ITT we trigger /tg/

>>52895294
About time.

>>52895294
>Female Space Marines are canon
>The process makes them virtually identical to Male Space Marines

I'd be more mad about the possibility of them making F Space Marines more important than SoBs. Sisters are already cooler than a better portion of the Chapters out there.

>>52895294
My Girlfriend and I sold our painted minis for more than their unpainted value, and we didn't even try that hard! Why do people think it's that hard? Now we can finally afford the gender reassignment surgery so we can fuck as only a woman and a man can. It's really great because we only have to pay the co-pay... our insurance covers the rest!

The two lost primarchs were Amus Saran and Carah Sonnor. Their successor chapters keep their helmets on.

>>52895294
>5e is by far the best edition of D&D

>>52895294
'''''''Verisimilitude''''''' is self-superior smug nonsense in the context of fantasy RPGs.

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>>52895477

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>>52895294
The Tau Empire can take on the Imperium.

>>52895610
triggered

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These are always fun.

>>52895666
Nobody cares about your feelings Satan.

1d4chan is the best resource for 40k lore. Also a lot of the articles are pretty clever.

>>52895294
i get that fuckhueg pauldrons are 40k, but jesus christ does that look ridiculous with those tiny arms

>>52895294
>Doomguy can kill the Chaos Gods.
>Abbadon is a loser, no matter how much Black Library shills him.
>Love can bloom in the battlefield.

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>>52895731

>>52895336
>let's make Sisters of Battle worthless
Fuck off

>Walkers aren't vehicles
>BBEG

>>52895926
>implying they aren't

>>52895294
Pointbuy > 3d6

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Try beating this:
Humans and Eldars will make peace, love each other, will make families and in 50k entire galaxy will be inhabited by halfbreds[/spoiler

>>52895294
>F.A.T.A.L. is a great game and Virtualoptim objectively proved it against legion of retarded whiners.

>>52895294
I've just noticed. Her chainsword says FRIENDSHIP (a major ideal in USSR, and also a brand of chainsaws), and the seal with some readable text seems to say NO SEX IN USSR.

>>52895926
>>52895336

No It's Totally Okay ,The Grey Knights need more living paint buckets.

>>52896290
She also has the hammer and sickle on her. and what is probably supposed to be Stalin's face.

>>52896044
Hold on, I just realized what was going on in that pic. He's holding the bolt pistol to the side of her head as she's holding the Witchblade to the back of his neck.

That doesn't seem to be very loving.

>>52896044
Honestly, I'd take this above the current 40k fluff.

>>52896290
>FRIENDSHIP (a major ideal in USSR, and also a brand of chainsaws)
Also major gas pipeline, though if I'm not mistaken it it's more of "camaraderie" than "friendship".

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Be'lakor, Abaddon and Archaon are objectively the best-written characters ever, and I have lots of carefully selected lore to back that up.

>>52896327
>Stalin's face
Pretty sure that's just a globe.

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>>52896290
I tried

>>52895294
For what purpose?

GIVE US SOME SoB LOVE!

>>52896485
On her knees.

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Alright, let me dump a few images.

Why do female characters get -4 strength? What about males?

>>52896531
I think the left knee one is Stalin, right knee looks more like Lenin, but you're right, I was only looking at the chest piece.

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>>52895926
Don't worry, all of the sisters can be melted down into better units.

>>52896407
I know the point of this thread is to bait, but are there actually some good Archaon novels?
>>52896487
Looks good.

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>>52896547
>What about males?
They get -4 WIS, because they tend to think with their dicks.

>>52895294
Simo Haya would be a shitty servant, and he'd never be able to compete with actual legendary figues.

What would his NP be anyways? Getting Shot In The Face?

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>>52896575

Vampyre.
Wytch.
Faery.
Magik.
Draken.

>>52896641
Ancap>Tumblrina>Comrade Kher>/pol/

Objectively true rankings.

Hi guys, I just started playing Dungeons and Dragons! I really like playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and by far my most favorite character is my Khajit Thief.

Last session I stole our barbarian's greatsword (for the lulz :D) and when he found out he killed my character! How can I convice my DM to bring back my level 3 Drow Rogue? Thanks!

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>>52896355
Kind of, it doesn't translate 1:1 to English. Camaraderie works as well, but the word itself is much more common.

>>52896327
Right, but those are obvious and probably don't need any translation.

