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Commence the shilling.
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>>52739809
Well, go ahead.
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>>52739809
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>>52739686
>Vial
>Empty Hand
>The Voracious

It may take me a while but I have all the time in the world so that demiplane will be mine in the end.
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>>52739881

>>52739876
I'm trying but my internet's terrible
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>>52739686
Vial
Empty
Heedful
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>>52739975
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>>52739686
Vial
Empty
First of the Abyssal
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>>52739686
>Take only the vial
>Choose the patron as patron
>Now travel to a big city in china and live there for a while
And there it is eldrich knowledge and complete inmortality by doing nothing
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Posting TVC update 'cause I put it very much at the end of the last thread.
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>>52740181
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hello?
Is everyone still over on the other thread wanking off Star Dust?
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>>52740407
Goodbye.
It's at page 11, don't hate.
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>>52740541
>I have established a basic relationship diagram between all of the entities in the CYOA. Things will get really political.

>I want to make it so that if you decide to fuck over one organization, it will ripple across the other entities. Some will like you more, others will hate you, some rings may crumble, some under-the-table things realized. This is really just the beginning.
I am looking forward to it. Let me know if you need some help. Have you figured out a system yet?
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>>52740541
>CYOA mechanics
I have no idea what this means, but I'll just assume that I can do barrel rolls with my ship in space.
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Posting here 'cause some dude asked me to repost my latest /d/ CYOA and shortly after the thread got archived.
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>>52740596
you can barrel roll but you wont hit shit though. It all needs calibration time, so you will probably do very slow barrel rolls to hit enemy ship
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>>52740541
>Depends on the Syndicate entity; remember they're made up of a slew of different organizations. Some hate the Feds/BH less and many of them hate each other.
>I'm updating my builds as we speak and I hope to get my Luos build imaged.
So a former Core Ring member who defended Haven during the war but is now a Dustkeeper would be what? I'm assuming at the very least eyed with extreme suspicion if they were visiting Federation or Blackhawk Space.
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>>52740643
I don't
What are you trying to say?
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>>52740593
>Have you figured out a system yet?
I've decided that I'm going with 100% no stats. Everything will be hinted to in the descriptions. Which means I have to up my writing skills by a fuckton.

I won't be including a relationship diagram in the CYOA, either. Relationships have to be figured out and they'll be somewhat subtly hinted to in descriptions.

For example, there might be 3 competing corporations who are in somewhat a stalemate, and your audit on one of them could change everything. If you topple one, sure that might mean it's better for the other guys, but at what cost? What happens to the market? What if their biggest stakeholders are each other?

>>52740666
I suppose so, but not all Core Ring members were bad even though don't exactly I elude to that.
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>>52734527

Timed isolation C.Y.O.A.

>Food

M.R.E. / bar of Cadbury's milk chocolate with hazelnuts - 3 points cost (points remaining 22)

>Health & hygiene:

Toothbrush & hygiene supplies / unlimited supply + shaving stuff, floss & mouthwash - 3 (19)
Shower / hot water & unlimited soap - 3 (16)
Home gym / swimming pool / fitness instructor (I'm going to buy the plastic surgery option & I want to keep the luscious abs I'm going to give myself) - 8 (8)
No need to waste points on clothes if I'm alone.

>Entertainment & company:

Not!Kindle & 100 books- 2 (6)
Desk computer / gaming upgrade - 7 (-1)

>Outside:

None

>Room & misc:

Self-cleaning surfaces - 1 (-2)
Bodily de-design (pic related + monster cock) - 10 (-12)
Education (computer science) - 4 (-16)

>Bonuses:

No aging during imprisonment - 9 (-25)
Briefcase o' platinum - 1 (-26)

>Penalties:

Migraines (Not looking forward to this one, but I badly need the points.)- +6 (-20)
Foul stench - +4 (-16)
Temporary blindness - +6 (-10)
x10 extra years - +10 (0)
(That mutant Indian octopus baby (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakshmi_Tatma) would make out like a bandit in this one; she could ditch the 4 extra limbs, get the plastic surgery option to look completely normal *with* new papers to prove she's a citizen of the first-world country of her choice & *still* have 4 bonus points left over.)

So; I vanish for 20 years, & when I re-appear I'm a modestly well-off computer expert with the body of a Greek god. And still in my 30's somehow.
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>>52740800
You sure you don't need those nutrient cubes? You won't be getting all your vitamins from MRE's and chocolate.
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>>52740159
Curse of the young
wisdom:Summoner (x2)
Spells:Iluminate Sunbeam Flash Vines Stars
Items: An armor A staff and a cask of wine
Companions: The inmortal bard The friendly dryad(+1 magic&health) and the high priestess
The end: Inmortality
I like the setting of this cyoa but i have two questions what does it do the spells that says be able to fight among your companions? does that mean that i can't fight? and with the curse of the young the effects of losing exposure to sunlight/moonlight are inmediate? and i am aware if i am not exposed to sunlight/moonlight? if i age because of that do i age back if i get exposed again?
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Necromancer update when?
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>>52739686
This CYOA needs work. First, it would be great if minor form of immortality was implemented for each of the patrons, because people just take vial all the time. Second, the Mythos is not about being comfy and living your life like nothing happened. There shouldn't even be an option for no drawbacks. You tap in eldritch magic, you pay the price. Two out of three patrons want you to do nothing at all.
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>>52740643
>why bother aiming when I have 50 machine guns

We 2hu now
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>>52740918
Storytellers are mostly spellcaster with no real fighting ability. Or, well, it'd be more accurate to say that fights between companions are not something even a well trained human would survive. The way I see it, even the most trained human would only be able to reach "Limited" potential.
The effects are nearly immediate, as with every other cure. And you'll be aware of lack of exposure. Aging back will happen, as th condition for aging and dying is not being exposed. Illuminate specifies sunlight for a reason.
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Why do salvage harvesters in star dust need cargo space rooms? Aren't they supposed to be put on ships or drones?
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>>52738684
Posting the answer here since last thread was about to die

Yeah, I was targetting veteran hunters as my main group of costumers, but not necessarily all-powerful veterans with free time and skill. Anyone who can survive and hunt to fill his quota can be a reliable costumer (reliable meaning he doesn't die and can fill my own quota) that wishes to ease the job of taking on those monsters.

You are right with the bounty amount, though. When I was making the build I wasn't really thinking about how hard it may be to collect 120 bounties every 80 days given that a dragon is worth "just" 50 (which is just the value of 5 ooze, but man what do I know). I may tone it down in order to get a more reasonable amount of bounty.

Thanks for the input, Anon!

Also worst case scenario I'm sending the Invisible Hand itself to hunt monsters. It owes me that at least!
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>>52740922

FUCK OFF
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>>52741123
They need cargo space to store shit, obviously. Drones will just haul the salvage into the ship through hangars.
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>>52740800
>>52740848
Is it just me, or might the gourmet food option be worth it solely for the sake of varying one's diet? Since it cycles throughout the year it's reasonable to expect it'd provide a pretty balanced one overall, no?
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>>52740848
I thought M.R.E.s were designed to provide all the nutrients a soldier needs?
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>>52740961
Who let you out of your cage? Go screech somewhere else!
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>>52740922
I bet you would suck Scientist's penis for a page a day on the update.

You whore.
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>>52741193
What are you blabbering about? Are you that insecure about even the slightest criticism?
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>>52741223
Considering that the update will most likely be only a few pages long, it's a small sacrifice for a great cause.
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>>52741157
Yeah, but *4* points!? (Also, why is tea, coffee, etc. so expensive?)
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>>52741189
Heavens, no. MRE's are meant to provide the nutrients you need to remain active in the field for a while. They're not meant to replace ALL Your food. You eat nothing but them for a month, you'll be shitting blood by the end of it. You eat nothing but them for a year you might actually die.

Google a couple of /k/s MRE stories, if you dare.
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>>52741237
>implying you wouldn't enjoy sucking his donger
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>>52741257
Jesus!
Okay then. Uhm... replace shower upgrade with nutrient cubes & environmental control, I guess.
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>>52741257
>>52741189
Pretty much. Imagine living off nothing but beef jerky, trail mix, rice and CalorieMate. If you're hiking through the mountains of Japan it's certainly a nice diet to keep you going, energetic, and loaded with protein, but if you don't vary it up every once in a while your body won't be able to sustain itself for long.

