Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

First for the dark gods.

Nth for why is the weather too shit to prime my models.

CHOOSE YOUR ALLIANCE

IMPERIUM
CHAOS
XENOS

AGE OF EMPRAH IS UPON US

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For never losing hope, even in the face of oblivion.

>>52870585
Jesus can you guys stop talking about this non-issue

>>52870603
>wearing your panties over your helmet

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>>52870620
grow up

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>>52870624
Like every single pantyhelmet I got has a molding fault where there's a huge step in the middle of it. I tried to disguise it as battle damage.

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>>52861416
All BTFO eternally by pic related

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>>52870679
wow
amaze
much edge
so hip
kek memes

Quick fluff question, but is it possible for Thousand Sons or other Sorcerous Warbands to repeat the ritual that made the Rubrics in order to replenish or add to their supply of them?

>>52870679
Black women playing 40k are rarer than exoplanets

>>52870725
>everyone i don't like is a nazi
>making jokes is nazism
>also all nazis are furries because one photo says so

>>52870729
>women playing 40k are rarer than expolanets
>black men playing 40k are rarer than exoplanets
Fixed

>>52870733
It's actually the Ultramarines from the Battle for Maccrage boxset, painted up as Dark Angels.

wtf where they thinking lmao

>>52870733
He is playing Dark Angels

>>52870733
To be fair, the guy who got me into 40k was Latino and played Crimson Fists.

>>52870729
So varified ones are constantly popping up?

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>>52870585
Wait, did Jamal just base coat that mini black so he paint it white?

>>52870751
My boy pedro!

>Xenos

ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL

>>52870745
Rarer than exoplanets?

Just because they're e difficult to detect, Anon, does not mean they're rare. You may as well be saying "Rarer than Bacteria"

>>52870749
You sure...that looks more like a Salamander dragon head chapter bade than a winged sword Dark Angel badge.

>>52870733
>Girl is playing 'nids

>>52870745
>uses goyim unironically
>complains about being called a nazi

is diddums feeling fursecuted?

>>52870765
You don't fucking paint white figures with white basecoat you retarded nopaints

>>52870786
The shade of green is too dark to be Salamanders

also look at their chest armor.

>>52870800
Stop projecting, thanks

>>52870800
not him but
remember when you shit yourself because space marine christ chan triggered you

>>52870814
I'm not the one ranting about blacks and jews, nigger steal your grilfriend?
that you you're so butthurt faggot?

>>52870814
No matter how much I squint at their chest armor they still look like starter box Marines, painted dark green with Salamander chapter badges on their shoulders. I think he was using a starting pet set not a chapter specific one so he lacked the "correct" shade of medium green and just went with the dark green.

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>missing every fire spirit

>>52870679
Yes marketing is fucked up and someone involved is probably pushing that angle but most people at GW are probably pretty normal and have been raised their whole lives to not think about racial issues. It's still unrealistic to expect regular folks to care and you aren't going to change things by yelling BLACKEDhammer on /tg/ where a lot of people are probably at least somewhat sympathetic to your views without the autistic shitposting.

>>52870797
Well, girls play nids. I can sure you.

>>52870603
>implying women aren't always the first to panic

>>52870624
>Implying you wouldn't love to have sweaty and dirty SoB undies on your head

>>52870846
>that you you're so butthurt faggot
This sentence doesn't make any sense. Please calm down before responding to me again.

>>52870853
They are starter box marines, look up the Battle for Maccrage set and compare the sergeant there from the sergeant in the pic.

Also I've never ever seen GW use Salamanders as stock photo marines, whereas since 6th ed DA have replaced wardtramarines as the spess muhrines stock photo chapter.

>>52870865
Doesn't mean I can't laugh at it tho

>>52870846
Hrs probably that guy from that one Lonely Island song.

>I'm an aduuuuuuult!

>>52870686
>he actually thinks walkers aren't non-vehicle units
Stay eternally rekt as my laughter echoes across the immaterium.

>>52870620
>The BLACK LEGION are what became of the Sons of Horus post heresy

like pottery

>>52870885
That might be true but no matter how I look at that chapter badge that is still a Salamander mark not a Dark Angel. So I think they are Salamanders

>>52870679
You talk about the nigger.

When the main issue is the girl playing Nids. Stop stereotyping women in the hobby!

>>52870833
I actually quite like christ-chan ones they're petty appropriate for the empire in general and BTs in particular

>>52870892
>calling the guy who just made antisemitic comments a jew
???
First I'm a nazi furry now I'm a jew married to an indie bitch with a fat ass?

Could you choose one?

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>>52862667

cheetahfag gets btfo because he thought walkers had wounds.

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Going thru new 40k site.
Here are all the confirmed Imperial factions.
I'm glad they combined all AdMech.
Notice they have some nonfactions as full factions.

>>52870903
Salamanders are not that shade of green.
They also usually have black pauldrons and backpacks..

