/cyoag/ - CYOA General

>>52915927
Anyone got Stardust? Did the Space Refuge DLC get updated?

>>52915927
>If you pick an item, it would be cool if you could write a line or two about what's your plan.
Post a not boring CYOA and I might~

File: Stardust1.jpg (5MB, 1200x4136px) Image search: [Google]

5MB, 1200x4136px

>>52916091
Yes, and I don't know. Stardust is long and my internet is shit so this is going to take until the heat death of the universe.

File: Overlord 2.jpg (3MB, 3200x4000px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3200x4000px

>>52916164

File: Overlord 3.jpg (3MB, 3200x4000px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3200x4000px

>>52916188

File: Stardust2.jpg (6MB, 1200x9496px) Image search: [Google]

6MB, 1200x9496px

>>52916154

File: Overlord 4.jpg (3MB, 3200x4000px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3200x4000px

>>52916219

File: Stardust3.jpg (7MB, 1200x6329px) Image search: [Google]

7MB, 1200x6329px

>>52916233
Three uploads inbetween in my one
>>52916164
>>52916188
>>52916219
Fuck this potato internet.

>>52916240
Wait, is this table just for if you chose the "pet dragon" perk? Or does every overlord get at least one dragon?

>>52916364
You have to buy it

>>52916300
No, fuck Lazybones for not using the damn dropbox.

>>52916154
>>52916233
>>52916300
I appreciate the effort that goes into making these things, but hoenstly I don't like CYOAs that use "points".

I much prefer the kind where it's like "take X amount of options from this section". If you can take problems to get more options in said sections, that's fine too. But when there's points involved I just get overwhelmed and worry about not making the best use of that last 5 points that are always fucking left over.

>>52916473
I feel like I don't have enough agency in pick X CYOAs.

So different strokes for different folks omae.

File: 7-11 Whisky.png (553KB, 800x1200px) Image search: [Google]

553KB, 800x1200px

How was your day /cyoag/?

File: 7-11 Whisky Box.png (279KB, 800x500px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 800x500px

>>52916510
And here's the box.

File: Empress.jpg (2MB, 1200x4400px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1200x4400px

>>52916473
?

>>52916510
I didn't do much studying but my workout went well. I'm still weak but I am trying my best.
Thank you for asking! How was your day?

>>52916388
Considering how much the dragons cost, I find it unlikely that anyone will actually buy one. Which makes the decision to dedicate a while page to building it a bit strange.

>>52916587
>Take an island
>Pick a behemoth Manta Dragon
>You have instant dominion over the seas

>>52916473
While I personally disagree and enjoy point based CYOAs,
>making the best use of that last 5 points that are always fucking left over.
I 100% agree. 99% of CYOAs would benefit from having something purchasable for the lowest possible denominator for your points, even if it's just "you get 1000 freedom fries or dollary doodles", or "your dick is .1 inches bigger" or some shit. Seeing that little bit left over tickles my OCD.

>>52916566
Just got home day was less than stellar planning on cleaning up some Hero Academy stuff and playing some vidya. Might marathon some Gilmore Girls don't judge me

Keep at the workout anon! Physical exercise is important for your health anon, and want you to stay healthy!

>>52916530
That was worth it.

>>52916532
Basically he is an idiot that can't plan ahead. He needs to have his hand held through the CYOA.

File: PooInTheLoo.jpg (2MB, 3444x2540px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3444x2540px

>>52916510
>>52916530
Oh, if we're posting retarded jokes C.Y.O.A.s then here's mine.

>>52916706
Thank you anon. It actually means a lot to hear that.
Is Gilmore girls a series or a movie? I assume a series?

>>52916706
Wait, is Box Wine a woman?
Best waifu just became even more best!

>>52917193
Implying that Box Wine isn't qt trap

Which author would make the best waifu?

>>52917476
Box Wine.
I would like to go on a date then get hammered when we come back home.

>>52917476
Highlander.

>>52917476
me

File: 1493193854138.jpg (47KB, 706x960px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 706x960px

>tfw a cyoa gives you immortality but no other powers

File: Ess Dee Ayy Card.png (65KB, 222x411px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 222x411px

>>52917476
Pic Related

>>52917645
>buttstuff
>procreation

File: Embaressed animu.gif (2MB, 420x428px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 420x428px

>>52917476
Too many to choose. I love all of our authors.

>>52917527
b-baka

>>52917675
One has a plus, the other has a minus, indicating what they like.

>>52916510
Alright, what's in the box?

File: 1493145388080.jpg (4MB, 1600x3765px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1600x3765px

At least it kind of works as a standalone.

ded

File: anons gf 4.jpg (6MB, 5160x4832px) Image search: [Google]

6MB, 5160x4832px

Let's see if we can consume even more of this thread with stupid uneducated opinions about failed "Social Experiment" tier economic systems from literal Jewish communists!

>>52917476
Beri, or Box Wine if you drink, I give DSA third place, but SDA gets best "family friend" for having threesomes with.

>>52917951
Wait, they failed? They aren't around anymore?

>>52917988
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibbutz

No.

>>52917988
They failed because most fell apart or had to compromise.

>>52918051
>In 2010, there were 270 kibbutzim in Israel. Their factories and farms account for 9% of Israel's industrial output, worth US$8 billion, and 40% of its agricultural output, worth over $1.7 billion.[4] Some Kibbutzim had also developed substantial high-tech and military industries.
Why am I not even remotely surprised?

>>52917988
Yes, the Jews have failed, there is nothing to worry about.

>>52917951
I wanted to ask that guy what he meant with Bi until noted. Thread was dying though so I didn't. Now I'll never know.

>>52917988
>>52918051
>>52918067
>>52918071
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibbutz#Decline_and_restructuring
Utopias fail.

>>52916510
>become lizard
>use mind control powers to control lizard Illuminati that controls the world
It's the only choice.

>>52916829
But where is the designated shitting street?

>>52918111
What are you planning to do with absolute control over the illuminati?

>>52918101
Bisexuality is just very common. Or, rather, there's less of a taboo associated with homosex.

>>52918051
>read that the idea of "children's house" was proposed because it was considered unequal that women would have to dedicate themselves to childrearing
>"oh great, feminist -"
>Time spent caring for children is time not spent performing agricultural labor
IN SOVIET ISRAEL, FEMINISTS DIG DITCHES

>>52917476
Angel, but mostly because I'm pretty sure she's the only one who's actually a girl

Does anyone of the CYOA where fate is trying to kill you for playing CYOA's but you get two magical CYOA guardians? I tried looking it up in the drive but couldn't find it.

File: guardians of choice.jpg (5MB, 1200x4207px) Image search: [Google]

5MB, 1200x4207px

>>52918301
Oh wait it was in the single page folder

>>52916164
>>52916188
>>52916219

Housing:
Dragons back

Adviser:
Demonic Secretary

Perks:
Demonic magic
Necromancy
The Mind
Enchanting

Immortality:
Vampirism

Followers:
Pet dragon
Apprentice
Black Knight
Zombies
Knight
Spymaster
Fallen angel

Complications:
Mad Elementalist: +2 Coins
Merchant Inheritor: +2 Coins
Thieves guild: +1 Coin
Paladins: +1 Coin

Dragons:
Dragon 1
Size:Behemoth
Type: Skeletal
Perks: Intimidation, Bond, Elementalism, Enhanced breath

Dragon 2
Size: Dragonborn
Type: Gold
Perks: Hatchling, Intelligence and Cunning, Magic, Bond, Human form.

