I can no longer take you people seriously

>>52740582
We just need to lock you in a cage with a gorilla until you understand that you are not the dominant male. You are not pack alpha.

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>>52740582

>>52740582
A zoo could make a good setting for a zombie game.

>>52740582
Ok, so how much would a druid hate a zoo? What would happen if he went in there and just cast awaken on all the animals?

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>>52740582
You don't pick an Alpha cause hes good in a fight. You pick an Alpha cause he is smart. Any Alpha can come take your shit, but any other group of alphas can take another group of Alphas' shit. You pick an Alpha cause he knows what he is doing, he knows how to keep a pack of Alphas from tearing itself apart.

>>52740707
Er....
If the zoo was protecting and helping endangered critters, would the druid approve? or would he be offended that people were interfering with natures plan?

>>52740707
What would happen if you invited a knights Hospitoller, a templar who values mercy above all else, to a meeting of the order of the gauntlet?

What would he have to say about the state of paladins in the arab west?

A knight who has been on 3 crusades to cleanse his soul of taint?

>>52740749
>If the zoo was protecting and helping endangered critters, would the druid approve?

If he knew the state of the world, he would laud them. Natural Beasts being chased out of gods dominion, tis a disgrace.

>>52740777
I would put a sign outside that said, "No French!"
(uproarious applause)

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>>52740777
Uh, bro, you're kinna hornin' in on my speech here. We are trying to raid a chemical plant thats been dumpin' shit in the water...

>>52740679
>A zoo could make a good setting for a zombie game.
NO IT WOULDN'T

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>>52740863
It COULD
if you add in zombie druids that are upset about the animals

>>52740895
Something went REALLY wrong with that narrative. I wanted werewolves to be seen as a grim necessity, not a pack of superheroes.

>>52740929
yeah I actually thought it would be a cool locale in the other thread

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>>52740863
Bad CGI, but somewhat entertaining. May give you ideas.

>>52740777
Templar, a member of the Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon.

Hospitallier, a member of the Order of Knights of the Hospital of Saint John of Jerusalem.

Paladin, one of the twelve peers, the foremost warriors serving Charlemagne. Roughly three hundred years dead and buried by the time of the first crusade.

These are three distinct and separate groups.

>>52740946
Same.

I sometimes see peoples games on here, and get jealous that I'm not in the game.

>>52741132
And I lived through them all

>>52740582
>belong in a zoo
What the fuck do you think this place is?

>>52740582
Are people really interested in the history of the templars, or ust the legend?

Man, I wish I was somebody.

Sucks being an NPC in the real world.

>>52741420
I feel like I'm just sitting here waiting for someone to click on all my dialogue options and collect their fetch quest.

>>52741435
Thx for the 30 gold.

>>52741471
It was 20.
And you owe me a lapel pin.

>>52740711
Man.I wish my old werewolf group realized that.
There was so much utter bugfuck infighting that the gm quit role playing games.

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>>52740582