Or hell, just think about pirates. The stuff they ate was basically the MREs of the day, but a single prepackaged meal just cannot contain every single thing your body needs. In their case, a severe lack of vitamin C would cause scurvy (which is why fresh lime was so treasured by sailors). Modern MREs are of course a lot better than tack and jerky, but at the end of the day it's still something you're meant to be eating for days at a time, not weeks (and even then, you should be eating other things in between if by all means possible).
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Bless whoever pointed out the error on Madeleine's page. Edited a few things throughout all three pages as well as clarified with page three you now have two extra choices to use on whoever you want.
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Post interesting concepts that will NEVER become cyoas.
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>>52741331
This will be the last time i'll post this cyoa, if any other errors or mistakes are noticed i'll probably just wallow in shame silently instead of fixing them anymore.
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>>52740800

...Anonymous
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Construct.
...Anonymous
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Look at this pleb, he didn't go to a school and make friends. Your life must be really fucking pathetic if you never had friends, I bet you're a virgin too!
...Anonymous
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25pt+Penalties=59
Food
Kitchen+kitchen basic upgrade=-10 i consider myself a good chef
Health&hygiene
Basic hygiene products+High quality upgrade=-3 im not going to live 20 years while feeling dirty all the time
Proper bathroom+shower+=-3 The same as the last one
Monthly checkup+panic button+remove disabilities+Ubermench upgrade=-16 I consider health a serious matter
Computer upgrade+Gayman pesee+=-7 Not going to live 20 years without videogames
Outside
Vacation+survival suit+cool knife=11 Some fresh air is welcome from time to time even more if i can get some food it will be quite an adventure also i can always bail out with the panic button if things go wrong
Room and misc
Complete body reform-10 yes i am going to be the little girl
Bonus
No aging-9 twenty years are a lot of years
Platinum briefcase-1 Was this or clothing and i have no regrets in my choices
Penalties
10 extra years of stay +10
Weekly migraines +6
Monthly blindess +6
Mute+2
Monthly Asshole visit+4
Monthly stench +4
I can deal with all of this the nightmares or the amputation? nope

I really want to keep the crystal knife for when my time is up though maybe if i ask the observers hard enough?
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>>52741355
Sorry for posting this shit all the time. I promise its all ogre now.

Time to go play some persona 5.
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>>52741355
You should be wallowing in shame for being a pedophile, not for making 10 000 000 spelling mistakes in your pedophilic cyoa.

I spit on you.
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>>52741257
>>52741323
I am but a humble servant.
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>>52741397
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>>52741393
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>>52741350
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>>52741257
>>52741323
>>52741397
>>52741412
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>>52741331
>>52741355
>>52741377
The thing that bothers me the most about this CYOA is how each page has its own version number that increments separately from the other pages, instead of there being a single version of the whole CYOA that includes the pages with a matching version. Same goes for the Hobbyist CYOA.
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>>52741331
No, bless you for making it. I have no idea how you managed to write that much with only a couple errors honestly. Keep up the great work!
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>>52741393
>i spit on you

Fuck you, now I want to be an old gypsy hag.
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>>52741459
Tbh I literally added that in just to see if anyone would notice. The numbers mean nothing.
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>>52741113
Thank god i thought that i would get fucked because in the window that i cast illuminate i would get older and older until i died anyways
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>>52741498
>The numbers mean nothing.
No wonder the first page went from 1.13 to 1.12 and then stopped changing.
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>>52741393
>Pedophile
How is being a shota fucked by older women pedophilia?
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>>52741358
Holy shit my phone fucked up while trying to repost my build
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>>52741540
>Underage child being molested/statutory rape isn't pedophilia
I'm assuming you're from Europe or the Middle East?
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>>52741583
>underage
So you're not 18 right now? Get off 4chan than.
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>>52741583
You're not the pedophile though. If anything your the victim. I guess in your country though you hang rape victims, so I see why you're confused
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>>52741223
not even the same dude but i'd totally do that for a good necro update
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>>52739686
Coin
The Heedful

>>52740159
Forgotten Gods
Caster and diviner
Wine, friend and nurrogate
Mom
Destruction

>>52741331
Naomi
Grace
Quinn
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>>52741611
Who the hell said that?
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>>52741583
Or South America
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>>52741540
Pedophilia isn't magically fun because it's female on male. The mothers are almost all horrid people, sexually aggressive to boot, and the sisters are equally insane. Do you think you're going to get healthy childhood development in such a house? What is going to happen when you start noticing your age? Will you still fuck your mom when she's 50+ and her skin feels like playdough? Will she even let you stop fucking her?

I guarantee growing up in a house like that will leave you scarred for life. Being a nigerian child soldier is probably a better life.
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>>52741619

Fag
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>>52741639
Kony 2012.
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>>52741639
The difference here is that this is no actual child but a man that probably wanted this in the first place
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>>52741189
Unless you like a fuckton of carbs, no.
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>>52741694
By that logic the sex with your sisters would be pedophilia, and it would still be pediphilia from your mother's perspective because she doesn't know or care.

Give up. You might have been able to reason your way out of this if it weren't a triple all-around cross-generational pedophilia cyoa with incestual flavour.
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>>52741540
It's some stupid tumblrfag who doesn't understand 4chan, ignore them.
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>>52741770
Ok whatever i give up
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>>52741793
Good, will you be turning yourself in or do I have to call the cops for you?
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>>52741770
Anon, there is literally nothing wrong about being molested by your mother and older sisters, then taking your frustrations out on your younger sister,
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>>52741859
I hate myself for finding that hot
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>>52740159
>>52740181
>>52740213
>Masked Phantom

>Caster x2

>Black Hand
>Pull
>Corrode
>Stamina
>Dexterity

>Armor
>Companion

>Masked Viper
>Songstress

>Destruction

Big guy. For you.

I can't comprehend this setting at all. I really tried for like 2 or 3 sections but then decided to ignore it altogether.
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>>52741882
Who hurt you?
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>>52741976
Everyone.
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>>52740718
Your penchant for rare Hetzas endears me.
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What's the gayest CYOA out there?

Bonus: What's the straightest?
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>>52742148
The Gayest: Your Favorite CYOA

The Straightest: Your Least Favorite CYOA
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>>52742076
Glad to see I'm not the only fan. Syndicate is basically my favourite due to that alone, though they are awesome.
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>>52742253
Lot of guys on /k/ like Hetza because of shotgun girl specifically. I just happen to like the general style too.
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>>52739491
https://pastebin.com/5fQ1SwSs
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>>52739940
Consider what you already know and how devastating it would be for humanity to lose that knowledge. Basic things, like arithmetic and English, basic concepts of reality like death, even a basic understanding of other people or even any existence outside of yourself. Basically everything you learn before you even go to school, cut out the foundation and civilization will crumble INSTANTLY.
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>>52742396
Sure, I'll sacrifice my chance to become the god of my own demiplane for the sake of the rest of humanity because that's what everyone else would do, right?
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>>52742253
>>52742076
>>52742263
boop

Don't forget that characters made from the Soldier DLC count as "named crew members".
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>>52742433
No I'm just saying that satisfying the Voracious is a lot easier than you think
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>>52742396
Animals know what death is, and how to communicate, so it really depends how "the beginning" he really means
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>>52741397
>>52741412
>>52741431
Wow, I honestly thought M.R.E.s were super-rations for living off. Untill now, anyway.
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>>52742436
You know what has always bothered me in cyoas? Male companions in full armour including helmets so you have no idea what they look like because obviously looks aren't important when it comes to men or something. A visible face should be a baseline requirement for all companions. Surprise uglies are no fun.
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>>52742436
Is it cheating if I add My'hra Jos to Yan-Qui to get a discount on her?

Is it also cheating if I create an Apocalypse squad to get a discount on all four Riders.
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>>52742436
>Not providing the 'Love Amongst the Stars' D.L.C. content for your soldiers.
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>>52742498
Nice I'm taking her.

Honeslty If I had the image creating skills I would do this for my custom characters. I've got 11 of them.
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>>52742475
>Not liking helmets

>>52742494
The reason I have two existing companions there is cause I expanded on and improved their loadouts. They're more expensive than they are in the main CYOA/DLC.

You can if you want, but I'd encourage you to at least build her in the Soldier DLC. I'd discourage anyone from "recreating" existing characters with the DLC for the sole purpose of making them cheaper, though.

>>52742498
B-but most of them are guys.
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>>52742567
I swear I released the Soldier .psd awhile back. I'll upload it along with the new Star Dust .psds.
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>>52742453

Depends on the quality of the MRE and if it's actually an MRE you are talking about or one of those 'Survival Rations' that you actually can live off of with little to no problems.
The Former? The earlier posts are correct, more than one a day will kill you quickly.
The Latter? Not actually an MRE, they are actually LTSRs, people just call them that because it has become an associated term with any extremely long shelf life prepared food.
And to add extra problems to the mix, the US Military has both MREs and LTSRs in inventory.
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>>52742569
>The reason I have two existing companions there is cause I expanded on and improved their loadouts. They're more expensive than they are in the main CYOA/DLC.
>You can if you want, but I'd encourage you to at least build her in the Soldier DLC. I'd discourage anyone from "recreating" existing characters with the DLC for the sole purpose of making them cheaper, though.
Hmm makes sense. I was planning have to two squads of soldiers plus some independents. My'hra was going to be the leader of Yan-Qui so that's why I was thinking of adding her to it.