>>52916829
Portal Toilet.

I'll make ISIS executions great again.

>>52918157
Convert the world to the kibbutz system.

>>52906491
Does the Magic Artefact count as originating from Japan? It is Jojo related after all. I'd prefer Ken-sama to not take it from me.

>>52918235
It's possible there are others who are girls but not attentionwhores about it.

>>52918395
Sure mang, but who wants to play that kind of Russian roulette?

>>52918331
Button? what is supposed to represent?

>>52918108
In the coming decades they'll eventually be hardly distinguishable, culturally, from the rest of Israel. Probably a good thing.

>>52918438
I can only guess it's the one where you pick two buttons to pick who you genocide.

File: traveller1.5.pdf (1MB, 1x1px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1x1px

>>52918331
>No Traveller

Bruh.

File: Caves.jpg (2MB, 1500x8833px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1500x8833px

Here's a classic.

>>52916508
>>52916697
+10,000,000 internet points for the anons who don't shit on other anons for having different opinions

File: Pervy Super-Hero CYOA v4-1.pdf (301KB, 1x1px) Image search: [Google]

301KB, 1x1px

Here's to hoping that everything's going well for the author and their (relatively) new progeny.

>>52918533
Prison
Knight
Way points/Book
Shopkeepers/Adventurers
Dark Knights

File: 4c13c05901502125b9f64982b0ab0513.jpg (40KB, 736x418px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 736x418px

>>52916164
Werewolf Island

>Housing
Cliffside castle: +1 shard

>Domain
Island

>Advisor
The General

>6 shards

>Perks
1.Form Changing: -1 shard
2.Natural Leader: -1 shard
3.Intimidation: -1 shard
4.Alchemy: -1 shard
5.Gold: -1 shard (+4 coins)

>Immortality
Lycanthropy: -1 shard

>22 coins

>Followers
Druid (1)
Ship captain (2)
Merchant (1)
Unit of Hunters (2)
Ranger (1)
Squad of guards (2)
Captain of the Guard (1)
Dryad (3)
Beast Master (1)
Werewolf (4)
Diplomat (1)
Cook (1)
Bard (1)
Blacksmith (1)

>Complications
1.Monster Army: +2 coins
2.The King: +6 coins

My goal is to create an semi-isolated nation devoted to peace and the preservation of nature. I plan on using Alchemy and some help from the Dryads to make the Island fertile and the water drinkable.

I chose lycanthropy and the werewolf followers so that I could make more werewolves, and I picked Intimidation & Natural Leader so that I could control all them.

I'm using the General to build up a big defense force, I'll open up the island to trade so I can gain money from tourism, and trade. The tourists can also be taken in as werewolves to increase my ranks.

Regarding the fact that I'm going to be mining and cutting down tress, I'm planning on instituting a conservation plan, so that the forests won't be exhausted, and the mining wont cause any environmental damage.

The King and the Monster Army should be easy enough to deal with using my intimidation, werewolf followers, highly trained military, and fully mapped out & protected island nation.

The trolls, goblins and orcs will be no match for me and my pack in combat, and if I can manipulate the islands plant life into attacking them aswell, then this issue should be gone very quickly. As for the king, I'll most likely have to resort to stealth, conversion and guerrilla tactics to take him and his army down, but I'll make sure he never leaves my island alive.

>>52918492
oh yeah, the one where people can't agree how it works because it's ambiguous

but no, button cyoas a re a lot more widespread, they're just ancient /b/ history so you don't see many of them here

>>52917632
Stupid whiny frogposter.

>>52918533
Temple of Forgotten Gods
Path of the Mage, Illusionist
Waystones, Book describing the dungeon's inhabitants
Shopkeepers, Other Adventurers
Dark Knights

>>52918533
Goblin Sewers: It has a lot of treasure, which is perfect for my plans.
Miser: The fact that I start out in the sewers means that I can amass a fortune incredibly quickly, pleasing my patron and making my golems incredibly powerful. I can easily bypass traps by having the golems give me a ride, and the goblins/mutated beast aren't much of a match against my bodyguards. Hopefully I can find a good ranged weapon so I can snipe from my elevated position. The fact that I have access to alchemy is also a nice bonus, as it means I can turn obstacles into dust or easily get the materials and/or ammunition that I need.
Monster Book, Dungeon Map: The monster book lets me know what I am up against so I can adapt accordingly. The Dungeon Map also gives me directions so I don't wander aimlessly. The other boons can be done by my golems: they can keep guard while I sleep and carry my stuff. The waystones don't say anything about transporting companions, and I am virtually useless without my backup.
Shopkeepers: I need basic goods like water, safe food, and a bunch of healing potions. I'm sure my patron won't mind if I spend a little money on the bare necessities.
Other Adventurers: Humans are social creatures, and I don't want to deal with the psychological effects of isolation. I assume the golems are not intelligent and do not posses special skills, so the adventurers should address that. I'm sure they will see the benefits of having a guy who has a lot of cash on hand and controls powerful automatons who can do the heavy lifting.
Dark Knights: The others are either too smart or too creepy for me to deal with. Dark Knights don't use subtlety, so they will just walk in and get demolished by a gang of constructs and adventurers. Not to mention, I can always transmute their armor and weapons into dust.

File: c58438c87bcdf690d0add491064a2715.jpg (2MB, 1920x1440px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1440px

>>52906323

Torara Uzem, Mistress of the Deep

Genitalia
>Vagina (1)
>Embellishments
>Lubrication
>Musculature
>Cilia
>Lumen
>Plush (x3)
Designed to handle any size, shape or type of apparatus that might be encountered in the depths and maximize collection efficiency.
16

Shape
>Enticing
Unearthly beauty that grabs the attention of all.
16

Chest
>Gifted
VERY well endowed and perfectly molded. Sway hypnotically in the waters of my home.
16

Influences
>Kleptozoological (Oversaturated)
Lower body of a long slender fish with large brightly frilly fins and shining scales.
>Pseudodevascent
An upper body of entrancing beauty that could only come frome succubi heritage.
>Metapsychological
Programmed to seek out the most powerful and potent sources of materials that can constantly improve the Lavender Court's breeding programs.
19

Face
>Seductive
A face so ravishing that even savage predators and monsters of the deep are entranced.
19

