PANIC!!!! ALL YOUR CODEX ARE USELESS! edition last thread:

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>>52853333

First for Nurgle

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>>52853333
2nd for the Omnissiah

Third for I2 melee race

8TH EDITION HYPE

SHOW ME YOUR ARMY FOOLS

>>52853333
Magnus did literally nothing wrong.

>tfw GW is saved

THANK YOU BASED ROUNTREE

>>52853389
Except be a filthy heretic.

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>>52853384
>SHOW ME YOUR ARMY FOOLS

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>DE are all painted the same
I personally like mono colour DE

Here's my m8's venom - he's a lazy cunt but at least i finally got 1 of my normie friends playing

>>52853393

>buy a leman russ, want to equip it with a heavy stubber
>none with the sprues in the box, call GW customer support and ask whats going on
>they tell me I have to buy a seperate vehicle accessories sprue for $20

B A S E D R O U N D T R E E
A
S
E
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>>52853333
>no thread title edition

>>52853384
>TDW i jsut got traitor legions

WHYYYYYY GEE DUBS

[That abbadon termintor formation]
5 Terminators, 4 fists, MoT, chain fist, combi-plasma 222
Abbadon 265
[ CAD Iron warriors]
lvl 3 Soc, fleshmetal exo. 145
1 Oblit 70
1 Oblit 70
5 Havoks, 4 lascannons 155

[CAD alpha legion]
Deamon prince, nurgle, lvl 3 spell familiar, wings, PA, hydra blade, gift of mutation 350
lvl 3 soc, termintor, combi-plasma, mind veil 172

Chosen, 2 plasma guns, rhino comb-plasma 125
5 chosen, 2 melta guns, 155
Cultist, 10 autoguns, flamer 65
Cultist, 10 autoguns 60
Cultist, 10 autoguns 60

Eye of Night and Hand of Darkness audiodrama share anyone?

>>52853333
QUADS OF SANCTITY
3RD EDITION BALANCE IN 8TH CONFIRMED

>>52853397
>be master of Warp
>force daemons to serve you
>create greatest city ever
>literally zero Daemon Incursions despite using billions of daemons regularly
>Yiffs manage to get themselves manipulated into fucking you over because they don't know shit about Warp

Not practicing sorcery was a mistake

>>52853405

look at the pube on the model's chest

tell him to use a brush to clear it off next time

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>>52853404
also

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>>52853440
And some

>>52853423
I play something similar to this with my word bearers. I would consider consolidating 2 of those cultist squads into 1. Denies kill points and gives you a big mob to deny safe ground to deepstriking units.

You'll have fun with your plasma chosen if they perform anything at all like mine have.

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>>52853449
Plus a little

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>>52853384
first 40k army

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>>52853435
Hue i've never noticed

Thoughts on my zombies lads?
I'm still getting used to doing skin, i've purposely made them look bloody

>not titling it /40kg/
We're about to begin the Age of two General Threads

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>>52853384
BLURRY PICTURE

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>>52853498

ALL THOSE OBSOLETE SM MODELS

>>52853464
Can you get a second dragoon? 1 might die pretty easily. And if you want to use the electro priests, buy enough to get your list up to 1k along with the goon.

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>>52853460
And then finally

>>52853416
Doesn't the chimera come with one as well?
Also, buy the Vehicle Accessories. The Fuel Tank looks way better on the back of the tank than the box, the track guards make your tank just a little bit cooler and reduce the amount of mud weathering covering your beautiful paintjob, and the gas cans, ammo boxes, las-carbines, and rutsacks all serve to make your tank really feel lived-in. Plus the aquillas let you put something on that big fat empty lower glacial plate.

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Nth For Guillimarines confirmed real and we were all wrong about that picture

Will Rubricae finally not be shit now that AP is not just a flat value anymore?

So if tanks are now getting lots of wounds like what little I've seen from the Sigmar games I've watched, how many hits do you think a Leman Russ will take? A predator? A Land Raider?

>>52853616
they'll still be shit because they'll still be overpriced and not have that great a to-wound roll.

>>52853423
Well you can use that until people catch up after 8th comes out, but everyone knew it was coming for a while.

>>52853502
How in the hell do you keep spouting that meme without realizing how inherently jealous and pathetic that makes you sound.

>>52853377
Meme useless

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>>52853627

Always 4++ is pretty good when small arms strip fo. Nnnhbbvvvvvv v

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>>52853594
Wrong, it's just a new space marine kit.

>>52853333
My GW manager said this was his first time doing an Edition transition. He was honestly unsure of what to do about all these spare codexes he had on stock and was just the slightest bit nervous about how all the 40k players had stopped buying models in preparation for the meta shift.

>>52853643
Jealous? Impossible! I for one welcome my New Games Workshop stock photos and hope to see more multiculturalism and inclusiveness!

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>>52853384
150 NECRON WARRIORS
1 Overlord

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>>52853456
generally round here we play malestrom, so kill point are less important than being able to hold a bunch of different objectives

>>52853631
i knew 8th was coming, but didnt think it actually WOULD be no backwards compatablity

>>52853669
>thinking that the Guillimarines would be anything but a model update

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>>52853384
>Haven't changed it since 5th Ed
xD

>>52853702
I didn't know it was possible for abos to go through the biotransfusion process too.