Anyway if I was going to try and make something like this >>52742436 is the raw on your mega?
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>>52742607
What's an LTSR?
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>>52741976
You. You did. Commit suicide so I can start my healing process.
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>>52742569
I like helmets but I like seeing someone's face before I pick them as a companion more.
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>>52742569
How well do Androids function?
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>>52742640
I don't want you to be healed. Suffer for your pedophilic sins until the end of time.
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>>52742639

Long Term Survival Ration.
A Survival Ration meant for surviving with Long Term use.
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>>52742658
Why? Do you plan on sucking on it?
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>>52742613
Here:
https://mega.nz/#!8E1H3DbL!NkJqI8aIn2pBjDnvNUH9lrZIHgr5pxegnbk6h3IrotE

>>52742668
Like robots.
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>>52742700
Tch... you and your damned intuition.
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>>52741350
School Bully CYOA, you pick bully friends, administration contacts and have to balance your bully status with your "I don't want to get expelled" status to do things like giving nerds wedgies all the way up to raping the cute teacher and getting away with it.
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I'm going to post waifushit OC tomorrow and you can't stop me
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>>52742811
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>>52742704
>Like robots.
Are they capable of performing complex and delicate tasks?
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>>52742789

Who's stopping you?
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>>52742811
I don't want to stop you. I want to encourage your behavior. CYOA should stand for Choose Your Onahole Adjutant. Adventures are for fags.
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>>52742789
>School Bully CYOA, you pick bully friends, administration contacts and have to balance your bully status with your "I don't want to get expelled" status to do things like giving nerds wedgies all the way up to raping the cute teacher and getting away with it.
I want to see this CYOA
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>>52742778
That's one Big Beautiful Pepe
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>>52741331
Luara
>aasygoing
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>>52742789
>That pic
T H I C C
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>>52742861
UGH
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>>52742789
>>52742861
>>52742879
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NEEDS TO BE THICKER
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>>52742837
I'm working on a space-cargo freighter adventure where you choose your ship duties and receive an appropriate amount of currency with which to buy special privileges ranging from things like access to the virtual reality room and personal waifu droids, balanced in such a way that the player has to be careful they don't die from 過労死 but still have enough to live a decent life aboard the ship.

Also I think bullying people is really wrong and would only enjoy it for the emotional trauma.

>>52742861
S T I C C is better in my opinion.
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>>52742789
If you can give me something like a month, I may be able to do that.
And taking
>>52742884
Into consideration, I guess I'll have to use that pic.
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>>52741424
Make your own street gang that terrorises the city with mild inconveniences? That actually sounds super-fun.
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Updated version of my treasure hunter character. I think I'm happy with this, but I kinda want to build my own semi-independent fleet since I have about 100 million credits left. Which would be better for supporting my faction and running miscellaneous assignments, a single cruiser or several frigates?

Also, SDA, I noticed that Milka Star is written as Milka Scarlet in the lovers dlc. >>52739650 Completely unimportant detail but I just thought that I'd point it out. Is it possible to seduce multiple crew members at once without them trying to kill me?
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Kill your companions.
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>>52742957
I'm more of a Persona guy
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>>52742957
Can you imagine this fucker getting revealed as the persona of the traitor in persona 6?
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>>52742969
Persona is for fags though.
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>>52742981
>fucker

Dagda was canonically good and the massacre ending was the most ethical ending you could have.
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>>52742957
No, thanks, fence-sitter.
>>52742998
>massacre ending
>Ethical
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>>52742998
I call everyone "Fucker" at some point or another.
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>>52742938
I wish we had more cyoas with weebtier silly plots like that.
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>>52742998
>ethical massacre

That sounds fucking gay
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>>52743013
Well, maybe I'll make that before the Fire Emblem one I was planning. Honestly, I'd rather work with an original idea more than an adaptation, so... congrats I guess.
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>>52743008
YHWH is now canonically evil and the only way to permanently kill him is through the massacre ending in which you also free all the old gods from their cursed forms and bring back peacefulness to a new primordial world which will be yours to rule.
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>>52743035
Here, take on my finest maymays as a thank you gift. What kind of silly stuff are you going to let us do?
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>>52742957
Let me pick them first, geez. Then I'll sacrifice them.
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>>52743077
>>52743035
I neant to post this one. Oh well, now you get two. I'm so generous.
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>>52743112
what
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>>52743112
*Unzips dick*

name?
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>>52743128
Yes.
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>>52742950
>Is it possible to seduce multiple crew members at once without them trying to kill me?
The way you handle interpersonal relationships is not something I can give you, anon.
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>>52743077
Well, sleeve-tying is the obvious one. Also, there was another comic by the same artist where they dolled up a cute boy and turned him into a trap (pic related). That'll make it in too.
What else... Escorting people across the road when they didn't ACTUALLY want to cross the street? Parking too close to another car so the driver can't get out? Stealing an office lady's microwave lunch and replacing it with a healthy alternative?
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>>52743168
>By law.

Sometimes I truly hope that this is the perception other nations have of us.
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>>52743191
Geez, and here I was planning how to convince you to add in "turning cute boys into traps" without sounding like a fag.
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>>52743191
No, wait, replacing the office lady's lunch with a VEGAN alternative! There we go, that's better.
In fact, rather than being relagated to single acts, maybe the gang has to pick a 'theme' to work with. So that one would be 'vegan activism', the cute boy would be 'makeovers', the sleeve-tying would be 'pranks' and the parking one would be 'car boys'... or something? Needs refinement, but am I onto something?
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>>52742950
>Is it possible to seduce multiple crew members at once
>having multiple crew members

Part 1 of 2

Beatrice XQ22-MKVII bio-mech fleet A.I. project designation 'Rozhestvensky'.

A one-man carrier fleet.

>Origins:

Beatrice R. & D.

>Skills:

Basic piloting - Free
Standard piloting - Free
Advanced piloting - Free
Computer science - Free
Cyber security - Free
Ship gunnery - Free
Mechanics - 2mc (credits remaining 98)
Nuclear - 2mc (96)
Industry - 2mc (94)
Mind link - 2mc (92)
(possitions occupied: Pilot, gunner, e-war.)

>Titles:

The sleeper - +210mc (302)
The hellraiser - +420mc (722)

>Ship hulls:

Carrier / Abyss - 80mc (642)

>Ship A.I.:

Jacob v13.0.4

>Energy subsystems:

x2 Anti-matter core - 60mc (582)

>Shield subsystems:

Stalwart shielding - 30mc (532)

>Ship mods:

Command mods:
"Columbus" BTR37 - 12mc (520)

Hull mods:
Overdrive afterburner - 18mc (502)
Nano armour coating - 24mc (478)
x4 hanger bay - 20mc (458)
Active cloak - 32mc (426)
Teleport jammer - 12mc (414)

>Weapons:

x7 Light laser cannons - 4mc (410)
x8 Flack cannons - 9mc (401)

>Drone hulls:

x2 beacon drones - 2mc (399) *hangar space taken 2* *(hangar space remaining 58)*
x20 fighter drones / heavy laser cannon / missile pod - 100mc (299) *20* *(38)*
x10 brawler drones / rail gun / machine gun / missile pod - 35mc (264) *10* *(28)*
x5 bomber drones / torpedo / auto cannon / missile pod - 40mc (224) *15* *(13)*
x6 combat repair drones - 12mc (212) *6* *(7)*
x6 science probes - 12mc (200) *3* *(4)*

>Vehicles and mechs:

Dropship / x2 autocannons - 7mc (193)

>Industrial equipment:

Tractor beam - 3mc (190)
Composition scanner - 4mc (186)
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>>52743301
>E-war equipment:

Poisoning module - 7mc (179)
Honey pot module - 3mc (176)
Warp jammer - 6mc (170)
Comm scrambler - 5mc (165)
M.I.T.M. module - 4mc (161)
Penetration module - 8mc (153)
Efficiency module - 6mc (147)
Incident module - 4mc (143)
Presence module - 5mc (139)
Overflow module - 10mc (129)
Security grid - 14mc (115)

>Rooms and compartments:

Gravity control room - 2mc (113)
Observatory - 2mc (111)
Cargo space - Free (111)
Hypercomms room - 2mc (109)
Digital security room (combine with hypercomms) - 4mc (105)
Advanced arsenal - 9mc (96)
Aquaculture - 1mc (95)
Hydropnic garden - 1mc (94)
Upgraded ship security - 8mc (86)

>Crew members:

x3,000 androids - 144mc (-58)

>Contracts:

Search & rescue tier 2 - +8mc (-50)
The acheron tier 1 - +4mc (-44)
Escalation tier 4 (could this build take 2 battleships?) - +44mc (0)
All aboard tier 1 - +8mc (8)
The twin fangs tier 1 - +4mc (12)
Rogue drones tier 1 - +5mc (17)
Heat tier 2 - +25mc (42)
The sound tier 4 - +32 (74)
And the fire grows tier 2 - +6mc (80)

+80mc
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>>52743191
Replacing nametags in shared fridges with different tags, but with the same name written on them.
Covering a door with foam insulation so it's really hard, but not impossible, to knock.
Cleaning half the windows on a building, so it's really obvious that the other half isn't clean.
Changing all the regular lightbulbs to festive Christmas-colored ones in a given street in to create a literal "red-light district."
Uninstalling helvetica fonts on a bunch of laptops.
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>>52743279
OH! Maybe an alternative to the 'vegan activism' one, maybe I should just go 'suprise chef'?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surprise_Chef
God I miss that show.
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>>52743176
You could make him tall, handsome and hung, and 99% of his interpersonal relationship problems would vanish.
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>>52743359
This is the future, anon. Everyone can be tall, handsome and hung if they want to.
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>>52743191
>>52743279
I love these ideas!
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>>52741350
Comfydark CYOA about a paranormal apartment the reader has just moved into. The narrator is another tenant who has come across you confused after you just walked up a flight of stairs and ended up in the basement.

From there the narrator goes through all the different sections of the CYOA explaining the paranormal mysteries that exist in the apartment building such as shadow people that travel the hallways at night or the old man who claims to be a Civil war vet with the uniform to prove it.

You pick your tenants from a large variety of cute but strange women and mysterious men who can be romanced or just befriended. You choose out furniture for your apartment that carries special spooky effects like the bed with a helpful monster under the bed, the mirror that reflects a cute ghost who helps you with your dental hygiene, a phone that connects you to people who have already died and the oven that sometimes prepares meals you didn't place inside.

Then you also pick out extra phenomena that may be helpful or neutral towards you and has various comfy effects on your life.

What's important is that nothing in the apartment wants to hurt you, it's spooky but not hostile, just different from what you'd get at a normal apartment. For a reference, it would have a lot of influence taken from the "the village" cyoa.

I'm actually considering making it if there's any interest for such an idea
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>>52743366
Now you gotta tell me how I can make everyone ugly, short, microdicked losers. My bitterness won't stand for a future filled with beautiful people.
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>>52743176
I'll take that as a yes. What do you think of the build? Is the character too much of a may sue?

>>52743301
I'd rather have epic space adventures with my living crew mates than a 100% efficient A.I fleet. Awesome build though, very creative.
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>>52743403
Oh my GOD, please make this! I love comfydark stuff.
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>>52743403
I remember those sorta-worldbuilding threads that had this concept. I dig it.
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>>52743409
You'll need to find a way to modify everyone with your DNA
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>>52743366
Can I have acid blood?
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>>52743450
Shit, dude
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>>52743167
Better see a doctor, zipperdick, cause that ain't normal.
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>>52743450
But I'm not a man. I just think handsome men must die.
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>>52743403
i wish there was more comfydark in the world

godspeed anon
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>>52743528
My life is comfydark.
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>>52743597
same

i know that feel too well friend
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>>52741984
>>52742002
>>52742012
>>52742028
>>52742049
>>52742068
You gotta love a CYOA like this that lets you do stupid shit like make a character that's 7.5 times stronger than your average giant.
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>>52743519
Female DNA is all the better to make them small and pitiful
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>>52740159
hnnnnnnnng i'm really into this but i don't know anybody to play with i trust with this much lewd and dreams but got damn am i into this can i have some setting details or something???
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>>52743676
Not if she's tall for a female, then she;ll just up the average making her life worse.
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>>52743597
the universe is comfydark
Every day, humanity gets closer and closer to destroying itself via one of countless ways. You will likely die before life extension, and if you do odds are you're going to hell or an equivalent because you chose the wrong god to worship. Even if you DID pick the right god or live until life extension was perfected, it's all for naught because relatively soon the universe is going to be cold, dead, and empty.
And yet, despite all of this, people still manage to find love and meaning.
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>>52743403
This is a unique, interesting idea. Don't let it go to waste. If you do I'm going to steal it. There's too much potential here to just let it sit. Cute spooks are the best spooks.

>an armchair that gives you good ideas when you sit down and think, all borrowed from people who died before they could make their ideas come to life
>a set of curtains that let you change the scenery you see through your window
>a radio that plays live musical performances from the afterlife
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>>52741984
UPDATE. FUCKING. WHEN?!
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>>52743597
>>52743649
>>52743736
It's okay guys, we're all comfydark together.
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>>52740159
Reee reeee why are they all girls?! All those stories had at least one male character!!!

I want my fairy tale prince...
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>>52743770
YOU DON'T DESERVE HAPPINESS, NOT EVEN HERE.

SOFT REEEEE
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Updated Star Dust raw .psd files (.7z archive, 170MB):
https://mega.nz/#!tJFUFTzC!4Q7cIzw4hKYrTQVhIeEtQGzwx-wWaJJLkaxiVfXINBU

Build template .psd (pic related, 23MB):
https://mega.nz/#!VFUTFLqA!KfFoVQYSoq_wuJ0TS_P6dxUPyaib4ht1LKVA94UUXBE

I wanted to do more builds but I have an exam tomorrow and imaging one takes a bit of time.
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>>52743790
Gonna pray you fail tomorrow.
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>>52743741
oh shit are we doing neat spoopy apartment things
>an ancient telephone that holds the soul of an inventor who lived in the early 20th century
>a battered old paperback fantasy novel that changes its plot and characters every time you finish it
>a bed with an actual monster that appears under it sometimes, but he's a chill guy and has lots of weird monster stories
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>>52743790
>I wanted to do more builds but I have an exam tomorrow and imaging one takes a bit of time.

Good luck fammm
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>>52741331
hnnnnnnng i approve
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>>52743685
Ask away.
>>52743770
MRW
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>>52743790
Can you open .psd files with anything but photoshop?
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>>52743430
>I'd rather have epic space adventures with my living crew mates than a 100% efficient A.I fleet. Awesome build though, very creative.

Thanks! I forgot to post my concept image, though (pic related).
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>>52743860
Gimme my prince!
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>>52743835
I'm game if you are.

>the building is infested with huge black rats and bats, but they clean and repair things and sometimes leave little presents
>if you listen to the voices in the vents they give genuinely useful and sincere advice
>no matter where you put your wallet and keys, they will always be right by the door as you go out because of a friendly poltergeist
>whenever you help out or have friendly conversation with one of your weird neighbors you find home-cooked food in your fridge
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>>52743897
GIMP is your best bet but some layers might be fucked up.
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>>52740159
Is this worth reading? It hurts my eyes.
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>>52743758
if we go comfy enough maybe we can forget some of the things weve seen
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Alright I have no idea what the hell I'm doing regarding making my own character portraits using Gimp.

>>52743961
>GIMP is your best bet but some layers might be fucked up
This might be why though.
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>>52744002
>Is this worth reading?
What's the point of asking me that? It's a CYOA, not a bestseller.
>>52743926
No.
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>>52741984
>Race
Beastmen (Leopard)
>Stats
Per: 7
Str: 4.25
End: 3
Cha: 2
Int: 3
Wis: 5
Agi: 9
>Perks/Features
Body: Rugged/Masculine
Up Bringing: None
>Titans
Villages the Holy
>Spells
Life: Heal, Stamina Overclock, Return to Body
Death: Curse/Cure Curse
>Armor
Stealth Attire
>Primary Arms and Equipment
Martial Art/Claws
Daggers
>Misc.
Grapple
Seer Eyes
>Mount
Camel
>Mout Stats
Atk: 1
Def: 2
Sta: 5
Agi: 2
Spd: 3
Int: 4
Elemental Affinity: Water
Know Spell: Produce Fog/Rain/Mist
Leftover/Nest Egg: 24 gold
>Companions
Zadarka'kai
Kodgha Graw-Fish
Ruger Primdark
>Great Quests
Prison Break
Talons of the Owl
Princess Rescue (Hallaine)
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>>52744043
Good luck, I will never forget.
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>>52744121
Then pay for your sins with your life. I curse you. I curse you like only a women who underwent great injustice can.
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>>52741331
Chelsea