>>52918939

Flourishes
>Ouroboros Metabolism
Fueled by the infinite magic of the oceans, Tora has no need to eat.
>Godly Cleanliness
Always generating a near imperceptible layer of oil to keep her slick and clean in the waves.
>Lactation (Bountiful)
Her substantial bosom keeps a large store of milk that constantly trickles out, leaving a slight trail in the water behind her.
>Aphrodisiac
The trail of scent and taste of the milk trail leads mighty beings and creatures of the deep to her and advertises her fertility to them, whether they be Gods or great monstrous creatures.
>Gate to Ecstasy (Reproductive Channel) Mouth
>Plush (x3)
With no need to eat Tora's other "gate" can double her capacity for what she gathers. Tora has no "rear end" as she has no need for normal bodily functions and her tail's dorsal fin continues part way up where that would be.
>Puzzle Genitalia
Tora's womb has compartments that can collect eggs as well male donations from her encounters in the depths without much risk of cross contamination.
>Carnal Atmosphere
Tora's allure is such that it acts a s a beacon through the waves sometimes calls undesirable beings.
36

Strategy
>Synergism (no Specialty)
Tora's purpose is to collect "donations" from powerful and magical beings of the deep and deliver these substances to Teiatat's ritualists and master breeders for breeding programs, experimentation, or discovery of new lineages.
39

>>52918973

Dowry
>Title
A small title so that other brides know who she is and what she does.
>Nuptial Torc
To remind her who owns her and what her purpose is while traversing the depths.
>Lavender Grimoire
A book of rituals for Tora to conduct while sailing to her next destination to protect herself and increase her allure.
>Primordial Woad
Magical cosmetics to help her already substantial allure an extra boost.
>Abyssal Ink
Sorceries painted onto her skin to grant her the strength and stamina to survive and withstand the trials of the deep.
>Celestial Charms
Glittering and glowing adornments that shine out like a beacon for miles through the depths.
>Seductive Array
Dressed to seduce any that see her and her serene smooth movements.
55

Bonds
>Sensual Ritualists
Perform rituals to grant successful missions to the depths.
>Lavender Sprite
A gift from Teiatat himself to guide Tora when she meets unknown or dangerous things in the sea.
>Prime Mate
Locations and times of her release are chosen carefully, and rituals are done to ensure she has productive encounters.
68

Urges
>Mating Dance
Her every movement is a sensual advertisement of her fertility that awakens powerful urges in any who see her.
>Throne's Shadow
Tora is aware of her place as a tool for the Lavender Court and accepted it.
>Cerebral Recurve
While navigating the currents of the great oceans of the multiverse, Tora stays focused on her duty to seek out the best donors for the Lavender Court's needs.
68

Ambition
>Desire of All Hearts
>Cherished Carnal Treasure
Tora is unable to bear children of her own, so that if she discovers a teribly powerful lineage, she will not seek to use it for her own gain. She is a unique and infinitely valuable tool made to survive in the coldest,darkest reaches of the multiverse, seduce the Gods, Goddess, Lovecraftian horrors, krakens and leviathans of these realms and return when they've finished to deliver what they give her.
70

Pedigree 4
Status 0
Allure 14

Any good quickfire CYOAs? Simple, fun stuff? Or cozy CYOAs, those tend to be good.

>>52918987

Lisa was a girl who loved the sea. White sands, clear blue water, the sound of waves, and beautiful shells were her favorite things in the world. And The Little Mermaid one of her favorite movies. Teitatat discerned her desires and saw how they could be used. When the Eunuch made her the dark pact, he offered her the chance to live an eternity traveling the endless seas of the multiverse and witnessing their wonders, all while being granted a new, eternal, and supremely sexy new body. She hesitated when her new duties were explained to her, and thought long and hard about it. But in the end the chance was to much to pass up and she accepted the new position and her new role in life.

File: Absolute perfection.png (4MB, 1472x4032px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1472x4032px

>>52916829
>we're posting retarded jokes C.Y.O.A.s

AS SHALL I

File: Travelers Tale CYOA V2 Allies Extended DLC by Highlander.pdf (491KB, 1x1px) Image search: [Google]

491KB, 1x1px

>>52918517

>>52918533
>Starter wing
Gotta have those scrolls and books

>Path&Specialty
Path of the mage-Druid
I usually do Warrior/Caster hybrids but it seems that this is the closest to that

>Boons
Map&Bonfires
A place to rest is always welcome and exploring a dungeon without a map is like eating without food

>Locals
The great fairies&Shopkeepers
I will probably get more magic items that i could carry anyways so it is a good way to get rid of them and to keep myself well rested

>Nemesis
Dark knights
Sure it is hard but there is no bullshit attached to it

File: Travelers Tale CYOA Character Template.png (55KB, 1280x700px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 1280x700px

>>52919045

>>52919005
I have no fucking idea which of these images or options I find the funniest. What the fuck.

>>52916530
well if I had a dollar for every time I...

File: fujoshi SMASH.jpg (104KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 1280x720px

HUSBANDO CYOA NOW?!

>>52919100
YOU'RE LATE!

>>52919005
>Self: Carboard Soul, Shapeshifting
Former in hopes that I'd actually get something done ever, latter because shapeshifting.
>Companions: Eyebeams, Skeleton
Minty fresh buddy man (slug? Slugman?) and the council of a wise skellington.
>Quest: Battle of the Bands
There's the chance of getting a waifu, so why not. Maybe do the whole uniting the human race as well, but probably with less focus on chainsaws and other "cool for the sake of cool" stuff.

>>52917476
I was going to say Beri, but protecting her smile from an ocean of shitposters and bullies would get exhausting. Just kidding my answer is still Beri

>>52919215
Patrician taste anon

>>52918533

>Temple of The Forgotten Gods
>Path of the Warrior (Knight)
>Bonfire
>Map
>Shopkeepers
>Anchorites
>Hags

We Dark Souls now.

>>52919357
Dark Souls is probably the gayest game to ever gay

No, I'm not saying this just because I hate skeletons.

>>52919380
skeletons are admittedly pretty lame, but I don't know why you'd outright hate them

File: you_can_praise_my_sun.jpg (230KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 1280x720px

>>52919380
Can confirm, would suck the estus outta Solaire's golden cock.

>>52919380
>because I hate skeletons
That's not a safe thing to say around those parts

>>52918939
>literally a fishing lure for rape
And you forgot to refer to Tora in third person when describing your tits, saying "my". So don't try and pretend this isn't a self insert and you don't fantasize about the smut you just typed FOUR PAGES about. And that's not even counting your other builds which are just variations of the same thing. I get that real pregnancy is a scary thought for you, but it's clear that somewhere deep down you want to be filled to the brim with eggs and cum. It'd be healthier if you'd just admit it.

>>52917951
as a Canadian Inuk I'm like %90 sure the second woman is from Greenland not Canada

File: 1002b35883c9b18a171c17a0cd0ba921_skeleton-meme-memesuper-skeleton-meme_512-512.gif (424KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

424KB, 512x512px

>>52919487

>>52918973
I read this as pizza genitalia and I can't stop giggling

>>52919592
>pizza genitalia
Pinapple or no pinapple?

>>52919672
I like spinach on my pizza so my opinion holds no value

>>52916532
>Realm
Mountains, Forest, Wetland.

>Realm Features
Healing Rain.

>Races
Humans, Elves, Dryads.

>Cities
Arcane Tower, University, Sanitation, City Walls.

>Technology
Improved Metallurgy, Printing Press, Chemistry.

>Personal
Master of Arms, Gaian, Charismatics, Elemental Magic, True Adept.

