Filename thread

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>>52942580

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>>52942580

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>>52942901
nice

>>52943058
I don't get it

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>>52943058
>-1000°C

>>52943083
Read a book, whydontcha

>>52943083
It's a joke about Drizzt dual wielding scimitars

>>52943093
>LV 20 and still casually ignoring the BBEG.

>>52943058
Isn't -1000 below absolute zero?

>>52943405
aye. Therein lies a joke.

>>52943445
Fae corgies!

>>52943445
Fuck off, small-sized Cavaliers are awesome.

>>52943123
>Did not understand the setting

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>>52943453
Shit like this happens every time I run a campaign with a particular group
They are my favorite group

>>52943453
The DM in that one wasn't too clever. There's all kinds of twisted shit he could have done. I mean I can't imagine Hell would have been all that interested in being flooded anyway so you think they could have just diverted it through other portals flooding cities. Also not sure why somehow passing water through heaven would necessarily make it holy water or why heaven itself would be happy about portal madness, meaning the players could have wound up with enemies on both ends of the divine spectrum. I mean if heaven was willing to help you'd have thought they'd have gotten off their damn clouds earlier. Not to mention the holy water could have become tainted with all the cross-dimensional shenanigans and then being dumped into the ocean. Seriously they could have been looking at a series of planar water spirits mixed with heaven and hell, they could have been all fucked up and just looking to rampage across the world and murder everything.

>>52943524
It IS adorable. I never was one for small elves, too creepy like living barbie dolls, but this is kind of winning me over.

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>>52943577
>>52943123

>>52943594
I would play a game about The Malediction Prophecy if I could.

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>>52943679
Would be better as
>Something something Bluff Check

I actually put together a World of Warcraft themed version of that song about a month back, it turns out that stress patterns are a bitch though.

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Needs a filename. Probably about Paladins.

>>52943713
That sounds like a fun game.

>>52943959
It's why MaidRPG has the Butler.

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>>52943942
Sorry, all I can think about is a shitty joke involving Bayformers Optimus.

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>>52943942

Eh, that's not a particularly amusing image on its own, and all I can think of is something to do with either falling or fighter vs. paladin battle-cries.

>>52943823

Well, don't leave us in suspense here, how bad was it?

>>52943058
>David Eddings books

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>>52944049

>>52944058
>The Librarian gets polymorphed into a crazy lady

>>52943942
>I have not a single creative bone in my body, not a single creative cell, not a single creative molecule ; filename threads aren't exactly the most complicated of artistic constraintst, you select an image of your own choice and adorn it with a text of your own choice that you can totally invent or reuse completely at your will, and I'm still horribly failing at both stages, and I will now bitch and demand that other people choose a text to adequately title the picture I failed to choose well.jpg

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>>52943058
This picture is so wrong it hurts.

>>52944058
Holy shit muh dick.

I want one.

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>>52944058
>Eye is a different size and color from her other eye

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>52944220
This looks promising.

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>>52943999
Umm, it was titled "I am the very model of a Legion Semi-Casual" so take from that what you will. I'll figure out how to format it for posting on 4chan if this thread is still up in the morning I guess, I'm too drunk for this shit currently.

>>52943545

>>52944149
this is a good one

>>52944345
So wait, is she bluffing someone or did the snowman bluff her? I NEED TO KNOW DAMMIT

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>>52944363
Try and use your noodle, friend.

>>52944392
Silly anon, it's impossible to dick a snowman because the cold is a dick's worst enemy beyond enemy crabs.

Even if you train yourself it'll just break off in the snow queen anyway.

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>>52944415
Ye of little faith

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>>52944415
All you really need is a condom of insulation, or maybe just a strapon.

>>52944438
>>52944429
How does anyone on /tg/ not know the glory of Oglaf?