Jade
Veronica
Nadia

Sonya
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>>52744136
Why do I want to fuck your character?
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>>52744070
Do you mean for the Soldier DLC? I uploaded a "sample" file for this (pic related):
https://mega.nz/#!NcsDjSzL!YI_d57HLIOPHI12S1_i7Dg_3vziqJFCSAeBc20jXVPA
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>>52743960
>under the sink is a family of cockroaches. Specifically, a stern-but-fatherly dad, a loving wife and mother, and hundreds or so of their kids who all want to grow up to be astronauts
>and old CRT that goes between showing only static and showing vivid color that seems almost real. The only channels are low budget public access, the local news and similar, but everyone seems to be happy and trying their hardest to put on a good production
>a strange black mold growing on one of the doors. No matter how thoroughly you
clean it, it always reappears a few hours later, but if you leave it alone for long enough on some nights you see it glow like the northern lights
>ghostly music can be heard coming from somewhere in the building, but since it's the same intensity everywhere nobody can tell its actual location. It's mostly smooth jazz and other orchestral music, and it always cuts out by 7pm so everyone can get a good night's sleep
>occasionally when you open up a closet, you find your shelves packed with permanently-staring porcelain Chinese dolls. They mostly just want someone to dust them every once in a while, and for your trouble they will help organize your closet when they leave
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>>52744195
Because you're a furry, anon.
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>>52744211
Only for you <3
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>>52741331
>Mother
Diana

>Older Sisters
Grace
Emilia

>Younger Sisters
Lucy
Quinn

If you don't take a family that overtly molests you Grace seems kinda fucking crazy.
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>>52744209
>A tape in the bookcase that, when you play it, summons a pale, black haired ghost prostitute that charges per hour. Since she's a ghost, rates are cheaper.
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>>52744291
GHOST BLOWJOB
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>>52741331
I wonder if I could get Grace to kill our mother and sis if I convince her they repeatedly raped me. Then let her take the fall for it. I'd spit in her face as she gets thrown into jail and thank her for being such a stupid whore.

Wonderful young life with a big inheritance follows.
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>>52744196
No this

>>52742704
>Here:
>https://mega.nz/#!8E1H3DbL!NkJqI8aIn2pBjDnvNUH9lrZIHgr5pxegnbk6h3IrotE

But what you just posted really helps.
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>>52744195
He's likable and handsome?
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>>52741984
>Name
Coriya Kiggen
>Race
Merfolk
>Sex
Female
>Stats
Per.- 4
Str.- 2.75
End.- 2/4
Cha.- 6.5
Int.- 7
Wis.- 7
Agi.- 3/6
>Perks/Features
Bodytype: None
Up Bringing: Social and Spiritual
>Curse
None
>Titan
Dearest Sem
>Spells Bonuses and Proficiencies
Water: Produce Fog/Rain/Mist, Water Manipulation, Ice Creation/Manipulation
Light: Light Beam, Lightning, Glow
Dark: Shadowgrasp and Shade Guardian
>Armour/Attire
Skimpy Ceremonial Wear
>Primary Arms and Equipment
Martial Art
Staff/Instrument (Flute)
>Misc. Items
Cure-Tome
Brew-Stock
Ram-Cravan
Elemental Affinity- Air
Spell: Hover/Glide
Atk.- 3
Def.- 2
Sta.- 5
Agi.- 5
Spd- 3
Int.- 4
Great Maps
4 gold leftover
>Companions
>Prince Terry Smithlorn
Per.- 4
Str.- 3.5
End.- 4
Cha.- 6
Int.- 8
Wis.- 2
Agi.- 4
>Christopherson Ram
Per.- 8
Str.- 4.5
End.- 4.5
Cha.- 5
Int.- 5
Wis.- 3
Agi.- 8.5
>Baravisus Sager
Per.- 5
Str.- 8
End.- 7.5
Cha.- 5
Int.- 4.5
Wis.- 4
Agi.- 7.5
>Life Title
Trader
>Great Quests
>The Roving Horde
How troublesome. Don't they know killing/enslaving potential customers will destroy the market? It will make them poorer and they will need to raid more. The never-ending cycle of blood and money. Can't we all just trade with each other?
>The Great Voyage
Lands to buy, a location for my base and a place to call home. Finally, somewhere I can rest easily though I'm going to need to fight people for it. Oh well, the best things in life for worth the battle.

Being a fish out of water isn't that hard though constantly getting offers of glasses of water can get annoying.
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Stardust Build:
https://pastebin.com/yqaYQY3b

Shamelessly stole another anon's formatting. But yeah, Alphonse early in his life realized the unmet need for neutral meeting spaces outside of Stardust Station. Thus, 'Behind the Bar' was formed. It serves as a neutral meeting point for any of the factions, or any two individuals, ensuring no traps and nothing like wires or recording devices. To aid in this, it has a robust Digital Security Suite, and to avoid any and all combat situations it has a cloaking device. It also features a decent, if not great, catering staff that knows how to keep their mouths shut.
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>>52743820
Lancer is gay

You're gay
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>>52744564
Hey, don't drag Cu's name through the mud just because he was posted by a faggot.
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>>52744564
>>52744580
All Nasuverse characters are pretty fucking gay to be honest.
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ANY OF YOU FUCKBOIS GOT THE RANGER CYOA?
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I've kinda wanted to make a Transformers based CYOA, with the possibility of running a quest off of builds people make set in universe during the War for Cybertron, or the aftermath during the Fall of Cybertron and Energon scarcity.

The only problems are I don't know if I can balance the builds, make a fun engaging campaign (May have to limit builds for either Auto-bots or Decepticons), and whether there is enough interest for it...

I do have an idea for a Stat system, and perk/skill system similar to Old style fallout mixed with rogue-like elements and tactics (Turn based obviously were it to be a quest on here).

Anyone have any thoughts on the matter? Or perhaps requests for what I could focus on?
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>>52741223
>Not wanting the Overlich's bone
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>>52744636
I'd argue that being sexually attracted to swords and justice does not equate to homosexuality, but hey. What do I know?
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This thread is filled with sluts
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>>52744669
Yeah, but the love triangle between Shirou, Archer and Gil is fucking unbearable.
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>>52744640
>Perk system similar to old Fallout

If you don't include the auto-crit perks, I will scathe you for making that comparison.
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>>52744636
>>52744564

t. fujoshi
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>>52744683
Man, I just want Gil to realize how much Kotomine means to him.
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>>52744752
Gil will never betray Enkidu's memory.
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>>52744722
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>>52744752
>>52744864
This is the true tragedy of the grail war.
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>>52744640
Man, now I'm remembering the old transformers quest with the crotchety ex-cop who transformed into sharktopus nightmare fuel. Shame that ended.

My advice would be to basically ignore balance. The universe has some bots being waaay more powerful than their peers. As long as you have options that let people build cool bots, that'll be plenty.

roguelike doesn't sound like it would fit either transformers or a quest structure, since it's based around failing and trying again repeatedly, groundhog-day style.
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Okay screw making character portraits for now I'm just going to finish my build without them.
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>>52744722
Did I insult your closeted boner for all things Nasu?

Read some real fiction you sperg ass maggot.
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>>52743403
>>52743741
>>52743835
>>52743960
>>52744209
>>52744291
I didn't know comfydark was my favourite subgenre, but now I do!
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>>52744993
Are you saying Westerners produce far superior fiction than the East?

I will agree with you.
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>>52740848
They are M.R.E.-like substances. Since malnutrition isn't mentioned, it's possible they are perfectly balanced nutrition wise, they're just super fucking boring.

>>52741157
Your best bet is an upgraded Kitchen (the Fridge upgrade) with an additional $25 a month (yes, 11 points). The USDA recommendations on food budgeting has single male moderate food plan at around $70, give or take depending on age. Add on a cookbook if you can't into food.

The gourmet meal is once a week, and costs 10 to get it every day.
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>>52744638
I do. But you called me a fuckboi, and that hurt my feelings.
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>>52745175

You must be new here, Faglord
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>>52745140
Japanese storytelling is always really fucking cringey.
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>>52745196
Do you also have a request for a certain CYOA? Because you too will be denied for hurting my feelings.
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>>52745218
Nope. Writhe in impotent rage as you are unable to retaliate.
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>>52743403
That sounds amazing!
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>>52741984
>Name
Andrew Redwoods
>Race
Human
>Stats
Per.- 5 (+4)
Str.- 5.5
End.- 7.75
Cha.- 13.5
Int.- 2
Wis. - 3
Agi.- 2.75
>Perks
Social
>Curse
Dullahan
Never piss off a gypsy troll for not letting you cross her bridge.
>Titan
Sea-Mother Yoonai
>Spells
Summon Animal Companion, Underwater Affinity, Create Poison/Immunity, Special Awareness, Acoustics, Become Air, Summon Treant Companion
>Armor
Noble Fur Wear
>Weapons
Light Banner Polearm
Sword General
Light Shield
>Misc. Items
Lantern
Brew-Stock
Warpaint
>Mount
Horse (Can't beat the Classic)
Elemental Affinity: Nature (Plant Manipulation)
>Allies
Julius Omeran
Ellra Wi'losha
Kaiden Rasmus (Might have conflicts but I can convince him that the Undead aren't unholy)
Gorgon-Heart
>Life Title
Warden
>Quests
Respects Your Elders
Operations: Gravedigger
The Coming

I'm a charming horseman. Great.
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>>52743403
>>52743403
>>52743741
>>52743835
>>52743960
>>52744209
I love this. I had no idea I loved this so much. Can this be a thing? Please, let this be a thing.
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Reminder that Talon is the faction with the coolest aesthetic and fleet doctrine but they're also the faction with the worst companions.