>>52895294
Another not-quite-obvious spot: the seals are USSR seals of quality. Pic related.

>>52896696
We've been over this.
>Vampыre.
>Wыtch.
>Faerы.
>Magыk.
>Drakыn.

>>52896862
>Vїmpыrё.
>Wыtch.
>Faъrы.
>Magыk.
>Drєkыn.

I think we should just make a /wstg/ board to quarentine all of the shitty generals and 40k faggotry, and /qst/ merges back with us.

Weekend smut thread should be brought back here, and we need to hammer out with the mods precise rules about how lewd is too lewd, both for wst and for normal threads.

What made /tg/ great in the past was the content creators, and we've been aelienating them consistantly for quite a while now at the demands of shitppsters and summerfags, which results in the low quality posting and everlasting generals we see all the time now.

>>52896862
>mixing cyrillic and latin letters
Pig disgusting

>>52896890
>Чїттpыгё.
>Mытcн.
>Гaъгы.
>Maдык.
>Bгєкыи.

>>52896243
That is too silly to trigger anyone.

>>52896966
>Undead abominations who have turned away from God's light
>Unclean servants of Lucifer himself
>Child-eating pagan monstrosities
>Tools of the Devil
>Living proof of the Devil's work, demons that must be exterminated by good Christian knights

Get your terminology right, faggot.

>>52896744
>Drow Rogue
Nice touch.

>>52896897
>throw all the traditional games out of /tg/ and bring back our god awful circle jerks!
Questfags everyone.

>>52896485
Stalin and Lenin on her kneepads.

>>52895444
that apostrophe use is triggering the fuck out of me
well done anon

>>52896744
Seems legit.
:D

>>52897105
>God
>implying monotheism

>Olny a tcaitacl ginues culod plul tihs off

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>>52895294

>>52895294
I enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons

>>52896565
I can't find the screencap! Help me present the context!

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I'm triggered so you don't have to be.

>>52897547
I remember when this was originally posted and the context so it just makes me kek.

>remember when /tg/ was this bullshit nostalgia I made up that's really what I want it to be like now?
>its not this way anymore because of X
>I have been here for 200 years so my anecdotes are worth more (Yous)

>>52897757
This just flat makes me mad, kinda like that pseudo snuff drawing of an execution.

Why do people find military women in bad positions to be hot?

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Space Wolves are unironically the best chapter.

[x] Lick the Soul Gem.

[x] "Get fucked."

[x] Show him.

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>>52897920
Knock knock, dog fucker.

>>52895707
desu I prefer 1d4chan over both the english and german 40k wiki, because I feel better informed about the important shenanigans of the characters. Also its more fun and engaging written.

>>52897404
>that soup part
That hurt

>>52895408
I was going to post this one. the b8 thread a while back was glorius.

>I think everyone can just admit that 5e is the best roleplaying system.

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Path of War is overpowered anime bullshit

But Spheres of Might is even worse

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>>52897956

>>52897404
>1stworldproblems.gif

>>52898123
>He doesn't know what the Iron Cage was really about.

Chaos god you like = Normie shit for edgy 14 yo babies hahahaha how do you even look at yourself at mirror little man
Chaos god I like = Truly a patrician choice

>>52898209
I don't think things are that black & white anon.

>>52895294
I play traditional games to have fun, and embrace rule updates/change knowing that all players will be playing on the same level at all times. I also enjoy power shifts that have large impacts in game play because it keeps me thinking. Age of sigmar is a great game.

>>52898171
Hey remember that time Robute released a bestseller and everyone agreed his guide is the best and that his version of space marines are superior?

And Dorn said fuck you, I'll kill so many of my men by the end of the day what little that remains will be unbreakable hardasses. Now where's Perturabo?
Except he did, and his chapter got wiped out anyway by orks shortly after.

>>52895294
WOT'S DIS? A FRED ABOUT TRIGGERING? IS DAT A WAY OF GETTIN' MORE DAKKA? I LUVS DAKKA ME! DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!

YOOZ ARE ALL GITZ!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!

>>52898275
>Hey remember that time Robute released a bestseller and everyone agreed his guide is the best and that his version of space marines are superior?

No, because that didn't happen. If anything, Guilliman's book is what drove the Fists to the Iron Cage in the first place.

Age of Sigmar is better than Fantasy.

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>>52898285
>Tfw I got almost roped into moderating some subreddit about Orks because I would tell people how stupid they were being about Orks in another subreddit

Youth is a magical time. Wonder how that place is doing.

