ITT: we storytime a campaign that never happened, one sentence at a time.
>>52951829
Pick one of three.
>LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND, I
>There are evils lurking behind every corner (sniffs) foul beings
>Potion seller, I wish to buy a potion
>>52952170
LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND, I
>>52952204
WAS A YOUNG LAD
>>52952204
THE MASTER POTION SELLER, SOLD A POTION TOO STRONG
>>52952219
Who was in need of the strongest potions
>>52952231
My father was taking me to the fair.
Zero seconds in, and it's already absolute shit.
The fuck is wrong with /tg/ today.
>>52952343
....I regret mentioning Potion Seller.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>52952343
I cast counterspell on the shitposter
>>52952373
And the WHEN I WAS bait
>>52952419I don't know what that is.
>>52952219
WHEN A MESSENGER CAME TO THE VILLAGE BEARING THE ROYAL COLOURS AND INSIGNIA!
And then everyone clapped
>13 replies but only eight IPs in the thread