Ridiculous and NSFW: http://oglaf.com/snowbound/

>>52944345
>>52944345
this is that comic with the loli vampire

i need source

I know it's not porn but she's cute

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>>52944481
>Imblying

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>>52944560
It's okay, we know you're imblying to seem cool in front of the rest of /tg/. We don't judge, merely laugh.

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>>52942580

>>52943441
Awesome read, fucking oriental folklore is spooky as hell.

>>52944481
Did you just assume my reading history?

>>52944686
Or recognized your obvious failure at retention.

>>52943058
I was going to be annoyed but then I noticed who made the video. Then I just wonder how it would incorporate him vomiting

>>52944033
>lvl 99 bard

>>52944560
Reminds me of that one thing I've read where a chick gets summoned to generic fantasyland to become the guardian of their god or something and proceeds to be angry for the duration of the whole thing.

>>52944220
>Bretonnian
>Woman dressed as knight
Sounds about right.

>>52944220
Are you suggesting she forcefully took the eye of some other girl (who may or may not be a sempai stealing whore)?

That eyepatch is really convincing. Maybe she blotched taking her own eye out but still thought the gesture was a good idea.

>>52944058
what game or story is that referencing?

>>52943147
Give John gills and make the pencil a dildo.

>>52944021
game?

>>52944492
blood alone

>>52943453
I read it in his voice because of the filename. Goddammit.

>>52943823
That pic is Beautiful.

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>>52943453
Would have been funny if they tried launching it into space. Then you start getting devils sucked into space.


What does /tg/ think of Star Vs.?

>>52946082
>misogyny

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>>52946106
>a

>>52944033
I'm pretty sure I just watched someone die.

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>>52946114
Did the literal pieces of the suicide bomber flying through the air tell you that?

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>>52946122
Didn't know there was a suicide bomber involved.

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>>52945707

Source? Looks pretty cool.

>>52946182
They die?

>>52946182

Did they died?

>>52944659
>the fact that he had sex with male gods didn't seem particularly problematic either, as those gods had turned themselves into women
I KNEW traps weren't gay

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>>52944659
>Huemac's relationship with his wife appears strained: she had buttocks a hand-span wide
>Huemac requested a meeting with some of his closest allies, and he demanded that they provede him with women who had buttocks at least four hand-spans wide.
>love of THICC has always been man's best friend

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>>52946212
Unsounded, a webcomic.

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>>52946436

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>>52945707
What's going on here? Can someone explain the comic?

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>>52946212
Unsounded. Its alright.

>>52946457
A bunch of weird river monstergirls are looting dead bodies floating in a river and the little kid is sad about it so the Zombie mass cremates them while preaching about how the gods suck and are totally dead.

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>>52944659
>Several sorceresses made fun of Huemac for his inability to get women who were fat enough
>Huemac then had sex with these sorceresses.

This man is my spirit animal.

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>>52946486
There's some pretty good panels in it.

>>52946446
>What the GM describes vs. what the druid player sees.

>>52946446
>going from 3.5 to pathfinder

>>52946388
>pragmatic player in fun group.jpg
What are you talking about? Clearly it's monk, barbarian, bard and ranger.

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needs a better name

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>>52946748

>>52946748
>it works on paper

>>52944220
1. Animu is not photorealistic, doubly so when we're talking about eyes.
2. The eye in the jar needs to be photorealistic, because keeping it in an animu style would have been mood-breakingly-goofy looking.

Just roll with it my man. On a related note, does anyone have the manga page with the girl putting in her contacts? It was 80s/90s manga so here eyes were huge, but the contact was regular in size.

>>52944058
How is this man so skilled at creating waifus?

>>52944996
I'd just have gone straight to the stabbin'

>>52946992

Because desperate permavirgins will find a connection with anything that will give them the time of day.

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>>52942941
akari~n

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>>52943823
>it turns out that stress patterns are a bitch though.
I feel you, bro. Although that song is actually one of the easier ones to adapt.

>>52939245
Yeah. I should have it somewhere.

>>52945586
Teaching Feeling, there's a thread on /h/

>>52946768
Why is this pic so comfy?