>>52898244
This is really how it comes up on any thread about chaos in general. Someone brings up their ranking, and you get :
>Khorne is for braindead LOLSORANDUMB faggots
>Tzeentch lovers think they're so smart, they're actually just autistic NEETS
>Slaanesh is for 14yo that just discovered sex
>Nurgle is for fat nerds who are into vore and mac and cheese ASMR

Except that ACSHULLY, there is 1 god out of the 4 that is less faggy than the others, and it's the only choice that decent people would make.

I think Wil Wheaton is a pretty cool guy. We should nominate him as the voice for us geeks.

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>>52897707

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>>52898291
>Dornfag too literal to get a joke
Just.
Like.
Clockwork.

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>>52898406
>Iron Warrior thinking he matters

Just.
Like.
Clockwork.

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>>52898406
>>52898291
>>52898275
Imperial fists baited again and again

>>52895294
Female my ass, that's just a Blood Angel.

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The reason a group of crackpot Serbs made that animation is because LCB has had more staying power than all the other embarrassing shit smears of "romance" that /tg/ has produced. Even in its half assed, poorly researched, unfinished abomination of a state, it is better written than anything else that's come out of this board.

That isn't praise for Love Can Bloom. That just shows what bad fucking writers you all are.

Also Lofn is cute.

>>52898244
I like your style

>>52898435
Oof, when the fists try to make a witty comeback i never fail to wince.

>>52897404
you monster

>>52895294
Alignments were a mistake and should be removed.

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>>52899550
Fuck you, Rowboat Girlyman.

>>52898398
now i want to buy sisters

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>>52899550
>He says between bouts of being the Ynnari's mule

You disappoint me, Guilliman.

>>52895294
Why the unrelated pic OP? Surely you aren't calling a loyal son of Sanguinus a woman?

>>52896327
Stalin's face is on one knee, Lenin's is on the other

>>52895294
How big would female space marine clits be?

>>52906129
It's basically a Pseudo-phallus like a Hyena.

>>52895537
>binge for a night
>food for a week
>a mini that will last you weeks to months of cherished hobby, lovingly crafting and painting, only to give you more joy for years to come as a piece of your growing army against heretics and Xenos

This isn't even a hard choice.

>>52896348
You've obviously never been in a hatelove relationship. It's pretty comfy desu, both knowing you'd willingly kill each other at a moments notice, but you love each other just enough to keep them around because they're still that important to you despite the hate.

Also the hatesex is incredible

>>52895294
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/52840173/#52840173

>>52906243
Reminder that this relationship only works in a fantasy.

The inverse, however, is S-Class relationship material. Being in love to the point that you're able to bully each other and turn it into a competition... that's bdsm heaven right there.

>>52896044
...When did Squall Leonhart get a Wood Elf girlfriend?

>>52906351
I'm the anon you replied to, no arguements here brother. Those are the comfiest relationships, and why I'm still in that one right now with my fiancé.

D&D 4e was actually a decent and fun system; it just gets a bad rap for being called D&D.

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>>52897757
>1/10 would decimate

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>>52895294


HITS ME IN THE CHICKEN TENDIES

>>52896290
"Дpyжбa" - is a name of an actual chainsaw developed in 50s in USSR. In also became a common noun in some countries of Soviet block

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>>52897757

>>52896720
yes

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>>52898398

Stuff like this is why I started collecting them, along with loving the general awesome Catholic vibe. I want plastics but it doesn't matter if they never come. GW may neglect them, they may be overlooked and forgotten. But my Sisters will stand on the miniature battlefield resolute until the day the Emperor no longer has use for them. No matter how many of their number are melted, they will endure.

>>52896565
I... Oh... no...

>>52895408
>>52895444
>>52897920
>>52902953
It's not triggering if it's true.

>>52898435
Remember that time when Perty told Dorn that he had dug a moat around his house so deep he wouldn't be able to get across it even on the bodies of all his Legion?

Dorn then tried and sure showed him wrong. It only took most of the corpses of his Legion to get to Perty's house.

Dorn was so going to kick his ass only Perty wasn't home.

And the house was a bomb.

That sure showed Perty who was boss.

>>52895294
>>>/pol/

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>>52897757

>>52898150
Y'know, switch around GK and WS, and SW and IF and this would be accurate.