>>52853594
A lot of people with any kind of cranial activity believed those leaks to be real, though.

>>52853712
I never thought that, but the leakanons cpwere very clear about the fact that they were sure guilliman was making nu-marines to replace Astartes, and that is undoubtedly wrong.
So while yes, the pics were real, the rest of the claims about the new marines is certainly not.

>>52853384

Most recent army built so far:

Tribune
6*Shield guardians
Spear contemptor
Sword contemptor
Pallas
Caladius
1 bike

Gotta finish my bikes then build a bunch of spear dudes to round out. I'm also proxying 3marine terminators for now.

>>52853669
That's the current devastator kit and sprue. The models on the table don't look to be from that.

>>52853707
>i knew 8th was coming, but didnt think it actually WOULD be no backwards compatablity
I'm trying to think of a way they could've done it without people getting mad.

If there's no backwards compatibility, people get pissed all their books are useless.

If there's only some backwards compatibility, people get pissed that only some of the players have to upgrade and they aren't among the ones that don't.

If there's full backwards compatibility, we're still in the quagmire of rules bullshit that is 7th.

>>52853542
thanks i was thinking abut getting a second dragoon (cuz they look cool)

Daily reminder to all the people freaking out that the 8th Edition FAQ states that all current models/armies will be compatible with the new/updated rules.

>>52853707
No backwards compability was obvious for a while at this point, ever since they announced the movement stat to be back.

I swear to FUCKING GOD they better buff death-strike missile.

>>52853384
TS, but all pre Wrath of Magnus. Haven't had time for a single game.
I'm really looking forward to 8th.

>>52853788
Ok you dense idiot, but you will have manlets compared to the new space marines miniatures.

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>>52853473
First one looks like a sanctioned offical from the Offico Assassinorum.
The rest looked pretty cool.

How will it feel, anons, fielding your old and busted Spess Marines against glorious truescale NuMarines?

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>>52853834
Send him this image and ask him to elaborate on what he meant by this

>>52853804
Models getting slightly differently sized new versions is not new. Just look at the old Rhino compared to the new one. Its not the end of the world and not a huge change either.

>>52853721
You're a witty cunt; I'll give you that m8.

>>52853834
Props to the Warhammer Community Team for being able to keep the professionalism in the face of overwhelming autism.

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>>52853834
>>52853845
Stop harassing the random sales guy.

>>52853840
Pretty good, considering I don't have to spend hundreds of dollars on new shit with old rules.

>>52853502
Why are you guys going full retard over this picture? Ok yes, its cheesy as fuck and feels like the most stockish photo i have ever seen. but other than this bad marketing choice, why even bother? Or is it just 4chan overreacting to a black guy in a picture?

Once again, some of you are going pointlessly full retard.

>>52853840
Don't know. Maybe the same way fielding those squatting manlettes next to the glorious new TS or PM.

>>52853854
>Besides.... we all know Guilliman is the best Primarch....
>"professionalism"

>>52853859
>having inferior toys

>>52853845
He obviously didn't get the joke.

Sometimes /tg/ forgets GW employees are all normalfags.

>>52853874
he's just making a joke cut him some slack you autist

>>52853840

Imagine all old models being deemed heretical and being part of a new non-chaos, but non-imperial faction.

>>52853834
>muh secrit army /tg/

>>52853874
>that entire post
Thank you for proving me right.

>>52853834

>/tg/ will find you

Full on cringe.

>>52853776
The fourth option: do nothing and everyone gets to keep their books and the scary phantom of change disappears. Everyone wins.

Except the status quo is also shit. GW are in damned if they do kind of deal right now. No matter what they do they will polarize neckbeards against them.

>>52853502
The only meme-worthy stuff there is the girl playing nids.

Too bad thr black guy isn't playing Salamanders.

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>>52853858
>Hey social media intern, how way your day?
>Pretty good, but this one guy kept messaging me about "teegee" and calling us "Nu Goyim Cuckshop," but everyone else of Facebook seems to be hyped for 8th.

>>52853888
>Except the status quo is also shit
Precisely. 7th has to go; I'm not going to debate that. It's shit, and it's the kind of shit that only gets worse as it goes on.

>>52853765
the new models are in 3rd company scheme and are clearly in a how to paint space marines book (as shown by the dev kit being there), and I'm 90% sure the page is showing how to use the new models and the old kits together, so unless you're willing to say that all that is just a huge coincidence and they are in fact not just new space marine kits, the new models are clearly new space marines models

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>>52853384
70 boys, 15 nobs, 15 tankbusters, 10 lootas, 1 warboss, 1 mega-mek, 1 mek with kff, 1 painboy, 18 warbikers with 2 nobs, 30 grots, 5 trukks and 1 battlewagon. A'm ready %%to sell all of this%%

>>52853906
>Blue armor
>He doesn't want his Orks to go beyond I2

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>>52853384
Getting there, slowly but surely..

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>>52853876
I wonder if he'll get it now

>>52853902
>>Pretty good, but this one guy kept messaging me about "teegee" and calling us "Nu Goyim Cuckshop," but everyone else of Facebook seems to be hyped for 8th.

kek

>>52853916
luck >>> i>2

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>>52853918
That's a real nice army anon.

>>52853834
>/tg/ will find you
Fuck off to reddit, /tg/ isn't your personal army so don't talk about it like it is when you harass the GW PR team.

