Pathfinder General /pfg/

>>52713935
is that orc using a fucking sarcophagus as a shield

>>52713935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUH9jD__qHY

Why can't Skalds take Perform (Dance) for their Raging Performance?

>>52713935
That Orc gets me every time. He just fucking picks up a Sarcophagus to use as a shield because its big and covers his body. And the best part is it just works because it can.

>>52713968
Nobody ever claimed orcs were particularly caring of historical artifacts.

>>52713968
THE ANCIENTS PROTECT

And who says you necromancy has to be evil?

>>52713935
Who's that gunslinger? The concept is kinda cool but he looks like a fuccboi.

>>52714006
Oh, I remember this--it was back when the only guns in the mechanics were just expensive wand-holders that helped you aim better.

That latest Overlewd app

Now that's a giggle.

I've just discovered variant bardic performances and masterpieces.

Besides the feat: extra performance, is there any other way to increase rounds of bardic performance available in a day? I know lingering song can be manipulated to cheese the system a bit, and an increase to bard level and/or Cha will yield more performances.

>>52714208
be a half elf

>>52714208
No.

>>52714205
It was a wild ride watching Broodie write that shit up. The running commentary was gold.

>>52714205
They made this drunk at 2am.

I am impressed.

>>52714241
my friend

my friend

Spellcheck is gods blessing to drunkposting

Also tequila is gods blessing

>>52714205
I don't get it, is there a joke I'm missing?

>>52714215

I guess gnome would work too, but it's too late to change races.

>>52714219

Guess I'll have to go back to being a bit miserly with my performances. Thankfully I have lingering song.

>>52714264
it's a discord thing, you wouldn't understand

>>52714264
the joke is that its literally a fucking dominatrix how is that not a meme

>>52714305
How is it a meme in any way? How is it a joke, for that matter?

>>52714318
for fucks sake

>>52714264
Broodie did it drunk is the joke.
They just wanted to use a whip.

>>52714342
ill have you know that i also wanted to be an eliciter

>Role: Dominant.
Ehehehehe

File: 1463204647494.jpg (81KB, 786x1024px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 786x1024px

>Von Edelfelt
t.

>>52714440
OOOOHOHOHOHOHO~

>>52714440
Good tastes, literally my backup Waifu should I abandon ship.

>>52714462
>vivienne is a noble

The memes in this app are actually deep.

>>52714486
VIVIENNE PLEASES OLD MEN FOR PRESTIGE AND TITLES OHOHOHOHOHO

>>52714506
>VIVIENNE TORTURES OLD MEN FOR PRESTIGE AND TITLES OHOHOHOHOHO
FTFY

>>52714527
>implying they don't get off from it
Also
>that wraith picture for the wraith
t. smudge tool pro

>>52714527
same thing really

File: 1465611982562.jpg (40KB, 539x800px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 539x800px

>>52714541
You would not believe how hard it was to just find a normal goddamn picture of a wraith that actually looks smokey and insubstantial but isn't 3D.

I've got a hot tip to start buying buxom punchgirl stocks--Overlewd GM is a muscle fan

>>52714566
>buying punchgirl stocks
>this far past the crash

>>52714566
How about delicate punch girls?

>>52714575
Stocks always recover. That being said

>>52714566
As soon as you announce BUY BUY BUY, you create a fucking bubble.

>>52714582
Not always, I hear Bara Meta was actually insider trading

Though given that Legg and Zokat got into Shardwalkers... Was the Bara Meta true?

>>52714564
I mean it looks okay, it's just so obvious you spammed smudge like no tomorrow.

Do you employ themes and motif as guides when making a character or/and setting?

>>52714582
God damn it Broodie, don't just shout out those words nilly willy.

You buttslut

>>52714602
yoooo what the fuck that ain't me

do you think i'm assed to capitalize shit at this point.

I just made a Healdom.

>>52714578
You'd be better off making a buff sorceress or something.

>>52714617
Oh okay, sorry.
still a buttslut tho

>>52714617
wait shit i capitalized shit

i don't fuckin kno anymore

>>52714621
I don't think so. I just finished making a delicate punch girl.

>>52714566
PNCH is still falling. What you need to do is take a chance on MSCL, it's a completely different stock.

>>52714208
Traits.

>>52714764
Which traits?

>>52714799
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/traits/social-traits/maestro-of-society/

This is one.

Is there any way to create an actual plane instead of a shitty demiplane that costs bajillions of monies to have enough room for a large house

>>52714976
Becoming a God.
You think shitting out dimensions is easy? There's a reason it takes high-level casters to make room for a single multi-planar bathroom.

File: 1486296717222.jpg (441KB, 800x1067px) Image search: [Google]

441KB, 800x1067px

Does the Glory + Encompassing Light trick really work?

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=21154254&postcount=1335

The writer of the Light handbook says here that Glory only affects the cost of NORMAL bright light, not any (light) talents.

>>52715147
I mean Glory probably shouldn't exist, but it does pretty clearly say that it actives "the effects of (light) talents".

>>52715147
That refers to talents like Repelling Light or Revealing Light, which cost a spell point to create separately from any spell points needed to maintain the glow.

Encompassing Light costs no extra spell points.

File: de6008e26cc613838a403c382cd5b484.jpg (239KB, 1151x1612px) Image search: [Google]

239KB, 1151x1612px

I cannot help but notice the following two legendary Equipment talents right next to each other:

>Oversized Weapons
>Prerequisites: Equipment sphere
>You may wield weapons sized for creatures 1 size larger than yourself with no penalty.

>Stable Shooter
>Prerequisites: Equipment Sphere, Firearm Training talent or Mechanical Training talent
>If you are proficient with the culverin, double hackbut, or gastraphetes, you are always treated as though it was supported or mounted and may reload these weapons while prone.

Why do these exist? Oversized Weapons means that any Strength-based character can go ahead and take a talent for 3d6 damage greataxes (good with Axe Training), greatswords, lucerne hammers, and the like.

Even worse, Oversized Weapons and Stable Shooter together means that a character can wield a 6d6 damage Large double hackbut. That rises to 8d6 by using both Encompassing Light and Glory, since Spheres of Power is supposed to go hand-in-hand with Spheres of Might. A 6th-level character with that 8d6 damage firearm can deal 30d6 + static modifiers damage with a Sniping deadly shot and Vital Strike, on a touch attack too.

Worst of all, these do not even open up any new avenues or tactics in combat. They are nothing but mindless damage-increasers, and Spheres of Might was supposed to do something other than just ramp up martial damage.

Would anyone agree that Oversized Weapons and Stable Shooter have no place as talents?

>>52715775
>"Back in my day you had to take a two level dip in barbarian to get to use Large weapons"
>"And even then you still took the -4!"
Assuming legendary talents work like Advanced talents did, I don't think it's unreasonable, Stable Shooter however does take a lot of the punishment (and in my opinion some of the fun) out of the larger firearms. There's just something fun about firing a weapon strong enough to knock you flat on your ass.

