Pretty sure the reason rectal administration works quicker then oral is because rectal bypasses the hepatic first pass effect.

>>53035427
>behold, 4chan's herald

>>53033867
>Not entering your inventory and clicking 'drink potion' on a potion of explosions
Look at this scrub.

>>53031560
No, John. You are the snails.

>>53034009
I want to chug the potion out of her ass after she chugs it out of his.

>>53031299
How many butts would a butt chugger chug if a butt chugger chugged butts?

>>53044524
As many Squatches as a Sas could Sas if a Sasquatch could Squatch Sas.

>>53044524
A Butt Chugger would chugg all the butts a Butt Chugger could chug, if a Butt Chugger could chug butts.