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So me and my friend are thinking about rolling up retarded characters for D&D.
We were talking about "retard strength" and it gave us an idea.
What if other stats had the "retard prefix?"
>Retard Strength
1: You're a vegetable.
20: You can crush spines with your hugs.
>Retard Fortitude
1: Don't leave home without your helmet.
20: You can take your helmet off to eat.
>Retard Constitution
1: You're in an iron lung.
20: You read The United States Constitution and realize you have rights (and lefts)
>Retard Charisma
1: Smearing shit all over yourself in public
20: You're a downy, but a cool downy, like Forrest Gump
>Retard Dexterity
1: Trip and skin your knee, crying about it for hours
20: You can make your own spaghetti all by yourself.
>Retard Wisdom
1: You post on 4chan.
20: You sweat when you see a chalkboard in the distance.
>Retard Intelligence
1: You're retarded.
20: You're retarded.
What do you think, /tg/? Are we on to something here?
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>>52759785
Definitely onto something. Can we make an entire system out of this?
What does Retard Magic look like?
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>>52759853
Yu-Gi-Oh.
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>>52759853
Care-Bears?
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>>52759785
also, what is the setting for this?
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>>52759916
It's like a game of Candyland, but your caregivers are super cool and let you run on the sidewalk.
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What kind of classes would there be? Downy barbarians? Autist bards?
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>>52760098
Downy Bard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti-9ZWZ3KsQ
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Bumping for OP's sake
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1OLMe7DobU
Stat me
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You need to account for savants in INT
20, you can do one -- possibly useless -- thing better than ANYONE else in the realm.
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>>52759785
Why try to shoehorn this stuff into DnD, instead of using a system where this is integrated into the core system?
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>>52760665
What did you have in mind?
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>>52759785
>he lists both Fortitude and Constitution
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