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>>52965726

Class: Pimp

Size/Type: Large Fried Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
An owlbear’s coat ranges in color from brown-black to yellowish brown; its beak is a dull ivory color. A full-grown male can stand as tall as 8 feet and weigh up to 1,500 pounds. Adventurers who have survived encounters with the creature often speak of the bestial madness they glimpsed in its red-rimmed eyes.

Combat
Owlbears attack prey—any creature bigger than a mouse—on sight, always fighting to the death. They slash with claws and beak, trying to grab their prey and rip it apart.

Improved Grab (Ex)
To use this ability, an owlbear must hit with a claw attack. It can then attempt to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity.

Preferred Enemy : Circulatory System, Ronald McDonald

>>52965726
Herbs and Spices: 11

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>>52965726

>>52966298
Is that Jared the pedo?

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Are we talking about the Colonel from the ads or from the comics?

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>>52969329
The games

>>52966298
I'm slightly disappointed that the Hamburglar isn't next to Ronald.

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>>52965762
>large fried beast

>>52966298
>Pan-Pan
Completely fucking dead inside while wearing a too small for head panda mask. I love it.

>>52966298
The king looks like the most suave gambler man in the fuckin world, and I love it.

>>52969481
He's a thief for hire that actively works against The Don. He's a neutral party everyone but The Don hires, and he's playing all the angles. Whoever wins, he'll come out on top as long as it's not McDonald's.

>>52966298
Queen has got a Rocky Horror Picture Show thing going on and it makes it all the more terrifying.