CLANG

>>52796171
>Roll to spot OP's sex toy?

>immovable rod in my ass

I fucking WISH

>>52796171
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>52796779
I was really afraid that the old ways have been forgotten. Thank you, Anon.

>>52796171
haha thanks anon. That cheered me up some.

>>52798147
>this is how I bard

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>>52796188
Do you really? After a while such a thing would become mundane to you leading to seeking out even greater and more exotic experiences...

The emergency shuttle has been called.

What happens when you swallow an immovable rod?

>>52798388
Constipation.
From lack of bowel movement.

>>52798231
That doesn't sound like a paladin.

>>52798388
mmf mmmf mmghf mmm

>>52796171
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

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CLANG

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>>52803158
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That copypasta raised so many questions if you take into consideration general relativity. What inertial frame was the rod immovable with respect to, and why was it that point? Saying that it's the center of the universe is just as arbitrary as saying that the center of the earth is the center of the universe.