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New Year. New PES. It's time for the 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers. Penitent Crusade begins NOW!

>What the fuck is this?

A virtual divegrass tournament run in Pro Evolution Soccer and streamed for the enjoyment of anons everywhere.

>Why the fuck should I care?

Dank memes, top bants, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load. For more info see implyingrigged.info

Tragedy. We are beset on all sides by tragedy. Cadia is overrun. Creed has been snatched up by Trayzn. Matt Ward has returned. And /tg/, have been relegated. But that is not all that has happened in these dark times...
Seeing all these great and terrible events come to pass, our mighty Emperor, beloved by all, has arisen, and stepped forth from the Golden Net to lead His faithful on the field of divegrass once more! As if such a blessing were not enough, as if in answer to his Father's call, Roboute Guilliman has awoken from stasis and landed on Terra, declaring himself Lord Commander of the Goal. Truly, there could be no greater man to organise the defence of the /tg/ box than the Ultramarines Primarch himself.
Finally (and most curious of all) the great scheming dragon Nicol Bolas has planeswalked to our humble corner of the Multiverse and offered his services as a tactician and strategist, to replace the erstwhile Tactical Genius, Creed.

Now is the time for vengeance, brothers. Today we begin our long awaited rise.

We're up in the first game of the day against /wsg/. /a/ and our good buddies /co/ are in action later on against /i/ and /pol/ respectively so GET HYPE AND WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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>>52950171
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At this point in time, there's only one thing we can do.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! GIT HYP YA GROTZ!
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Is the team still 50% 40k shit and the rest being just utter shit?
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>>52950171
yall lads best not fuck this up

if there's even anything left to fuck up when we're this far down
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IT'S HAPPENING!

Pre-game rigging has begun.
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Time to get out of Fetus lads.

The long night is over, The Great Crusade is about to begin.
The Emperor protects.
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We have a discord server set up for all things /tg/ Cup-related. So pop in if you want to talk about the team or just anything in general. https://discord.gg/011qOR7qt0vo3Siiv
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>>52950490
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SMOrc
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Do we have our old manager back?
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MIENTRAS, LOS MAGOS DEL TIEMPO!
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>>52950702
Depends on which one you mean.
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Patrician 1-1 draws.

Not a bad start, just unlucky.
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>>52951350
Bad timing with the changes for LB/RB, should have done that when the ball was under /tg/ control.

Other then that, solid game. Soothed some of my worries for sure. Good job Managers.
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>>52950171
Don't normally watch it live. When's /tg/ first on?
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>>52950490
FOR THE EMPEROR!
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>>52951823
they were the first match of the day today.
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>>52951823
check the wiki for the times.
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>>52950171
Is the current roster accurate?

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//tg/
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>>52954979
I hope not.
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>>52954979
>>52956283
The roster on the team's main page is up to date. The /tg/ Roster wiki page has yet to be edited. We've been working on tactics and aesthetics for the last while so we're a bit behind on wiki duties.
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Next game is today (Saturday) at 5:30 UTC, Second match of the day.
Since Sou is a master of time management expect the the first game to start then (If we're lucky)

We're up against /lgbt/ and their meme formations
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>>52957020
Forgot to mention it's 5:30PM***
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>>52950171
>It's Time
>>52951350
>1 - 1 against /wsg/
We are fucked yet again.
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What is UTC to EST?
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I've been sick all week, otherwise I'd have finished this sooner. But here's a sneak peek of the next issue of The Daily Neckbeard.
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>>52957890
sup tract 4 hours
so 1:30PM
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>>52958000
>Middle of work
Well, at least I can watch it on Sunday right?
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>/co/
>/a/
>/tg/

Literally all my teams are in the Fetus now. All but /cgl/, and they're dead.
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>>52958152
Yeah we face /his/ at the same time or 30 min earlier on Sunday.
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Is the 1d4chan page updated yet?
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Are these recorded?
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>>52960231
Yes. The stream link above has videos uploaded after each match day. Alternatively, you can check archive.klaxa.eu
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is that a chaos start or 8 harpoons on our logo
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>>52962956
It's an eight-pointed star, yes.
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Good luck /tg/
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Keeping the thread afloat for later use
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>>52963219
We do our best.
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Kickoff for today's memeball is in about 1.5 hours. Or 10pm PST.

Today's matchups:

/wsg/ vs /his/
/tg/ vs /lgbt/
/a/ vs /t/
/i/ vs /y/
/pol/ vs /trv/
/co/ vs /sci/
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>>52965495
You mean 10am PST.
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>>52965667
Herp derp, yeah it's AM sorry.

