THE STARS THEMSELVES ONCE LIVED AND DIED AT OUR COMMAND

>>52963269
WE WUZ GODZ AND SHIET

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Lmao why dont you murderfuck a chaos God into existence again and watch as most of your gods and your species dies and you have to save your souls in some buttplug for all enternity you gay ass fukken knife eared dumbass fuckwitted geriatric "our men are prettier than our women" fairy looking celibate wraith boning cockholster aspected shefag weak little fukken pansy vain arrogant space elfs.

Maybe youd have a right to a collective ego that would make tzeentch blush if you hadnt raped a warp hole larger than said ego into existence and wiped out your entire pantheon of gods.

You know why necrons will always be better than you faggy space elves? Necrons didnt need anyone to tell them they were a dead species.

THE STARS THEMSELVES probably werent even around the last time you did anything midly interesting.

Fuck off back to the webway you pale joke.

>>52963269

I'm a member of the species that isn't currently on the brink of extinction.which, all things considered, seems pretty food to me.

Shit game
Shit Macha
Shit thread
Same thread on /v/

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>>52963269
The ones they live and die for now. Arm chrono-cannon, lads.

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Cute.

>>52963399
>humans
>not on brink of extinction
You missed all the Imperium's PoV fluff, right?

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>>52963269
Once.

>>52963269
You want me to call Artemis on you?

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>>52963399
>seems pretty food to me.
same for me

>>52963269
There's a reason you speak of it in the past tense.

>>52963269
I was playing the game, thought Eldar were pretty cool, cooler than I remember them, and went to the GW website to browse their Eldar models.

Jesus shit those things are bad, and they haven't been updated in the (20 odd) years that I've been absent from Warhammer.

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>>52963773
Aspect Warrior sculpts are old as shit and outside of Dire Avengers, they are all resin.
It's bullshit.
NEW ASPECT WARRIOR SCULPTS WHEN?! FUCKING FORMER COMMUNIST SLAVS CAN MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS, WHY CAN'T GW?

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>>52963269
>ONCE

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>>52963269
I'm your daughter, gimme a kiss mommy.

>>52963692
t. degenerate bug worshipper

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>>52963269
Don't tell me you've forgotten already.

Macha got a booty!

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>>52963269
lmao We fucked in Three chaos gods in warp, while we were still retarded compared to 40k and preparing to fuck in a fourth one, but who will actually protect mankind. decaying corpse of a human on a golden wheelchair is holding off entire chaos forces which your retarded species invited. not to mention that your god of war got raped by everyone, from humanmade khorne to LotD undead zombie marines. and regular marines.
Only thing that you are useful for is to be waifu material and even at this, you suck horribly due to your unthinkable ego.

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>>52963269
>THE STARS THEMSELVES ONCE LIVED AND DIED AT OUR COMMAND
Yeah, then you alone created the most seductive Chaos God in existence by force of pure depravity. Now the rest of the world can't enjoy things without risking chaotic corruption. You are literally the reason why we can't have nice things.

>>52963269
and youll get fucked in the ears by BHC

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>>52964853
>We fucked in Three chaos gods in warp
I...dont think that thats a good thing

>>52963269
So, how long until people start using her model in SFM porn?

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Please be my waifu, macha

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>>52963385
>you gay ass fukken knife eared dumbass fuckwitted geriatric "our men are prettier than our women" fairy looking celibate wraith boning cockholster aspected shefag weak little fukken pansy vain arrogant space elfs

>>52963269
Once. You were that once. You've lost all control, and you can no longer be trusted to be the masters of your own fates anymore. Render your gratitude to the Emperor if you are able, xenos, and there may still be hope for you yet.

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>>52963269
YOUZ A ROIGHT GIT, YOUZ ARE

WEZ ORKZ ARE JUST AS ANSHUNT AS YOU IZ; AND WE BEAT DA METAL BOYZ JUST AS GOOD.

WE WAAAAGH AMONGST DAH BURNY TINGS IN DA SPESS

YOUZ A GIT TO DA ORKZ


WAAAGGH!

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>>52963269
we are your comeuppance, we are the justice that fate itself has lovingly chosen for each and every one of you

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>>52964561
>>52963625
Remove fleshbags.

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I know that deep in heart, you love humans, macha

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>>52963269
Macha! It's me, LIIVI, your brother in law! How is good ol' Eldrad doing? I'm sending you a photo of our last vacation on an exodite world. Lofn is having a blast with her pet, although we don't let her bring it when there are other eldar around, Emperor knows what would they say if they see a giant carnifex playing catch! The exodites have been very nice to us, after all that running from the Inquisition and the Ordo Assassinorum we needed a deserved break. Taldeer says we should pay you a visit soon, after all that mess happened in Biel-Tan. Lofn wants to see her favourite aunt again.

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>It drifted through the void, broken, scarred and shattered. A single shard of Acheron’s superstructure, the only piece to have returned to real space when the planet was annihilated. Its creators, deathless and eternal, were already aware of the fate that had befallen it. They had looked on, in silent, cold fury, as the lesser races had tampered with their carefully wrought designs.

>The cage was broken. The work of aeons was shattered.

>Someone would pay.

>>52971304
>exodites
You know, since you brought it up, i never get it...
What the fuck were humans problem against exodites? I mean, sure "fokken xenos are inferior and must die" "we wuz manifest destiny n sheit", etc. But why exodites? there were larger danger in galaxy and better priorities. Exodites stayed on their planets peacefully, living agrarian autist lives, without bothering anyone. In fact, imho, they and harlequins are then only nonhuman factions at large, that have potential to be long lasting allies with Imperium. Why invading them?

>>52971476
Sometimes humans want the exodite planets, since those were terraformed eons ago to be paradise lands. Other times humans occupated paradise worlds when the eldar almost got extinct, and the exodites want them back.

>>52971560
Well, I mean exterminating them on already inhabited lands. I could see them as allies, that are more trustworthy than their CW siblings, that inquisition has relationships with. +there were worlds, IIRC, where Humans and Eldars were living peacefully together and their relationships were friendly even.

>>52971622
That's just regular human xenophobia. The moment the Imperium saw what was happening, they threw a war against the exodites and executed all who had pointy-eared friends.

>>52971690
>executed all who had pointy-eared friends.
sad ;_;

>>52971476
>Exodites stayed on their planets peacefully
>peacefully

Literally one of the most major aspects of Exodite "culture" is dragon knights going around murdering each other among other things to prove how big their dicks are. Not to mention that just by existing in proximity they or any Craftworld supporting them may pop out of no where and genocide the entire human population because "Muh Prophecy"

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>>52963269
>ONCE

>>52963269
That is not an Eldar.