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Why are blue players always the biggest shit-eaters at Magic?

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Why are blue players always the biggest shit-eaters at Magic?

Also ragequit stories thread, I guess. Doesn't have to be Magic-related
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>Also ragequit stories thread, I guess.

I was like 14. Playing against my younger brother, who was 10 at the time. I thought I had a pretty good red/green beast deck based around a card that bombed my opponent for 1 or 2 damage each turn I put a new beast on the table.

Turns out he was running a mono-red goblin deck around 1st strike. I was out before I even was able to take out some of his hitpoints. Threw his cards all over the room and made him cry. Don't ragequit mate, it hurts people.
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>>52892299
You didn't block out your name from the top left, I think.
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>>52892299
What the fuck is with chess players? Ragequitting is the norm in that game, not a rude behavior that's looked down upon. There is a grand total of ONE world championship game played out to checkmate.
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>>52893550
It's not ragequitting because 1. it (usually) doesn't involve rage and 2. it's considered common courtesy in chess to concede games you can't win.
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>>52894202
>The chess community is so highly toxic that ragequitting is ACTUALLY ENCOURAGED.
FTFY
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>>52893008
akhx3 just means 3 amonkhet booster packs in the draft, it's not a name
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>>52892299
He made a neutral comment about your creature before conceeding, most likely because he had no answer or even a land(mulligan to 6 and put the free scry on bottom).
You litteraly took the time to screenshot, cross out your own name without finishing the job, and delete a thread just to whine about blue players. It's obvious who the shit-eater is here.
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>>52892299
at prerelease I got my opponent to slam his fist on the table when I countered his expensive green fatty, and I was really pleased with myself.
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>>52892299
is that a 4/3 for 2 mana?
why does a 4/3 for 2 mana exist?
thats probably why he quit, because the game is retarded.
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>>52895713
read the fucking card

or maybe another instance of "/tg/ is shit at magic"
I'm not sure which example shithead you are
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>>52895780

Going -1 for that kind of power for a R/aggro/early game tempo swing is well worth it. I don't even keep up with M:tG anymore but I was a competitive Vintage and Extended player and a simple Google search tellls me I'm right. Bloodrage Brawler is one of the most popular R cards at the moment.
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>>52898789
did you not see how much bounce there is in this set?
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