>Perils
Fallen Queen

>>52918533
>Temple of Forgotten Gods
candles, incense, chanting. sounds quite pleasant
>Necromancer
because quite frankly immortality is always the goal
>house boon
not getting murdered in my sleep
+food and water
(I wonder if I can make a undead gardner?)
>map
without this I will get lost
>other adventures
I'd miss people, also I'm sure at least some of them would like to work together.
>ahchorites
I'm relying on at lest one of the other adventures to have chosen shop, and I feel "curse removal" could prove to be a life saver.
>dark knights
I mean if they don't know where I am I win right?

>>52919537

Not really. But I did think about the confusion from the thread before last and I think the reason you guys misinterpret my Lavender characters is you think of them as people. They are people of course (or very minor Goddesses really), but I think youcan understand them better if you think of them as objects first and then as people. They're all carefully designed to fulfill very specific purposes like tools. That's why they're so valuable and so highly sought after and cared for.

>>52919592

Yeah, there's some pretty strange stuff in Lavender. From the description, I think Puzzle Genitalia is meant to cover anything that isn't some sort of vag or dick. But the cyoa's so out there you could probably make some kind of pizza god character if you really wanted to. I'm glad somebody took the time to read it even though it's kinda long!

>>52919696

Lamb, feta, and artichoke is patrician pizza. I can see spinach working to though.

>>52919790
>They're all carefully designed to fulfill very specific purposes like tools
Like women in general are designed to raise children and get pregnant? Kinda like all of your characters...

>>52919834
I think they're supposed to get pregnant first, anon.

File: Suu - E06 - 1120 (Slime Hug).webm (222KB, 1038x1080px) Image search: [Google]

222KB, 1038x1080px

>>52919215
>>52919254

>>52919790
I would imagine the texture and flavor of lamb would be too gamy, I guess I'll have to try it though as the rest sounds pretty high tier

File: 1367877558170.jpg (1MB, 5000x5000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 5000x5000px

>>52919790
>or very minor Goddesses really
>Not having the ambition to dominate all other wives as well as all the petty lords of mortal realms, bringing countless worlds under your sway and entire scores of brides under your service in the hopes of benefiting from your boundless majesty.
A good husband would expect no less, and I will make my husband proud.

>>52918235
Highlander is supposedly a girl.

>>52919876
Lamb? Gamy? kek

>>52919911
Gamy compared to chicken, the only meat that belongs on pizza.

>>52919941
>chicken
>on pizza
kek

File: apprentice mage.jpg (11KB, 236x236px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 236x236px

>>52918533
>Begin: Fungal Bloom
>Path: Mage
>Specialty: Illusionist
>Boons: House, Monster Manual
>Friendly Locals: Adventurers, Shopkeepers
>Enemies: Dark Elves

YOU THOUGHT YOU CAPTURED ME, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY AN ILLUSION!

>>52919941
That's not how you spell pork.

>>52919881

Illias a cute

>>52919864
>letting a woman get pregnant before seeing how god she raises her family
Not really. While less usual now, families usually leave their young children under the care of a teen family member (their sister, aunt or cousin) under the supervision of said teen's mother. Rarely you would let a woman with no experience raising children become a wife.

>>52919965
What a fucking pleb. I bet you like fucking pepperoni.

Feta, garlic, tomatoes and chicken is a high class pizza for people with good taste.


>>52919987
What pork is good on pizza?
Pepperoni and sausage is greasy tasteless shit

>>52920000
Quads wasted

>>52920000
She's certainly better than that smelly monster lord whore.

>>52920043
I bet you buy pizza that other people have made, don't you? Goddamn pleb. Making your own pizza with high-quality ingredients is the only true path.

>>52920043
prosciutto desu

>>52920000
>>52920057
Why not just kill them both?

In fact, kill everything.

>>52920111
Wrong game, Chara.

Is it preferable to use general terms in making a cyoa? for instance if I were making a fantasy cyoa would terms like "short sword" or "long sword" be better, giving the player freedom to whatever that might mean to them, or list a few specific options like rapier, scimitar, gladius, etc.

pretty sure only fat neckbeards eat pizza

>>52920070
>high-quality ingredients
Fucking aristocrats. True pizza is made with cheap flour, good yeast, and the cheapest cheese that is actual cheese.

>>52920123
Or turtles

>>52920121
Still decent advice, innit?

>>52920122
I think it's probably better to group things into categories rather than specifics unless there's a particular reason to be specific.

>>52920122
either is fine anon, but make sure you arent making mistakes if you use details, and its a good idea to give purpose to that detail and not keep all of it just fluff (though just fluff can work too if you pull it off)

>>52920123
or poor college students that got tired of eating instant noodles and hot pockets

>>52916164
How retarded is if I pick desert as my domain and vampirism?

>>52919005
>Mullet, Lightning
I AM THE HOFF SHOCK

>armor, fire
HE IS THE BURNING BOX

>EXTREME
TOGETHER WE FIGHT THE IRS

>>52920179
How retarded is retarded?

>>52919834

These are FICTIONAL CHARACTERS! Irl women including me go to college and have jobs and do all sorts of cool stuff and accomplish a lot. The idea that we're only for babies is archaic and misogynistic! And Lavender is a lewd cyoa so I have lewd characters for it but I have tons of other characters for other cyoas that are not lewd at all and definitely have no intention of EVER getting pregnant! Most of them are les anyway! As I explained a couple threads ago, even my Lavender characters aren't as lewd as people seem to think. It's just their role in Teiatat's Court.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/52530853/#q52538922
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/52895999/#q52903016

>>52919876

It's great, but maybe not for everyone.

>>52919881
Some people made great builds like that for Lavender. But that's just not how my characters work. They're treasures to be protected and spoiled because of what they can be used for.

>>52920123
>>52920177
>not making your own pizza at home
It's like any other meal you prepare. You do know how to make basic food like this, right?

>>52920224
I don't make food. I'm a hipster foodie that only indulges in sushi.

>>52920237
You obviously also indulge in at least two other things, faggotry and shitposting

>>52919045
>Rommel
>almost never in direct combat
M8, he was literally running around with his artillery setting up gun lines in France. His AdC got geeked by a sniper. He nearly got overrun by brit/frog counterattacks on several occasions. Like half of the "Rommel Dies" alt-histories are "rommel gets sniped/overrun/shot in france because he's a fucking loonie who leads from the front".

>>52920263
I bet you've never even fucked your mouth with sushi before.

Fucking sperg ass sperg.

>>52915927
Can I get all three implants in exchange for the entire contents of my mind? A LOT of memes from the past, present, and future are in there. You want long forgotten egyptian, greek, sumerian memes? I got that too. You want standard physics, advanced physics, ALTERNATIVE physics? It's all up there.

But if you're only offering one implant for a handful of memes, eeeehhhh grgrgrgrgrg always rember happy day, I'll take the Armoury Implant.

>>52920315
See? Called it.

>>52920279
>"rommel gets sniped/overrun/shot in france because he's a fucking loonie who leads from the front".

don't all western generals have historically led from the front?

>>52917951

Wow, this got updated.

I really like Okauyak quite a lot. Too bad it would have to be a long distance relationship.