>>52715775
>Worst of all, these do not even open up any new avenues or tactics in combat. They are nothing but mindless damage-increasers, and Spheres of Might was supposed to do something other than just ramp up martial damage.

Double Hackbuts are unusable without a talent like that so I think it's semi-okay, but Oversized Weapons should go.
I see the demand for its flavor but it should get some other benefit.
'You can wield weapons of 1 size larger but its base damage is still that of a weapon sized for you, however you get [other benefit].'

File: 8ad1dcb3f77eecd9e4b17a7d30c271bc.jpg (286KB, 1400x1000px) Image search: [Google]

286KB, 1400x1000px

>>52715775

Likewise, does anyone think that the troubadour is far too powerful and flexible a class?

3/4 BAB, 6 base skill points, good Reflex and Will, and a martial tradition (e.g. Brutal Butcher for Armor Training, Axe Training, and two Dueling talents) give it a good chassis to start with.

Then it happens to be a low spherecaster, albeit one with very few talents. A troubadour can still put that spherecasting to good use with talents that need little caster level, such as Fate's Blessing, Fate's Curse, Light's Encompassing Light with Glory, and Time's Retry.

Then it has a combat talent every other level. That is about enough to gradually pick up the likes of legendary Equipment's Oversized Weapons, the Berserking base, and Berserking's Savage.

Then it has this class feature:
>Performer’s Synergy: The troubadour has assumed so many roles in his life that he can consult with them as needed, drawing on their expertise.
>Choose attack rolls, skill checks, saving throws, or caster level. The troubadour gains a +1 competence bonus to this category, +1 at 5th level and every 4 levels thereafter.
>At 6th level and every 6 levels thereafter, the troubadour may choose a new category to gain this bonus.
A troubadour's raw numbers get rigged to good levels with this, even putting its attack bonus on par with full BAB.

Then a troubadour has something like a vigilante social talent every even-numbered level, except it can be used to acquire versatile performances, and it can gain the Pageant of the Peacock with its own independent pool of rounds per day. The troubadour is now on par with bardic skill monkeys.

Then the troubadour has binder-vestige-like "personas" that they can switch between throughout a day, granting huge packages of things like extra skill ranks, extra class talents, extra BAB, bardic inspire courage, and so on and so forth. The benefits of personas are massive, and can be juggled as the adventuring day goes on.

Does anyone find this too much?

File: e06419e6abe7b98edee02fde26d3baad.jpg (3MB, 2507x3541px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2507x3541px

>>52715775

>6th-level character with that 8d6 damage firearm can deal 30d6 + static modifiers damage with a Sniping deadly shot and Vital Strike, on a touch attack too.

My mistake; 32d6.

>>52715836

Why would you *not* take Oversized Weapons if you are wielding a 1d10, 1d12, or 2d6 damage weapon? It is a mindless, unconditional, boring damage boost that goes against the idea of talents opening up new combat options rather than just rigging numbers.

>>52715881
Why would you never just take Primal Fury when playing an initiator? Because games are meant to have fun, not see who can roll the most dice/do the most with out rolling any dice. The problem is most games care more about the latter and because of this most fan-content has to cater to it to become popular.

>>52715881
Because wielding a big sword is cool as fuck.

A better solution would just be a clause saying further size increases won't boost your damage.

File: 48be4f0a4817f30ad1cdf3f762a97ff3.jpg (746KB, 1775x1080px) Image search: [Google]

746KB, 1775x1080px

>>52715928

Damage dice stacking is, in fact, something that the (distant) Path of War 1 errata aims to fix. At least the Dreamscarred Press developers are aware that encouraging martials to do little but deal more and more damage makes for a boring combat paradigm.

>>52715946

I agree with you that these talents could stay, and also that they could offer a benefit other than increased damage for wielding such a massive weapon.

File: 7fde5463fc6427ceacb9c7d04d3c15d6.png (832KB, 1250x1000px) Image search: [Google]

832KB, 1250x1000px

>Superb Reach
>Prerequisites: Lancer sphere, base attack bonus +5
>The reach of any weapon you wield increases by 5 ft. In addition, you may treat a creature as being adjacent to another creature as long as both creatures are within 10 ft. of each other. For every additional 5 base attack bonus you possess, the reach of weapons you wield increases by 5 ft.; at base attack bonus +15, you treat a creature as being adjacent to another as long as both creatures are within 15 ft. of each other.

I take issue with this legendary talent as well. It is an unconditional, no-questions-asked reach increase that does not even take martial focus. For the price of a single talent in Lancer with both drawbacks, a character can gain Superb Reach and Adamant Stalker (an improved version of Step Up), thereby making them a menace with their threatened area.

Spheremighters want to take Combat Reflexes or Muscular Reflexes anyway, since there are so many good deals reliant on attacks of opportunity. A single talent in Dueling with both drawbacks for Defensive Slice (Cut from the Air + Smash from the Air) and Scar Tissue (scaling damage reduction) is a good example. Why not extend your reach unconditionally as well?

It is even better if you are wielding a normally 1d12 or 2d6 damage weapon with the Oversized Weapons drawback, because then your attacks of opportunity are rolling 3d6 for base weapon dice.

This is what happens when you don't check for traps in a dungeon:
https://youtu.be/0PeRhXd1njY

>>52713935

Just a warning to anyone new to Pathfinder : whatever you do, don't play with the mythic rules. They are broken beyond quick description. Just... just don't do it. If you want epic flavor, go high level with a good DM.

>>52716171
Man spheres is just such a stupid name for their mechanics.

Boxing sphere? Lancing sphere? Sounds fucking dumb. More like Dildo sphere! amirite?

>>52716192

That looks painful!

What kind of dungeon builder would do such a thing? Craft a butt-violating stone thrower?

File: I+genuinely+cannot+keep+covering+this+shit+_e43582e0eba1d50cf190492beb166bd4.jpg (88KB, 900x517px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 900x517px

Hello people, I've entered Pathfinder not so long ago, so I'm kinda new. This is my first campaign (second, technically, but the first one only lasted 2 sessions due to half the players always being absent). I'm currently playing Warpriest and I got some questions about Sacred Weapon. Do the enchantmens (Holy, Ghost touch, etc...) last for a limited amount of time? Do I have to activate divine power in order to use them? And, if it does consume rounds of use, does it consume Divine power's rounds?

I read that stuff with as much attention as I could, but nowhere it is mentioned the duration and the uses.

My source was d20pfsrd.com

>>52716535
r pathfinder is that away

>>52714440
>tfw I've seen a mannequin manip of this exact picture

Small world.

>>52716535
>Sacred Weapon
As per d20pfsrd.com, the rules say the following:

>the warpriest gains the ability to enhance one of his sacred weapons with divine power as a swift action

>The warpriest can use this ability a number of rounds per day equal to his warpriest level, but these rounds need not be consecutive.