>>52870903
Could be Raptors

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>>52870895
>he thinks walkers have wounds and a Toughness score
>he enclosed the following yearbook photo

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>>52870930
>runs away crying like everyone else in that thread
>proceeds to quote me a day after in ANOTHER thread just to make sure he doesn't get raped again
>b-btfo!!!
Top fucking kek cunt, Walkers aren't Vehicles.

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>>52870944
Here's the full list of Xenos factions.
Space elves sure got hooked up. How are Yeldar a faction on their own?

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>>52870960
>Raptor-anon is actually someone at GW

>>52870951
I didn't say they were painted correct. I think the studio painted them to look like armies first time players would play and asked the kid to pick which of the decal badges he wanted.

>>52870961
>he thinks walkers have wounds and a Toughness score
Nice strawman anon! After you finish totally btfo of that imaginary argument, be sure to get back to sucking my dick!

End yourself.

>>52870986
>he thinks it's the same anon
medium lel, walkers are vehicles

>>52870986
Okay response >>52864611
You have only 3 family choices. So if walkers aren't Vehicles are they Monsterous Creatures and located in that section of the rulebook, or infantry and located in with the other infantry?

>>52870986
Wut. 8th is coming and people still can't read the rules for 7th.

What units are you going to use before 8th drops? I never used Ogryn or Bullgryn and Rough Riders, so I want to run a few close combat lists with those units.

>>52870986
Why do you even care? seriously, everything is going to change in a like 8 weeks. stop being a little bitch

>>52870885
Yeah I think it's funny too, I liked the photoshops, I guess everything is going to come off more standoffish and douchy online than intended. I dunno man, maybe try to sound less like you want to start a big fight at least for the sake of making the 40k thread a bit more about 40k.

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>>52870986
>being this upset from my expert abuse
>he assumes I wasted my life in the last thread but doesnt realize only he is this pathetic
>not realizing walkers have AV
>not realizing you will never get that extra 2d6'' extra movement
The only way it could be sweeter is if I caught a whiff of your wristed diabetic blood from across the FLGS

>>52871000
It's a photo shoot, the kids didn't get to do shit.
Also the chapter badges are pretty indistinct, but obviously closer to Dark Angel than Salamander.

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>>52870944
Dubs twice, here's hoping for something special this time.

Here's the confirmed Chaos factions. Chaos is screwed, can't even have all their Gods and factions. Yeldar get represented, same with sisters of silence and agents.
Chaos bros confirmed screwed in 8th as a side group.
It's an Imperial and Xenos galaxy, shoo shoo chaos scum. You can't even have a black legion.

>>52871050
What are you going to use before 8th drops?
Cyanide

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>>52870915
emperor trump was a mistake
not for that unfunny meme itself but for all the /pol/ crossboarding it invited

it's still more refreshing to see than yet another walkers aren't vehicles bitchfest like fucking christ /tg/ stop taking the bait that guy has been btfo more times than I can remember already

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>>52871054
I want to laugh at the ridiculous stock photos and create material to send to Nick during the live Q&A later.

>>52871024
>walkers are vehicles
>when the rules directly imply the opossite
I wish I could be this delusional.

>>52871029
Walkers are simply walkers. They share some traits with Vehicles such as Av and Hull Points, so they are located in that section. Since they are not Vehicles, they get their own mechanics as well.

>>52871069
>Chaos bros confirmed screwed in 8th as a side group.

Good riddance. Chaos is by far the most boring, overdone faction in the setting.

>>52871071
I've been playing 40k since late 4th ed, nice try tho

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>>52871052
You underestimate the need to correct some anon on the internet because he is WRONG.

Also, walkers are vehicles, as the Rulebook and their profiles state

>>52871083
>imply the opposite
no, the rules explicitly state, not imply, that walkers are vehicles.

>>52870654
Shouldn't have bought from China.

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UHHHH IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF

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>>52871020
>the things that make vehicles vehicles are not a basis for classification
>emotions govern me like a hormonal teen getting blood on her mother's dressing gown

Wew.

>>52871096
He is wrong, but as i said, its a fucking moot point anyway.

>>52871083
Walkers are a Genus of the Family Vehicle Dumbass that is why it says Vehicle (Walker) because walker is subclass to Vehicle.

Just like you are a Mammal (homo Sapiens) though I'm questioning the Sapiens subclass.

>>52871069
>Chaos is screwed, can't even have all their Gods and factions.

Except the website is obviously only displaying current factions.
Death Guard wouldn't be up there if they weren't already shown off.
The fact that we have the Thousand Sons and Death Guard implies more, especially since Chaos is now shown to be much more widespread.

>>52871129
more like he is a mammal (homo gaymo) amirite?

>>52871134
And Slaanesh is mentioned on the Chaos Demons section.

>>52870986
Cheetahfag is the groggiest of the grognards

Hence he is always triggered and getting BTFO

>>52871160
I was thinking Mammal (Homo Imbeciles)

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>>52870679
Is this why being a 40k player gets you accused of being a fascist loving nazi?
Hid your power level you sperg.

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>>52871129
Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

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>>52870944

>Adepta Sororitas as their own faction.

I want to believe this means something.