>>52853918

wow love the head on that plague fly, you get that from a third party or sculpt it yourself?

and the great unclean one on the left is that custom made? looks like some parts of the maggoth from fantasy there

>>52853918
Oh you did the Drone-prince too.

Looks like you're going pretty much behind every Nurgle projects on WIP.

>>52853918
Bretty gud looking GUO and other Nurgle-daemon thingy. Plus the Easter-colored Nurglings look good.

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>>52853384
This is basically all my models, not counting my walking BT

Used something like picture related on a retarded 4000 point game against Orks.

It was a sad day for the Orks.

>>52853834
muh sekrit club gun get ya !!

>>52853977
You're not allowed to work for GW unless you're a dedicated worshipper of the Church Of Ultramar

>>52853882
>>52853886
this. 4chan isn't your personal army

>>52853384
On a pure WYSIWYG basis, I have:

Commander R'alai + 2 Blacklight Drones
Cadre Fireblade + Shield Drone
Darkstrider

7 old Fire Warriors + Shas'ui
7 old Fire Warriors + Shas'ui
5 Gue'la Fire Warriors
9 Kroot + Shaper & Hound
9 Kroot + Shaper & Hound

7 old Pathfinders
Pathfinder Shas'ui + 2 Rail Rifles + 1 Ion rifle
Piranha with Fusion Blaster
Devilfish
3 Remora Drones
4 Marker Drones
Y'vahra

2 Stealth Suits + 1 Fusion Blaster Stealth Suit
3 metal Stealth Suits
1 Ghostkeel + 2 Stealth Drones
4 old Crisis Suits
1 Riptide

6 Broadsides, to be magnetized

>>52853977
>>52853956
>>52853886
>>52853882

>Everything done ever is wholeheartedly sincere and not done in any way to provoke a response

Autism > Hivemind

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/03/12/blue-through-and-through-nicks-ultramarines/

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>read
>no response
REALLY MAKES ME THINK

>>52854052
AHAHAHAHAH
IS THIS THE PR GUY WE'VE BEEN SHITPOSTING AT?

>>52853905
I can't speculate on that, I can just comment on what I see. I wonder why is he combining Devastator bits with the new marines when the new marines are already painted?

Hell, maybe the models on the table aren't even suppose to represent new models, but are there as an Easter egg? We know GW likes to stick new models into pictures before they're even announced.

>>52853834
Is this from normiebook?

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>>52854056
As someone who used to work in this line of business the implications of
.read
>no response
aren't as heavy as you might think. Those guys aren't paid to feed shit-tier trolls such as yourself. Have my (You) in consolation.

>>52854044

>I wasn't serious guys, honest! I was just trying to get a raise out of him!

Pathetic!

>>52853333

Is there a pdf or quality scan anywhere of the official 7th edition reference sheet, with the Dark Vengeance unit stats? All I can find are low-quality photos.

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I plan to have a two other variations of this list. One with the Punisher switched out with a Demolisher, another with the Armored Shield removed and 3-4 Chimeras instead

>>52854079
>wee woo wee woo buzzkill police coming through

>>52854044
Thanks for the (you) buddy!

>>52854056
>we've
Just you

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>>52854113
He is right thou, trolls getting boring fast, to the point of annoyance. Then you get bitch by the your boss because you don't respond to "valuable costumers" since the thick fuck does not understand the concept of "troll" or "shitposting"

>>52854131
Nah I'm not >>52853834. I am >>52853845 though.

>>52854134
Then spice it up ask him what he had for lunch or what his favorite Game of thrones character is

Ork looted riptides everywhere!

>>52854137
>Just you and one other guy*

>>52854137
No im, who are you
>>52853845

>>52854145
We is plural, two people is plural etc.

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>>52854143
>Riptide
>a vehicle
You aren't looting shit.

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>>52854056
Yes this is him

>>52854154
He seems to have the idea that all of /tg/ is in on his "epic trolling", which evidently isn't the case.

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>>52854163

>>52854172
Jesus fucking christ you literally can't make this shit up

>>52854176
That's kinda sad, actually.
Imagine being the one autist who gets off on shitposting some PR guy with old 1d4memes.

>>52854179
But Anon, as Imperial tech the Golden Throne is clearly a Walker with Immobile and Psychic Pilot. Riptides? That shit is a MC, completely unlootable.

>inb4 ebin looted Carnifex
I'm referring to Looted Wagons.

>>52854176
This isn't le epic trolling, it's making fun of GW's obvious stock photo subversion and that FAQ question which really was begging to have memes made of.

>>52854188
1d4 are still stuck in 2012, even inane BLACKED memes are beyond them.

>>52854172
Ask them - anybody of team play orks and why they all hate orks?

>>52854112
You are missing the Commissar from the Armored Shield.

>>52854211
>1d4 are still stuck in 2012, even inane BLACKED memes are beyond them.
So, you think some /b/-tier memery is better?

>>52854305
At this point the only thing worse than 1d4chan is reddit humor and 9gag humor.

>>52854323
1d4chan humor IS 9gag humor.
/tg/ humor IS Reddit humor.

>>52854395
This

>>52854395
>/tg/ humor is reddit humor
Nah /tg/ humor is a mix of the standard 4chan sitewide humor plus some board specific jokes.