>>52897757
>Barbarian complexion
>Implying that the Romans didn't often recruit people from across the frontier to join the legions since native Romans were often less excited to join the legion and barbarians were more than happy to take good wages and become Roman

Otherwise agreed, so 2/10

>>52895294

Do I win?

>>52895537
Where the fuck are you getting a pound of strawberries for $1.67?

>>52897533
that game looks baller as fuck

>>52910170
Or 96% lean for $3 a pound. I can't get 80% for that if I buy in bulk.

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Stat dis humie /tg/.

>>52895294
The best thing about d20 games is the hilarity natural 20s and critical failures add to any game.

It makes the game more exciting when there is a chance anything could happen!

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>>52895926
Guys, it's working!

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>>52897964
fun

>>52910231
Not that anon but...
>Vegetable farm next door.
>Slaughterhouse one town over.
"What's that anon? A pound of carrots for a buck? Why sure! And here, take some strawberries. BerryFarmer brought them over, but I've got plenty."

Being friends with farmers is GOOD.

>>52909849
I don't know if you're retarded or a genius.

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>>52897757

>>52897956
I legit want to know, why do people like Imperial Fists? Most of their lore seems to be them and their Primarch being stubbornly retarded and suicidal.

>>52911685
>stubbornly retarded and suicidal
Most people on this board would probably fit at least one of those boxes.

>>52909758
Remember that time Guilliman threw a massive tantrum after being utterly useless during the Siege of Terra, so much so that rather than deal with his stupid book, the Imperial Fists decided to die as a Legion instead of Chapters, and proceeded to march straight into a blatant trap just to give both the Iron Warriors AND Guilliman a giant middle finger.

And then despite having almost every tactical disadvantage of the battle, the Fists still ripped the Warriors a whole new asshole, so badly that the tide of the battle nearly turned to the Fists' favor before the Ultramarines scared them off?

>>52911685
Rogal Dorn was the greatest Primarch out of the twenty, because instead of
>Bitching
>Glory hounding
>Bitching more
>Being overly dramatic

He actually did his job and didn't ask Daddy for crowds of fans.

>>52912270
As someone who's only gained his 40k knowledge from osmosis and memes, how does canon rogal compare to Bruva Alfabusa's Rogal?

Also, I genuinely like Text To Speech, because, while it may be pandering memetic 1d4chan humor... It was made specifically for /tg/ to enjoy, so like it or not, it's really our show, it belongs to us, and we should take pride in its existence.

>>52912419
While my knowledge of the Horus Heresy is fairly limited to the events themselves, with fairly secondary knowledge of the characters, Alfabusa's Rogal is fairly accurate in terms of delivery, though he would likely be even more blunt. He seemed much simpler, mostly as he could not properly voice his emotions (Which led to the rivalry with Perturabo over what Rogal likely considered an off-hand factual statement), and he would typically say the correct thing before his opinion.

Again, I'm probably not the best source, but Rogal was as blunt as a block of steel.

>>52895294

System matters.

>>52906220
>That mini
>Last
Failcast

Also
>>52895294
>Implying they will allow a roided up barely recognizable female miniature
Kek, no
A Space marine female wouldn't look like a woman at all, in fact if you don't mention she's a woman nobody would recognize her with the armor

Elves really are better than you.

It's why the eldar are the strongest race. It's why the Quendi are the fairest and wisest. It's why Drizzt will always be the iconic DnD character.

It's why you make HFY threads and why you "ironically" shitpost in the Elf Slave Wat Do threads.

It's why you see so many rip offs of Legolas and why your waifu has long, pointy ears.

Elves are stronger, faster, fairer looking, longer living, and much much smarter than you.

Elves are just better, and you know it.

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>>52913040
Anon, you're supposed to say things we don't agree with.

>>52913094
Oh sorry. I thought this was the Obvious Truths thread.

>>52913040
Err...thas rite though.
Elves supposed to be Ideal humans, afaik. They are what humans strive for to become irl (Im not talking about treehugging aspect).

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>>52913040
You should post what triggers people, not an actual purpose of an idea, you dumb ork

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>>52913353
Delet this

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How does it feel now that it's happening?

>>52913353
Does anyone have more like this?

>>52913094
>tfw when Taldeer got a new and even hotter body

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>>52913425
>Delet this
no
Eldar Pussy must be deflowered only by holy human form!