Seriously SDA, what gives? Their companions are a pretty boy, a man-face, a faceless operator operating operationally, a hateful mutinous bitch, and of course the space elf. The space elf being the only one with a personality that's not immediately caustic.
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>>52745582
Civilian is best origin. More money means more stuff. Also, you haven't made any enemies...yet.
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>>52745597
but you also don't have any friends
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>>52741984
>Name
Bolk
>Race
Beastman: Bear
Muscular+fat+Ugly+Rough
Renegade
>Titan
Gohtant
>Spells
Glow
Stoneskin
Heal
Overclock
Return to body
Light Beam
Sleeptouch
---
Warrior/Faithful
>Inventory
Plate Armor
Heavy Hammer
Jar of Warpaint *cough*free*cough*
60 Gold
>Final stats

P:2.5
S:12.5
E:12
C:1.5
I:2
W:2.5

A:3
>Companions
Aisha Dun'laa: As the Infiltrator
August Brightore: As the Caster
Gus Applecoin: As the Face, and team lead
+Melcey Jesneruses: As the rescuee, and the Kid

And Bolk: as the Bear.
>QUESTS
Prison Break: No idea what Melcey was doing in there, but whatever.
Rougue Titans: Bring it the fuck on
The Coming: BRING IT THE FUCK ON
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>>52745582
>Talon is supposed to be classy.
>None of their crew is remotely classy.
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Regarding the Berserk title does it only apply to your main ship or to all of them?
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>>52744640
option to be a franken transformer like lockdown
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>>52741984
If you have a high Int. said 10 and have lycanthropy, can you still be coherent enough to stay in control?
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>>52744640
Give us the option of being humans that can interface with and pilot predacons.
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>>52745597
>best origin

Unless you are getting 20million or more worth of discounts from other origins.
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>>52744640
beast mode
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>>52745689
Not much of a difference for you, right?
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>>52745689
Who needs f-friends if you have money!
;_;
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>>52744640
>>52744924
Found that old transformer quest in the archives. May give some ideas.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33065451/
The evolution of the character's alt mode was fun to read.
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>>52743757
Is the author still here/alive?
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>>52745582
>not liking tavi
>not wanting roxxane tweaking inside your core
>not letting tabs show you just how much better of a pilot he is then you
>not having marcelo just grunt at you in the vr trainer

why do you even live
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Great new idea for you SDA. Make a squad for each of the remaining factions. You already have ones for Lous and Dustkeepers so why not continue the trend.
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>>52746426
Why don't you do it?
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If I bought two Mana Cores when using a Herald Ship would the second one cost 20m or 15m? Do I take the 10m discount before or after the 50% discount for buying a second one?
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>>52746379
I didn't criticize Tavi. I gave her a compliment.

Roxxane is an ugly man-face with no personality.

Tabs is a boring pretty boy.

Marcelo is a non-character.
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>>52744640
BEAST WARS
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>>52746379
>>52746580
I have a question here, is there anyone who would not refer to her as Tavi? Because I'm pretty sure there isn't.
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>>52746658
A little light bullying is fun.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HUSBANDO CYOA WHEN?!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>52746978
When you make it anon.
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>>52746978
There's an incubus husbando CYOa.
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>>52746978
When you stop being a faggot.
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>>52747017
I do believe that author is currently working on another CYOA, something to do with neighbourhoods.
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>>52743191
Care to post the other pages to this? I know the artist, but it doesn't seem to be showing up on saucenao or iqdb.
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>>52747037
I always assume that the person calling another person a faggot, is in fact the actual faggot.
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>>52746978
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>>52747121
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>>52747067
Kill yourself.
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>>52747057
Sure. It's 4 pages, so here goes.
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>>52747067
>implying I meant gay
>implying I didn't call him a faggot because he's a faggot
I mean that anon wants a husbando cyoa, they're obviously gay, but that doesn't mean they have to be a faggot about it.
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>>52747178
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>>52747182
>excuses for calling someone a faggot
>must be a faggot
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>>52747189
Aaaand page 4; you already have page 3 above.
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>>52740593
>Let me know if you need some help.
Kek random anon with no experience and value thinks he can help SDA. You're funny.
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>>52747217
yes, SD "cruisers are cheaper than destroyers" A.
Such a genius, how can us mere mortals compete.
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>>52747209
file name implies that there's part one
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>>52747217
I doubt anyone can help SDA anymore. Not even a professional psychologist would get to the bottom of her issues...
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>>52744291
>a gremlin that repairs things if you see it during a midnight snack
>A ghost bride that possesses for making your waifu real/turn you into a waifu because she wants to feel the love
>A bad luck charm that gives your bad luck silver lining.
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>>52747274
Considering the shit that SDA endured (including a 1000 post thread mostly on shitflinging him), I'm surprised he's kept his composure. Pretty sure most other people would have left or killed themselves at this point. We will never achieve that level of smugness.
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>>52747299
>smugness
Delusion, anon. The word you're looking for is delusion. I have no doubt he still thinks he's right.
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>>52747269
just the full version of the sleeve-tying comic
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If your CYOA isn't principally about waifus or husbandos, what are you even doing?
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>>52747317
All I recall was some neckbeards REEing at him because he changed some numbers and that it was only like 2 people.
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>>52747330
sure thing, sda
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>>52747299
SDA truly is the best thing to happen to /cyoag/.
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>>52747322
I'm making a CYOA right now. It's a supernatural sol childhood cyoa. Basically you pick 1 artifact, 2 childhood friends, (Which can act as waifu/husbando) and then you pick 6 supernatural sol adventures to go on.
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>>52747322
Not all CYOAs are self-congratulatory wank-fests; some remain in the spirit of thought experiments and/or actual 'adventures'.
Even though I'm guilty of making nothing but waifu trash. I promise to try something different with the mild inconvenience gang CYOA though!
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>>52747317
There are people in this thread who seem dead set on shitposting about him probably because he insulted their shit build at one point. You seem like one of them.
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>>52747346
Why don't you marry him then?
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>>52747347
>waifu your childhood friend
THANK YOU
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>>52747299
SDA truly is the best thing to happen to /cyoag/.

I want to fluster that smug girl
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>>52747350
>thought experiments for mechanics that don't exist
L O L

Just give me the bare framework of a context for when I fap to the cute pictures you include.
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>>52747357
Try again, dear. I'm one of those people annoyed by SDAfags who shit up this thread with their terrible cyoa and drivel writeups.

Unironically defending a raging narcissist really puts your complete lack of self worth into stark relief.
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>>52747346
>>52747383
samefag

>>52747390
The lack of self-awareness in this post is endearing.

I sense jealousy.
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>>52747411
Tell me, how can you breath with sda's cock that far down your throat?
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give me one good SDA cyoa

Post it fucking nerds
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>>52747415
I don't care much for him, but to call his cyoas shit is just an indicator of your autism. They're fine.
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>>52747433
>sdafags actually believe this
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>>52747415
>>52747418
>>52747390
It figures that all the SDA shitposting arises when it's Aussie prime time. We don't have this shit during the day in countries that matter.
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>>52742475
Take that up with all the artists that like drawing pretty girls, or the gender roles that say men should be stoic badasses who show no emotion.
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>>52747457

can't even post a single one

l o l
>>
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>>52747464
Same goes for CYOAs by you.
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>>52747468
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>>52747483
>the n-no u defense
well played, faggot
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>>52747483
>even if it's shit I have to shovel it in my mouth because at least someone made shit for me to eat

L O L
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>>52747499
It's true though, and you can cite pretty much any CYOA by him to be decent.

Now you're going to just blalantly say they're shit without making comparisons and then tell me I'm sucking his cock, but I don't expect much from an Aussie poster anyways.

Where did he touch you? Why are you so troubled?
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>>52747350
>Adventures
>GUYS PRESS THIS BUTTON TO KILL THE JEWS
This is how CYOAs started.
>GUYS PICK THIS ONE ITEM
So adventurous.
>GUYS YOU'RE LOCKED IN PRISON FOREVER
This was the second expansion. No adventure to be had.
>GUYS YOU ARE TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND AND WILL DEFINITELY DIE.
Adventure, but it was basically assured death so the appeal is limited.