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This is a warscroll of a vehicle in AoS.

Vehicles will be the same in 8th. Guess you're screwed if you have an armor guard army. I'll just face my vehicle rear toward the enemy at all times for the lulz.

I saw some pics of new tactical marines floating around? Is there anything to that?

>>52871191
>everyone who jokes about obvious stock photo racial bias is a nazi!
Antifag detected lmao

>>52871207
Can't wait for the 1,000 wound titan profiles.

>>52871201
This post is bannerworthy.

>>52871206
Did you started playing recently?
2004 was the last SoB model.

Remember "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"

>>52871206
Deathwatch are also their own faction though, they're just a Marine supplement.

>>52871212
>I was only pretending to be retarded hurrr

>>52871052
>gets absolutely destroyed after sperging out in the previous thread
>w-why d-do you even care p-pls make it stop!!!
Should've thought twice before you fuck with me. Now I'm taking all of you on a wild ride.

>>52871067
>u mad xdddd
Not an argument faggot.

>you are pathetic!!!
>even though i was the one who ran away crying while screaming troll after getting destroyed!!!
I still have the taste of your tears in my mouth. And they are delicious. Also not an argument.

>not realizing walkers have AV
>hurr hurr monstrous creatures are infantry because they have wounds
This is the retardation of the actually iliterate. Holy shit.

>not realizing you will never get that extra 2d6'' extra movement
Nice wishful thinking, but you have yet to refute a single one of my points. So after you eat a bag of dicks, make sure the rope is tight enough before you hang yourself.

Eat fucking shit cunt.

>>52871091
As a chaos player I just want them to cut back on the mustache twirling and get back to the eldritch corruption force that wishpers and naws at all mankind slowly sapping away the weaks ability to deny it, and preying on the betrayed and forsaken.

>>52871212
>everyone who is sick of stormniggers posting their DINDUDINDUDINDUGOYIM shit is a communist
Nice try stormfaggot

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>>52871212
>unironic use of goyim
>not a nazi
GTFO

>>52871269
Making racist jokes does not make you a Nazi.

Specially in 4chan a place where being a dick is encourage

Go to your safe space now.

>>52871207
Are you sure? It's not like vehicles in Fantasy resembled vehicles in 2nd though 6th edition 40k>M

>>52871134
I posted all three groups of factions, anon.
Xenos have more than I expected, so do the Imperials.
Chaos is screwed AND they'll probably take away slaanesh just like Fantasy. I'm guessing that's the point of the new Yeldar faction death god bullshit.

Sad, chaos going down to 3 gods, and losing to CSM factions. Sorry bro.

>>52871265
>Not counting the Cannoness that sold out 5 times
Celestine doesn't really count as she doesn't have acts of faith or anything.

>>52871265

Veridyan and Celestine are both brand new, which is more than we got in the previous decade combined. I still think most SoB minis look great anyway but I'd at least like one plastic kit for pose diversity and numbers.

>>52871267

True, I just expected them to get merged into a general Imperial Agents codex permanently. But I guess the idea is still lots of smaller codexes.

>>52871323
To be fair Vyridian was going to be a limited run as GW didn't think it would sell that well.

I really hate how half ass new Celestines rules are

>>52871275
>Should've thought twice before you fuck with me. Now I'm taking all of you on a wild ride.

>thinks i am the same person
>dosent realise i am just some guy wanting his 40k theads back from the autists
>"MULTIPLE PEOPLE DISGREEING WITH ME ,INCONCEIVABLE!!!
hurf derf you are a retard,AND a cancer. Also apprently an internet tuff guy, whichis pretty funny

>>52870592
I don't understand this meme. What does the weather have to do with priming models? Just go underneath the balcony or somethng???

>>52871099
Nope, they list them in the same category for reference only.

>>52871117
>the things that make vehicles vehicles are not a basis for classification
Vehicle definition:
vehicle
[vee-i-kuhl or, sometimes, vee-hi-]
noun
any means in or by which someone travels or something is carried or conveyed; a means of conveyance or transport:
a motor vehicle; space vehicles.

So either walkers aren't vehicles or everything is a vehicle. Either way you've been btfo on blackbox tv.

>greentext projection + anime reaction pic combo
Like pottery.

>>52871129
They are in the vehicle category because due to their large size and mechanical nature they share a lot of traits. However they are not vehicles the same way large robots aren't vehicles. How someone could be retarded enough not to understand this is beyond me.

>>52871363
Humidity usually

>>52871363
They're sprayfags and humidity fucks with the finish of the spray.

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>>52871315
Apparently GW think Slaanesh is no good for business since they aiming for children as well.

>>52871363
Too hot and your spray particles will dry in midair and create a grainy layer of primer that wipes off too easily to paint but too hard to not ruin your model.

Too humid and good luck painting that shit, hope you didn't want any details left after you're done.

>>52871201
>Implying Owls are Birds

>>52871363
Humidity and temperature can ruin spray primer and make your model look like it's sporting weird pus-sacks.