So they only last as long as your Divine Power rounds, yes.

>Deadpan Not-Loli, Bondage Punch Girl, Tank, Knowledge of Everything
All these fuggin monstergrills

File: ChasteEyesLookAway.jpg (298KB, 699x992px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 699x992px

Time for a DragonGame1 Greentext!
>Everyone gets dressed for the ball while also declaring that Lameeka's dress will totally catch the guys' attention
>Darling arrives to flirt with his DragonWife and escort the party
>Arrive early enough to get some seats and start eating
>People are staring because good lawd look at them dergunbabes
>A giant walking pile of medals arrives! Oh, wait, that's Celestine! And she needs help!
>Cue even bigger tide of questions and proposals.
>Everyone gets asked out to a dance! Except Atolm. And Astarte, but player was absent due to meatly tribulations
>Freyda shows off her crazy mindpowers while Lameeka gets taken for a ride
>Song ends and married couple go make out in public.
>As everyone is switching off, Freyda gets visited by an old man
>He sees it all kinda weird how they just killed a dragon and suddenly dragonfolk just show up.
>Oh look! It's Sir Daubany!
>He assures them that he won't get in the way of their investigations on Cross, but he does advise caution considering how obvious it was that they were snooping around.
>He also finds the whole gift-giving thing weird.
>Suddenly...AN ASSHOLE APPEARS!
>He's beaten up the guards and is bothering everyone looking for the dragonslayer
>Bullies Celestine, the real dragonslayer, by claiming that the dragon isn't really dead!
>As this asshole, this Knave, gets comfy, some investigations are made. One, he's so overflowing with power that he blinds Freyda. Two, Celisse's power of Detect Evil pings that he's Neutral at the worst.
>Possible conclusion? He might be some sort of deity. He also smacked a guy out with a bottle and the bottle survived.
>Gives an open-invitation challenge for everyone present!

W-well the party was fun while it lasted!

>>52716811
>An immortal wizard touched time-space, watched the end of the world on rerun like it was a B-list movie, and realized that she saw everything there is to see in the world. Becoming bored with her life, she decided to reroll as a martial on Lunatic difficulty, adding an overwhelming bondage fetish to further handicap herself. Thus, she became level 1 newbie deadpan bondage punch girl.
>Kanna is replaying the game of life on hard mode, with a self-imposed (and magic-reinforced) no sphere grid challenge. She chose the terms of her own exile when she reincarnated herself just to give her new life some extra difficulty, so that it would be more fun and interesting to someone who had already seen the literal true ending of the game.
This is probably one of the best character concepts I've ever seen.

>>52715973
>they could offer a benefit other than increased damage for wielding such a massive weapon.
Some for of Cleave that is easier to use? Treating enemies 10 ft. away from each other as being adjacent instead? Sliding after hit? Reducing cover or shield bonuses? Bonuses to sunder and attacking terrain?

>>52716658
What, you mean that edit by adi? Guy's a real scumbag.

>>52716871
NEW GAME PLUS BITCHES

>>52717103
Are you the guy who made her? I like her concept but how is she CE, I'd go ahead and make her textbook CN / TN because at this point good and evil are not meaningful concepts to her.

>>52717103

WHAT RINGS SHE GOT, BITCH?

>>52715857
That's... a very busy class.

>>52715857
And Scholar still sucks shit.

File: 1a5d4172071e371045283f725034d2ab.png (615KB, 500x707px) Image search: [Google]

615KB, 500x707px

>>52717138
>>52717179

The troubadour completely and overwhelmingly blows away the scholar in terms of being a skill monkey, utility character, and combatant.

>>52716484
The same guy who would design a fake main entrance which is a sphere of annihilation.
Also spring spikes that do sodomize you are a classic.

>>52717317
Spheres of Annihilation are based

>>52717280
How would you improve the scholar? 2hu? Is it possible to make a d6 1/2 BaB class worthwhile without giving it spellcasting?

File: 8890e897bbbf34bd15bb4ffd04ead03b.png (535KB, 434x613px) Image search: [Google]

535KB, 434x613px

>>52717507

The scholar could use a defensive class feature at 1st-level. Perhaps Intelligence to AC and CMD while unarmored and not using a shield, +1 for every two scholar levels past the first? It would help compensate for the scholar being terribly squishy.

The scholar's talents all need to be as strong as cunning attacker, martial study, and studied technique.

Flashbangs needs to become an Alchemy talent instead of something built into the class, and the material impositions once reliant on flashbangs should key off any weapon attack.

>Half Succubus, Half Gelatinous Cube
What the fug

>>52717648
Half Succubus, Half Gelatinous Cube, 100% Comfy.

>>52717668
>ambition is literally to be a bed

>>52715881
Why do you assume everyone automatically always takes the double hakbut though?

Keep in mind options exist for things like hand crossbows as well.

If it is ONLY balanced when using the biggest most powerful weapon available, it can easily become worthless for anything beneath it.

>>52716860
No one noticed Atolm was in there talking to the girls as they were getting dressed.

>>52717668
The real question is: does she carry around her equipment inside her?

>>52717327
use the twin-spheres to power a romulan warbird?

File: 1473428107164.png (31KB, 441x323px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 441x323px

Slimecubus is cute
CUTE

>>52717690
There's pretty much no reason to not use it with one outside of thematic and just because it can shore up a not broken option doesn't mean we should ignore the broken combo.

>>52717699

Let's be honest, they're from the Demesne.

Everyone's seen everyone naked in the Demesne.

>>52717740
So just disallow it with weapons that require setting up (siege, hakbuts; and cannons are firearm-class anyways so whatever list the hakbut is in didn't matter anyhow).

No reason to also kill off someone with giant derringers.

>looking at Dreamscarred Succubus
>at level 8 a succubus has +6 DEX, +8 CON, +14 (!) CHA, +4 INT, +4 WIS, +6 Natural armor, +6 WIL (actually +8 because of WIL), +2 FOR (actually +6), +6 DEX (actually +9), +8 BAB, acid r. 10, cold r. 10, DR 10/CI, Good
wtf

>>52717785
Dreamscarred monster classes are really inconsistent
Classes with more levels are usually obscene with their stat bonuses, while classes with fewer levels still have stat bonuses, they just get less.

>>52717785
>take succubus
>become an antipaladin
>???
>Profit!

Is it true there is a place in Golarion where the streets are paved with gemstones?

File: confused anime girl 2.png (171KB, 374x347px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 374x347px

Wait a minute, are people actually making more sexual characters for Overlewd than PLD got? By like, a large degree?

>>52718178
Yeah, in Kerse, the capital of Druma AKA MONEYMONEYMONEYLAND, and also in the PCs' kingdom in Blingmaker, and probably also some random place in Tian Xia nobody cares about.

>>52718190

Yes, and in a delicious twist of irony it sounds like PLD isn't actually that sexual at all - beyond the fail-state suffered by Bonbon.