Reddit doesn't understand memes like Riptide spam or Death Guard bikers.

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What is the essential reading for Blood Angels? I want to read some army lore before I buy any and waiting for new marines

>>52854323
Doesn't change that there's some guy out there who still thinks it's great fun to write some facebook intern shit like "HURR DURR PAPASMURF GIRLYMAN HURR TG GUN GETCHU BLACKED LOLOLOL" and thinks all of 4chan is into his le ebin trolling.

>>52854323
Sure, if everyone on here were a tripfag who cared about upvotes.

>>52854426
I'm the BLACKED shitposter and I find that "tee gee gonna get ya" shit cringey as fuck. Please do not loop me into it.

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>>52853333

>Death Guard listed as its own faction despite not having its own codex
>Khorne Daemonkin not mentioned in the factions page

hehe, all armies are still around right? they wouldn't remove khorne daemonkin would they???

>>52853669
Loyalist get ANOTHER new kit and my havocs are still from roman times.

>>52854454
All of your units will be under the Khorne faction, don't worry. You'll use the same dataslates as anyone else with a Khorne army.

>>52854422
The new Dante novel is good.
Bloodquest is an old time favourite, even if it's not strictly good.

>>52854454
They are still around...
As a formation

Captcha :Plauge Road
Huh...wonder if it knows something I don't?

>>52853959
Thanks, yeah the GUO is green stuff and Maggoth lord. The drone Daemon Prince head is mostly green stuff, the bottom jaw being from a warhammer giant.

>>52854464
>turn traitor get shit later

>>52854422
Just read all relevant 1d4chan entries, they're pretty good at bringing new players up to speed.

Make sure to read the tactics page when looking for list building advice, it's kept up to date by the talented anons of /40kg/!

>>52854454
I think it's pretty obvious at this point that they're going to Sigmar it.
Thousand Sons will have Tzeentch Daemons.
Death Guard will have Nurgle Daemons.
Khorne Daemonkin will eventually be reworked as World Eaters.

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>>52854474
>>52854489
Thanks.

>tactics pages
I have no idea whether these are good or not.

>>52854489
>read
>1d4chan

Don't do this.

>>52854420
>Nah /tg/ humor is a mix of the standard 4chan sitewide humor plus some board specific jokes.
It's really not. /tg/ humor is your basic wide-eyed optimistic us nerds amirite humor. It's not nearly bitter, offensive and ironically retarded enough. it's pretty stale and safe.

>>52854503
As with everything tg (and other boards in that regard) does, anon has no idea of tactics. Most of the people here don't even actually play the game, and are just theoryposting. Same goes for the outdated meme-wiki.
I guess you could try, but take it with a mountain of salt.

>>52854179
We looted dis empruh think, boss!
Paint it red!

>>52854530
I still don't understand how people could get so riled up on tg if they don't even play the game.

8E

Ork looted everything that ain't nailed the fuck down.

It will happen.

>>52854454
>Ever being worried about a Khorne army being removed
Literally kill yourself, Khorne is the most obnoxiously overplayed god in terms of how much attention GW gives him, he won't be losing anything

>>52854454
>factions
>mattering
You'll get the CHAOS and KHORNE keywords and that's all you need for synergy bonuses

>>52853721
WHITE CUNTS CAME AND STOLE OUR LAND
IT'S TIME TO SHOW THEM WHERE WE STAND
WITH A GOON BAG IN EACH HAND
A SACRED LAND WE DEMAND

>>52854494
Why does everyone keep saying stupid shit like this? Literally every 40kg in the last two days have been full of "herp derp AoS! Grand Alliances! Orks and Necrons faction!

It's pure conjecture! Why do you people keep saying these things like you have any sort of basis for them? The deliberately said we would be able to play all of our armies. Does that sound like AoS to you? Armies are not getting squatted or folded into some homogenized sigmar style faction. Considering the incredible amount of rightful bitching about that happening in End Times I can't see any reason for GWs to make the same mistake.

We can all agree Ogryns are Rad right? We just started a GW Kill Team league at my local and Im wondering how worthwhile they are in that format. 3 is most of your points but theyre also S5 T5 brutes that with the right Specializations could probably be insane.

>>52854569
I think anon meant losing the distinction between the daemonkin and the more traditional CSM-based armies

Ork looted monoliths, imperial knights, exorcists, khorne lord of skulls, starweaver, baneswords, heldrakes, etc.

Get ready.

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>>52854557

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>spend past 12 months building up my Astartes chapter full of fleabay marines
>suddenly Guillimarines about to come out

Do I just sell it all?

>>52854557
>7th Ed
>Ork looted everything that ain't nailed the fuck down.
>It will happen.

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>>52853384
I am enjoying playing this

>>52854603
>8E
>can't loot anything
>pay double points
>remain I2

>>52854172
>>52854056
>>52853845
>>52853834
So, does /tg/ got a new pet now?

>>52854614
Why? It's all still valid. Just keep your dudes and stay awesome. Buy new stuff when they release new units not just new sculpts.

>>52854614

They're Guillimarines, and will probably just be movie marines.
Old-school marines will still be relevant.

>>52854592
>The deliberately said we would be able to play all of our armies. Does that sound like AoS to you?

