What kind of man plays board games on soft surfaces?

>>52877271
A Slav and recent father, looking at that photo.

I've done it before. Sometimes you don't have a table or a convenient place otherwise. I've played games with students, all clustered around a stripped down bed as it's the closest thing to a large, flat surface we had available that wasn't the floor.

>>52877271
OP, that's a woman.i mean, I know we joke about fa/tg/uys not knowing what a woman looks like but come on

>>52877427
What is this "Woman" that you speak of?

I've heard rumors of such a thing....

>>52877281
Congrats!

>>52877480
>reading comprehension

>>52877467
They live over the mountains friend, I haven't seen one myself though.

>>52877271
The kind of guy who's confident that he's gonna be fuckin' on said surface afterwards, all the pieces strewn carelessly on the floor as they're both overwhelmed by passion.

>>52877271
A fucking lunatic.

Only someone with a momentous aura.

>>52877271
The kind who is skinny or has a flat level surface to play over, like a woman.

Do you Catan?

Some card games can be played without a stable surface. And a few dice games just need a cup. But I think the only reason to play board games on a bed is to seamlessly transition into fucking.

Fuck me sideways, I didn't even see the goddamn baby until now

A man who ISN'T going to clean up the goddamn mess that's gonna happen once the game board inevitably moves and piece go everywhere since it's not on a hard flat surface.

>>52879048
game in pic is Neuroshima 51st state.
Not really a game for soft surfaces.

>>52877271
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>>52879071
I know, sneaky little bastards!

>>52877777
Hahahaha...

Ha.

You're joking right? I mean there's not REALLY these 'woman' things there are there?

>>52877777
Thanks for the chuckle m8, I needed that

>>52877271
>What kind of man plays board games on soft surfaces?
Catan players, mostly.

>>52877271
is that the one girl from the blowjob video

>>52878215
>>52878511
thank you for this

>>52877831
>mistreating your boardgames in such a manner
Instant turn-off, to be honest.

>>52885232
Yes, that's the one girl from the only blowjob video on the internet.

>>52885742
nice time to fap

>>52885232
how'd you see the blowjob video? doesn't your school block it?

>>52885760
>nice time to fap
Isn't that just like saying "time currently exists".

>>52886171
heh, pay me 5 dollars and get me a cookie at lunch and i can tell ya

>>52877271
never did understand how all the greasy boardgamers I knew back at uni bred so much. Each kid is a spotty filthy screaming tantrum throwing lactose intolerant gluten free genetic backstep.

>>52877271
You could just have your girlfriend be the table

>>52877540

Congrats!

>>52877271
>DO YOU CATAN?
Fuck I'm old and alone, as this is post 33 and nobody pointed out.

>>52877312
>I've played games with students, all clustered around a stripped down bed

Did they find out? Were you fired?

>>52877271

What game is that on the bed? It looks vaguely familiar, but I'm way too tired to make any sense of it.

>>52889538
See >>52879578
It's the new edition.

>>52877271
A comfy man.

>>52877271
What's the issue? I always play boardgames on my bed because I don't have a table large enough for most boardgames.

>>52877271
You know what? I REALLY envy this toddler. My granny thought I was mentally retarded for not playing with cars like a "normal" boy, my dad thought boardgames make children dumber and my mum routinely threw the missing pieces she found into the trash.

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>>52890389

> Playing boardgames makes you dumber
> Oh no but playing with cars is fine

What sort of headcases did you have for parents/family?

>>52891152
These are not headcases, these are traditionalist parents who believe that men should be manly.