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>>52871376
Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

>>52871384
The new children? The ones that are not as degenerate as the current generation? Nor as retarded prude as the older one?

Slaanesh would sell well with new children. Because tits are fun and there is nothing wrong with them

>>52871315
Slaanesh and Ynnead seem like two halves.

>>52871315
>>52871384
If they were going to remove Slaanesh why would they still have him with the other Chaos Gods?

>>52871275
>Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

>>52871410
>Because tits are fun and there is nothing wrong with them

You can't just have a #FreeTheNipple ideology and just expect that every single person will agree with it and accept it. Even if GW did think that, they have to be careful to cater to their customers. Business 101 here.

>>52871410
Their parents aren't seem to think so.

>>52871384
Most kids are just going to obsesse over Khorne anyways, this is if they don't make their own super sue space marine. They already took the majority of the slaneesh daemons sexuality away, but i suppose slaneesh is just a final remanent of the 80s slowly fading out of warhammer.

>>52871410
They don't need slaaneshi sluts anymore, in the 90s and early 00's they did but now everyone has titties at a buttons press away.

https://youtu.be/ZXnaKqHKKuA

This song reminds me of the Dark Angels for some reason.

>>52871384
>in the grim darkness of the far future there are cults dedicated to mindless bloodshed and skull collecting, cults that plot the end of the world and create body horror mutations for the keks and cults that cause horrific disease that often leave the subjects' guts in full view
>but no cults that enjoy sex oh god no someone think of the children

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>this fucking general

you ignore trolls. you ignore shitpostes. you ignore derailers.
It's that simple.

We have a live in an hour, talk about the fucking game already.

>>52871444
We are talking of new children not the "baby boomers" or "millennials"

>>52871468
We're generating bait content to flood the livestream in an hour with anon

>>52871468
Whats the point? everything we say here is moot and pointless: its all going to hell in 2 months

>>52871439
I'm talking about 8th edition.
Literally the same elf story in both editions. Transition to 8th changes both forever. Both following the same trajectory.

Again, I posted all three. Chaos is severely missing out and missing gods.

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>>52871474
Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

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>>52871494
Really gets that old noggin going

>>52871401
>>52871442
Nice try, but humans fit the basic definition of mammal. Walkers do not fit the basic definition of vehicle any more than infantry does, as proven in my previous post. Bazinga, you iliterate faggot.

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>>52871069
Did they just squat my fucking Khorne Daemonkin? Guess i'll just play World Eaters and Daemons.

>>52871510
Is that really the fucking definition of vehicle? That's so shitty.

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>tfw still can't choose a color pattern for my SM
>been struggling for 2 months

Taskete

>>52871474
>gets rekt by everyone in the thread
>"nu-nuh it w-was you guy that got rekt"
oh lawd

>>52871494
Next month your army won't exist and all your codices will be worthless. Including Forgeworld.

>>52871527
Then what are Dreadnoughts? They carry a person and are Walkers.

>>52871536
just play ultramarines already you're cringey enough and pathetic enough for the stereotypes

>>52871506
>I'm talking about 8th edition.

So am I. In the brand new website they created for the launch of 8e they still have Slaanesh there.

>Again, I posted all three. Chaos is severely missing out and missing gods.

It's not. They just don't have their own armies yet. Unless you think they'll just stop after Death Guard.

We are still falling for the vehicle meme?

What next people responding to the "why people like the AdMech?" Too?

>>52871527
>Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

>>52871510
>literally what I posted
Your point?

>>52871511
>destroyed so hard he gets an emotional breakdown and start spamming like bot
You could just admit you're wrong, you know. I'm just looking for the truth here, not to offend anyone.

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>>52871536
You know you want to

>>52871494
I dunno my group'll probably stay on 7th until we've all got our 8th ed codices

>>52871468
Questions I want to see:
>will the new BRB (not the free rules, the GHB equivalent) be available at launch?
>will every army/codex have their rules available at launch or will we see a staggered release?
>on the same note, are individual codex updates going to remain a part of the business model or are we going to see updates come in a more centralized manner (eg. updating every codex and/or the BRB at once)?
>likewise, will Forge World models' rules be available at launch, and will Imperial Armour continue to release as it has been?
>how are vehicles going to be handled? AoS-like, where AV is gone and they have a Wounds score, etc.?
>are walkers classed as a vehicle, or are they their own unit type?

Post yours, anons. Let's do something useful for once.

>>52871544
> i play chaos and ork
It would be a mercy i suppose
>>52871582
You are a lucky man, i play at a GW who will enforce 8th

>>52871582
Apparently 8th ed codices are all coming out at once along with the rulebook, or so I heard

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>>52871567
Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

>>52871528
>Did they just squat my fucking Khorne Daemonkin?

I imagine they're going to be replaced by a Codex: World Eaters instead.

>>52871567
>>Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

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>>52871536
Salamanders

>>52871582
8th is actually coming out simultaneously.

>>52871536

I went orange because I like orange and none of the most popular chapters wear it.