Yes.
I like AoS, and I like what they did with Disciples of Tzeentch and Blades of Khorne.
Thousand Sons and Death Guard being listed as their own separate forces implies that the World Eaters will get similar.

>>52854614
Too late anon, you're stuck with them now

>>52854614
Yes, and quickly before everyone finds out about our new bigger Marine overlords and no one wants your manlet marines.

>>52854651
>their super-elite shtick has been taken away from them
>they're still relevant
pick one

>>52854614
Switch to CSM! We only have to update our models every few kalpas!

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>>52853384
At least until plastic sisters come out.

Seriously I'm gonna drop like $500 on preorders the second GW announces them.

So, which armies are going to get tomb kings'd in 8E? I know they said all of our armies would remain valid, but really that just means that we'll get a dataslate for the unit. The real question is which armies gets de facto eliminated by just rolling it into a larger faction.

>>52854555
Many people still like the fluff, the models and all that. I guess it's just that most people have no real opportunity to play, or not enough money/time to afford an army, or play a game of toy soldiers with for two hours.
I mean, I don't really play either, I'm just painting my army and wait for 8th edition, maybe I'll have enough built and painted to actually play. Don'T wanna show up with a grey tide, you know.

>>52854614
https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/454863631098899649/
no need to thank me.

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https://war-of-sigmar.herokuapp.com/bloggings/1910

We will see nick suffering tomorrow it seems. I pity him.

>>52854701
Sisters of Battlem they're gonna get rolled into Imperial Agents: Electric Boogaloo, and then nothing of note will ever happen to them again.

>>52854733
>hello réddit!
Fucking autists

>>52854780
Nah, they got their own section on the new website. Plastic sisters soon.

>>52854733
Good. Hopefully something more concrete. Im just afraid for the whole Codex thing, I really don't want to carry a tablet to games. Something about those tall marines would be grand, too.

Question to the greybeards that survived the 2nd to 3rd reboot. Should I pick up anything new model wise now or hold until 8th drops?

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>>52853384

Only thing left I need to paint is nu-Celestine, but I'm completely drained of motivation.

>>52854448
>implied child pornography on Facebook
Enjoy your van ride, anon.

>>52854912
???
Those stock photo people don't look underage to me.

Even then it's just a meme and I don't live in the (((EU))) so I'm fine.

Also that's posted via a throwaway account.

>>52854872
Hold, of course. As of now, we can't even trust vehicles nor unique characters.
Tomorrow we get a Q&A so just hold your horses

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>>52854849

>>52854872
Do you want to pick up anything new? If yes, yes. If no, no.

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I cut out some banners on photo paper, and varnished.

what do you guys think.

>>52854678

Everything in 40k is "Elite".
And I meant in regard to fluff.

>>52854872
don't play 40k
just collect miniatures

>>52854943
Good idea but the dpi of the printer you used/the images you chose weren't enough and you can see the jaggies.

>>52854943
Neat. I'm going to steal this idea.

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>>52854943
Those look cool as shit

>>52853389
>save your planet from the brink of ruin
>build city for all those with the psyker gift
>chat with emps before he arrives
>lead your army of psykers to wage the great crusade
>get worlds to join through diplomacy and grand displays of power with no blood shed
>everyone else gets jealous and bitches about it being 'dishonourable'
>get sent home
>learn shits about to hit the fan
>don't realise you are the shit

>>52854945
me too
the space marines' theme is already challenged by the adeptus custodes
now all they have going for themselves is that they're a macho boys-only army that's less silly than the Orks.

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>>52853594
MFW NuMarines has Custodes stat line and cost three points less than CSM.

>>52854716
Fucking pintrest.....

>>52854943
Well, first of all I think PAINT YOUR FUCKING BASES CORRECTLY JESUS FUCK. IF YOU CAN STILL SEE SOME OF THE UNDERCOAT, APPLY A SECOND COAT AFTERWARDS JESUS AND THIN YOUR FUCKING PAINTS.

Banners are nice, though

>>52855014

Is that guy having a stroke or what

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>>52854690

>This is the new PR strategy of Chaos to win over loyalists

It actually works better than previous strategies

>>52855014
>statlines
>points
Anon, I...

>>52854943

The 2nd blood angel one on the right needs more wear painted on it.

literally what is the point of open play?

>>52854595
All due respect guardbro, your question is probably going to be ignored here. With the announcement of 8th this general has become nothing but memes and shitposting about open play. Nobody is here to discuss the actual game and you're probably better off asking the Shadow War threads if regular KT is allowed.

>>52855044
They confirmed that points will remain, you chucklefuck. It's in the FAQ.

>>52855074
Not taking 1 hour of math and minmaxing to set your army up?

>>52855098
you're joking right?

>>52855044
Don't tell me they're getting rid of those. Am I going to have to start using my models as chess pieces?

>>52855074
Open play is basically just officially reminding you about HOMEBREWING

>>52853918
Well you must be happy that Death Guard are getting an update. Also, glad to see you're finally getting them together. I've been watching you on /wip/ for weeks now.

>>52853905
pretty sure the devastator kit is just to throw people off. On their FB they mentioned easter eggs in the 40k site for upcoming releases. I'm assuming this is one of them

>>52854595
Go to /swag/ and count ass them as tyranid warriors.