>>52913541
heres some more

>>52913614
thanks anon

>>52896575
>men think with their dicks, minus wis
>posts picture of character with wis so low she regularly stumbles into her allies' hunting traps and has to be rescued by her friends

Just because I have never had a chance to type these words:

Dear /tg/,

It's okay that other people like things that you don't.

>>52914070
Even Human-Eldar couples?

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Skub for the Skub god !
Skubs for the Skub throne !

>>52914070
>It's okay for someone to be objectively wrong
It's sjw thinking like this that prevents human intellectualism from advancing. Congratulations on being a literal mental cuck.

>>52914140
Ever heard about "Love can Bloom" ?

>>52914238
>It's okay for someone to be objectively wrong
Objectively here meaning "entirely subjectively except I'll argue about it autistically."

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>>52913353
>>52913614
Well, at least this will warm up relations between two races
but still

>>52913614
Who the one in blue?

>>52914381
supposed to be eldrad...

>>52914300
>I don't have a legitimate arguement so I'm just gonna throw the word autism around.
Try putting a coherent post together, you mouth breathing sperg.

>>52914420
Is this irony?

>>52898313
But that's true.

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>>52913425
Chibby eldar are qt :3

>>52914487
Lore is worse and brets getting squated still hurts but it is a more fun game

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>>52914420
someone got triggered. You lost man, game over..............

>>52896575
>implying women don't think with their vaginas

>>52914450
Irony (N)- The use of words expressing something other than it's literal intention.

Try learning what words mean before you use them, kiddo.

OP. Why?

Why make this?
>Literally Shitpost: The Thread

>>52914554
>>52914420
The literal intention of the greentext was that using autism in an argument is illegitimate but then you call him a sperg so... It is irony then?
Now the only question that remains is was it intentional?

>>52914554
No.

If I maintain an ignorance in my language I can browbeat you with it.

It's my stupidity against your sperging, and I've already admitted I'm the only one who's admitted their problem.

You can't win against me, I'm too stupid to quit, and I'm already getting my kicks from this conversation.

>>52914607
>>52914688
>The name of the game is Trigger anon.

Did I just win?

>>52914540
>falling for counter bait
kek

>>52914749
dont think so count spergula

>>52914779
Oh well, I tried. Ima cash in my (you)s and leave the table. GG anon, been fun.

>>52914810
>>52914779
>>52914749
>>52914688
>>52914554
So much samefagging

>>52915054
It's a Trigger Thread anon, samefagging only adds to the cringe!

Also, it's not samefagging because I'm bipolar, and so am I.

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>>52910170
>>52910231
the strawberries would have to be in season and part of an incredible sale (or of shit quality, as the pic is wally world food), or buy them at a farmer's market/stall.
ground beef is almost always cheap af, unless you HAVE to buy that grass-fed angus beef to mix in with your 99 cent taco seasoning.

once again, this is from wally world. so the food may all be cheaper, but not necessarily of the best quality.

>>52911246
at least you have a decent barrier between yourself and the slaughterhouse. when i was driving through the plains states - iowa, kansas, dakota - every time i'd drive by a slaughterhouse, the overpowering smell would make me gag. i couldn't imagine even living near one, unless i was operating a meth lab.

>>52895294
Hate that hairstyle with passion.

>>52912419
YOU FUCKING IDIOT okay you got me, haha I'm triggered but SERIOUSLY?

Text to Speech was made for a bunch of retarded scandi shits that made their stupid deviant art tier circlejerk Alfa Legion. When the fuck behind TTS got success he dropped Alfa Legion like a hot bag of AIDS riddled sperm (Which it was) and started claiming it's all his own thing. It was retarded, TTS is retarded, and the fact that this stupid fuck is making money off of old shit memes in this lazy way honestly makes me wish I'd had the cynicism to know people are dumb enough to eat reheated garbage in youtube form, because fuck he's making a lot of money.

>>52916335
Doesn't he literally credit everyone he works with in the video descriptions?

>>52916548
And? That doesn't change the fact that his shtick is repackaging 1d4chan humor for normies. And it's not like he's going to change. He racks in $2000 a month from Patreon, not to mention whatever monetization strategy he has with youtube. Being all smiles and cheers about him cucking us because he spares a wink to /tg/ every now and then is the surest sign of a sucker.

>>52916916
If it wasn't him, then it would've been somebody else that did it. /tg/ is still made up of people, and people never fail to outdo themselves in sheer stupidity. Besides, we can't even ignore obvious shitposting and let threads die. I say we deserve it, at the very least.

