>Open game session >200 people show up wat do

>"Okay, who among you can DM?"

Then gather up everyone that raises hands and arrange the rest around them.

>>52825359
that sounds hella fun

>>52825359
I would move to the town where this could happen.

>>52825352
>WE'RE PLAYING GURPS
>90% leave
>only 20 left
>WE'RE PLAYING GURPS: ANIMA
>the other 90% leave
>2 left
>Nvm we're playing dungeon world.
>they leave
See, easy

So that's what all the people who ditch other games do

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>>52825359
>"Okay, who among you can DM?"
>Then gather up everyone that raises hands and kick the rest out.

>>52825352
Start playing only war.

>>52825352
>who brought beer?
>who brought drugs?
>who brought food?
Everyone else can go home. Pathetic.

>>52825352
Be the master DM i always dreamed of being and run a massive fantasy army campaign. Either it will be glorious success, or a fantastic failure. Either way, it'll be fun.

>>52825718
>wanting to taint your body with drugs or alcohol
>needing outside stimulants to have a good time
I'm glad I will never game with you.

>>52825771
>implying you have friends or will ever game outside a quest thread or desperate semi-erp garbage forum.
See, it weeds out the autistic Gen Z crowd.

>>52825352
Pick out the cutest ten girls and tell them they're having a slap-fight; the last five standing get to play.

>>52825771
>wanting to taint your body with drugs or alcohol
>needing outside stimulants to have a good time
Well why not? It's fun

I'm glad I will never know you

>>52826469
>I'm glad I will never know you
Not him, but same to you.

>>52826469
Where you at anon

>>52826532
Funland

>>52826513
I don't care because I got friends that I can hang out with sober or not. You know, have fun

>>52825352
RELEASE THE POISON GAS

>>52826541
You're trying to force some kind of 'do drugs or you're not having fun' dichotomy, and it's just sad man. Get help.

>>52825352
Talk them into larping out Bloodbowl with you.

>>52825359
>"Okay, who among you can DM?"
*crickets chirping*

>>52829835
No I'm not. I'm, just saying that using booze and drugs is fun. I'm not forcing anyone to use anything. I think it's just as sad that some people instantly dismiss something because they might not like it. Like the dude I responded to, hurr durr all drugs are bad because I don't like them so no one should. They are experiences that life has to offer so why not?

You can have fun with drugs or without drugs.

>>52825352
Alright, before we enter my home let's all gather some money for the snacks in this box, two bucks each will be enough.
>proceed to run with the box
That wasn't my home, I'm actually a hobo.

>>52826423
>200 ttrpg players
>more than 10 girls
sure m8