40k Puns

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40k Puns 2017-05-01 11:55:33 Post No. 53011025
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40k Puns Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:55:33 Post No. 53011025 [Report]

Give them to me. All of them, even the bad ones.

Especially the bad ones.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 12:05:06 Post No.53011194
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 12:05:06 Post No.53011194 [Report]

>>53011025

The Pork Angels

The Quimperial Fists

The Fisters of Battle

The Crack Templars

Crotch Sperminatus

The Blood A-holes

The Rapin' Guard

The Space Vulvas

The Gay Knights

The Deathwank

Curzefag 2017-05-02 01:22:32 Post No.53012364
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>>53011194
>The Rapin' Guard

Anonymous 2017-05-02 01:24:25 Post No.53012389
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>>53011025
I'll share a joke at least.

I like to add the modifier "ies" to any of the armies I play against or players I reference. Started with Space Wolves, "Space Puppies." Then began trying to link various armies to that way of saying it.

So I'm talking to several players and begin referencing to their armies in this manner
>Space Wolves played by a white skinny dude
>Space Puppies

>Tau played by some fat nerd
>Blueberries

>Dark Angels played by an African American gentleman
>Darkies

RIP me.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 01:28:24 Post No.53012452
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>>53012364

Curzefag 2017-05-02 01:30:33 Post No.53012489
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 01:37:19 Post No.53012599
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 01:37:19 Post No.53012599 [Report]

>40k puns thread
>No-one has posted 'The Hanged' yet

Who else can penetrate as far into the rear of the Emperor's foes? Plunging again and again into their flanks to leave a gaping hole for other forces to take full advantage of.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 01:38:23 Post No.53012614
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>>53012599
God fucking dammit I forgot the picture!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 2017-05-02 03:13:17 Post No.53014246
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>>53011194
Some of those are actually kind of good.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 03:36:23 Post No.53014596
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:21:56 Post No.53015139
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>>53014732
Who drew these?

Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:51:48 Post No.53016209
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>>53015139
I also want to know, though they don't have anything to do with puns.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:06:37 Post No.53016366
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:06:37 Post No.53016366 [Report]

>How do you get a Sister of Battle pregnant?
>Dress her as a choir boy
Ill wait for the Exterminatus

Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:29:59 Post No.53016592
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>>53014596
wait, why was lotara under the sheets?

Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:59:07 Post No.53016884
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>>53016592
Anon, have you had the birds and bees talk yet?

Anonymous 2017-05-02 07:06:23 Post No.53016947
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 07:06:23 Post No.53016947 [Report]

>>53016884
Kinda

what I don't understand is how the flower under the sheets can blow the bee if it is visibly wrapped in bathrobes and over the sheets

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