It was only afterwards that there was any 'adventure', and around the same time people started including waifus in those adventures.
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>>52747534
>EVERYTHING HE DOES IS GREAT
>t-tell me where he t-touched you
sorry anon, you'll have to look elsewhere to fill your sda fetish
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>>52747457
What's with the Australian hate? Truly curious.
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>>52747464
>>52747499
>>52747511
Well, time to abandon threads, folks. The shitposter have arrived.
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>>52747581
Amerifats are jealous that we use a superior measurement system, and are better at banter than they are.
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>>52747581
The best and worst shitposters are from Australia
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>>52747603
But Australians are hotter than us
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>>52747347
Don't include guys. Don't give in to the fuccboi shitposter.
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>>52747603
Well this confirms it. The reasons these threads are so shit is because of Aussies.
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>>52747603
>get's cucked by flightless birds
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>>52747618
But anon, you are the shitposter.
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>>52747622
gets* before some aussie goes "American education"
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>>52747618
>>52747622
Checkmate amerifats
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>>52747646
You're just jealous of our curves
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>>52747680
Not gonna lie, i kek'd
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>>52747646
You know if you guys were actually funny people wouldn't mind your shitposting.
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>>52747680
What is it with Americans and clapping?
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>>52743519
>>52743770
>>52743926
>>52744912
>>52746978


I can't even tell if """she""" is serious or baiting or what the fuck is going on. but this is a meme i don't think is fun
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>>52747722
I'm not sure how the meme got started personally, I only ever see people clapping at the end of a musical performance or an award ceremony.
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>>52747722
Blame hollywood for making people clap at things in movies. The meme caught on.
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>>52747534
>not even one example cyoa
Lol keep trying
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>>52747726
'she' is also the one throwing a fit about the incest CYOA above, so I'm going to tell you it's baiting. That anon might legitimately be upset at it for not having brothers or something, though.
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>>52747728
I did go to the southern US once and people really did clap at the end of the movie. It was a little surreal after all the memes that I honestly thought were just memes.
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>>52741984
Obligatory.
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>>52747750
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>>52747750
Israelis also do this, so it could be Jewish influence.
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>>52747726
How do you even know if they're all the same person?
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>>52747773
Maybe something to do with the Hassid movement? IIRC they believe that since loving God is the greatest of all joys, showing happiness is an expression of love for God or some shit. They dance in the streets and clap all the time.
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>>52747617
Did you have no friends as a child?
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>>52746613
Dinobot.

>did not come here to be reminded of feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SepcT0KtUM
>>
still waiting on that even halfway decent sda cyoa
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>>52747805
Damn, i forgot how bad the animation was for that
>>
>>52747823
Yeah, it wasn't that nice. Guess it worked tho. made it the weird and wonderful show it was.
>>
If that Comfydark Apartment CYOA really never gets made I will be really disappointed. There are a lot of fun ideas in this thread I would really like to see fleshed out.
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>>52747750
I live in the southern US. Nobody does this. I have never seen anyone clap at any point in a movie.
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>>52747844
Try coming out of your basement sometimes.
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>>52747735
Has it ever crossed your mind some people might hate a pedophilia cyoa on principle, you demented kiddy diddler?
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>>52739881
"Defesnsive Magic"
>>
still waiting
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>>52747879
We're on 4chan, so no, not really.
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>>52747879
Has it ever crossed your mind some people might hate a sci fi adventure cyoa on principle, you demented xeno fucker?
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>>52747540
Those fucking island things. They were kinda interesting but every time I read one, it seemed that only sensible move was to pick a weapon as one of your starting items and then kill yourself.

And the nemesis choices were just dumb, it was like race to see how could write up a grimdorkest murdermonster. Hmm, yes, I can take a gun. Yes, good. In exchange a Terminator on steroids will hunt me down like an animal and torture me for million years. Seems like an ok deal.


I liked some of those 'pick one item' ones tho.
>>
Is there a martial arts cyoa? How would one go about making a martial arts cyoa?
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>>52747870
Senpai I went to go see Rogue One in theaters. I don't go to movies too often, but I do so every few months.
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>>52747879
You're on 4chan.

You're talking about drawings.

You're on the play pretend board.

Any moralfagging on your part over fiction comes across as what's truly demented.
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>>52747933
I feel the same, some have interesting lore or options, but the nemesis is always completely unstoppable so they're boring to look at. You know you'd die.
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>>52747944
I'm trying now to remember which movie it was. It had to either be San Francisco or Miami because those are the only two cities in the Southern US I've visited, and it happened in one but I don't remember which.
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>>52743403
This reminds me of that Merlin Township or whatever it was called. I approve.
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>>52747958
>San Francisco
>southern
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>>52747940
>>
Is there much benefit to taking a second antimatter cannon in Stardust?
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>>52747958
>San Francisco
>Southern US
Anon, no. That's California.

The Southern US refers to Texas to the east coast, north to Arkansas, Tennessee, and Virginia. South to Florida and Louisiana. The southeast. It calls itself the south because there wasn't always a southwest.

The southwestern part of the country is just called the Southwest. Though even then, California is often considered its own cultural thing.


Miama is southern but it's full of yankees, no telling where they picked up their habit.
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>>52747983
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>>52743960
> >no matter where you put your wallet and keys, they will always be right by the door as you go out because of a friendly poltergeist
This would trigger my autism so hard because that's not where I keep either of those.
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>>52747958
California isn't the southern US, and San Francisco isn't even southern California.
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>>52747851
Magic Returned CYOA: (+12)
Bloodline:
>Psionic Vampire (+1 Mental, +2 Social) (-4)
Stats:
>Physical Level 1 (-1)
>Mental Level 1 (Free)
>Social Level 4 (-7)
Magic:
>None
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>>52747983
>Repeating Crossbow
I'm tempted to pick that option solely for how cheeky it would be to just shoot your opponent in the middle of a fist-fight
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How would people feel about an Iliad-themed CYOA with qt goddess waifus?
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>>52747983
You got me but I'm talking about """"martial arts"""" cyoas. You know, the ones where a loser protagonist gets his life together by learning a (ridiculous, over the top) martial art, learning to stand up for himself, making friends and finding love along the way. Does that make me a weeb faggot?
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>>52747978
>>52747989
>>52748005
Huh. My mistake, then. I didn't realize there was a specific cultural definition outside of a pure North/South split, but I guess it makes historical sense. Sorry.
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>>52747851
Don't you pretty much need translocation for pact bloodline?
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>>52748043
>qt goddess waifus
>implying Odysseus ever strayed from his beloved Penelope

It's like you never read the Iliad.
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>>52739686
Are there any like this one where you can choose/customize your own girl? I loved the detail and I find these really fun but there weren't a lot I could find in the pastebin
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>>52748043
What goddesses were in the Iliad? Thetis, Athena, Aphodite as a hilarious fuckup and Dion, Hera. Did anyone else show up? If you expand it to include the whole epic cycle you can include Iris, Eos, Circe, Calypso, and probably others I am forgetting.
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>>52747617
I have it half guys half girls
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>>52748043
just gonna point out that the greek goddesses were the worst possible mix of yandere, manipulative bitch and slut.
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>>52747774
"""She""" uses the same images and same rhetoric every thread.
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>>52748103
Synthetic, but it's something
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>>52747726
I'm pretty sure it's bait I hope
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>>52748070
Odysseus bones both Circe and Calypso. For YEARS. Seriously, it take him more than a decade to get more. Seven of those years were spent on Calypso's island fucking on a daily basis.
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>>52747988
Really big fleet fights where you have more than one big target to explode, I imagine.
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>>52748113
Psyche was a good girl, and Hestia was a waifu incarnate. That's about it though.
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>>52748138
to get home
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>>52748034
You are leader of an evil cult, go hog wild.
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>>52747842
Maybe you love it so much you could make it?
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>>52748138
So this is going to be a cuck cyoa? Get out.
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>>52748103
Look for the Anon's Imouto CYOA. i'd post it, but my internet is too slow right now. I'm also working on a CYOA that will take inspiration from both of those in the customisation section, because Anon's Imouto and Gentle Femdom are AMAZINGLY robust.
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>still no sda cyoa example
Hilarious
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>>52748176
I can try, but knowing me I'll give up partway. Hence the hope.
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>>52748227
You're being ignored. Take a hint.
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>>52748227
>>52748242
She/he is loud and smug. It does produce good cyoas but its fame comes from its incredible ability to milk them out. With the excuse of "updates" and "balance changes" it posts the same cyoa for months on end and incites shitstorm after shitstorm.

Its cyoas are rather high quality though.