>>52947261
Because you deserve death

>>52944021
Every filename thread this image gets posted and I have no idea where it's from or what is happening

>>52946167
What is this from?

>>52947590
A forest fire. Some kinds of wood smoke can reflect light oddly when dense enough.

>>52946457
A few things are happening at once.
1. The party has stumbled onto the scene of an old battle. They're traveling down a river on the shoulders of the large golem in panel 5.

2. A group of creatures called 'water women' are looting/stealing the corpses, probably to eat, and also attracting storm spirits (which they were rutting with on the previous page, which is also why it's raining)

3. Duane's (cloaked guy) religion believes that decay is a final disgrace upon men deliberately placed upon them by the gods who created the world. He is cremating them out of respect.

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>>52942580

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>>52944058
Does the eyeball get turned into a servitor part?

>>52947590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oLeCJ49nU8

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>>52948058
>This is canon in the Cain books.

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>>52948092
The eyeball or the propaganda?

>>52948058
No, she just gets a cute eyepatch and fails to acquire the dick for the rest of the short.

>>52948178
The propaganda.

The eye is probably canon somewhere else though.

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>>52943031
Kek

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>>52948192
All I remember from the Cain books is that someone got shanked by one of the split regiments.

>>52947925
My fucking DM did this with a kindly angel that took the form of a spooky skeleton reaper.

I can still hear the constant Insight checks

>>52948223
Lesbian Russian Guardsmen were in the second big one, I think. They showed up again in a later one, I think, or were mentioned.

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>>52944921
speaking of breakage

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>>52948221
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>52948178
how many seconds does it take to empty the clip?

>>52943079
This game looks ass.
And good!

>>52945999
It's good
Best episode is Marco time travel episode

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>>52948283
You sick bastard.

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>>52948236
Good

>>52948245
You're probably think about Magot(?) the psycho lesbian ("cheerful sociopath").

>>52948223
I'm erect

>>52948245
Corporal Magot. At one point a rival commisar accuses Cain of having an illicit affair with her, and Cain's narration notes that even if she wasn't a loon with a fondness for knives, her interests "ran entirely in the opposite direction".

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>>52946248
The blue rings actually showing indicate that it's threatened and in defensive mode, if it can't escape it will bite, there is no antivenom.

>>52946436
Which one is which, I can't tell?

>>52948533
They're both, at the same time.

>>52943084
>>52943405
I can't help but laugh at the amerifats who don't understand how Celsius works. Zero is just freezing temperature (35.123456 degrees in amerifat units) but things can go below zero.

You're just so stupid. Must be all the fat in your brains :)

>>52945698
>>52947482
It's some indie game not even released yet about escaping from the soviets I believe.

>>52948597
Not him and not american, but absolute zero is -273 °C.
I heard people saying -1000 °C made sense because the table is recursive but I never heard about that shit

>>52948597
I know, most Amerifat people won't understand that Celsius can become negative, this is really infuriating, but what do you expect of the country of McDonald and Hamburgers?

At least most of /tg/ understand that -1000°C is a perfectly valid temperature.

>>52948597
Do you know what absolute zero is or are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>52948597
Assuming troll, but for education absolute zero (when all motion stops) is -273.15 C. it is literally impossible to be colder than that.

>>52948597
>>52948629
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>>52948654
>>52948658
holy shit, good troll

>>52948658
It is, from a certain point of view.
http://www.nature.com/news/quantum-gas-goes-below-absolute-zero-1.12146

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What are some other names for this?

>>52948681
Quantum mechanics are cheating and stupid and banned from my table.

>>52946462
I love dead gentlemens society

>>52948640
Paradoxically temperatures that are negative kelvin are actually hotter: heat energy would flow from the negative to the positive temperature areas. It's got to do with how temperature is defined as a relationship between change in energy and change in entropy. It is impossible to be colder than absolute zero, but negative temperatures aren't that difficult.

