Centaur Stuff

>>53013219
why is this on /tg/ and not /a/

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>>53013219
Cause I don't browse /a/.

Which means I saw it here.

So I'm looking here.

Thus the heading being stuff about Centaurs in general.

I mean, I could have slow rolled it and just said "post centaurs, and done so for a bit, then samefagged farther down asking about the pic I wanted, but I feel like that shouldn't be necessary.

>>53013633
So how about you ask /a/ because they have a broader base of interest and can find you the actual page, where as /tg/ only has an overlap.

>>53013734
/a/ will just call OP a fag and tell him to go to /r/ or /trash/.

And fill his thread will child porn.

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>>53013219
Obligatory post.

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Centaurs are hot but I can't really justify putting them into my games since they are pretty biologically awkward.
Strictly for my private magical realm.

>>53013958
>And fill his thread will child porn.
Pssh.
Who needs /a/ for that?.

>>53013219
I think its the polt gym chapter from monster muzume. And they are putting on swimsuits IIRC. Go read it. I cant be hard to find that part

>>53020051
This.

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>>53017444
>Centaurs are hot but I can't really justify putting them into my games since they are pretty biologically awkward.
I once had an idea for justifying them in my setting as being caused by a freak parasitic fungus that will inhabit an juvenile quadruped, control them into seeking an adolescent bipedal sapient, capture and melt the quadrupeds head, eat the biped to the waist, and frankenstitch them together with a thick mycelial network that alters and connects various body systems to get jammed together into some bullshit.

I'd post more, but I'm in mobile and don't have my writings on me. Might when I get back home

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>>53013219
She was talking about her swimsuit rather than her skirt though.

>>53013633
Any hope on the english release getting scanned?

>>53013633
funfact: centaur's worry is getting an anime

>>53021123
name?

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>>53024074
Do you really not know Centorea Shianus from Monster Musume no iru nichijou? /a/ is an ok place, you should visit it some time.

>>53024132
I don't consume that much monster girl material myself and I do not go to /a/ often. Thank you

>>53021123
>ywn have a centorea gf

why even fucking live fa/tg/uys.

smith is best monster

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>>53024132
>Monster Musume no iru nichijou
Let's take a look at the premise.

>an ordinary guy

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>>53024293
She's waiting for you just beyond the noose, anon.

Reminder that everyone is best girl, even (You).

>>53024338
It's not a good show/manga, but at least it has made monster girls more popular

>>53013219

Centaurs wearing clothing that covers their rear would be a disaster. Not only is it basically impossible for them to put it on themselves, but horses tend to poop while running. Humanlike clothing would get in the way of that.

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>>53024322
Smith is a succubus who infiltrated the interspecies exchange program and forcibily got Darling into a situation that makes no sense and shouldn't be legal (he's sharing a house with seven hot babes that he's obviously attracted to, his parents are conveniently overseas and he's not allowed to fuck them) to feed off all the sexual frustration Darling and his harem generate.

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Fuck houseplants, I want a pet dryad.

>>53024338

Give it a chance anon

Read a chapter or two

Or watch an episode

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>>53024293
>wanting a boring Monmusu centaur as a gf
talk about low standards

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>>53024403
>Imperial Monstergirls

>>53024338
Yeah it is shit. Also I personally hate how its using its shit quality to try to turn monstergirls into a normie thing, so the normies can spam it to death and make it unappealing.

Just like they did to JoJo once it started getting anime releases

>>53024386
>Smith is a succubus
What? no. Everyone knows man is the most monstrous creature of them all.

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>>53024444
>If "normies" like it then it's no longer cool so I have to stop liking it
Such a waste of sweet digits.

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You have to eat an entire bowl.

>>53024428
Harpy - ideal weapon against Chaos. Can't be corrupted because forgets what daemons were talking about before they even finish.

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>>53024428
Unfortunately I haven't seen Imperium Drawfag on /a/ for quite a while. I hope he's doing well.

Centaurs are not hot. At that point you're just fantasizing about horses.

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>>53024485
>Miia's awful cooking vs Kanna's endless hunger
Who wins?

>>53024478
Its not that normies liking it makes it no longer cool, afterall Cowboy Bebop will always be amazing no matter how popular it gets.

The issue is oversaturation of its presence everywhere, incessant wailing of a bloated and exploded fandom, and they suddenly think they're now getting access to a community and a quality concept or fetish, despite being only introduced and interested in a product pointed at the lowest common denominator, which breeds a sense of complacency in regards to trying to find newer and potentially better IPs and concepts.

tldr, Normies don't ruin things. Normies just build abnoxious fandoms that make the people who like the thing look bad, and enjoy wallowing in their ignorance

>>53024552
It has boobs to fondle, lips to kiss, hair to tussle, and a womb to fill. What's not to like?

