The Chaos Gods suddenly become real, and because reasons each of the 4chan boards converts to Chaos. Which Chaos Gods are certain boards most likely to follow?
> /tg/: Nurgle
> /pol/: Khorne
> /g/: Tzeentch
> /b/: Slaanesh
I would like to think all boards would align with Nurgle, for 4chan is a place where the kind-hearted go to pretend to be repulsive.
/b/ would be Chaos Undivided imo. Any of the porn boards would of course go Slaanesh though.
>>53020676
I think /k/ would either go Tzeentch for the individualism and anarchy, or Slaanesh for their weapon obsession and trap fetish.
>>53020915
As far as I can tell, /tg/ is the one of the few boards that DOESN'T have a trap fetish, so nothing special about /k/ having that.And that's because we want to be the little girl instead
>>53020676
/pol/ would most likely be split 50/50 between Khorne and Tzeentch
>>53020676
Khorne is more /k/ i think. /pol/ is more Tzeentchs Domain. /ck/ perhaps got to Isha, if the other gods count too.
>>53022515
/k/ isn't a very violent board though, most monoboard /k/ommandos are just obsessed with weapons, which doesn't make them Khornate by default. I think /fa/ might go full Slaanesh, but I don't visit the board enough to be certain. /r9k/ would likely transition into Nurgle worship without realizing anything's changed.
>>53020676
Almost all the boards become Khornate because we all enjoy our anger here far too much.
Porn boards become Slaaneshi, as well as /soc/.
Tzeentch is probably /pol/ because of the rampant paranoia, and Nurgle is whatever, probably /R9K/.
>>53020676
>No Malal
>No Hashut
>>53020676
>porn boards, /b/- Chaos Undivided
>entire 4chan: Khorne
>/fit/, /mu/, /fa/: Slannesh
>/r9k/: Nurgle
>/tg/, /pol/, /x/: Tzeentch
>[s4s]: Malal
>/vip/: Necoho
>/Zuva