>>52948597
>I'm too stupid to understand context or what Kelvin is but I'll shitpost on 4chan anyways
>inb4 just pretending to be retarded

>>52948683
Maxed Bluff?

>>52944996
>took 21 of you to beat me

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>>52948844

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The dream.

>>52947590
The big fire in Ft McMurray last year. Scary shit driving thrugh there I tell you what

>>52946126
>You wouldn't download a car

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It makes gameplay a lot more interesting.

>>52948965
>it's treason then

>>52947590
This is clearly a warp jump. Do you even Astronomican?

>>52948965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsOlT-q89f0

>>52948965
TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN

>>52946462
Hide behind the pile of dead bards!

>>52948755
Yep negative Kelvin is infinitely hot

>>52948825
Took me a while to figure out what the hell was going on

>>52949084
My blimp is the blimp that will piece the heavens?

>>52948965
That's actually really cool to look at.

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It ain't easy.

>>52948257
hah!
I got that.

That duke was a bastard.

>>52948763
JUST GOTTA SWOOCE RIGHT ON IN HERE

>>52949215
Can you explain it to me anon

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Needs a better name.

>>52948895
>1 dot of allies
>3 dots of familiar
>1 level of summoner/avowed(betrothed)
>1 level of thrallherd
What other ways are there to easily gain a low-powered but endlessly loyal waifu/pet?

>>52944937
What are those P cups?

>>52949802

I'm more concerned by how she seems to keep finding bodysuits in her size.

>>52949812
Profession (Tailor)

>>52946717
>implying 3.5 wasn't always that way too

>>52946364

It's not gay, if it has a vagina.

>>52948844
More like maximizing situational bonii.

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>>52948763

>>52949880
Buck Angel?

>>52945510
This one?
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/I-Hate-Fairyland/Issue-1?id=12140

>>52946087
>/fit/ after the obesity epidemic hits maximum

>>52950052
Source?

>>52950146
It's one of the Drakengard games, I forget which

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>>52942580

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>>52943441
>Dog sacrificing itself

>>52944750
What the hell is this from

>>52950168
>nice fish

>>52943823
>>52943999
>>52944290
>>52947183

I am the very model of a Legion semi-casual,
I have done the current content both normal and heroical,
I know the fights entirely and can quote the dungeon jor-un-al,
From Skorpyron to Gul'dan, so long as they're not mythical,
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters theory-craftical,
I know my core rotation, though my execution's laughable,
About my cooldowns and priorities, I've read a lot of news…
… but …
I still have no idea which DPS trinkets I'm supposed to use.

(He still has no idea which DPS trinkets he's supposed to use?)
(He still has no idea which DPS trinkets he's supposed to use!)
(He still has no idea which DPS trinkets he's supposed to-posed-to use!)

I pride myself on showing up for a raid almost every week,
I would like to attend some more but am afraid the wife would freak,
I'm trying to be more hardcore, but really to be practical,
I am the very model of a Legion semi-casual.

(He's trying to be more hardcore, but really to be practical, he is the very model of a Legion semi-casual)

I've done all the mythic-pluses from MoS to HoV,
But pushing past m-fifteen just doesn't really appeal to me,
I've gotten my main-spec artifact nearly up to fifty-four,
And don't really do my dailies or order-hall quests anymore,
I've got myself a pair of legendaries and a Sephuz too,
Neither of them are optimal but what am I supposed to do?
I guess I could run all the LFRs and grind m-plus a ton…
… but ...
I already have a job and don't really want another one

(He already has a job and doesn't really want another one?)
(He already has a job and doesn't really want another one!)
(He already has a job and doesn't really want another-nother one?)

>>52950202
>women's bathrooms
>not the worst shitholes

>>52950223

I'd like to say that I've geared myself up as much as possible,
To be honest though my item-level is barely passable,
The guild still lets me into raids, but come on let's be rational,
I am the very model of a Legion semi-casual.