>>52917030
Fuck that, I'm gonna start my own youtube channel that's going to be the 1d4chan youtube channel. I'll literally just read 1d4chan articles and then make dumb faces at the camera for twelve minutes, then ask for a like, subscribe, and patreon donation.

>>52898150
>space wolfs
>blood ravens not being top tier
Shit taste

>>52917129
Too late, Bruva Alfabusa already did it in a more appealing format. You'd be branded as unoriginal and ignored.

>>52917169
No, we've discussed this. Someone awards the best chapter with the title of "Best Space Marines Chapter, then the Ravens steal it from them.

>>52917176
Ah, but he hasn't mined Harem Knights or Unified Setting or all the other absolutely shitty OC that /tg/ has come up with through the years yet! There's an untapped gold mine of awful shit outside of 40k that /tg/ has vomited over time. "Old people reacting to Thri Kreen Erotica!" will be a hit.

>>52897192
>I entered this thread about posting things that make /tg/ upset and now I am upset, how did this happen

You should probably kill yourself now before you spread the retardation further.

>>52895294
I'm more annoyed about it being a commie space marine

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>>52897956
Ahem

>>52917759
Wake up.

>>52917823
Grababrushandputonalittlemakeup

>>52897757
>barbarian complexion
>roman military historically full of barbarians
shiggy

>>52895385
>>The process makes them virtually identical to Male Space Marines

BUT MUH REPRESENTAHSUN! How is everyone supposed to know I have Smashed The Patriarchy™ if you can't tell that they're Femayl Space Mar-shenes?

I mean, fuck playing the game, it's all about dem Male Tears.

And if they don't let me win I'll cry.

>>52917982
>>52895385
Science has never made sense in 40k anyway so why not make female marines, Just say they are a little smaller and faster so they can fill skirmish type roles, they could even still be called brother since they are part of the space marines are all brainwashed automaton so there's no gendered element.

or just make some new sisters models a little less sexual and call it a day for positive female representation.

>>52916916
Nothing stopped you from doing the same brah.

>>52918178
I agree with new sister models, which if you think the old SoB models were sexual you may have a problem. They were ugly.
As for the SM it just won't be enough, it will never be enough to please these people. Look at how shit marvel has gotten, I don't want that for 40k.

>>52918198
The idea never passed my mind. I'll give him credit for that, being a low enough snake to steal jokes and resell them.

>>52918262
Its animated and voice acted to an "ok" extent, anything that strays from just retelling lore into his own self written plot is really bad and it really shows when he stops stealing ideas and tries to make his own

>>52918229
I don't even mean to please these people last I checked they aren't the audience and last I checked New Gamesworkshop™ was aware of this. I just think it would be neat to have a type of marine that was physically different instead of just having a different gun and armour

>>52912270
>Rogal Dorn was the greatest Primarch out of the twenty
Rogal would be the first to tell you that that title goes to Sanguinius.

>>52918440
Sanguinis is the closest by a matter of centimeters, while the rest are miles behind.

>>52918295
It suffers from Emperoritis. The Emperor is a very fascinating character in 40k, being at once the apex human being of legend and a godlike force for good, and a withered corpse bound into a chair. Too many popular fics home in on the idea of "BUT WHAT IF THE EMPEROR WOKE UP AND FIXED EVERYTHING?"

This fucking eviscerates the setting. Do you know every dopey fucking story where the rough and tumble guardsman and the cute eldar/tau/other xeno waifu are trapped together and fall in love? You know how retarded that is? Well, take that retardation, and put it on a galactic scale, because any time the Emperor wakes up, inevitably it has the Emperor turning the repressive awful catholic space nazi imperium into a place of sunshine and gumdrops because the Emperor is so god damn perfect. It's the old omnipotence paradox, if the Emperor's so great and so good, why's everything so shitty?

So we have dumb shit like the "Man Emperor of Mankind" and Magnus the Red having the Emperor rescue his soul from Tzeentch and an assload of other stupid idealistic garbage that's just as against the spirit of the setting as mon'keigh/eldar fucking, yet is somehow so irresistable because of the HFY potential.

Also they always bring back the primarchs for some reason, which is a further adventure in dumb.

>>52918472
I can respect an anon of taste who knows Rogal is the patrician's Primarch.
Papa Sang gets #1 by default though, ''dying for The Emperor'' alone gives him that.