>>53024552
Lies.
I started with hoses, THEN centaurs

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>>53024552

>>53024562
Us

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>>53024493
Admittedly, Papi would probably get along wonderfully with Cultist-chan.

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>>53024552
I would fuck even more absurd creatures so long as they were sapient and consenting. A horse pussy is a pussy still, whereas a spider epigyne is... different. (Yet more people would fuck Rachnera instead of Centorea)

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This bringer of death is coming to take your character's life. What do?

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>>53024552
I just wanna impregnate something with a big ass and a juicy pussy. Is that so wrong?

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>>53024683

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UMARU ON THE FRONTPAGE!

>sticking your dick near an ass that has never been wiped

Just no.

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>>53013219

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What about human women and monsterboys?

>>53024750
There's a comic series that deals with centaur issues such as this.

The answer is that they are very bendy.

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>>53024750
>not knowing that centaurs use special bidets and rags on sticks

>>53017444
Eh, biology is overrated in fantasy settings. I don't care whether giants obey the square-cube law, I don't care if skeletons should fall apart, and I don't care if it makes no sense for dragons to breathe fire or ice. Why would I care that a centaur's skeletal system is utterly impractical?

>>53024645
That's because Rachnera is Best Girl despite her spider half, not because of it. Because, amongst other things, she's the ONLY ONE who cares enough about 'Darling' to be careful around him, and tries ensure he isn't hurt, even on accident.

>>53024645
I'd rather fuck something with completely alien genitalia than something with the genitalia of a real life animal.

>>53024795
seems good

>>53024750
I direct you to>>53017170

>>53024552
It could be worse. It could be not just any horses, but ponies.

>>53026183
Rev up that fluffy abuse, because I sure love triggering manchildren.

>>53024795
I admit I am aroused and intrigued.

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>>53024408

>>53027867
Z-ton is one of the classiest deviants around.

>>53027884
Provided you ignore the NTR stuff, and skip straight to the comfy bits

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>>53024795

>>53024722
That almost looks like OPM

>>53026183
Let us not talk about the tiny pastel horses

>>53017444
>Centaurs are hot
Yeah no, I don't see the appeal at all. Human vag is actually attractive and centaurs just have gross horse vagina. Sure they still have tits, but they don't have an ass or legs. That's just a deal breaker man.

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>>53028278
>they don't have an ass or legs

Holy shit, what kind of horses do they have where you come from?

>>53028351
The kind that have a horse's ass and a horse's legs.

>>53028009
It's a whole new world you've introduced me to anon.

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>>53028278
>but they don't have an ass or legs
anon, you don't get it. They have the best ass and legs!

Also, Horse pussies and nottably plusher, have that thick meaty clit, and and proven to have more musculature and grip more firmly that human vaginas, and are also wetter!

Plus, there is that sexy justoposition between the dark leathery outside and the pink fleshy inside

>>53028533

So they DO have an ass and legs? That's good to hear, I was afraid people in your country rode around on giant slugs and just called them "horses."

>>53028676

Anon, no.

Centaur are right and good, but beastiality is not.

>>53028946
Is it really bestiality, if it passes the Harkness test? If so, then I guess loving Goblins, Orcs, and Elves is bestiality too.

>>53024645
Rachnea's pussy is pretty obviously in the same human area, my dude.

>>53029256
Goblins, orcs, and elves have human genitals though.

>>53030266
They aren't human though, and many Orcs are depicted as pigs

>>53028351
They do have legs and asses, but they're horse legs and asses, which don't count for sex appeal because again, they're goddamned horse legs and asses.

>>53030266

So wait, you're saying if you graft a human vagina onto a walrus, it stops being bestiality?
Are you SURE you're not a mad scientist?

>>53030266
I mean, they might have something completely different down there. Maybe orc women have snake-like sheathes that extend over the penis, or elves have vasa deferentia and reproduce through tribadism.

>sticking your dick in a pussy designed to accomdate horsecock, that has also never been wiped.

Like a pencil in a mineshaft.

>>53030398
inb4 GLURK GLURK GLURK and horseanusposting

>>53030398
It clenches down and the passage tightens due to advanced musculature
I'm sorry you are completely ignorant of zoology and animal husbandry

>>53030398
Horse pussy tightens up to conform to the dick, senpai. They also last about a minute.

>>53030433
>>53030420
>>53030437
Myths put out by furries. There's a limit to how tight it can get.

>>53030456
Anon, not everyone has a wafer-thin pencil dick like you I hope you realize.

>>53030490
>chodeposters think they have good dicks

>>53030490
Anon, anybody who has a normal dick size wouldn't be secretly fantasizing about a horse pussy that contracts to fit them, you realize.

>>53028278
>Human vag is actually attractive

>>53030700
>implying it isn't

>>53030825
Not when compared to horse vagina.

Humans just have an awkward flappy slit

>>53024672
The psychopomp has social anxiety
How can I exploit this.