My 2 cents.
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>>52748242
if your willing to defend it then clearly it should be good enough to post for people to enjoy and it would be evident that it was good

Why not

Are you saying they're all too shit to even post
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>>52748271
I have no stake in this argument; SDA's CYOAs tend to be too number-crunchy for my tastes. I'm just saying, you're being ignored, so please stop shitting up the thread every five minutes.
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>>52748241
Too bad
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>>52748296
already past bump limit fag more posting ain't doing shit
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>>52748317
Anon, seeing as how you have such great tastes in CYOA, why not post one of the ones that outclasses SDA's? Let's see one of those really great ones. You're not going to do it because in the end you'd rather just bitch and moan. Also I'm a different anon, so I don't want to hear about >muh goalposts
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>>52747978
Maybe he's from Alaska and thinks all the continental 48 are "southern".
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>>52748355
This one fag
>>52744305
Simple, to the point,no shitty fake mechanics or "balance issues" I rate it poo out of loo
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>>52747750
>>52747958
>>52748049
Anon, this is the South. Mostly.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_United_States
Maryland, Delaware and Florida aren't really 'Southern', IMO.

California is… California. It's full of idiots, left-wing and otherwise.
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>>52748406
OBSESSED
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>>52748391
>Pick 1 lolrandom item joke CYOA
I can see you truly have sophisticated tastes
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>>52748418
Uh, wat?
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>>52748406
Florida is Southern. They were part of the Confederacy, and people keep forgetting that northern Florida is much like Georgia.

You're right that Maryland and Delaware aren't Southern, but Kentucky, West Virginia, and Missouri aren't Southern either. You can't be Southern if you sided with the Union in the Civil War, you're an honorary yankee. Though hilariously enough, not even the North wants them, so they exist in a limbo where EVERYONE hates them. Serves 'em right frankly.
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>>52748427
You /pol/tards are always so obsessed, you have to bring your insecurities about "Commiefornia" everywhere you go.
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>>52748454
Tons of people hate California for various reasons. Your state isn't popular.
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>>52748454
Everyone hate California, even the most blue of states.
You probably are the worst non-southern state
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>>52748454
>>52748461
>>52748471
I really dislike California, I do have a few good things to say about it though. Great restaurants, plenty of entertainment, and a lot of very attractive women. No other redeeming qualities.
(off coast oil, maybe?)
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>>52748425
funny/creative options without pretending to be something its not
But lol fag keep making shitty "builds" for pretentious fake mechanics
literally just for autists to crunch fake numbers for fake/nonexistent mechanics
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Next thread:
>>52748504
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>>52748461
>>52748471
OBSESSED
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>>52748355
>You're not going to do it because in the end you'd rather just bitch and moan.
it took you THIS long to figure that out? how many times did you fail high school?
that is what shitposters do. what they want.
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>>52748434
Fair enough. It's just that when I think of Florida, the first thing to come to mind is the panhandle. And the panhandle is just… there aren't any words to describe it. Giant mental hospital?
And I guess you got a point about Kentucky, WV, and Missouri too. But goddamn if they don't try to be Southern.

>>52748454
I don't go to /pol/.
It's just that everything that comes out of California seems to be steeped in high octane derp.
I don't think they're communist either, just idiots. They ARE a little too 'share the wealth' for my tastes, though.

>>52748517
>he just spams a word like that's a proper rebuttal
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>>52748502
I know the big numbers must scare you anon.
Here I'll made a simple CYOA for you, but I didn't add pictures (I know it must be hard for you)
Option 1: You kill yourself
Option 2: You kill yourself but someone tells you a poop joke before you die

Simple enough for you?
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>>52748529
>But goddamn if they don't try to be Southern.
Which is why we shun and shame them. We're not gonna let them forget whose side they fell on in the end. Their desperation to join the club now just makes them easier targets.
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>>52748529
>needing to rebut insecurities that pop up whenever something California-related is mentioned.
Bet you go through your day going "and hey, FUCK California". Loving every laugh.
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>>52748565
Didn't you guys decriminalize intentionally infecting people with AIDs?
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>>52748565
Sounds like you might also be "OBSESSED" in some way then, lad.
Sorry if you have to live there, it's never good to be trapped somewhere you don't like.
Unless you like it/don't live there. In which case I don't know what's going on here.
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>>52748533
Let me make one for you that will make you feel smart cause you can look at big numbers
1: Sword +100
2: Gun +100
What do the numbers stand for I dunno lol it's not like there's a game or anything
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If you had to choose, would you rather lose your left arm(from elbow down) or your right leg(from knee down) ?
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>>52748582
Aren't you the product of three generations of inbreeding and a shotgun marriage, Cletus?
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>>52748592
You're doing it all wrong lad. Lemme show you.
>Budget: 100
>1: Sword -25
>2: Gun -50
>3: Bullets -25
>4: Magic: -90
>Drawback: Lose all toes and half your fingers: +5

Gotta have a bit of math in there to really hold keep them hooked.
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>>52748592
>Can't understand simple abstractions
>Can't understand numbers as indicators or as relative measurements
No surprise there anon, you really are as stupid as I thought
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>>52748608
I'm a Native American, paleface.
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>>52748612
>thinking those abstractions mean something in half-assed fake mechanics
lol
hey tell you what you can trade in half your points for a sword +10 or just spend like 1/4 for a normal sword
How much of a difference does that make lol I dunno I was too lazy to come up with actual mechanics but still wanted to look smart with big numbers
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>>52748602
If you had to choose, would you rather stop shitposting forever or never be able to access anything else on the internet besides 4chan?
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>>52748582
They didn't actually do it yet, but the bill has been proposed by actual lawmakers.
They think the olds laws are "fear driven" and racist. The fear driven part is pretty funny, since that's how they get most of their own laws passed. See: any and all forms of gun control.
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>>52748638
Sure, and I'm Geronimo.
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>>52748677
It's closer to +10 sword vs +5 sword, but I guess you would have had to read it to know what you're talking about. Though either way as we both know, math that complex eludes you
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>>52748693
HIV is now a race.
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>>52748103
Does this have a second page?
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>>52743112
>i'm a man
>into my pussy
Literally what.
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>>52748706
yeah and monsters work in the scale of thousands so +5 or +10 barely makes a difference
Oh I didn't mention that
I guess it was in the mechanics I never bothered to make but wanted to make myself and other people look smart because numbers
But +10 is still twice as good as +5 so it's a better build right??
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>>52748733
No, but it does have a more complete version (pic related).
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>>52748677
>fake mechanics
what?
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>>52748602
Right leg, because losing my left arm would severely reduce my shitposting capabilities. Also prosthetic legs are more useful replacements than prosthetic arms are.
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>>52748103
Gentle Femdom CYOA:
Age:
>Fresh Graduate
Size Ratio:
>Amazonian
Physical Build:
>Athletic
Breast Size:
>Busty
Butt and Hips:
>Child Bearing
Facial Features:
>Sexy
Hairstyle:
>Sex Hair
Skin Tone:
>Fair
Sex Drive:
>Sexual Predator
Romantic Attitude:
>Fulltime Dom
Personality Traits:
>Possessive
>Smugtacular
>Charismatic
>Tomboy
>Cool
>Pervert
>Pragmatic
>Cunning
>Motherly
>Aggressive
Fetishes and Desires:
>Cuddling
>Public Sex
>Sweaty Sex
>Oral x2
>Rape Play
>Smothering
>Being on Top
>Milking Dry
>Territorial
Hobbies and Interests:
>Hunting
>Shooting
>Sports: Clay Target Shooting
>Sports: Action Shooting
>Cooking
Extra Features:
>Piercings
>Tattoos
>Inhumanity x3
Inhuman Traits:
>Fluffy Tail
>Animal Ears
>Sharp Claws
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>>52748758
Cheers.
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>>52748070
Don't worry anon, your husbando is pure. You wouldn't be playing named Greek heroes (although you could get certain reminiscent powers -- "many ways" of "breaker of horses" for example).
>>52748113
best*
>>52748106
I'll also be including qt Trojan and Greek girls.
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>>52748806
Oh, and bois obviously. This is Greek.
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>>52748831
Traps? Where and or when are you finishing it?
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>>52748831
Reminder that in Ancient Greece, there was considered to be nothing morally wrong with having both a wife and a cute boy lover.

>>52748833
If it's Greek it should be both traps and twinks.
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>>52748833
Like in a few days probably. Maybe much longer if I have no idea how to format it. The waifus won't be THE focus btw.
>>52748838
And rippling wild men. I'm not actually gay so I'll be basing this off my homoerotic daydreams.
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>>52748858
>I'm not actually gay
Not a problem, the Greeks weren't gay either.

Not by their own definition, anyway.
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>>52748858
I just need them traps. Can I ignore the gross men?
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>>52748806
>including qt Trojan

something something "penetrate her walls unnoticed" ? You gotta reference the horse man
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>>52748937
this 2bqh
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I'm gonna sit on me trumpet voluntary whilst listening to the meatball parade and the Eric Andre show theme
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>>52741331
African Child Soldier experience with free respawns sounds great. Eventually I will become Big Boss.
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