>>52871587
>is slannesh getting squated
>are squats comeing back to replace slanesh

>>52871401
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>>52871608
Is this the birth of an epic new meme? I'm sorry /tg/

>>52871587
>who is this nick faggot and why is he an ultrasmurf playing beta cuck

>>52871645
>Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

yes

>>52871587
What Classification are humans?

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>>52871538
>more and more people cry and scream troll like monkey instead of offering counter-arguments
>y-you t-totally got btfo!!!
Holy shit I am laughing.

>>52871547
They are Walkers. A mechanical body for the human whose body no longer functions. Same applies to Daemon Engines, sort of like 'possessed armors' in fantasy settings but mechanical.

>>52871556
>>52871565
>he is this fucking mad
Top kek!

>>52871657
>What Classification are humans?
Walkers.

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>>52871596
>>52871608

>>52871587
>Will you ever stop sucking ultramarine dick? Lion for fucking Life

>>52871671
So not vehcles then?
cant argue with that

>>52871581
Nah I don't dig main yellow.
>>52871610
I like flamethrowers and stuff, lore is nice too. Maybe I will.
>>52871612
I like brown but I don't think it will suit them.

>>52871657
vehicle(human)

>>52871645
New as in 4 month ago?

Then yes

>>52871671
>humans are walkers
>whales are vehicles
What does that make the girl in the community portrait?

>>52871675
if a new, shit pasta is what it takes to finally shut up cheetahfag then i'm all for it.

>>52871691
Human (Walker)

>>52871675
>facepalm
get back to 1D4ddit

>>52871710
A vehcle for the NWO racemixing agenda

>>52871593
>>52871611
ohhhh that'll be interesting if it is, we were expecting a sort of 3rd ed style quasi codex for all armies and then to have to wait on scheduled releases, basically screwing anyone at the end of the schedule

>>52871587
>oy vey goys, when will we, the chosen people, get proper representation in the warhammer of 40 gorillion?

>no the dark angels don't count, us jews aren't that secretive, r-right?

>>52871550
In a couple years there could be a Khorne army, maybe.
Slaanesh is fluff for the new official "Battletome" releasein 8th which will have an entire half a page dedicated to Yeldar wiping out slaanesh and the entire Emperor's Children in the warp, but no artwork sorry (tm).

>>52871103
These are GW products you faget

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>>52871688
Go Dank Angels. Their terminators are ridiculously customizable, they have robed Chaplains with Captain statlines, and their other terminator unit is T5 and rapes 3+, and RAPES CSM.

>>52871687
>Humans aren't vehicles you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as vehiclalia (Homo Walkers) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not vehicles, they get their own mechanics as well.

>>52871605
Honestly, Probably for the best, summoning 500 points in bloodthirsters during a good game is bullshit. Also they lack alot of wargear and vehicles, although I love to play them and they feel really fluffy. It feels like they tried to make a streamlined army, but ended up just cutting out our options. Hopefully with Codex: World Eaters we'll maintain the options regular CSM have while still being competitive and fun to play as, and against.

>>52871718
Didn't that guy get killed in a car accident?

What's /40kg/'s opinion on Empyric Storm?

>>52871744
> and RAPES CSM.
can confirm, played a game the other day agianst 5 DS of these guy, and i just ran my chos termintors away

>>52871790
Go back to 1d4ddit

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>>52871790
Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

>>52871324
>Egyptians were nazis for being antisemitic too

Or would Nazis be Egyptians because the Egyptians did it first?

>>52871726
all abrahamic religions are squatted in 40k, ethnic Jewish people are equally represented in the canon artwork and model range (obviously without the religious accoutrements)

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>>52871790
People should learn not to give retards any attention at school.

Well this thread is an almost total write off.

>>52871723
From what they're saying, the changes are big enough that none of the current codexes will work right.

>>52871828
Considering units will get a Movement value, and weapons Armour Modifier instead of AP, it is 100% certain current rules will be incompatible with the new edition.

When is 8th releasing?

>>52871852
I dont get this meme. Who is a jew in wh?

>>52871828
well that's what we're expecting, the 8th ed FAQ says that current codices will be obsolete

>>52871852
oh noes 3edgy5me
fuck off back to /pol/

>>52871876
No news yet. Livestream in a few minutes.

>>52871884
The nobility and the High Lords of Terra. The Imperium is literally ZOG.

>>52871876
Juni or July. In one of those months GW employees aren't allowed to request/have days off, but I forgot which one exactly.

>>52871828
>From what they're saying, the changes are big enough that none of the current codexes will work right.

That said, the FAQ also promised that the game is still recognisably Warhammer 40,000. I'm taking that to mean that the biggest AoS changes aren't being ported over - we'll still hit and wound as we do now, turn orders won't be randomised, etc etc. Theoretically, they could change nothing in the codexes bar adding Movement stats and swapping AP values for modifiers.

>>52871744
and die by a single blast of Plasma

Why do people like AdMech? They're the lamest faction in the game, every single model looks exactly the same.

>>52871821
If he wants (You)'s, he can have them, as many as he wants. But they'll all say the same thing

>>52871909
Well i cant even paint them so i dont see how is it any jew.

