Mmmm, yes.

I didn't mean to post this, this was ment as a reply to another thread and idk how to delete it. I'm sorry

>>52978057
I wanted to like Orcs and Men but the gameplay at the start is just so awkward.

Ah well. At least it gave us Styx. Shame the orcs didn't show up in later titles though

You tried OP, it's okay.
You're forgiven.

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Despite it's unintentional shitpost status. It actually caused me to raise an eyebrow and smile. So it's worth something.

>>52978057
Are orcs natty?

>>52978057
No we are not going to arbitrarily assign a backstory and writefaggotry to a bulky Ork with a funny name so we can create the next Oinkbane out of your post.

We need at least one other interesting character trait for that.

I want to hear more from and about chungus humungus.

>>52978113
Agreed, I dug the setting and some of the races and characters, but the gameplay was kinda eh

>>52978344
Me too. What conquests did he lead to get that name?

>>52978344
Maybe he's related to Lord Humongous

>>52978525
Humongous what?!

>>52978984
Cakes. The Humongous clan is renowned across the region for their massive pastries

>>52978984
Hearts, it's a genetic problem.

>>52978984
It's a common name among trolls and giants whose families lived close to humans. Just as many humans' family names are related to their profession, those giants' family-names sometimes relate to their size (i.e. Bigge, Yuuge, Larsh/Larg/Laars, Grand/Grond/Grund, Swoll, etc).

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>>52978057
And this is his wife.

>>52979212
hnnnnng

>>52979212
man when are we going to get an actual well designed porn game instead of having to rely on people modding shit like Skyrim

>>52979291
Well, there was Breeding Season, but you know what happened to it.
The problem is that porn industry is even more receptive to talentless hacks who drain your wallet with shitty quality work, simply because they manage to cater to your niche.

>>52979212
I'd risk it.

>>52978057

best thread on /tg/

>>52978984

So many people didn't get this.

>>52978057
Oh look a Space Marine.

>>52979334
Epic 3 way with Chungus and his wife.

>>52979318
>simply because they manage to cater to your niche.
Guess again, faggot. The only way someone is going to get money out of me from a porn game is if my mind is controlled to do it.

Mainly because mind control is my fetish.

>>52979557
it's not funny

>>52979784
Its hilarious
That chick had a full on mental breakdown over a dad joke

>>52978057
Boss, where's your armor?

>>52979800
yeah, it was funny for about a week

>>52979811
other people not finding it funny makes it funny once again

>>52978984
Hugh, mungous.

>>52980455
YUMUNGUS WAT!? Are you sexually harassing me?

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>>52979212
Oh dear lady Humoungous, you rock!

I might know a friend of her

>>52979291
When
>One can get funded properly
>Designers, coders, artists, and writers can all work together on making the porno
>There exists a market for it
>It's profitable despite feminist screeching and an inability to actually advertise
>All you faggots stop torrenting EVERY fucking thing because you're cheap pieces of shit who blow all your money on bourbon and fast food and some other dumb self-help shit because you're fat no gf poorfags who won't even put any help you get into practice


Most professional pornographers are just whoring their patreons out right now because it's more lucurative than putting in time and effort to things made exclusively for worthless ingrates.

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>>52980692
>implying I drink bourbon
I'm a real man and drink mikes hard lemonade

>>52978984
4u

>>52980604
I can't find source on this, so i'd appreciate a link.

>>52979291
Hrm. We never gonna get a triple A porn title.

What happens is that modders can take the framework of a finished game and then apply what they happen to know, by themselves or in small teams working across a great distance, to make their mods. It's easy to recruit a coder from denmark and a moddeler from russia to work on a mod to make a futa mod that support golden showers on skyrim. But people usually interested to developed games from the grounds are less willing to put on the effort just to make a porn game. And they don't often share their fetishes. And making a game from the ground is much harder than making a mod and it's not easy to do it across a great distance. And that's without even touching the economics aspects.

People are very unwilling to spend money in porn, specially a large chunk of money in a single go. And those who are willing are only willing to spend it on their very niche preferences. Oh, and 3D/2D porn is massively unpopular (when compared to regular, filmed porn with real actors and actresses).

So your target audience would be People who likes games. But in that group, only people who like 3D porn. And in that group, only people willing to pay for porn. And in that group people who actually like the topics of your game.

So, yeah. never.

>>52980896
https://danbooru.donmai.us/artists/16114

>>52979212
A fine lady like this should get a human husbando, and not a shitty orc.

>>52978113
>>52978360
As someone who played Styx and loved the lore and fucking adored the gameplay and lore of Bound by Flame (shame it was so short, felt like they ran out of funding midway), I went through all their other games and found Of Orc and Men. I really REALLY wanted to like it, but it just was...painfully clunky. Couldn't bring myself to. Still go back and play Styx/Bound by Flame occasionally.