>>52918440
Sanguinius wins because of how he died. Then again, he also loses at being "the best" because he's no longer alive. Unless 40k does some Perpetual bullshit or some such, which they probably will, then he loses because GW will have fucked up what made him so great.

>>52918524
>Also they always bring back the primarchs for some reason
I like bringing back the primarchs in theory but they come back as the meme versions of themselves

>>52918569
>Unless 40k does some Perpetual bullshit or some such
Sanguinor has been implied to be his soul reborn for a while now. They can always fall back on that.
>Sanguinius wins because of how he died
That seals the deal, yes, but he was the best even in life. Loyal, noble, kind to all his brothers, yet still had his faults and wasn't a gary stu. Also, i believe he was straight-up the strongest Primarch.

>>52913614
Isn't taking on The Emperor's image and profaning it like this the highest possible form of heresy?

>>52918577
Which is weird since most of the reason that people bring the primarchs back is because of the Horus Heresy series where they are depicted as characters that (For 40k) are complex and well rounded.

I'm ranted out anyway. People like TTS. I shouldn't begrudge success, even if it is basically regurgitating 2010 /tg/.

> They should reboot the Emperor of Mankind as a Muslim for the sake of inclusion

>>52918559
I will concede that point to you. While Dorn is the Emperor's greatest (likely) living son, Sanguinis was the greatest in the history of the Imperium.

>>52918788
Agree completely.
>(likely)
DORN
LIVES
please;_;

>>52918835
Vulkan's hinting at his survival is all that is needed for him to return.

>>52918835
>spoiler.
The Beast Arises books implies he is alive and Vulkan knows where he is

>>52895294
>>52895385
That wouldn't be too bad, though. Imagine.

>women can be made into space marines too
>the end result is a gruff, power-armoured supersoldier loyal to the death aka the Space Marines we all know and love
>The only cosmetic difference is a slightly less deep voice and a less defined jawline
>when fully armoured, impossible to tell if it's a woman or not
>doesn't matter anyway

>>52918867
If it doesn't matter, then why do we need them?

>>52895294
>another fucking 40k thread
Already triggered.

>>52918867
Yes... except for the part where we a Writefag comes out of the woodwork to write us a brilliantly crafted Marine on Soritas fanfic with a Yuri plot-twist that becomes our new LCB, except instead of triggering the Xenophobes it triggers the anti-yuri-fags.

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Jewish Angron

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>>52918967
Wait what? I'm not mad, but why?

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>>52897918
YOu mean this one?

>>52919047
Yeah fucking that one. That picture is dumb. There is zero long term tactical advantage to shit like this. If you're gonna make fetish bait crap at least think about it.

>>52918967
Actually that looks kind of cool.

>>52918888
Because I think it's a cool idea

>>52918867
> there's a rule the specifically says that if your Marines are female, they are at -1S

>>52919082
What do you mean tactical advantage?

>>52918178
>so why not
arbitrarily changing shit ultimately makes a setting worse

all the trash BL books can attest to that

>>52919246
>Kill defenseless prisoners in a public manner
>Enemy troops no longer surrender, fight harder knowing you'll just kill them
>No longer able to use prisoner as leverage

0/10, would not follow into battle

>>52918773
would explain why he's against idolatry

>>52898394
This guy wins for me. God I want to see that guy punched in the face.

>>52919135
Why?

>>52897757

No helmet.

>>52918967
>Angron smiling put of combat

You know those candles were made from a species of bee that he made extinct.

Angron is allergic to bees btw

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>>52918229
Absolutely agree. SoB were ugly as fuck. I'd buy the shit out of Sisters that looked like this though (maybe with a bit more influence from old Sisters so people know it's the same and not just person in sci-fi knight armor).

Before anyone gives me shit for this coming from Tumblr or something, I just googled "better sororitas armor". I don't know where it came from.

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Fuck female Space Marines (fuck Space Marines in general), where the fuck are my female Guardsmen (or whatever the fuck they call Guardsmen now)?

GW has no fucking excuses.

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>>52923278

>>52923278
This. I want my female guardsmen, I'm fine if some regiments don't have them (kriege, Steel legion and Vostroyan) but at least give me something GW!!!

(Qt Catachan, Vahallan or Cadian guards women. Hell I'll even take female orgyns at this point)

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>>52923956
>>52923278
Loli ratlings when?

Amirite guys?