>>52920448
Some. I know in a couple battles in North Africa Patton directed his artillery personally with eyes on the battle.

>>52920448
Just the ones worth talking about. Something about making your own life matter in your battle plan seems to encourage generals to come up with better plans. Funny, that...

>>52917951
There are only 4 good options

>>52920224
Why would any self respecting human being with even a basic stocked pantry and kitchen want to make pizza from scratch when you can cook up nicer shit with the same amount of effort and time? Like stews, casseroles, pastas, chilis, fajitas, etc...?

>>52920532
Because pizza is equally nice if you make it right?

>>52920532
Because they like Pizza?

>>52920205
You're literally insane and have fetishes that are fucked up even by 4chan standards, which is saying a lot. And when you brag about being a woman with a science job, you're implying that it's some kind of special accomplishment because of your gender, while it's par for the course for men. So you're agreeing with the "misogynistic" position.

>>52920555
Pizza is not home food. If you're going to make pizza you might as well bake bread which will go way longer for much less and involves the same processes minus the sauce cooking.

>>52920532
there's nothing wrong with pizza m8, it being junk food is a meme

>>52920572
>Pizza is not home food.
It is if you make it at home.

>>52920572
>home food
what the fug

>make bread
bread is completely fucking different, you really are a moron

>>52920532
>Fajitas
>Low quality Mexican peasant food
>Nicer shit

>>52920555
>>52920561
As a person who attended a uni with a kickass local pizzeria that just gave out student discount coupons like no tomorrow, where a $5 large pizza with three toppings made from local fresh produce from the local farmer's markets can fill you up at least 2 days I've known people that could live off one single large pizza for a fucking week, eating pizza 24/7 will make you sick of it very quickly.

>>52920568
Very few men are scientists.

>>52920643
Of that specific pizza, maybe.

>>52920615
>Low Quality
Depends on your ingredients

>peasant food
Is delicious unless you have the pallet of a toddler.

>>52920643
No one said you have to eat it constantly, just that you can make it and eat it at home.

>>52920615
>Pizza
>not a low quality Italian peasant food

>>52920568

Or maybe I'm just responding to the sexists out there who seem to think we can't do those things! And >>52920647

>>52920572
bread is not home food. If you're going to make bread you might as well bake cakes which will go way longer for much less and involves the same processes minus the proving.

>>52920664
Exactly my point. Don't act like fajitas are some fancy, high quality food compared to pizza.

Hell, stew was invented just to use up the leftovers by peasants.

>>52920643
Any food you eat all the time, you will sooner or later get sick of.

>>52918331
I'd go with Domain Master + Cyber Punk. Domain Master can summon magical beasts. Cyber Punk can make sentry turrets and set explosive traps. It'll be like a dungeon!

>faggots discussing pizza

pathetic

>>52920679
>Hell, stew was invented just to use up the leftovers by peasants.
It was made because you can add water and a few staples to stretch it out and feed more people.

>>52920647
Pretty much anyone can be a scientist. You don't need a degree or a job in the field for it.

>>52920671
>>52920572
>not making hard tack, pemmican, meat jerky, spam, pickled veggies and jams

>not making food that remains good for at least a decade

plebs

>>52920718
Yep.

>>52920721
t. Bill Nye

>>52919970

>goblin sewers
>mage
>illusionist
>house & backpack
>traveling & stationary merchants
>enemy is dark elf slavers
>befuddle the slaver's minds
>they're my bitches
>their slaves are also my bitches
>have them fight goblins/gather loot in >my backpack
>buy rare shit from traveling merchant
>buy daily shit from regular merchants
>never have to leave my house
>life is filled with luxury
>rare magic items, gold, food, water
>slaves are my errand runners
>slaves are my cumdumpsters
>learn more magic from dark elf slaver
>eventually decide to be a slaver >specialising in dark elves
>eventually enslave every dark elf in >the area
>sell off all ugly slaves, keep the rest
>slaveharem.xxx
>die while having an orgy on top of my >treasure pile

>>52920755
This shit actually drives me nuts. He's not even good at explaining things

>>52920722
>hard tack, pemmican, meat jerky, spam, pickled veggies and jams
>that remains good
It can't remain good if it was never good in the first place. Only three of those are good in the first place, and one of them, jerky, does not last a decade.

>>52920755
Bill Nye isn't technically a scientist, he's an science spokesperson.

File: 1491465355297.jpg (91KB, 654x698px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 654x698px

Would anyone be interested in a Fall of Rome CYOA, where you make a band of adventurers and murder some Roman shits (or defend them if you're some kind of faggot)?

>>52920876
An "educator", if you will

>>52920841
You're probably just deaf. Science and math are universal languages. The former is just something you can adamantly deny, retardedly.

>>52920909
He's a very shitty teacher honestly.

File: Bill.gif (402KB, 403x304px) Image search: [Google]

402KB, 403x304px

>>52920841
I wish he would start trying to explain his political views like he did on his show
>"America is like a rubber balloon, normally it's elastic and it works"
>Puts a nozzle in the balloon and turns a valve, gas container says 'Donald Drumpf'
>"But you see, when a bunch of hot air gets pumped into it, it starts to become weak"
>"Now I'll explain how all the issues in the middle east are caused not by geopolitics, but solely by global warming using this heat lamp"

>>52920931
You just don't like him because he said some SJW shit, admit it Anon.

>>52920900
Hell yes I'd play it.

>>52920931
Only if you're a shitty student.

>>52920900
Only if there are options for things like Druids or other groups that Rome ostensibly eradicated.

>>52920934
It would be about as realistic and valid as the drivel he's currently spouting on his new show.

>>52920900
Leig dhuinn a 'ruith sìos na Ròmanaich.

>>52920945
It's a good reason if so.

>>52920964
Celtroach.

>>52920957
>shitty student

Probably anon I won't deny that fact I wanted get my degree done as fast as possible because I couldn't stand the stupid busy work and college bureaucracy any longer.

The problem was I already knew the basic concepts he was teaching, when I started watching his show, each episode just felt really really repetitive where they're just going the same "flavor of the week" physics concept in a slightly different iteration, guest star, props, kids and short music video.

>>52920960
Weren't druids gone well before Rome fell?

Why is this thread even on /tg/?

>>52920990
Air ais gu agad toll donn duine.

>>52921009
>watching Bill Nye in college
What?

>>52920976
Sure, I'm not going to tell you what to feel, I'm just saying that pretending Anon actually gives a shit about his teaching ability is nothing more than an excuse to hate him as a person for not espousing his political beliefs.

>>52921019
Because sometimes people actually play the CYOAs.

>>52921028
High school anon.

>>52921019
Because long ago moot decided to dump shit that was only tangentially related to tabletop here. so he could go back to shitposting on /v/ and /a/

>>52921029
You don't even need to directly disagree with Nye to think he's being a retarded faggot about things right now.

>>52920961
I think you just hate science, you evangelical retard.

>>52921012
Yes, that's what I ways saying, I want to use a group that Rome killed off to sack Rome with. Equally relevant Carthage which they salted.

>>52921077
Woah, look at this scientific informant guise

>>52921079
A lot of his new show doesn't really deal with scientific concepts.