>>52871909
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY JEW MOUTH!

Everyone knows the Eldar are jews.

>>52871928
T 5 2+/3++

>>52871931
They need a good ravamp on details and looks, but I wouldn't say they are the lamest one.

>>52871931
Like in LSM?

>>52871884
The joke is that Dark Angels are obviously a reference to judaism but the jewish stereotype finds them too secretive and too uncannily similar to a certain worldwide conspiracy.

>>52871899
>stop making antisemitic jokes goy
Literally fulfilling the stereotype lmao

>>52871911
It was June afaik.
Makes sense, they probably want to minimize the time between announcement and launch because it will likely hurt 7th edition sales in the interim

>>52871935
They're 40ks equivalent of the bolsheviks. The Imperium is more communistic than the Tau will ever be.

>>52871936
No, Eldar are cultural marxists.

>>52871928
Well if we get AoS style rend rather than AP Terminators might be worthwhile again.

>>52871949
I can play that game too.

Nice try, but humans fit the basic definition of mammal. Walkers do not fit the basic definition of vehicle any more than infantry does, as proven in my previous post. Bazinga, you iliterate faggot

Walkers aren't Vehicles.

>>52872017
Depends on how large the modifiers are. If bolters already have a -2 modifier space marines are gonna be trash again.

>>52872043
To be fair Marines are already trash with the amount of AP2 and 3 in today's metagame.

Here's hoping for 2nd edition style Terminators at least.

>>52871960
>literally everything is either a bunch of amophic cogs with a red robe on it or a fish tank
>not the lamest one

>>52871962
SM have a lot more variety. Dreads, Storm Eagles, Bikes, Predators, Storm Ravens, Centurios... They have a lot more going on and the models look nothing like each other. In comparison, AdMech are either cogs or fish-tanks.

>>52872038
Nice try, but humans fit the basic definition of mammal. Walkers do not fit the basic definition of vehicle any more than infantry does, as proven in my previous post. Bazinga, you iliterate faggot

Walkers aren't Vehicles.

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>>52872023
Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

>>52872075
>literally everything is a dude in big round armor
>literally everything is a thin dude with a spiky head
>literally everything is a dog with knives as hands

I can play that game too.

>>52872075
>Dreads
Box
>Storm Eagles
Long box with wings
>Bikes
Box with wheels
>Predators
Box with guns
>Storm Ravens
Box with wings
>Centurios
Box

So are you the same faggot that kept asking this question or some imitator who stalked the archive to emulate his posting style? You're doing pretty well.

>>52872097
Nice try, but humans fit the basic definition of mammal. Walkers do not fit the basic definition of vehicle any more than infantry does, as proven in my previous post. Bazinga, you iliterate faggot.

Walkers aren't Vehicles.

>>52872107
Literally every walker is a vehicle and so doesn't get the 2d6" movement

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>>52872120
Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

>>52871811
I really really really really like that image

>>52872128
Don't get me into your shitposting, how dare you quote me you scum.

when is the FAQ???????

So where's this stream gonna be?

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>New edition coming
>Live QA in a few minutes
>/40kg/ feeding a trolly shitposter

You guys are something special. Never change /tg/, never change.

>>52872154
How is life with that -3 in modifier?

>>52872167
30 minutes
>>52872168
Warhammer TV on normiebook

>>52872107
>literally everything is a dude in big round armor
>literally everything is a thin dude with a spiky head
>literally everything is a dog with knives as hands
Dreads, Centurions and SM fliers look nothing like that. You have yet to tell me why people like AdMech.

>>52872119
Might as well call every model in 40k a box then. If you think bikes and centurions look like boxes you need to check your eyes.

And those 'boxes' still have more color variety than a bunch of cogs without shape and a red robe on them.

>>52872167
Also, LINK! ? ! ?

ALSO
Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

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>>52872176
>Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

>>52872128
No, read my posts. Walkers share some traits with vehicles, but are a separate category. This applies both to rules and definition.

>>52872154
Nice try, but humans fit the basic definition of mammal. Walkers do not fit the basic definition of vehicle any more than infantry does, as proven in my previous post. Bazinga, you iliterate faggot.

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>>52872186
Lore. Gieger. Old school mechanical aesthetics. Shock weapons. Who knows, Ask them, I don't play AdMech nor Skitarii.

>>52872163
Literally every post in this thread is a shitpost

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Are imperial knight still good ?

>>52872226
What happened to your post? It looks like a nuclear disaster zone.

Walkers would not fit vehicles because if so, then tau crisis battlesuits would also have to be vehicles

>>52872043
>>52872061
I suspect we'll end up with something like
S<4 No rend
S 4/5 Rend -1
S 6/7 Rend -2
S 8+ Rend -3
and then specific weapons will have irregular rend values, like multilasers will be no rend or -1 rather than -2
That's my guess anyway, maybe the Q&A will answer the question

>>52872242
>implying they were ever good

Why are CSM such cunts?