(The guild still lets him into raids, but really let's be rational, he is the very model of a Legion semi-casual!)

While my playtime may have suffered since I left university,
And I admit I have problems with current fight complexity,
I still refuse to turn in my hardcore-gamer card just quite yet
And tag along to normal and heroic every chance I get.
So when I make it to a raid I always try my very best
I beat out every alt and tank, and nearly keep up with the rest.
I'll be the first to concede that my numbers could improve a bit...
… but …
At least I know enough to avoid standing in the purple shit

(At least he knows enough to avoid standing in the purple shit!)
(At least he knows enough to avoid standing in the purple shit!)
(At least he knows enough to avoid standing in the purple-urple shit!)

Despite my tendency to whine and whinge upon the internet,
And my dogged insistence that my glory days aren't over yet,
Truthfully I must admit I find it very comfortable,
Being the very model of Legion semi-casual.

(Truthfully he must admit he finds it very comfortable, being the very model of a Legion semi-casual)

>>52950227
Hey, it worked.

>>52950227
Looks like the scroll worked

>>52950202
Somepost the pasta about the aborted fetus

>>52950202
>You win this round, Jim

truly a rivalry worthy of being chronicled in the annals of history

>>52950159
Looks like the first one.
>>52950146
Look up drakengard and nier weapon stories, they should all be up on the wiki.

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>>52948895
Goddammit that's cute.

>>52950086
Nah, but thanks for the link.

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>>52950243
>>52950244
Curses, it's you wizards again!

... Very well, which one of your Magnificent Mansions' latrine is clogged THIS time?

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>>52950476
We need a raid boss taken care of.

>>52950498
How do you even evacuate this ?

>>52950176
Final Fantasy 14's quest chain Hildibrand, Agent of Inquiry. You follow a semi-retarded detective around as he bumbles his way through mysteries with his cat girl assistant, solving them only because you and other, more intelligent people, are there and he is nigh on immortal due to the physical abuse his demi god parents put him through as a kid. It's a bunch of running gags and slapstick comedy, and one of the best parts of an already really good mmo.

>>52950590
>tfw I want pic related to happen so that I don't have shitty Ohioan drivers in my West Virginian hills.
>tfw I also don't want it to happen, because Origins Games Fair is the only time of the year I'm able to meet with my gaming group face-to-face.

>>52950635

I'd argue his mother is more of a demon than a demigod, but the rest is accurate.

>>52944058
>tfw you are this level of crazy
>tfw you scare yourself because you know you would do stuff like this in a heartbeat if you had someone and they wanted you to do it

>>52943147
Which CoC?

Wait, is that the joke?

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>>52950847
Hello there, Picasso.

>>52950556
janitor reporting in

just run away

>>52949662
Dude posed as a referee, blew a whistle and stopped the play, then cheesed it when they tried to figure out what was going on.

>>52949662
>>52951043
And then a fight broke out off screen. Implied to be caused by the fake referee's shenanigans.

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>>52950847

Yandere is best dere. Also, LONDON

>>52950556
Normally their are drains in the floors. Just gently cut a hole and drain it then hose the place down.

>>52951136
Sorry, Tampa, FL

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>>52950847
>>52944058
>>52951136
>yandere
Here is your required reading material for today, class:
https://exhentai.org/g/523126/5fab42b5c2/

>>52951196
You know, it's been years but I keep just finding manga elsewhere, how do I get pass sad panda?
Google is confusing and I'm retarded.

>>52951226
1) Register on e-hentai forums.
2) Login on e-hentai.
3) Clear exhentai cookies.
4) ???
5) HAPPY PANDA

>>52951226

Panda comes up because you try to access it without logging into e-hentai first. If you've ever bumped into the panda, you need to delete your cookies or try again in a new private window. There are plugins you can download as a more permanent solution. Good luck.

>>52948683

+20 cricumstance bonus to bluff.

