>Lawful good cockfight paladin

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>>52894889
Here, have a 5e Chicken Sorcerer Archetype.

>>52895015
Thanks for my next character anon.

>>52895015
I am so happy that someone made this

>>52895015
11/10

>>52894889
Would this be a paladin that trains cockfighting chickens in his spare time, or a paladin that is a chicken?

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>>52894889
>Lawful good cockfight paladin
?

The best part is that with very few changes this could be integrated in a normal d&d campaign with no cock-ups.

>>52901015
That there would be something to crow about.

>>52901101
Truly a campaign above all others in the pecking order.

>>52901156
Yeah, but you know the players will find a way to fowl it up. They make a yolk out of any plans the DM makes, forcing him to wing it instead, even though he thighs his breast.

>>52901234
That one was a bit forced. Lets not act like overexcited hens.

>>52901263
With this crowd, it's more like chickens with their heads cut off.

>>52901304
>>52901156
>>52901015
>>52901263

Alright enough everybody. I'd say this one's flown it's cool

>>52901347
its coop*

>>52901347
You can't keep our terrible puns cooped up.

>>52901371
He wouldn't need to if they weren't a bunch of chickenscratch.

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anyone reminded by that southpark episode with chickens playing magic the gathering?