>>52855074
Not quite sure. I haven't seen a lot of AoS but what I have seen is that Open Play is the only game mode that doesn't really work

>>52853384
ABOUT 3000 POINTS OF GREENWING

>>52855074
>>52855098
>>52855110
How about introducing people who have armies but never played?
Bring the models you like, maybe have the main rules and your armies rules/stats printed out and start rolling dice.
You can always build an optimised army later, but it's more important to actually learn the rules of the game first.
And it's not like some redshirt will point a gun at you and force you into open play.

>>52855092
Yes, it's also in the FAQ that all the codizes are going to be obsolete except for the lore parts, so statlines as you know them are gone. Also, the reason CSm are always worse than loyalists is because their rules tend to be outdated. When CSM got their 5th Edition codex, they were busy ripping loyalists to shreds while costing less. Therefore, if everything gets terminated and gets new rules all at once, CSM won't be outdated and overcosted.

>>52855093
>The nurgle wank again
>Perfect excuse to squat Slaanesh in 8e since they skipped it for the 7e chaos updates.

Mark my words, these fucks are going to retcon slaaneshi followers into khorne followers because stupid people couldn't tell the difference between killing for the sake of killing and killing for the pleasure of killing.

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>>52853384

My non-cancer Eldar

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These are some banners I'll use for my Death Guard ( when they finally get dropped), and Adeptus Custodes for the centre one.

Slaanesh and Ynnead are two halves of the one god, Slaanesh will merge with ynnead expelling all the eldar souls in order to fuck over the other chaos gods.

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Any knid niggas want to help me with a paint scheme? I'm trying to make it basically night sky/star themed. I was thinking really dark blue with constellations painted onto the armor?

>>52854849
>Plastic sisters soon.
Knights, Scions etc all have their own sections. And they are just a single box with transport too.
I wouldn't hold my breath.

>>52855155
But in this scenario there's nothing stopping the noobie from being rolled by an "open play" army of 20 riptides. It's just 40k with the balance completely removed.

>>52855177
You are wrong, scions do not have their own section. Knights do, but that makes complete sense.

https://warhammer40000.com/setting/explore-the-factions/

>>52855175
Paint scheme for what?

>>52855161
I'm pretty sure the idea is that everyone is getting an update at the same time, seeing how impractical it is to cram everything into one free pdf or 3 loyalist/chaos/xenos books.

>>52855203
Well, hopefully the newbie can talk this out first and the guy taking his time to teach him a game isn't a massive asshole.

>>52855161
There is no such thing as a 5th edition CSM codex.

>>52855172
Slaanesh is busy making Slaanesh Eldar and Slaanesh Aelves.

>>52855175
>I'm trying to make it basically night sky/star themed. I was thinking really dark blue with constellations painted onto the armor?
Well that's a fairly obvious thing to go for, for nightsky themed army.
Mind you, if done right it'll look cool.
you can break it up by introducing other colors via incorporating star nebula or norther lights into the concept though.

What army is this for btw?

>>52853702
>>52853721
>>52853853
>>52854582

I genuinely think colonising Australia and seeding it with shitposters was the greatest contribution my country made to human civilisation

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>>52855203
The Adepta Sororitas got there own section rather being added into Imperial Agents. C-could they be getting new models with edition?

>>52855203
>with the balance completly removed

So its for nostalgia?

>>52855167
Is there a tutorial for how to do this?

>>52855256
The 6e codex is still valid, IA was the worst deal ever. It was a cash grab nothing else

>>52855074
Open play in Age of Sigmar is about fun scenarios that are not competitively balanced nor particularly driven by narrative. Scenarios for three or more players are a big thing here. For example, a scenario with a tower at the centre of the map and whoever controls it at the end of the turn gets to zap all enemy units on the field.

There is also nothing stopping you from using points and/or army composition rules to balance the armies in open play. GW won't send their anti WAAC hitsquad after you

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>>52855256
Dare to dream, comrade.

>>52854616
>Uses tanks
>No giant cheesesuits besides commander
I'd like to commend you and shake your hand son, but you're still a filthy xenos

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>>52855256
It is fucking happening anon

>>52855256
>release first Sororitas after way too many years
>sold out in seconds
>release box with updated Celestine and super-Seraphim
>sold out in seconds

Nah, they're probably still expecting the Sisters to fail miserably because there's clearly no demand for them.

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>>52855203
>You are wrong, scions do not have their own section.
So what's this then?

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>Favorite Army is getting a new dex and models

Fuck it, im jumping into the hobby again since I made Black Templars in 4th grade.

>>52855316
That's the store you fucking idiot. I said the new website, which I linked, and which scions do not have a section on.

>>52855316
He's talking about the current 40k website that was linked earlier.

Scions are either going to be merged back with IG, Imperial Agents, or both.

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I was just flipping through the factions listing on GW's 40k site thing and I saw this

>while the Crimson Slaughter are relatively new to the ranks of Renegade Space Marines using the poltergeists that haunt them against the agents of the Corpse Emperor

So does GW even know what they want the Crimson Slaughter to be? One day they're Khornates, then in a book they're undivided, and now apparently they use spooky ghosts to kill people? I actually think the whole spooky ghost thing sounds fucking cool but they can't seem to ever decide on what they want the Slaughter to actually be.