>>52921096
They found evidence recently that Carthage really was full of monstrous baby sacrificing assholes.

>>52921029
SJW political beliefs by default mean that he's a shit teacher. A good teacher needs to understand what they are talking about, and SJWs don't understand anything.

>>52921028
Anon Bill Nye's show taught really fucking simple physics concepts that middle schoolers would already know or have been exposed to.

>>52921096
>I, HANNIBAL BARCA, HAVE RISEN FROM THE GRAVE TO AVENGE MY FALLEN BRETHREN IN ROME'S TIME OF WEAKNESS! WHEN THE CITY IS BURNED AND SALTED, WE SHALL THEN CONSUME THE SOULS OF OUR VICTIMS AND RETURN TO THE REALM OF THE LIVING WHILE THEY REPLACE US IN THE ETERNAL ABYSS!

>WHAT SAY YOU, MY ARMY OF THE DEAD?

>>52920205
I bet if SDA shows up to comment on your build, your attitude changes just like last time.
>Even when they orgasm it's just biological response to make muscle contractions designed to extract the maximum amount of you-know-what to fertilize and empower the eggs they're incubating.
>It's in no way related to personal pleasure.
I don't even know what to say to this.

File: fc9.jpg (41KB, 349x320px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 349x320px

>>52920945
I hate him because he's the kind of idiot who confused his fame for expertise, and people buy that crap he spews. If he was just teaching children the basics of thermodynamics it wouldn't be so bad, but now he's trying to 'enlighten' the world with his political viewpoints, and passing them off as factual. It's as bad as 'autism causes vacs because I was in playboy'

>>52921141
>option A
It wasn't meant for that age range or above
>option B
Some students went to shit schools and benefited from being exposed to the concepts in a new way.

>>52920917
I'm saying that as an expert in a field he's very fond of talking about. Not that trying to educate people is a bad thing, but I don't think he's doing the scientific community any favors by making people believe they understand a goddamn thing about what we do.

>>52920205
Angel when was the last time you checked up on your dad?

How old is he? In his 60s or 70s? I think you need to spend more time with him.

>>52921119
I know, Carthage were are a case where Rome's stories of how horrible a people they were actually less than the truth of things. With the Druids who the Romans claimed were sacrificing people, evidence suggests that they probably weren't, or at least weren't doing so the way Rome said they were.
>>52921149
Yes, perfect.

>>52921172
Not my fault you went to a shitty school anon.

>>52921191
Okay, I guess students in shitty schools don't deserve to learn anything, fuck them for being born where they were.

>>52921173
>I'm saying that as an expert in a field he's very fond of talking about
>I'm saying that as an expert
>expert

ok

>>52921191
>Complains people won't get stuff out of the show
>is told how people gets things out of the show
>Acts like a bitch
Sure dude.

>>52921183
Even Rome had trouble imagining a place where they regularly sacrificed their own children to dark gods.

File: 1492725727930.jpg (84KB, 500x572px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 500x572px

>>52921149
I wasn't planning on making it fantasy, but skeleton Hannibal sounds kind of cool...

>>52921149
>Be Hannibal
>Mad your dad got cucked by Rome
>No one wants to follow you so you resort to buying massive armies of mercenaries
>Kill a shit-ton of your army before they even reach Rome
>Some faggot named Fabius fucks your big super army over by not being as retarded as you are
>Can't control army because they think you're a massive queero and turns out mercenaries get bored and forced back to your home
>Rome invades and rapes you so hard your nation dies
>Run away and hide, afraid big bad Rome will make you look like a faggot again
Why do people pretend this man was anything but a massive failure? Sure he had good start, but in the end he got beaten so hard Carthage was murderfucked into oblivion

>>52920670
Hey Angel when you post your Dragon build could you use actual dragons drawn by that artist? None of those are dragons and if you want one that looks like those choose a Wurm/Wyrm.

File: CYOA Kingdom Crusher v2.2.jpg (6MB, 1500x8900px) Image search: [Google]

6MB, 1500x8900px

Sure is a lot of CYOA discussion going on in here.

>>52921315
I think it's because Elephants are cool. I mean dragging them through the alps was retarded on all counts, but it did have a certain flair to it.

>>52920900
Go for it, yo. More good CYOAs the better.

>>52921348
Life is a CYOA.

>>52921315
He inflicted the greatest defeat rome had ever seen.

>>52921379
Well i would like to know why the fuck i picked such bad drawbacks

>>52921424
because your player is a sadist

File: we all have to do our part.jpg (70KB, 404x544px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 404x544px

>>52921348
Hey! Shut up and pump!

File: led.png (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>52919100
WAIFU CYOA NOW!?

>>52921315
because Roman historians actually wrote something relatively nice about him compared to the rest of their enemies without too much of the typical Roman propaganda and bias throw in, and those writings survived to the present day

File: 1484495964991.png (4MB, 1200x5300px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1200x5300px

idqdqi

File: 1484514475915.png (7MB, 1200x7600px) Image search: [Google]

7MB, 1200x7600px

>>52921534

File: 9e4.jpg (205KB, 479x650px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 479x650px

>>52921154

SDA said he liked one of my characters (I think Saralindra?) and I asked him if he made a build, which I guess he didn't. I don't see what you're trying to get from that conversation.

>>52921175

He's only just 60! Not 70s! He's doing fine but lives on the other side of the country. I'm seeing him in October.

>>52921329

Do you mean from Lavender? Porphyra isn't a dragon. She's like half dragon at best, maybe not even that much. I don't really like humanoid "dragongirl" art cuz I prefer the serpentine tail/lower body look. Pic related could work I guess, but I'm not a huge fan of her arms and hands...

File: 1484584004625.png (6MB, 1200x8500px) Image search: [Google]

6MB, 1200x8500px

>>52921550

File: 1484584123658.png (7MB, 1200x7800px) Image search: [Google]

7MB, 1200x7800px

>>52921572

File: 1484591955185.png (2MB, 1200x4800px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1200x4800px

>>52921587

File: 1485993644220.png (6MB, 1200x7650px) Image search: [Google]

6MB, 1200x7650px

>>52921606

>>52921406
>greatest defeat rome had ever seen.
except for all the others

File: Bill Nye.png (966KB, 1456x2296px) Image search: [Google]

966KB, 1456x2296px

Fresh OC boys.

>>52917476
Angel. Dykes need to be fucked str8.

File: cute-high-earth-defense-club-love-ep-8-png.png (249KB, 600x343px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 600x343px

>>52921534
>No magical boy option

>>52921406
By ultimately leaving the general political makeup of Rome the same? It doesn't matter how successful you are in tactics, if you can;t accomplish your strategic goals its meaningless. Hannibal might have been extremely good at fucking over Rome for a time, he was extremely bad at doing what he wanted. I mean Genseric did more with less if we're being honest.

>>52921424
It costs a lot of points to avoid the Chinese girl option

File: ihsojuf.jpg (199KB, 1279x719px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 1279x719px

>>52921483
ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF

File: tled.png (1MB, 1279x719px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1279x719px

>>52921807
YES

>>52921648
>can only choose one
Fucking shit, what's the point of a celibate marriage?