>>52718218
>delicious
>>52718218
You're implying that there's dissatisfaction

File: despair but also an erection.png (20KB, 235x235px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 235x235px

>mfw that new app in Overlewd.

>>52718190
Different tones.
Overlewd is a quirky, more lighthearted comparison, and heavily sexual apps also lean towards the more tongue in cheek, which wouldn't have fit in PLD.

Also, PLD is a rape game.
You don't put the sexual into the character at the outset.
You make a character expecting the sexual to eventually be forced into them.

>>52713979
>And the best part is it just works

It does not.

Shields have handles. Sarcophagi lids do not.

>>52718255
Imagine fucking a party member literally on top of another party member who can unironically drink your juices

File: despair.jpg (36KB, 447x400px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 447x400px

>>52718274
Stop. You're making the despair greater.

>>52718190
Overlewd apps are one of two kinds
Either you're Crytha, Ingrid, or Ecaterina, who seem to have precisely 0 lewd going for them beyond being monstergirls, or you're one of the succubi, tittydragon, Vivienne, or Kanna, who may or may not be quality apps but have explicit fetishbait.
Or you're an actual bed.

>>52718298
Why despair?

>>52718319
Because the character I want to play doesn't mesh with the slime bed. And I don't want to submit with an app of a character I don't want to play in order to mesh with the slime bed.

>>52718397
What character do you want to play? Why do you care about meshing with the slime bed so badly?

Motivations in Overlewd:

>Revenge (8): Emilia, Sylvester, Allanz, Sinh, Yamelia (?), Ecaterina, Umbranae, Vivienne.

>Wants a home ;_; (3): Konja, Ecaterina, Siobhan (?).

>Raw Destruction (2): Ecaterina, Chiundra.

>Overthrow / Takeover / Reform (5): Allanz, Sylvester, Sinh, Cijiska (?), Ingrid, Emilia (?).

>Personal Responsibility (1): Crytha.

>For teh lulz pure CE (1): Kanna

>>52718397
What kind of character do you want to play?

>>52718397
Just submit the app, if it doesn't mesh then the DM will probably just choose only one of you. That or he'll choose both of you for dat intraparty dynamic.

File: god of sweat.jpg (56KB, 426x341px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 426x341px

>>52718442
>meshing with the slime bed
STOP

>>52718442
inb4 he wanted to play an Elder Black Pudding and he's afraid of literally BLACKing the qt succuslime

>>52718442
>>52718463
A kobold slavegirl turned sorceress who accidentally on purpose torched her owners home, with the owners still inside. A bit more grimdark and serious then the silly lewd non-sense of a gelatinous cube succubus bed.

>>52718492
You see it already. It's a guaranteed pick. That means the GM will pick the rest of the party structured around the slime.

>>52718531

>Two goos, one schlup

>>52717733
I want to sleep on her!

>>52718546
>GM says to tone down lewd, no more than 50%
>character is pretty much just a slime girl fetish.

Nah.

>>52718546
>It's a guarenteed pick
Basically yeah, Slimebed is just too fucking good of an app by basically any metric at least in my eyes. Fun 10/10, Motivated 8/10, Lewd 9/10, Useful 7/10.
I'm trying to figure out if Ecaterina has any chance of meshing with her, ever, and if I should change her.
Still, you should submit an app and see what happens. Maybe the GM thinks it's too lewd and lighthearted for an Evil campaign.

>>52718190
>>52718218
PLD is cute! CUTE!
It's all about helping people and defeating evil forces!

>>52718561
I want to sleep on you sleeping on her. Like actually sleep. I'm dead tired.

>>52718600
I could see Allanz 'meshing' with her, eventually, but not at first, due to his background. I might have to rework him some. But we still got three weeks.

Is there anyway to make a conjuration companion not an outsider?

File: 1475713682798.png (628KB, 727x964px) Image search: [Google]

628KB, 727x964px

>>52718588
Slimes are great though.

>>52718635
With the slime? Allanz? I don't see anything in common between Allanz and the slime beyond "drifter with no place to call home" but that's a literal requirement to even apply to this game. Where are you seeing common ground between Allanz and Konja?

>>52718649
>GM says to tone down lewd, no more than 50%
>the character is essentially just a fetish and nothing else
Do you fail to see the issue here.

>>52718649
Comradery. Allanz wants to be able to trust someone again. Konja wants to be part of an adventuring party and that involves trusting the people you're fighting alongside. Mutual trust doesn't just happen, especially between two people who would have been enemies had circumstances had affected them.

But as I said, I'm going to need to revamp him more. A lot more.

File: 1463734732619.png (471KB, 1158x450px) Image search: [Google]

471KB, 1158x450px

>>52718678
She's fun enough imo that it's not a problem. It's not 'serious' lewd, it's ridiculous and fun lewd, which is functionally more or less the same as ridiculous and fun.

>>52718705
You could say that line about trust for like half the apps though.

>>52718735
>She's fun enough imo that it's not a problem
Translation
>the blood in my boner is depriving my brain enough that it's not a problem imo
Lewd is Lewd and that's all the character really has going for it. "I want to be a bed, lol."

File: 1464240965070.png (150KB, 524x540px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 524x540px

>>52718764
>blood in my boner
>character is a wraith who will literally be unable to lewd anyone after a while after she gains the Incorporeal descriptor
I don't think so m8, I just think she'd be a fun character to have in any party.

File: IMG_2441.png (194KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 800x800px

How do I pic related in Pathfinder?
1pp, PoW, Psionics, and SoP are allowed

>>52718635
>I want to sleep on you sleeping on her. Like actually sleep. I'm dead tired.

I'll hold you close as she envelops us in her body, Anon!

>>52718879
>vorefags
You realize that as a cube she's liable to eat you

File: 1481697267515.jpg (194KB, 720x900px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 720x900px

What's the latest news on Spheres of Might?

>>52718892
It's still shit

File: no boner.jpg (242KB, 1015x699px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 1015x699px

>>52718764

>>52718890
Guess that just means we'll have to trust her not to. How risky!

>>52718879
Daaaaw! You're the cutest.

>>52715775
Oversized Weapons is just Powerful Build, since this is 3pp we're talking about it's not exactly hard to get. Boring, but not unique, and at least prevents a player from being locked into a specific feat or race. Stable Shooter is totally fucked though.

>>52718890
But we'll be together when she does!

>>52718842
I'm no expert on 3pp but maybe fiendbound marauder from PoW:E? That's the first thing that came to mind for me.

>>52718922
>it's okay because we'll be made whole
I rest my case

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I FEARED

STOP WITH THE OVERLEWD CIRCLEJERKING

PLEASE, WE CAN END THE NIGHTMARE HERE.

>>52718892
Ssalarn is still being Ssalarn

RIP in Pepperonis DDS

>>52718950
It was doomed to happen, Overlewd got more apps than Blingmaker in the same period of time.