>>52855315
fuck, cannoness is available for the first time in my memory. I remember checking everyday since December and her remaining sold out. Gave up checking last month so she was selling quite well for a few months there

>>52855302
Yay Queen reference.

>>52855357
She sold multiple orders of magnitude more than GW's maximum sales predictions. Someone post that leaked internal email.

>>52855356
Crimson Slaughter have been that way ever since they got their supplement.

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>>52855123
And the 3rd company color schemes and ensigna? And the fact that they took those pics down almost as soon as they were up? Or the fact that we see the model in a book for painting space marines? Or the fact that they look exactly like space marines with the new deathwatch model or TS truescale proportions, instead of marginally different in someway, which even sigmarines manage to have when compared to space marines?
I'm sure all that is also just to throw us off. Truly GW is a rusemaster to rival Kojima.

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Anons, give me names of decent painters worth following them on twitter and instagram

>>52855356

If you read the sentence, it clearly implies its a tactic they have learned to employ relatively recently. They're practically in the same boat as the Red Corsairs, in that they're catching up on how to be a big bad traitor legion.

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>>52855356

>Crimson Slaughter are still a thing

>>52855381
If only GW's games could be as good as Kojima's....

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>>52855356
>you will never get spooky ghosts

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>>52853834

hes right though

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>>52855408
>GW copies Kojima
>Bromance with Mads
I'm down

>>52855315
The Immolator keeps selling out.
I doubt the 10 SoB players in the world are the ones buying everything.

>>52855453
New imperial faction with units based off of FOXHOUND when?

>>52855453

Which primarch does Mads play?

>>52855370
It was too good of a file name that the original drawfag used to not retain it in my archive as well.

>>52855442
I don't know what the fuck is going on here but it's painted well enough for me to not care.

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>>52855398
>the crimson literally whos got a supplement before the red corsairs

>>52855031

He is demonstrating his mystic ability, he also claims he can fly.

I'm not kidding.

>>52855492
fulgrim

>>52855408
That's a fairly low bar.

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>>52855373

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>>52855493
pre-heresy thousand sons doing what they do.

>>52855538
Oh look, fresh off the 1d4ddit boat.

>>52855356
>Crimson Slaughters use ghosts now
pretty cool gimmick

>>52855558
>FIRE
>EARTH
>WIND
>WATER
>TZEENTCH!

>>52855325

>New models

Our new models will be monopose, snapfit 8th edition starter box set fodder. No extra bits, no extra heads or weapons.

The 20 year old Khorne Berzerker box will have more flexibility.

lucky lucky us

>>52855571
Not him but Kojima is a shit writer.
>1d4chan is somehow reddit now
literally fucking stupid

>>52855605
>totally not him btw
Ok thanks for letting me know
>1d4chan is reddit somehow
>somehow
Wew, literally can't make this shit up

It's time for you to go back to your safe space wiki anon.

>>52855593
its better than manlet marines imo

>>52855593
the khorne box is almost certainly older than 20 years now. To be fair FW produced an alternative in the meantime though.
That aside it's probably not to hard to convert the monopose stuff.
If it's anything like the last three starters you'll be able to get them dirt cheap on ebay so you can hack them apart to your heart's content.

>>52853895
>Too bad thr black guy isn't playing Salamanders.

yeah that would have been funny

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mfw orks will be great again

>>52855512
Because shockingly, Red Corsairs are the blandest, most vanilla Chaos force in the game.

People call Black Legion "Chaos Ultramarines". That is wrong. Black Legion consists almost entirely of Veterans of the Long War and Chosen. Red Corsairs on the other hand are exactly vanilla flavor CSM. And if you want to play them before they went full chaos, Forgeworld has actually made an army list for that.

>>52855576
Except those ghosts are represented almost nowhere. I was thinking about using Fantasy Spirit Hosts as Chaos Spawns but I'm not sure how many people would be okay with that.

>>52855627
Kojima is decidedly more shit than people give him credit for. Tomokazu Fukushima had way more to do with making MGS good than people realize. After he left all kojima could do was nanomachines and fucking language viruses.

>>52854464
learn how to convert you fucking scrub

>>52855627
>flaming hot none arguments
refrain from replying to me.

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>>52855627
Could you please stop with your useless accusations of samefagging? Its not like you have any chicken for us.

>Iron Warriors get their own codex with freaky machine monsters
>Night Lords get their own codex with mutated bat space marine monsters and they worship the horned bat

How does this make you feel?

>>52855593
>Buy Age of Sigmar Blood Warriors
>glue backpacks on
>glue pistols on

There, crispy-new Khorne Berzerkers.

>>52855647
>To be fair FW produced an alternative in the meantime though.

Man those FW world eaters have been out of stock for months. Really makes you think.

>>52855657
>m-m-muh obscure underrated side writer
>totally not being contrarian btw
ok

>>52855663
you first tbqh famalampai

>>52855669
Could you please go back to 1d4ddit, dumb phoneposter?

>>52855690
>Game writing quality goes down after he left, as shown by 4 and 5 having fucking lack luster stories and dialogue
>its just contrarianism
do you get tired of having a room temperature IQ number

newfag here, just getting into painting the miniatures. Anything I should know? I just got some basic brushes from walmart and I'm using some of those army painter things?

