Why does no one eat the dragon? I'll eat the dragon.

My god is hunger.
If my god were to disappoint me,
I will devour him too.

>>52892409
Because dragon meat is poisonous, I'm not a Dwarf and our party doesn't have a druid or cleric to purify it.

>>52892409
Ill eat the dragon out

>>52892409

Eating a sentient race is ethically identical to cannibalism anon.

>>52892489
>not eating inedible foods
what are you some kind of pansy la-la elf?

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>>52892547

...and?

>>52892547
Waste not.

>>52892557
>>52892592
Prions motherfucker.

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>>52892409
I ain't against it, But how would you cook the big beast? Spit roast it?

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>>52892651
>not just taking it raw

>>52892552
Do you want Dire Tapeworms? Because that's how you get Dire Tapeworms.

>>52892409
I'd rather sell the meat and become rich than to horde it for myself.

Hide and bones are another matter, where I'd take the lion's share to make myself equipment, store an amount for repairs/replacement, then sell the excess if any.

>>52892728
>horde it for myself
hoard

>>52892409
Dragon meat goes straight to your ass

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I'd rather feed the dragon.

>>52892409
Yeah I don't think I'm going to stick the meat of a creature that typically breathes fire in my mouth.

>>52892984
What you don't like a little spice?

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I will eat the dragons.

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>>52893063
Post people who eat the Dragon.

>>52892547
>sentient
You mean sapient. Unless your vegan. Most animal are sentient.

>>52893221
Support natural food-chain,
eat a vegan.

>>52893756
NATURAL SELECTION.

>>52892409
Well because thanks to one very weird player hearing the words eat and dragon in the same sentence are forever tainted to me

>>52893803
RULES OF NATURE

>tfw not sure if this is a regular thread, a shitpost thread, a fatfag thread, or a vorefag thread

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>>52892409
>Now when you said you were going to eat the dragon, I thought you meant literally eat her flesh, not this...

>>52893870
It's a fatvorefag thread. Get out now.

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>>52892409
bruh im pretty sure this dude eats anything.

>>52892409
>I told you numerous times before that dragon blood is corrosive. Take 100d6 damage from getting that shit inside you.

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COOK THE DRAGON!

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>>52893161

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>>52893161
You must wait 3 minutes 26 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.

>>52894413
source?

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>>52894578
Source is Dungeon Meshi "Delicious in Dungeon"
It involves cooking various monsters.

Better to lay the dragon than to slay the dragon. Half Dragon children will be far superior and given the proper training will be the king or queen of the land.

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I'm not eating your tail, Tooru.

>>52894619
I was wondering when Lauis would show up...
Also you don't eat the dragon cause $0me shit head dark elf shows up and steals the cleric/