>>52718842
Brain Drain as a Thrallherd, with a very specific choice of thrall.

>>52718905
Th-thanks, Anon-Sama! Come back to Bed!

>>52715857
It even gets a persona that turns it into a solid Mid-Caster, so it's not even as bad as it seems at that.

File: bb95a49e7b5e1eb61b905191b72642e2.jpg (1MB, 1000x1500px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x1500px

>>52718915

Spheres of Might is being balanced with Paizo material plus Spheres of Might/Power in mind.

Powerful Build is not particularly easy to acquire under Paizo material, and Oversized Weapons simply ensures that martial damage dice grow bigger. Yes, martials need help, but damage is something they do not need assistance with.

>>52718971

At least another campaign hasn't started up or is even slated to begin, yeah?

I could really go for a serious campaign set in Druma or LotLK or even Tian Xia right about now.

>>52719004
>Come back to Bed!
Only if you go back to making the next TTS, Alfa

File: abd69cb4d52d97148b2d0f3e802cf332.jpg (2MB, 1787x1000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1787x1000px

>>52719027

It seems that the ideal strategy for a troubadour is to choose either Hero or Lover for a "combat persona," then fill out the remaining persona slots with either Cunning Servant (a certain cluster of skills and skill bonuses on demand) or Mentor (a caster level increase and a cluster of magic talents on demand).

It is completely ridiculous just how overloaded the troubadour is by tier 3 standards.

>>52719028
So what you're saying is it's being balanced around Wizards, Clerics, Oracles, Sorcerers, and core-only monks?

Bit of a..... range-of-power issue isn't it?

Does Ordained Defender stack with Zweihander Sentinel?

File: IMG_2439.jpg (664KB, 865x1193px) Image search: [Google]

664KB, 865x1193px

>>52718972
>>52718928
Seems reasonable enough

>>52715857
Honestly? It just sounds like the Factotum ported to Pathfinder.

I'm fine with the 3.5 Factotum. You had a limited pool of points to pretend you were another class for a few rounds a day at most, getting pseudo-full bab, pseudo-casting, pseudo-channeling and pseudo-rogue abilities. Even had every single skill as class skill from the get go. The concept was to be a self-buffing bard to fill in a role, rather than someone that improved a team.

In base PF, the class closer to the Factotum would be the Investigator, I suppose.

File: 460560ee06f7188bf2dd4bde63b06e78.jpg (1MB, 1000x1350px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x1350px

>>52719065

The issue with martials is not damage. The issue lies in-combat utility and non-combat utility.

Spheres of Might is addressing this by presenting legendary talents such as:

>Rift Strike
>Prerequisites: Berserker sphere, base attack bonus +11
>You unleash a powerful roar and swing a weapon with such extreme ferocity that you tear the very fabric of space and time, opening up a rift to another location. As a full-round action that provokes attacks of opportunity, you open up a rift to another location which may be as distant as 100 miles per point of base attack bonus you possess. Interplanar travel is not possible. You can bring along objects as long as their weight doesn't exceed your maximum load. You may also bring one additional willing Medium or smaller creature (carrying gear or objects up to its maximum load) or its equivalent per three points of base attack bonus you possess. A Large creature counts as two Medium creatures, a Huge creature counts as two Large creatures, and so forth. All creatures to be transported must be in contact with one another, and at least one of those creatures must be in contact with you. You must have some clear idea of the location and layout of the destination; if you have not been to the desired destination before you do not arrive at the exact location, instead creating a rift to a location within 1d20 miles of the desired point. You are exhausted for 10 minutes after using this ability, and fatigued for 1 hour thereafter. You may attempt to use this ability while exhausted or fatigued, but doing so incurs a 50% chance that the ability fails to work; regardless of whether you succeed at this attempt, you suffer 1d6 points of Constitution damage and the duration of the exhausted and fatigued conditions caused by using this ability are doubled. This is a supernatural effect.

This is good. It lends fair non-combat utility.

Oversized Weapons, on the other hand, is bad, because damage was never an issue for martials.

>>52719135
>Honestly? It just sounds like the Factotum ported to Pathfinder.
Fun fact, DDS has already made a port of the Factotum in the past.

Its called the Dilettante or something

>>52719121

Yes, in fact OD/ZS is one of the most powerful combinations out there due to double-stacking WIS and offering Inquisitions.

>>52719145
So...Teleport?

>>52719028
>Spheres of Might is being balanced with Paizo material plus Spheres of Might/Power in mind.
Yes, but my point was that Powerful Build being easily available from DSP didn't suddenly break things, and I don't think Oversized Weapons does either. It's boring, but it's I honestly don't think it's overpowered. It's with the combination of everything else that things get out of hand, but as an individual piece it's quite tame. Even the double hackbut only gains 8 average damage from it, which is strong but it's a legendary talent after all.

>>52719059
I like how you have also unintentionally highlighted how bad Villain and especially Fool are through your omission of mentioning them at all. I could maybe see use of Villain, but there is not a single reason to ever use Fool.

>>52719145
I feel like the flight legendary talent should be selectable twice, desu. 30 fly speed with +2 maneuverability at level 20 is super meh, but if you could take it twice to boost the speed and have a use for max ranks in Fly that would be nice.

>>52719145
Careful. It CAN be an issue for martials, if all those abilities that give them nothing but damage are universally replaced.

>Might make a Overlewd girl who is A CHAR
How dumb is this idea.

>>52719305
What's "A CHAR"

File: aCHAR.jpg (79KB, 1492x1080px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 1492x1080px

>>52719313
Don't believe Degwin's lies.

File: __char_aznable_and_zaku_ii_s_char_custom_gundam_and_mobile_suit_gundam_drawn_by_homare_fool_s_art__2ae638ef9e5ee96229d9bc062cb802b0.jpg (138KB, 825x1000px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 825x1000px

>>52719313
This guy.

Known for wearing masks, coming here to laugh at people, and betraying those who consider him an ally.

File: 08379972fd715bb77c77da034716ffaa.jpg (2MB, 2480x3508px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2480x3508px

>>52719153

Standard action abuse aside, I would say that a troubadour is actually much stronger than a factotum, since a troubadour has much more reliable raw numbers and on-demand flexibility.

>>52719188

Yes.

>>52719222

>Powerful Build being easily available from DSP didn't suddenly break things

It does not break anything, but it sure is near-mandatory for anyone wielding a 1d10, 1d12, or 2d6 damage weapon. The raw damage increase is too good to pass up.

It is also boring and does not actually address any of the actual issues martials have. Damage was never a problem, and the "martials should just kill everything with raw damage" paradigm is rather boring, so why exacerbate such a paradigm?

>>52719243

Villain is indeed underwhelming.

Fool might be decent for critical hit-fishing builds with scythes and similar weapons.

>>52719342
>>52719335
Oh, literally Char. Well uh
I mean it's memeworthy.

>>52719181

What do you mean double stacking wisdom?