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>>52924001
Get out.

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Best god of chaos reporting for duty

>>52924127
(User was blammed for this post)

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>>52895294
even when tg got shit done, it was usually utter shit

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>>52924225
Here you go.

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>>52924241
>>52924225
don't forget the expansion

>>52895707
Go back to 1d4ddit

>>52924269
oh, thanks!

>>52913094
Omg her ears wtf

>>52896897
You know... that's not a bad idea actually.

>>52906375
... when did Squal get that bichin cool hat is the more important question.

>>52896897
>i browse 1d4ddit: the post

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>>52896487
FTFT

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>>52923956
Krieg and Vostroyan I get, but why would the Steel Legion get the shaft? If anything, they're one of the major legions to make use of civilian conscription - everyone they can grab, from hive gangs to factory workers, and I don't see why women would be excluded. They're bodies that can be thrown into the meat grinder, and they don't have the strong reasons that Vostroya or Krieg have to not make use of them.

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It is canon.
Source: revelations

I've found another "Lets trigger /tg/: The thread"
>>52911937

Slaanesh is female

>>52896897
I know this is supposed to be ironic but there are some very good ideas in here.

>>52895294
Warhammer is going to make sense.

>>52895537
Easy choice.

That Canoness will triple in value in 10 years. Not that I'm gonna sell mine.

>>52926959
What am I looking at? How is that possible? Which issue of the comic does it come from?

>>52928822
That's an inquisitor

>>52926959
Like thousands have stated before me, that's Terminator armour.

While Girls und Panzer is an enjoyable enough series, it's single joke gets old fast and the "Oh hai, historical reference!" visual gags it constantly throws cannot save it from this.

>>52926959

Ordo Malleus Inquisitors can take Terminator Armor and have been able to since Codex: Daemonhunters. And, IIRC, the generic (non-ordo) =I= from 2E could too.

You are a strikingly stupid person and I pity you, but more so I pity your parents who must every day live with the knowledge that they created you.

>>52895385
>shitsters of basshole
>cool
lol

>>52926959
I'm more curious to how her arms work like that.

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Doglike, mamallian kobolds > Lizardlike, reptilian kobolds

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>>52923189

There's nothing wrong with current Sisters if the miniatures could actually capture this feel. I actually think the current metals are pretty nice considering how fucking old they are.

>>52929018
maybe hes referencing the fact that her shoulders seem to be positioned about a foot above her head?

>>52930086
I love the idea of SoB, I love their lore, but the fact that they never seem to wear their baddass helmets, and the fact that GW can't find a way to design space nuns without boob plates with nipple detailing turns me off.

My ideal SoB would be frumpy, ugly, scarred repressed space nuns, because if I wanted to be turned on I'd just look at porn.

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>>52930086

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>>52913040
uhuh
thats why they backstabbed imperium that is an only power fending off chaos
Dumb elves

>>52926959
that is possibly the worst anatomy I have ever seen from a professional artist

>>52913564
But thats Macha you reta..!!

Oh wait, I gorgot the thread we are in. Well played.

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Rifts rpg not stupid Savage Rifts is a great game, lots if fun, the rules are truely not that bad .
Its playable with out house rules.

>>52918967
I have absolutely no problem with this.

Skub can trigger people in 4 letter, can it be done with just 3?
NTR

>>52934937
Maybe this will work.
L
C
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>>52897920
Vikings are the worst trope

>>52936298
I genuinely liked LCB.

White Scars are the best chapter

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>>52917759
>>52917759
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>52925019
Yeah OK, I can see that, I just kinda associate massive tank battles with a bunch of old men desu.

>>52926959
Terminator armor is just a fancy space suit for EVA in hazardous environments. It's not magic and the user just curls up in the torso and works little joysticks or something.

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>>52926959
There's another page that helps make it clear that her armor is just more of a fuckhuge exosuit.

>>52936502
fag

>>52898394
I genuinely like his work.

>>52926959
I'm not sure if you're baiting or you just don't know anything.

>>52936953
People are still going to react to it like retards, but thanks for clearing that up.

>>52895950
But anon, as of 8th edition they aren't :^)

>>52936953
wearing fuckhuge exosuits must be comfy as hell. Just imagine, standing completely at ease because your suit does the standing, in perfect climate inside the suit, nothing short of a tank shell (and that only with luck) can kill you

>>52937598
now imagine there's an itch just under your right shoulder blade