>>52921853
Marriage is fucking + deep love.

>>52921633

>Love Devourer
>Youth
>Super

File: RedWurm.jpg (412KB, 625x1000px) Image search: [Google]

412KB, 625x1000px

>>52921560
Yeah the Ryu you chose is good. Since she's actually a dragon and all. I'm just particular on this stuff because I love monsters and that's from one of my favorite artists and continuities.

Pic related is also a dragon.

>>52921648
I choose Alternative. Sounds more fun.

>>52916532
>Realm
Tundra, Mountains, Coast

>Features
Surface Deposits

>Races
Humans, Contraptions, Elementals

>Cites
City Walls, University, Sanitation, Shipwright, Temple, Arcane Tower

>Technology
Improved Metallurgy, Banking, Chemistry, Condensed Rituals

>Personal
Charismatics, Elemental Magic, True Adept, Secrets of the old ones

>Perils
Raiders, The Cult, Fallen Queen

>>52921133
Does that mean you're an SJW?

>export is much too big both in JPG and PNG
>"seamless" repeating background texture actually has a seam
Why is every single step so difficult?

File: df4bb27e91fdd061754ec3cf7a5d8d62.png (261KB, 456x600px) Image search: [Google]

261KB, 456x600px

>>52921928

But I don't see why Porphyra can't be part dragon and look like this:(

>>52921975
Not necessarily.
He said all SJWs are bad at understanding things, not all people who are bad at understanding things are SJWs.

>>52921982
Tell us about your project anon.

>>52921982
>export is much too big both in JPG and PNG
Try changing the compression from 12 or 10 in ps to about 10 or 9 and see if that works...jpg only.

>>52921982
>seamless" repeating background texture actually has a seam
Open texture in a new tab in PS.
Offset texture by half its height and width.
Clean seam up by hand, try using the content aware fill or healing brush first, may make it easier.
Offset back to normal when done and save.

>>52921560
>>52921928
>>52922019
I'm with Angel on this, the scale/claw hands are just unpleasant. I love dragongirls but so many of them have these same scale/claw hands that just look so stupid.

>>52921982
Hardships are what makes CYOAs fun! Creating a world that you can share with your best friends is made special because of the sweat and tears that went into making it work.

>>52922019
Because that is a Lamia. Her name is Alice and her husband is a little Hero named Luka. She's a powerful Monster Lord, but not a dragon. If that was actually a dragon I wouldn't be bothered with that as a reference. As long as you use an actual dragon everything is ok.

>>52921633
>Envy
>modified hate
I want to marry the witch.

>>52922086
Hey whoa this is between her and I. I don't get people to gang up with so that's unfair.

>>52922096
What kind of severe autism makes one upset that someone is using a lamia from a shitty game to represent her shitty dragon

>>52922150
Apparently the autism that makes you complain about a complaint.

>>52922096
Arguably Alice is part dragon, as the monster lord she is supposed to be part every monster. It comes up in the sex scene when she uses the flowers.

>>52922023
I started it a while ago when I first started lurking, and I think I mistook a "give me ideas because I'm making something" post for a "wouldn't it be nice if x existed" so on top of stuff not working the final product will be redundant.

>>52922053
I'm using a different program, but thank you anyway.

>>52922087
I think I could do with a little more fun and a little less tears at this point.

>>52922171
No, nothing would seem to suggest they are the same form of autism, and its more likely they are completely different variants :^)

>>52922192
>I'm using a different program, but thank you anyway.
Should still apply in something like gimp as far as compression is concerned and may even have an offset option. If not export as png, then use a program like irfran view to convert to jpg with a very little bit of compression, like 96% uncompressed. That should reduce your file size to be posted.

>>52921019
Because anywhere else would essentially delete it on arrival. The only one that gives even a sliver of a chance is /d/, and even they still delete it from time to time.

>>52921940

The AUG man. Disregarding the shit trigger, obviously.

>>52922191
I guess that does make me rethink that. I'm unsure on that one, but she also used Basilisk and such. Those at least aren't dragons.

File: f266ab5fb215c57af70063a69d87229e.jpg (184KB, 1000x750px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 1000x750px

>>52922086

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

>>52922096

>Her name is Alice and her husband is a little Hero named Luka. She's a powerful Monster Lord, but not a dragon.

I'm not using the canon character, I'm only using the artwork. If >>52921560 works, I really don't see why this can't.

>>52922191
Not quite, but she's not quite an ordinary Lamia either. That's because she's an Echidna.

>>52922244
She used basilisk?

>>52921940
Colt, leadership abilities seem the most useful.

>>52922245
You see the "fur" on her tail (the Ryu)? That's a common feature on chinese dragons, but NOT on Lamia or snakes of any kind. Horns are another one.

You could ditch the scale hands and use a drawing with similar fur and horns and I would fully accept it as a(n eastern) dragon girl

>>52922283
They also commonly use spikes or spines. Snake tails are always smooth on top. So smooth tail=snake, "decorated" tail=dragon.

>>52922245
I was just having an autism fit, Angel. I just wanted dragons to be represented by dragons. Please do research on your refs. But even if you don't, whatever. Sorry to bother you.

File: 250px-Snakerock.jpg (26KB, 250x240px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 250x240px

>>52922283
>Horns are another one.

>>52922258
Yeah the masked lamia. She posts Alice, Basilisk, and another lamia I will have to scroll back up to remember.

File: 1492661410892.png (129KB, 340x388px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 340x388px

>>52922312
That's a depiction of a snakes forked tongue famalam. You're not very clever are you?

File: Punished Snake.jpg (49KB, 700x452px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 700x452px

>>52922340

File: Horned-Serpent-SanRafaelSwell-Utah-100_1933.jpg (157KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 800x450px

>>52922340
Sorry senpai, but no.

Welcome to Native American mythology.

>>52922283
>>52922312
Er, horns are another common feature of dragons. I wouldn't quite go so far as to say they don't belong on Lamia of any kind, but they are slightly out of place and suggest the Lamia in question is something more than just a snakegirl. I wouldn't take horns by themselves to mean that the girl is in fact a dragongirl though.

This is true of Alice as well, who does have horns be isn't any kind of dragongirl. Something like that my first guess would be part succubus.

File: Never+stop+kojima+_a68758e85613b508b26b4953ac3783b3.png (112KB, 555x378px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 555x378px

>>52922360
>>52922361
Well, I set myself up for this fall
I regret nothing

>>52921633
>Sin
Lover's Lust

>Blessings
Youth
Healing
Sanctuary

>>52921633
Envy solely because I must pick something. I could pick hate but someone already did that and I don't want to look unoriginal but I'd rather pick Super and kill her as she's clearly too dangerous to let loose on the world

>>52922251
Oh, also interestingly enough the Greek Echinda is described exactly as a Lamia. To quote: "half a nymph with glancing eyes and fair cheeks, and half again a huge snake, great and awful, with speckled skin". Quite possibly one of the first monstergirls by modern definition. There are plenty of half women monsters in ancient myth, but they are almost always hideous.

>>52922544
That's because the monster is on the outside.