>>52949365
Duke? That was literally THE KING of Belgium, direct ancestor of the current king and his royal family

>>52948283
That is a ghost gun. That right there has the ability with a 30-caliber clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. 30 magazine clip within half a second.

>>52948681

As a physicist, those guys were idiots who defined temperature the wrong way.

>>52951298
>>52951289
Thanks guys, as it turns out, my burner email is already in use, what luck!
I'll be hijacking this account.

>>52944996

He's right you know.

>>52951136
I have the weirdest boner.

>>52951289
>>52951298
After a shit ton of bullshit, I just put the /g- code on the back of e-hentai and it worked.

>>52948285
It's Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis.

It's a pretty fun adventure game, in the old style.

If you don't want to play it, a group called Mostly Walking has for you.

>>52948846
I count 23 blades.

>>52944101
Massively underrated

>>52951790
It didn't work, you're on a different site, which mirrors some things but others are omitted due to censorship.

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I just wanna fly.

>>52952645
Well, if you've already got hyper-efficient forcefields, might as well shape them to be aerodynamic.

>>52951913
Two guys are dual wielding, duh

>>52952645
>The way they just stand there and watch them fly away like the fuck.
You can't make this shit up.

>>52951226
You need to register with e-hentai and have the sadpanda browser extension

>>52952645
What

Stop this. Who is responsible.

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I rarely post in these, so what I have should be rare or good-as-new.

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>>52953713

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>>52953739

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>>52953757

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>>52953773

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>>52953797
That's all I have. The rest aren't really /tg/ related.

>>52952645
We should have stopped a long time ago.

>>52948683
Min-Maxing Intimidate

>>52948683
man people are really afraid of nuns

>>52950223
>>52950241
Heh, that's pretty good, but the last line really doesn't fit that well, and you're right about the emphasis being bit janky.

You can actually look the emphasis pattern to most popular musical pieces and any decent rhyming dictionary will have the patterns for words as well, so syncing up the meter isn't actually that horrible a challenge. As it stands though it's an amusing read, but would be almost impossible to sing without tripping up.

Like I said though, pretty funny stuff. Good effort.

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>>52946087
Sometimes I forget that tumblr exists.
I would like to forget again.

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>>52946082
Pic related.

>>52947236
lies and slander, this one is by the same author, but has no relation to Sylvie

>>52948995
This made me laugh harder than anything else in this thread. Thanks, anon.

>>52954101
Thank you. I was terrified that something had happened to my comfy headpat simulator.

>>52946134
>The Sunday Sport

Literally the best newspaper in the modern world

>>52948305
I'm not sure if I remember that episode. Do you mean Freeze Day?
Oh maybe you mean Running with Scissors.

>>52946187
I can't tell if that is railroading or improvising.

>>52954447
It's both, dummy

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>>52954447

Yes.

>>52946089
I think I just felt a vein explode inside my head

>>52950970
You mean Van Gogh, you halfwit.

>>52953773
What are these people from? Especially the skeleton dog

>>52944033
>things shall get loud now

>>52950202
This was clearly made by someone who's never been in a woman's public washroom.

>>52955210
No idea. The filename is because you have all these fantasy people & then I guy wearing a tanktop.

>>52955587
Jim Profit lives?

>>52943123
I don't see the problem. Bruce is just helping out J'onn's side team.

>>52955607

Is that who he is? Someone keeps posting it with the same filename, but no context. Is it Profit or Virt or just some randomer?

>>52955864
Virt

>>52950168
>dwarf fortress

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>>52955957

Why are images of his face being posted here? It's not like it'll help if he manages to evade his ban.

>>52946174
I dun geddit,

>>52956350
fabuloso is a detergent

>>52946174
>>52956350
Third row down, last bottle on the left.

>>52956350
One is a brand of children's fruit juice.

The other is a brand of fruit-scented poisonous cleaner.

>>52955387
>scroll of reveal janitor

>>52951196
That was surprisingly adorable.