Also here's our SPIRITUAL LIEGE for those who missed yesterday's game. You still have time to watch it if you go onto the hitbox archives.
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Just over 15 minutes, lads.
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Welp, it's happening. Out of curiosity, you guys think /his/ or /wsg/ is gonna take this first one?
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>>52966896
Toss up, if you ask me.

However, happening has been delayed due to shitty internet.
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So if /his/ trounced /wsg/ but we tied with /wsg/, what's that say about when we face /his/ tomorrow?
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We're up next.

ERE WE GO! ERE WE GO!

>>52967432
In that case it's Win and In.
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>>52967432
Don't matter if we can smash LGBwhatever the fuck they will have 0 points meaning we advance.
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ERE WE GO LADS
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Don't worry, its only /lgbt/!
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>>52967529
Don't you fucking jinx us.
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It begins!
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What is this Semen Slurping Bullshit?
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We're sucking ass
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What the fuck happened between 2015 and now?
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WHAT

NO

HOW
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RIP
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That was some major bullshit.
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We've fucking WON A MAIN LEAGUE CUP, how are we losing to fucking /lgbt/!?
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NOT AS PLANNED
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>>52967529
You cunt, you rigged it against us with that flippant comment.
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OH SHIT DOOMRIDER
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C-C-C-COCAINE
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DOOMRIDER IS /ourboy/!
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DOOOOOOOOOOMRIDER!
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DOOMRIDER
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Doomy is the only real hero on the team, he carries the other useless shits.
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OH BUT WAIT! JUST WHEN ALL HOPE SEEMS LOST, A HERO EMERGES!

TO SHOW US THAT ALL WE NEEDED TO WIN...

WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT OF COCAINE!
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Doomrider got in the cocaine stash finally, hopefully we can avoid complete embarrassment now.
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DOOMRIDER

HE DOES COCAINE
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What a fucking save by Tancred just there. Snatched the ball from in front of a boot.
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"Man does cocaine and takes on a team of fags."
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1-1
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Better than nothing I guess.
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Our second 1 All draw of the fucking qualifier.
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>>52968052
>Doomrider is Florida Man

I'm ok with this.
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>>52968066
>Better than nothing I guess.
Literally what everyone says every time on this fucking board whenever we end up with a draw. Guess what: Draws are not wins, and without wins You Can (Not) Advance. Only wins give you enough points to get out of the Fetus, but I guess when your managers are all fixated on just doing the bare minimum to not lose you don't deserve to enter the Babbies anyway.
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>>52968094
Florida man is certainly a servant of Chaos.
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>>52968101
I said it more as a resignation to our fate rather than trying to stay positive. We'll probably get out of fetus, but not out of babby.
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/tg not progressing again. We need better cocaine
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>>52968101
>Only wins give you enough points to get out of the Fetus
Except that's not the case.

Still, I can guarantee you the plan for every match her was to win.
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>>52968137
>I can guarantee you the plan for every match her was to win

This. No plan survives first contact with the enemy.

Anyway, stick around for /a/ and /co/.
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Well we still have a decent shot but /his/ is dominating this shit group so we'll see how badly our goal difference gets fucked up.
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We should have done something about Slaanesh, we would have had a better score if (s)he didn't have a hand in this.
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This "playing the passive game" bullshit never fucking works. While /tg/ is fucking around with the spaghetti in it's pockets, Chad is slapping the games right on their collective asses.
Get more offense in there! SCORE some shit! Don't worry so much about defense, that's what the defensive line and goalie is for! I mean come on, besides Doomrider, who else is on offense?

>Only won 2015 out of luck.
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>>52968477
Did you spot our 3 defenders, only one of whom is a CB?
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>>52968128
>We'll probably get out of fetus, but not out of babby.
Remember /co/ last Autumn Fetus?
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>>52968795
Third gets through this time, /tg/ are through as long as they don't get BFTO by /his/ and /wsg/-/lgbt/ is a draw. Also
>/a/
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>>52968644
That doesn't mean anything. Passive game means your live manager doesn't really adjust to the game's performance.

>>52968477
Totally different managers from 2015.
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>>52968644
Yes. Why do we need 3 defenders? Could we do with 2? Heaven help me, could we do with 1?

How do you get more control of the ball? Put more men on it. Even 1 more up the field could make a huge difference. Keeping control defensively is important, but they'll still inevitably get shots off if the ball is on our side of the field.
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/his/?
Didn't we go the the winter ball with them?
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>>52968869
The strategy is feed Doomrider the ball all the ball all the time
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>>52968997
...then, when he gets dog-piled, misses, or blocked, (because soccer) we realize we barely use half the team.
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>>52968883
Winter ball got cancelled. The whole ball business is basically dead, and that's ultimately a good thing.
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>>52969487
it will be back in a few years when people get bored enough again. It has worked that way from the start.
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