File: Char.jpg (633KB, 1290x1108px) Image search: [Google]

633KB, 1290x1108px

>>52719313
Well...
Let's just say his lewd's a little... society doesn't look kindly on that.

>>52719372
>paedophile
>but also a girl
So /ss/?

>>52719342
"I've never betrayed anyone in my entire life"

>>52719383
... it's not "straight shota" when it's a grown man and a little girl.

>tfw level 3
>tfw 30 strength

>>52719342
Considering the number of apps who are butthurt about betrayal, backstabbing, and similar shit, probably a bad idea.

>>52719416
Wot

>>52719414
>Overlewd girl who's also A CHAR
>girl

>>52719414
He means the fucking app you dimwit. Not actual Char.

Since the app will be a female Char, that means that instead of being into little grils, she'll be into little bois.

>>52719426
>Wot
Zerk bby

>>52719305

Are you guys making a bedroom set for this game?

Who's the closet?

>>52719344
>>Fool might be decent for critical hit-fishing builds with scythes and similar weapons.
I suppose, but I would rather be more reliable with Hero and also less likely to die. And what the hell says "Fool" about using picks and scythes anyways?

>>52719418
She's not going to backstab the party or the overlords, just backstab and betray the empire. Probably for the empire betraying her father during the civil war.

>>52719426
Girls can be A CHAR right?

>>52719430
She's not going to be /ss/ or whatever.

>>52719305
Captain Quattro, he is a CHAR

>>52719481
>She's not going to be /ss/ or whatever.
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

File: 7959c3d0124592a8978cd2c5be0e6984.jpg (628KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

628KB, 960x1280px

>>52719453

I would not know about the thematics behind any of this. The troubadour is very strange thematically, seeing how their persona class feature is (Ex), which implies that sheer roleplaying can cause someone to spontaneously manifest new skills or magical abilities on the fly.

Also, it is worth noting that the Cunning Servant is extremely vague on how the extra skill ranks actually work. You could arguably reassign the extra skill ranks each time you enter the persona, which means spending 10 minutes (1 minute with rapid change) to shuffle around skill ranks.

Never mind that the troubadour has easy access to the Pageant of the Peacock with its own independent pool of rounds.

Someone in the Drop Dead Studios forum is claiming that the troubadour is actually underpowered: http://www.dropdeadstudios.com/forum/#/20170321/my-concerns-regarding-spheres-of-might-so-far-5401451/page14/

>>52719490
Monsternoids want independance!

>>52719558
Their souls are weighed down by bipedal taillessness

>>52719535
That guy is a fucking idiot.

Spoilered because PLD isn't allowed to see.

Is this magic item broken in someway? Or is it safe to have fun with?

[With a craft check, and an appropriate reference, you can key this collar to yourself. When you place it on someone else, willing or unwilling, they must make a Will save, or have their intelligence increased or decreased by up to your INT modifier but not above your own INT score, as specified when the collar is crafted. Any charisma checks you make against the subject is made with advantage]

>>52719567
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/traits/drawbacks/empty-mask/

This is a little too well fitting.

>>52719370

Warder gets Good Wisdom, OD changes their class abilities from Intelligence to Wisdom.

>>52719626
>gets Good Wisdom
???

>>52719583
>Advantage
Get that 5E shit out of here

>>52719635

Good Will, sorry! It means they start with a +2 in Will saves and it grows from there.

>the last three apps for overlewd
I take it back. Nobles aren't played out. Please just app with something less retarded.

>>52719687
>can't decide if I should Strfag or Dexfag

>making Overlewd character who in a moment of desperation just before dying drank deeply of the Black Blood
>trying to write quote of character talking about the moment
>it seems off
>"I saw my death. I felt its cold hand close around my heart. I saw all my worries and reasoning and bargaining come for not. I saw my world draining away. In agony I screamed, screamed in defiance. I chose survival. I clung to life. I drank deeply of the world's black blood and I was reborn. No one shall take life from me again."
>Classes: Black Blood Rageshaper Primalist Bloodrager/Consumed Symbiotic Slayer Vigilante

I don't know guys

>>52719687
I want to app with a Big Dick Lizardfolk prince who's obsessed with marrying the prettiest princess he can find. What's a good class and build for this concept?

>>52719707
dexfag, who needs muscles when you have minions galore?

>>52719722
>>52719707
>Not Q U A L I T Y

>>52719687
What would be a good gestalting with avowed?
None of the monster classes themselves really interest me (the stat boosts are amazing but no interest in being yet-another succubi so fuck that).

>>52719707
>tfw archer
>tfw 16 Str/18 Dex

I just don't know any more

>>52719644
Blame Avowed

>>52719715
Depends on what kind of prince he is. Either way, Noble Scion PrC should be considered

>>52719734
Limits you to very specific builds and makes it harder to afford mental stats. Call back when you have more support.

>>52719714
>"I saw Death. I felt her cold hand close around my heart. My worries and reasoning and bargaining came to naught. The world drained away. In agony I screamed, screamed in defiance. I chose survival. I clung to life. I drank deeply of the world's black blood and I was reborn. No one shall take life from me again."

Try this.

>>52719707
Str is really good early on until haversacks start appearing, dex is good afterwards. 14/17 is probably somewhere nice to start if you want quality and the ability to use bows well.

>>52719749
>Depends on what kind of prince he is.

The strong, dashing, adventuresome kind!

>>52719755
Eh, I'm not really sure about anthropomorphizing death.

>>52719734
That's the biggest sticking point, though! QUALITY+Cha is just so appealing! I wish I didn't have to consider initiating, but it limits my choices!

>>52719776
Aw...fine, fine.

Who makes the best food in Sandpoint? Is there even rules for cooking in Pathfinder?

>>52719687
>less retarded
All of those apps are cool.

>>52719771

But he's a big dicked lizardfolk, they can't be dashing or adventuresome!

File: 1410368033803.png (266KB, 444x656px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 444x656px

>>52719826
>implying

>>52719826
Dashing and Adventuresome are just a function of CHA, silly. He can have a big, colorful frill if it helps your brain wrap around the concept of a dashing and adventuresome Big Dicked Lizard.

>>52719808
Throw random ingredients in a pot for as long as desired, cast prestidigitation to make it taste perfect!

>>52719715
Warlord | Vigilante

Be a big-dicked lizardfolk prince who disguises himself as a big titty princess to mingle with other human girls.

File: 02d.jpg (202KB, 486x412px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 486x412px

>>52719851
>taste is the only thing that matters in cooking
M O U T H F E E L

>>52719855

This also has precedent with certain lizard species, where a male might disguise themselves as a girl to get access to another male's mate!

File: MAD MAX FIERI ROAD.gif (2MB, 600x255px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 600x255px

>>52719878
GREASY AND FRIED

What's the Overlewd underwear situation?

>>52719855
>>52719886
>Big titty princess is inexplicably super lazy around her princess friends because Cold Blood

This could be really cute.