Anything should I know or get for my toolset? Should I invest in GW brushes or shit? The plastics are expensive enough

>>52855682
not surprised. At all.
WHFB end times goes super sayajin anime tier cape shit, and then is replace by AoS.
40k advances the timeline and brings back Guilliman.
Both IP's have jumped the shark.

>>52855690
Sure, it's just a coincidence that fukushima left after 3, and MGS1-3 are great, while 4 and 5 are mediocre at best.

Nevermind the fact that his new project is just an excuse to hang out with celebrities/actors Kojima likes.

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>>52853845

>finally get around to counting models
>3700 points
>last game I played I remember struggling to make 1800 points
ok I think I'm ready to play games now

>>52855710
>>52855714
>4
>lackluster stories
>mediocre at best
ok

Also that's literally the exact same argument that "vaccines cause autism" retards use every time.

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>>52855682

>Iron Warriors and Night Lords getting their own codex

>>52855711
Buy these, they're awesome. Also THIN YOUR PAINTS

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B016DSMU0U/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o07_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

>>52855741
Gotta fill out the Chaos faction, brah

>>52855690
Wow, you must be a joy to be around.

>>52855751
Said the 1d4dditor.

>>52855748

Its getting filled by the Cult Legions

>>52855738
Mediocre at best, and I was talking about 5. 4 was decidedly worse. Or did you forget Ocelot being possessed by a ghost hand?

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>>52855738

>>52855682
>>Iron Warriors get their own codex with freaky machine monsters
Oh boy, I'd even have names for them! Maybe call some of the Obliterators, and the other ones Mutilators! I guess you could also add something like Helbrutes! Sounds awesome!

>>52855774
Did you skip the entire cutscene at the end of the game or something because there's no way you could be possibly using the ghost hand meme as an argument if you didn't.

>>52855711
Technically you don't need GW brushes. That said, most brush makers don't make brushes small enough to paint all the fiddly bits with.

Also, if you take good care of your brushes, GW brushes do tend to survive longer than discounter brushes.

Use the Walmart stuff but buy one or two smaller GW brushes for the small parts.

Also, thin your paints.

GW technical paints are also fantastic for what they're designed to do, so there's no harm in using those even if they're a tad expensive.

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New map

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/04/23/new-warhammer-40000-the-galaxy-map/

>>52855800
You mean the MGS3 salute ripoff?

>>52855774
>>52855791
>>52855800
Please take this to /v/

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>>52855711
this should get you started

>>52855744
I wish amazon didn't suck monkey turds in Canada

I'd like to try these brushes but they're not available to me :^)

Even at $15 they could be shit tier brushes and still worth it

>>52855763
Wow, babby learned his first swear word.

>>52855791
>vaccine use and autism frequency occur at the exact same time therefore vaccines must cause autism
>>52855818
I mean the bit where Big Boss explicitly states that Ocelot was brainwashing himself to become a Liquid clone.

>>52855818
Beat me to it. I was typing when your post showed up. I believe it's a in a negative filter for readability.

>>52855840
t. 1d4dditor
Go back

>>52855818
>gothic sector is a warp rift
Theres no retconning this is there?
Chaos is really going to win

>>52855744
I'll definitely order a set for this week.

>>52855812
That makes sense since alot of the models do have tiny stuff on them.

>>52855831
I'll read that over

thanks for the tips everyone.

>>52855842
because of the ghost hand

>>52855238
>>52855205
Double SPESS marines

>>52855842
Oh shit, on top of
>samefagging
>reddit shit
you also use false equivalences instead of a real argument. cool

>>52853384
Any idea on Tau set ups?

>>52855877
What? The ghost hand shit was just another "plot twist" to throw the player off no different from the PAL card shit or the FOXDIE shit from the first game.

Stop regurgitating retard memes and start facing the facts please.

>>52855654
>I was thinking about using Fantasy Spirit Hosts as Chaos Spawns but I'm not sure how many people would be okay with that.
No one really minds a proxy outside of GW stores from what I've seen and as long as the models are still GW they don't give a shit. I use chaos warhounds from fantasy as flesh hounds for my KDK and I've never gotten a complaint about it.

>>52855818
>Fenris right in the middle of the chaos storm

I can't really imagine how will the new SW status quo be

>>52855865
>>52855763
>>52855690
>>52855571
Broken record much?

>>52855818
>Imperium Nihilus
what did they mean by this

>>52855892
>guys, my literally who cowriter left at the same time that the game stopped catering to my tastes, therefore he must be 100% of the series' weight and kojima must be a shit writer
This is your logic.

>>52855911
Return to 1d4ddit please.

>>52855898
You're entirely missing the point. The "ghost hand" is about 3,000x stupider than the PAL cards or FOXDIE. This, among other things, shows the degradation of the writing after fukushima left.

>>>/v/

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>>52855558

>>52855936
>writing quality takes a nosedive as agreed upon by many fans and shown to be true with the lackluster story of 5 after writer leaves and Kojima does it himself

I mean its fairly obvious

So i'm assuming 8th isn't out yet but close to release?
I just want to look at the pictures.

>>52855936
Does it actually get you off to write that?

>>52855818
I have never studied 40k map hardly. Tau position was always fucked up like this?

>>52855818
>Eye of Terror blows its load
>Misses Terra

Goddamn it.

>>52855977
just been announced and we know we'll have it some time this year. That's all