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Your current character needs into this establishment 2017-04-28 08:24:05 Post No. 52953403
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Your current character needs into this establishment
Anonymous
2017-04-28 08:24:05
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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
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I'll have you know i am level 3 and only got downed twice
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>>52953438
Yeah, so?
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>11 year-old kid
>5' tall
Hit me.
>get punched
>soak all damage
>don't move an inch
I said HIT ME!
>get hit
>same thing
How tough are YOU, ya wimpy wuss?
>get inside like a baws
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how tough am I? how tough am I?!
I'm a 3 lifepath burning wheel character (city-born, student, student) and I have yet to play so I'm not fucking likely to get in
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>>52953505
as a sorcerer
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>>52953528
>>52953539
Right this way.
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>>52953403
I completed the Tomb of Horrors, at Level 10.
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>>52953537
I think you'd be a better fit over there.
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>>52953403
>character is a mutant who's mutation revolves around not being noticeable whatsoever from people's perceptions, same goes for machines
I get in and no one is the wiser
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I played FATAL, and only had two weeks of therapy.
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>>52953403
I played dungeon world with virtualautism and my female elf only got strangled a little bit.
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>>52953403
I took the Toughness feat.
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>>52953833
I took the Toughness feat AND I have 20 constitution.
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My character is a level 1 kobold wizard.
She's the party tank. And primary damage dealer.
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>>52953687
>>52953833
I was forced to go through the GM's MLP slave girl magical realm, in FATAL.
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>>52954031
Go on in. I'm sorry for your loss.
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I play with two teenagers, one who barely speaks our language and the other who never read the rules.
I only complained to my DM six times.
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>Travel to another plane where the Salty Spitoon accepts wizards inside.
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>>52953403
She would life up her shirt and show all the branded runes she has covering back and the massive 3rd degree burn she has between them.
Actually, that's legitimately how we got into a figher's guild once. Well, after she also drank a glass of mild poison without reacting.
Did I mentions he's a sorcerer?
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>>52954888
And apparently transgender, too.
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