>>52871811
>biovore.jpg

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>>52871536

coincidentally, Ultramarines also have the best color scheme

>>52872284
They all have daddy issues that's why

>>52872272
This. Finally someone who isn't retarded.

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>>52872242
They won't be in 8th edition.
Here's a similar warscroll from AoS, expect them to be similar.

Yes, the common guardsman will be able to destroy your Knight in 8th.

>>52872284
I dunno. Why can't shitposters read full posts and think about every word said in it, also taking into account reply chains and possibly images being used?

>>52872272
>>52872309
Tau battlesuits not being vehicles is literally the reason they're so broken though.

>>52872272
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Tau_Walkers

>>52872061
>Here's hoping for 2nd edition style Terminators at least.

>So my Guardsmen Platoon FRFSRF'd and did 12 Wounds to your Deathwing.

>No worries brah, let me roll two dice twelve times. Won't slow us down in the least.

holy fuck this is a bad thread

shame on all of you

>>52872327
They are Walkers.

>>52872318
>the common guardsman will be able to destroy your Knight in 8th.
That is complete bullshit

Just got email from GW that said it was the last chance to buy Warhammer 40K codexes. Is this proof we going AoS and getting free rules instead?

>>52872366
He's baiting, there's no confirmation AOS vehicle rules will be transferred to 8th ed

>>52872339
Eh, 12 pairs shodnt take long, its far from 3 wavyns

>>52872350
Nice try, but humans fit the basic definition of mammal. Walkers do not fit the basic definition of vehicle any more than infantry does, as proven in my previous post. Bazinga, you iliterate faggot.

>>52872342
>Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

>>52872366
Do you even Sigmar, brah?
Any model can kill any other. No strength or toughness values, no armor. Just dice and rerolling on top of rerolling on top of rerolling on top of rerolling on top of rending.

>>52872395
>>52872395
Nice try, but humans fit the basic definition of mammal. Walkers do not fit the basic definition of vehicle any more than infantry does, as proven in my previous post. Bazinga, you iliterate faggot

>>52872296
UM look boss af with the checkers, red and green accents by squadron, all the company markers, red gun casing, and green bases.

I hate the UM but at the same time have seriously considered this collection.

>>52872407
You have no evidence that ,8th will be like this

Facebook live stated that the left half of the new edition picture is BLUEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nCScpgDhA

>start with models primed black
>doesn't start with a model painted as another chapter

New edition Q&A starting on Facebook stream

>>52872534
Link?

>>52872534
Damn, I'm in class so I can't watch. Hopefully they upload it later.

>>52872339
A much better solution is rerollable 2+, its faster, its identical against small arms fire (wounds 1/36 to 1/36 for 3+ on 2d6) and degrades more fairly once you start reducing the save (1/9 compared to 1/12 at -1 save)

>>52872539
the link is spam but go to warhammer tv on facebook

>>52872439
I've posted everything from GW's warhammer site and read thru it all. This is happening and there will be three ways to play the game. It's all good, it will get Jamal and Stacy into the game.

You see, white people aren't replicating so we need to dumb down the game and start importing street shitters and niggers to begin buying GW products. Eventually all the characters will be We Wuz Muhreens and when the white people die these darky types will pay that social security and but GW plastic in the future.

Fuck the Emperor and fuck White People.

Anyone got a link to the stream?

>>52872387
11 times longer than current.
Sure you could batch roll failed.

3+ on 2d6 equals
>-0 AP, roll once, reroll 1s
>-1 AP, roll once, reroll all 1s for 3+, reroll all 2s for 2+
>-2 AP, roll once, reroll all 1s for 4+, reroll all 2s for 3+, reroll all 3s for 2+

Etc. So the number of rolls you need is 2+[Abs (AP)]

Still slower than existing. Plus the invulnerable save won't come into play until -6 AP.

I agree current Terminator Armour blows, but 3+ on 2d6 is a cumbersome system when entire ARMIES exist as Terminator only

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>>52872562

>>52872567
/WarhammerTVteam/ on facebook

>Vehicles don't get armour values
>Vehicles get stat reductions from damage
FUCK THESE BASTARDS

Vehicles have wounds and damage tables as AoS monsters confirmed

BASED GW

START BURNING

>Will we get mandatory interracial breeding sessions at our FLGS now?

>>52872407
Sounds better than whfb lmao

God Dammit why can't vehicles be immune to small arms fire?

>everyone can hurt everyone else
Lasgunning Warlord Titans to death confirmed?

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>>52872524
>Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

I'm spreading your stupidity like a virus.

>>52870562
>ARMOUR VALUES GONE
FUCK YES, I've straight had this argument before in /40kg/ about vehicles having toughness values being a necessary simplification.

1,500 point game = 90 minutes

90 minutes for 1500 point games.

>any weapon can hurt any unit in the game, including vehicles
oh fuck you guys

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>>52872621
>makes a personal crusade against a stranger on the internet out of sheer butthurt
>not infinitely more stupid
Lmao son

Nice try, but humans fit the basic definition of mammal. Walkers do not fit the basic definition of vehicle any more than infantry does, as proven in my previous post. Bazinga, you iliterate faggot.