Speaking of, a game set in the Bound by Flame universe would be fucking awesome!

>>52982850
>Bound by Flame
That game jumps the plot like buttblasted bufo. But it never went to anywhere too interesting, i wanted to fight the undead army and the evil necromancers with my flaming demon powers, instead i got an internal conflict story with all the best bits happening in the background. At least the boss fight is fun.

>>52978073
>idk how to delete it
I wish it was harder for newfags to post without reading the FAQ.

>>52979800
>>52979557
I never leave /tg/, what's this about

Is that a tribute to a certain obnoxious fellow with excessive love for the name "Chungus"?
If you turn all that muscle to fat and the skin pale you'll get a thing that looks almost like him

>>52979291
Look up Kingdom of Deception. The devs behind it have a great reputation, and a demo's expected to drop soon.

>>52979811
>implying I didn't see that video 3 days ago

>>52979212
She makes my chungus humongous

>>52983436
Pretty sure it's from one of those "FEMINIST GETS PWNED!!1!!" videos on youtube that autist shut-ins like to masturbate to.

>>52985285
>/tg/ going full tumblr again
Why is this board allowed to exist?

>>52986045
People who play traditional games tend to go outside and interact with other human beings on a regular basis, so we don't have degenerate social opinions that are clearly bourne from stewing in a miasma of your own fart gasses.

>>52985285
if i'm not mistaken it's the dad joke a fat fella gave as a name to. some annoying bitch kept demanding his name and she freaked the fuck out about it calling it sexual harrassment.
Also called him an uncle Tom for liking the police.
like all things to do with emotionally unstable and violent cunts it became funny. Lol, intersectualists are unstable or not, it's the common thrum of the internet to laugh at such cunts.
I mean there are entire sites dedicated to milking "lolcows".
And the borderline narcissistic cunts that make up most activist groups in the modern age are quite heavy with stupid reactions
>implying you're not a shut in.
the fuck are you doing here, this place is not meant for you kind

>>52983070
The boss fight was intense. I had to spam craft items, just to beat it. I was playing on hard so that may have been it.

I agree that the majority of the best bits happened off-screen. Still a fun game, and the craft really felt interesting and enjoyable. A game based off of it I would set more in tone of BSG, with your band of ragtags fleeing, engaging with skirmishes, to make it towards the greater bulk of the armies.

>>52978057
GET OUT OF ME SWAMP

>>52986045
>>52986841
>getting this upset over that tiny insult
I see /pol/ continues to be just as hypersensitive as the SJWs.

>>52979291
The nips have it down already. See Honey Select.

>>52988436
they get triggered very easily

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>>52986438
>People who play traditional games tend to go outside and interact with other human beings on a regular basis

>>52988685
Uh yeah, most /tg/ stuff is split screen multiplayer

>>52979291
There's always rapelay

>>52985285
Just watched it, it's pretty funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzA4dCT4X0I

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>>52988754
>dice slinging nerds
>actual people

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>>52984671

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>>52988436
>I see /pol/ continues to be just as hypersensitive as the SJWs.
I don't know what emotions you decided to project into my post or how i'm /pol/
it's pretty playing.
>hugh mungus got a big reaction.
>idiots love to laugh at big reactions.
ain't nothing /pol/ about it.

>>52989277
Eh, it mostly applied to the first guy. Just threw you in 'cause of the last line.

>>52985285
>"FEMINIST GETS PWNED!!1!!

I think you're confusing this with something else.
It's about a guy making a shit joke at a woman, and the woman going absolutely crazy about it. I don't think she even was a feminist. Just over-sensitive.

There was nothing /pol/ about it.

>>52990012
Fuck man. She even started a gofundme and shit over it. She was pretty nuts.

>>52978283
>Delts the size of his head
>Natty

Should orcs be this big?

>>52990516
If the setting lacks ogres, yes

>>52980747
Sauce on the frogless picture?

>>52990702
nyanpyoun

>>52989094
I lol'd.

I can't even imagine how this person thinks and experiences life.

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>>52989094
what a bint

>>52990012
Be careful, if you point out facts to him, he'll cry and call you a hypersensitive /pol/ack

>>52990823
You're a good man, anon.

>>52979212
Tetondra Burgonda Flog?

>>52980594
no, no, name's mungous. Hugh, Mungous

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>>52986438
>People who play traditional games tend to go outside and interact with other human beings on a regular basis

>>52995197
go back to /v/

>>52988436
I JUST W/pol/ANT TO PO/pol/ST/pol//pol/ IN PIECE BUT THESE NAZIS /pol/ KEEP ARE IN MY HOARD I HATE NAZI/pol/S THEY LAUGH AT internet memes /pol//pol//pol/ KEEP POL IN /pol/ POL YOU SHITTERS AAAAAA/pol/AAAAAAAAAA