>>52719878

>tfw I talk about mouth-feel all the time and people think I'm a weirdo

YOU NEED A BIT OF CRUNCH AND CHEW IN A STEW, DAMMIT.

CARROTS AND MUSHROOMS.

What alignment is A CHAR?

File: 3f057ff4fe2f5dab7bea10d1398dfd16.png (1023KB, 764x1172px) Image search: [Google]

1023KB, 764x1172px

Kanna looks familiar...

https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/4599256/

Could it be?

>>52719808
Technically Ameiko, and it's based around profession.

I'm seriously tempted to spend real money on In the Company of Gelatinous Cubes +the Expanded pdf.

>>52719895
>Emilia, nopan
>Sylvester, fundoshi
>Allanz, fundoshi
>Salacia, nopan
>Sinh, commando
>Yamelia, nopan under crisp white leotard
>Chiundra, nothing under that poncho
>Lucious, star-print black boxer briefs
>Ecaterina, no body
>Cijiska, silk low-cut panties
>Umbranae, nopan
>Ingrid, waterproof shimapan
>Crytha, pseudopenis holster
>Vivienne, lacy black thong
>Kanna, bloomers
>Konja, nopan

>>52719932
Chaotic SANIC

>>52720014
>going the riven hourglass+dexfag route
>character art is prominently red
I swear this was a coincidence.

>>52719932
Chaotic Neutral in MSG
Chaotic Good in Zeta
TN in the Interbellum
Lawful Evil in CCA

>>52720049
>CG to LE slide
More like Char's Character Assassination\

>I was planning on going triple goddess and font of inspiration hedgewitch
>this makes them more of a newtype
Why was the Char idea so perfect?

>>52720077
One explanation I heard was PTSD and brain damage after Haman reamed his anus at the end of Zeta.

File: Hill Dwarf.jpg (70KB, 600x776px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 600x776px

What are some nice little quality of life type items you could make with magic? Stuff like having a a piece of metal that has a permanent Heat Metal to heat your tea and cook food

>>52720089
Did anyone NOT get fucked up at the end of Zeta?

>>52720091
Traveler's Any Tool
Campfire Beads
Decanters of Endless Water
Tengu Drinking Jugs
Marvelous Pigments

Does anyone have any experience with the Multiman class from Gonzo II? What does it even do?

File: [EG]ZZ_Gundam_BD_12_Resub(720p)[CC136E85].mkv_snapshot_05.46_[2016.06.02_01.41.36].jpg (53KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 960x720px

>>52720105
Captain Bright came out okayish...

>>52720144
Bright had a hard life.

>>52720091

A comfy bedroll that helps you fall into a deep and restful sleep?

Temperature regulating tent, possibly with ambient noise or light control?

>>52719986
Ecaterina and Konja can probably create panties from their own bodies

>>52720155
>A comfy bed made of slime that helps you fall into a deep and restful sleep by raping you into unconsciousness?

>>52720144
Reminder that this motherfucker got to pump Mira full of seed.

>>52720134
I meant things that were not items already, things you could make. And Campfire Beads suck ass
>>52720155
But how would you do that?

File: 1485638056085.jpg (120KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1280x720px

How would you stat her?

>>52719986
>this much nopan
>this much commando
>this much fundoshi
>the gnoll

Goodness is this the LEWDEST collection of underpants?

>>52720200
Technically, it's a collection of non-underpants.

>>52720191
There's an Endure Elements bedroll in 3.5. I bought in for an old game, so my cute abjurant champion would have cute place to sleep. It had little stars printed all over it and everything, very comfy.

>>52720191

You make it by casting generic spells of a level set by the DM!

>>52720200
The best part is Salacia wearing nothing but a straitjacket

Would a fire based kinetic blast be hot enough to boil water?

>>52720235

If it can boil a man it can boil a water.

>>52720235
You can use basic Pyrokinesis for that, I believe

>>52719028

Honestly it's kind of an annoying problem to have.

On one hand, oversized weapons should absolutely be an ability available to people that want it. Fuck-huge weaponry is a time-honored character trope and some of my fondest memories are of the poor bastards that tried to make a giant crossbow work as their weapon of choice, which we managed through extensive house-ruling.

On the other hand I agree that just buffing up damage dice is not what martial characters need.

On the alchemist's third, vestigial hand, however, I feel like people are just going to get annoyed at an oversized weapon talent that says "you can use a bigger than normal sword but it won't work the way it normally does in Pathfinder rules because because."

I'm starting to wonder if just banning Vital Strike would be for the best. It sucks ass with the normal combat system and creates damage calculation headaches with the SoM system.

>>52720235
>to boil water
How much water? A 10000 degree blast isn't enough to boil a coke bottle of water if it's fast enough.

SoP question: Can I get the Greater Divine magic talent from taking the Shaped Divination drawback (only taking it once)?

>>52716171

Also not to nitpick, but Defensive Slice is just Cut from the Air.

Which frankly I do feel is an ability martials not named Fighter should have access to, particularly since SoM makes it piss-easy to qualify for the out and out "NOPE" missile deflection feats and you need to pay a feat tax in the sniping sphere to even have a chance to pierce those defenses.

File: 9b3003a6b3b300f7f09b74fd35dd0e9f.jpg (568KB, 1024x960px) Image search: [Google]

568KB, 1024x960px

>>52720404

Defensive Slice is both Cut from the Air and Smash from the Air, which is rather silly for a single talent in a supplement that hands out Muscular Reflexes.

File: Screen Shot 2017-04-15 at 2.04.24 PM.png (50KB, 771x137px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 771x137px

>>52720437

The addendum that it's JUST Cut From The Air has been up there for a while. If it was intended to be both it would have been taken down.

Just thinking about it, would Pathfinder allow you to play as a Pixie or similar Tiny race in a Medium/Large suit of red armor?

File: 3589afeee12b15e35420fcfdbf815cc7.png (852KB, 613x858px) Image search: [Google]

852KB, 613x858px

>>52720463

That is a suggestion from a commenter, not actual developer text.

Anyone can place such commentary in the document.

>>52720480
>smol red comet

File: 5ZW25dU.jpg (120KB, 497x761px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 497x761px

How can you (as a player) make the PCs of a party get along when they're opposing each other in alignment and ideals/goals? What's the difference between entertaining tensions in a party and campaign-destroying party in-fighting?

>>52720528
Talking with players before hand/not being a dick.
"Bigger fish" scenario, they need to work together or their all screwed.
They really should have the same goals though or at least goals that they need each other alive/not dead for.

It shouldn't be an issue otherwise bar a disruptive class like Paladin/Anti-Paladin.

>>52720528
You literally won't find out until you run.

Mutual goals help.

>>52720495

Still, feels to me like anyone with a lick of sense would assume it has the same limitations as the associated feat, and if it was intended to act as both I imagine they'd have taken down the suggestion because it's been there for weeks, not to mention associated it with Smash as well.