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Formations weren't a mistake.

Everything getting rules.

>>52872617
if it does go AoS I can imagine a rule where vehicles are harder to wound by a couple steps.
like you gotta roll 3 higher then what it says so nothing that wounds 4+ above can damage it.

Anyone got some lighter fluid? I've got an army that needs burning.

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>>52872651
Witness the power of my anti-tank blob!

Does the armour change mean that massing Orks or Imperial Guard infantry is viable again?

>>52872407
>no armor.

Have you even looked at a warscroll?

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Army organization. There are 11 other charts in addition.

luck points confirmed

Codices are NOT going away, we're just getting new ones.

>Orks are a melee race!
>Opponent spends a command point

>Dreadnoughts will finally not be shitty walkers

AT LAST

TEMPLATES CONFIRMED GONE.

N O T E M P L A T E S

No templates

Orks and Nids need to be fucking bullied.

>Templates gone
How the fuck do flamers work them?

>Templates are going away.

Thank goodness

>>52872665
I barely got on the thread and didn't know what your original argument was about. But this retardation should be shown to the community at large. I hope everyone helps post this on all boards they visit.

>Humans aren't mammals you fucking retard. They're humans. Yes they are listed as Mammalia (Homo Sapiens) but they are only listed in that section for reference. Since they are not mammals, they get their own mechanics as well.

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>Template free system

But muh cleansing fire

Time for Dreads to finally become more than shiny point-sinks!

>>52872752
Probably similar to how they work on overwatch

>>52872699
It depends. If vehicles have something like 12 wounds with a 3+ armour save, even if lasguns can ding wounds off on a 6+, the amount of fire you'd have to dump into them means they're effectively impossible to kill without at least softening them up with dedicated anti-tank guns.

>>52872711
>no more formations and 14 new force organization charts

Better than it is now/10

>>52872752
8" range d6 hits, that sort of thing.

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Is anyone summarising this?

>>52872752
like how it works in overwatch, d3 automatic hits

>>52872407
>Just dice and rerolling on top of rerolling on top of rerolling on top of rerolling on top of rending

The "3 rules of One"TM prevent that tho.

>>52872744
>>52872746
>>52872747
WHY

>>52872752
Automatically generate an amount of hits depending on the specific weapon.

>>52872773
>>52872760
Ugh

>>52872777
because templates suck

>>52872772
i'm noting on a notepad

Was the W40k 8th edition livestream Q&A today or tomorrow?

>>52872777
Probably because no one buys them.

>>52872777

To stop autistic arguments about whether or not a unit is covered by the template, probably.

>>52872778
>Positioning no longer matters.

Thanks for removing some more depth.

F U C K G A M E S W O R K S H O P

>>52872793
It's now you prick

>>52872772
Literally the entire thread.

>>52872793
It's NOW

>>52872702
I'm the one posting the war scrolls here.
Also, they just confirmed this on faceberg.

ARMOR BTFO IN 8TH

For some motherfucking retarded putrid fucking reason the stream won't load for me

So whats confirmed?

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>most playtesting we've every done
>playtesting

guys, maybe GW did make a great edition

ork player desperately pleads for new codex
this has gone too far

>>52872777
To stop mad autists from "accidentally" dropping their templates on my models.

5 B O O K S

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

S I G M A R ' D

>>52872806
>getting rid of autistically spacing your models exactly two inches apart is a bad thing

Positioning still matters, they're just removing cheese

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>>52872755
>i-i totally don't k-know what you're talking about i s-swear!
>proceeds to shit up the entire thread with his spam
I think you'll need a special cream to deal with that butthurt, roflmao.

Nice try, but humans fit the basic definition of mammal. Walkers do not fit the basic definition of vehicle any more than infantry does, as proven in my previous post. Bazinga, you iliterate faggot.

GRAND ALLIANCE CODEXES CONFIRMED

>>52872817
Read the thread nigga.

>>52872812
>>52872808
whereeeeee

>retards in the facebook comments asking about 7th ed rulings
Fucking hell, no wonder GW ran away from social media for years.

>>52872825

Literally a placeholder until they roll out proper codexes.

THIS IS AGE OF SIGMAR

Someone better ask about sisters of fucking battle

>>52872843
good

>>52872818
>guys, maybe GW did make a great edition

GW has always playtested. The problem is they don't playtest well. They play a few test games with broad, mixed army lists and if things feel kinda okay, it gets called finished and sent off to the printers. They don't actively look for the problems caused by more extreme armies.

>>52872836
nvm found it on FB

>>52872806
Meh, I've played more than enough wargames where big guns and flamers just cause X number of hits on the target unit, rather than having markers and templates. My biggest concern is how they're gonna do massive ordnance like titan weapons. I don't think a plasma annihilator shot into the thick of an enemy army should just cause D6 hits on a single unit.

>>52872847
#FreeSoB

>>52872847

Tons of people are asking but they probably won't acknowledge it.