>>52922385
>>52922283
>>52922311

Porphyra is also part succubus and part serpent, not just dragon. See:

Influences
>Kleptozoological (Oversaturated)
Torso of unearthly beauty with draconic wings and lower body of a great serpent.
>Pseudodevascent
Imbued with power of Angels, Demons, and other magical beings to increase beauty and quality of young.

So if Alice character is mostly serpent but also part succubus and other things, then I think her art is perfect for Porphyra.

>>52922537
>choose romance the witch option
>use the one blessing you get from it to kill her
Fucking cold.

File: 28193543y6u4ou y.png (348KB, 800x480px) Image search: [Google]

348KB, 800x480px

>>52922537
All I'm saying is that you might want to look in the mirror.

>>52922580
I guess I got confused over the iterations. That leaves me to the question of why none of your pictures feature said wings.

>>52922360
WORDS THAT KILL

>>52922639
>>52922537
>Thank you anon! Your love has melted my frozen heart! I no longer feel the desire to be evil and hurt people!

>No you die you evil bitch you are evil and unredeamable!

I need an anti-procrastination CYOA

>tfw a CYOA that was supposed to be short and sweet is now 20 pages of word document text and several pages of images long

every fucking time

>>52922580
Alice is a direct descendant of the original monster lord, and going all the way back you would see parentage being human men, and earlier monster lords until you get back to the original monster lord who was a goddess, and again presumably a human male. All other monster girls in setting are the result of the power of the original monster lord and how it can affect living beings, many can trace their ancestry back to one of I think six monster girls directly created by the original monster lord from ordinary plants/animals, others were created, or are descended from when the same power(usually referred to as dark magic) was used later on humans/animals, Succubi in particular are what happens when you expose human women to a lot of dark magic. So in a way Alice isn't actually part serpent, or succubus, but that lamia and succubi are part her. Alice herself doesn't have any snake in her, but if she filled a snake with her power it would become a lamia. If you find the right natural creature to make a dragon from(it's never stated what exactly they come from as far as I recall) she could turn it into a dragon girl by filling it with her power.

>>52922801
Dang it man she's going to think you are me! She's fine now (mainly). Would be better if she found a pic with wings though.

>>52922655

They really should have wings. I was having trouble finding pics of characters that fit and had wings, so I went with ones I liked that were pretty close.

>>52922801

Ok. I just think she looks good for a representation of my character. Like other anon said though, it's be even better if she had wings.

>>52922801
Sounds like we need to kill the monster lord.

>>52922801
Oh to add to this, Alice is not part angel, as in setting angels are all from Ilias, who has always been opposed to the monster lords and monster girls since it has always been impossible for her and the monster lord to interact. The dark magic of the monster lord and the light magic of Ilias don't mix well, they kind of explode and cause temporal paradoxes.
>>52922865
Sorry, though I do hope Angel finds art of a dragon/lamia/angel with wings and normal hands, because I have never seen anything like that and would love to see it.
>>52922899
Alice is the current monster lord, the original monster lord sealed herself away because Ilias refused to give in, compromise in any way, or stop fighting her, and if they continued they could have destroyed the world. The seal would only come loose if the dark magic levels reach a certain level, namely to indicate that most monster girls and the monster lord of the time have all died and their dark magic has been released. Also in monster girl quest monster girls and humans are entirely capable of living together without even any rape happening. It actually seems that monster girls have an easier time living with humans than with other monster girls.

>>52921648
I'll marry since he's rich.

>>52923043
Purge the unclean filth that would harbor the vile monster.

>>52923043
>Also in monster girl quest monster girls and humans are entirely capable of living together without even any rape happening

>pretty much every place we see like that in the game is full of rape

>>52923132
It's not though. The "rape" is men going out to be with the monster girls, or intentionally losing to them in a competition where they signed up basically to have sex in front of a crowd.

>>52918731
Going relatively well actually, thanks!

>>52923170
>Little shota boy asked to be raped/eaten by hundreds of monsters

>>52923170
>Can't even walk in the woods without some slug raping and eating me.

>>52923132
>Town where mermaids live happily with humans
>Village where humans worship the monster girls
>King that is literally the descendant of a monster. He's "normal" but has a monster girl daughter.
Friendly reminder that adventurers don't get attacked if they stay out of the tall grass. Most of the encounters are in the wilds or during some event that is messing up a city.

>>52923219
>>52923228
That's not them coexisting anons, that's them at war.

>>52923043
Reminder that mermaids are the shittiest monstergirls because they think infidelity is okay.

>>52923312
This was for >>52923270

File: tumblr_nzhta1qt641tnu2myo1_1280.jpg (258KB, 669x1189px) Image search: [Google]

258KB, 669x1189px

>>52921534
>Young
Fixing that via costume later but we're going bullshit high magic levels.
>Hope
I'm not romantically involved, sometimes being happy is difficult, cute just doesn't suit me. Benevolence and Will might work, but occasionally wanted to wreck everything might be my downfall and most of my Will comes from stubbornness rather than actual motives.
But there's always tomorrow, and we keep moving forward.

Luna S (3/20) Nothing inspires hope more than looking up at night. The cosmos are so much bigger than our little trials today.
Tempora S (6/20) A little extra planning goes a long way, but if we don't make the most of every moment, we don't deserve an extra second.
Shift S (9/20) I know calling on alternate-universe versions of yourself for help isn't often wise, but a little shift and change can do a lot of good on both sides of the veils. Besides, dragging fights into the mirror realm where they're less likely to cause real harm is pretty useful; less need for me to hold back.
Astra S (12/20) "New ideas, of the higher plane!"
Mind S (15/20)
Stamina A (17/20)
Reserves S (20/20)

>Sword, "Ah, you were by my side all along."
Waitaminute this is the old one. W/e.
>Strange Age (Older)/Thematic (Luna) Outfit.
>Shimmer Familiar: Glowing little sparks that hover about my Sword.

>Slay Phantoms
Someone ought to. Can't say I'm great at the purification part but I can help protect others who are.
>Purify Rogues
...Pretty much the same deal. I figure I can put a few down but if we want to bring them back alive I shouldn't be doing this alone.
>Defeat Kaiju.
Mirror-world containment followed by dimensional-weirdness fights and picking reality threads until I find the one where I win. Clean, clear cut, and no one ever gets to find out how many of my dead bodies are laying around. Works like a charm.

Who'd be up for some co-op? I'm not good at the whole saving things part of this job yet.

>>52916829
Portal pooper.

>Shit on Trump
>Shit on Putin
>Shit on whatever china man runs the red party
>Shit on terrorists
>Shit on criminals
>Shit on pollitics men
>Shit on their little daughterus
>Shit on birds
>Bring down planes by shitting just at the right time
>Shit on spy satellites
>Bring friends to shit!
>Shit on anon

Make the most massive of shitstorms ever.
Attack at random times, make my targets fear me, get bored, move loo to the bottom of a septic tank for assassinations, IDK.

>>52923270
>As long as you stay where you belong you won't get raped
MGQ are honestly some of the stupidest faggots possible.

File: 1493241799507.jpg (2MB, 1200x4400px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1200x4400px

>>52916532
I cleverly edited this CYOA.