Stat me /tg/

>>52977816
50% Meat
50% Bread
50% cheese

Do not question the cheese's excess 50% Cheese fucks with physics like that all it wants.

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Stat me /tg/

>>52977874
Slaaneshi Cultist/10

>>52977816
"We need the space, for the cheeeeese."

>>52977874

I didn't know House Frey had berserkers

>>52977874
You shouldn't stat things that shouldn't be able to be defeated.

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>>52977850
How do you know the cheese is the extra 50%?

>>52977816
I'll give it a
delicious - 3 for that flaking.

>>52977919
more like champion

>>52978743
>only -3
you don't want to see what's inside

Desert planet.
Nonbreathable atmosphere.
Rich mineral deposits.
Strange axis tilt due to non-spherical shape.
Population ~100,000 employees of Weyland-Yuutani, confined to habitats.

>>52978097
Of COURSE the cheese is the extra 50%.
"And cheese on top"

Kinda reminds me of Sir Dan.