>>52713968

It's also got a slot in it that he can fire a hand crossbow out of, in his adventure module

I mistakenly performed my fuck dance in front of an NPC who turned out to be a trap. I want to get out of it, what do?

File: villains-takeover-brain1.jpg (24KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 500x375px

>>52720480
Sounds familiar somehow...

>>52720613
Just fuck the trap, dummy. Demonstrate conviction for once in your miserable life.

>>52720629
But that's gay.

>>52720645
On the contrary, it's the most manly thing you can do if you, depending on which hole you use.

>>52720225
I want to lewd the straightjacket

>>52720566
>weeks
>comment on April 6

>>52720645
You already seduced him. You're gay now; at least have the decency to be good at it. Otherwise you're just a miserable fuck-up.

File: 1465057717758.jpg (446KB, 924x1200px) Image search: [Google]

446KB, 924x1200px

>>52720684
Straitjacket is literally made for vigorous fucking just look at her

>>52720645
traps are 1000% sociologically proven to be "not gay" on a metaphysical level, my dude.

>>52720762
The people who "proved" that were probably even more gay than you are, if such a thing is even possible.

>>52720797
Not him but traps aren't gay until it moves to sex for the simple reason that the entire point of a 'trap' is that they're virtually indistinguishable from a hot girl until the panties come off.

>>52720797
Whoa, they weren't Swedes. That's a bit uncalled for.

>>52720762
Look anon, if it has a dick, it's gay.

>>52720840
but it's a feminine dick

>>52720755
I want to switch between gentle and rough loving with straightjacket !

>>52720613

Just tell the character you're not interested in men.

Is it seriously that hard? Do you think you "have" to fuck someone when you don't want to?

>>52720840
>>52720797
Not any of those other anons, so I'm not moving any goalposts, but why is the relative Gayness of this act or set of acts even important to you?

By definition, the subject is attracted to the object of our scenario. Why not take him to pound town? I mean, if there's some moral issue, like our subject's existing monogamous relationship or religious vow of chastity, but otherwise I just don't see the issue.

You now realize "feminine dick" was ironic on /a/ when it was introduced.

>>52720818
What if I just fuck 'em in the butt and the panties don't come off? Is it gay then?

>>52720818

Men dressed up as women is totally gay, you can fluff it up however you want but that's how everyone in the goddamn world sees it... Outside of Sweden, of course.

>>52720867
Because I ain't no faggot.

>>52720887
>>52720824
Swedes BTFO

>>52720887
The trap himself is gay (technically a "straight tranny" as subtype, since gay people aren't always twinks), but the guy attracted to him isn't because a trap by definition is indistinguishable from a hot chick until you see their balls.

>>52720867

You're the type of person that watches lesbian porn and think, if you walked in on two girls going at it, you'd probably get invited to join them, right?

>>52720909
>balls
so where does that leave futa?

>>52720849
>dick
>feminine

>>52720867
You see, it's a matter of pride. If you get a sandwitch that looks delicious and smell delicious, but you notice something disgusting in it right as you're about to bite in, you stop yourself, toss it into the trash, and demand the storeowner for an apology if you don't outright sue.

>>52720877
Still gay, you just fucked a man.

>Open /pfg/
>Close /pfg/

>>52720909

You do realize that transsexuals are often violently murdered by partners they tricked into sleeping with them, right?

>>52720852
Hey, fuck you, that's MY fantasy!

>>52720922
Yeah, a feminine dick. Why the meme arrows?

>>52720937
I didn't say anything about whether or not they're decent or deserve continued existence did I?

File: 2ee473c888654f4f9d0a12e2b1481c15.jpg (259KB, 980x1152px) Image search: [Google]

259KB, 980x1152px

>>52719535

Not only is the troubadour a terrifyingly powerful and flexible class; the Lover trope has talent names such as:
>Dandere
>Deredere
>Himedere
>Kuudere
>Moe
>Tsundere
>Yandere

Adam Meyers has defended this by stating:
>The class is based on the idea of taking theater/performance tropes and making them real. From that perspective, giving then the name of the trope in question is the clearest way to present them.

Under Adam Meyers' logic, anime waifu archetypes are "theater/performance tropes" that everyone is clearly familiar with.

Did Adam Meyers just reveal his weeaboo power level?

Adam Meyers also seems to be the author behind the far-too-strong troubadour.

>>52720937
>tricked into sleeping with
>violently murdered
Look, I know it's illegal to murder, and that it's highly HIGHLY amoral to do so. But it's a little understandable.

>>52720937
How can you be "tricked" into sleeping with someone? It should be pretty obvious what's going on when the pants come off.

>>52720896
If you did the fuck dance for him, you probably are at least Faggot-touched, even if you're not a full-blood Faggot.

>>52720912
No, that's dumb. Also, come to think of it, don't really watch much lesbian porn. It's kinda boring.

>>52720922
>but you notice something disgusting in it
There's the problem! It's an anchovy question, isn't it? An ingredient that's a total dealbreaker to some despite the other qualities of the dish, but a mere piece of a whole to others.
Fascinating. You're the closest to giving a proper answer, Anon. Be less of a jerk about it in the future with other Anons, and you're on the right track towards reasonable, productive thinking!

>>52720962
Despite being a weeb myself, it really bothers me that they went straight for anime terminology here. There has to have been a better name for each of these.

>>52720989
>Faggot-Touched
Where can I find this Sorcerer bloodline?

>>52720962
I think I'm fine with a weaboo.

Especially since last time I was here, there was a class that expected you to shrink people and put them in jars of urine.

>>52720987

Lots of alcohol and a post-op vagina?

File: 1480043336391.jpg (255KB, 979x1454px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 979x1454px

>>52720962
Adam has also revealed he doesn't know what any of those terms mean. Especially Yandere, who are basically omnipotent as long as they're mad enough.

>>52721004

It's because Western theater is a joke and anime is the highest form of media, obviously!

>>52721007
>>52720989
>Faggot-Touched
>Somewhere in your family tree, someone either consorted with a Faggot, made an unholy pact with a Faggot, or was exposed to powerful Faggot magic or a Faggot curse.

>>52721031

What is even going on in that image?

Is there any way I can use DEX to qualify for STR requirements on feats?

>>52721033

What bonus spells does Faggot-Touched give? Mage Hand?

File: 1461934549681.png (2MB, 1000x1400px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1000x1400px

>>52721032
This but unironically
I seriously don't get why he chose these names
Dandere and Himedere are certainly not mainstream enough for casuls to understand, and none of them really apply to theatre

>>52721043
Nothing important.

>>52721053

... You do realize you can't use power attack while weapon finesse?

>>52721063
Color Spray, Unnatural Lust.

>>52721063
Fun stuff like Dancing Lights and Glitterdust, of course

>>52721076
Color Spray is useful though

>>52721032

Why has the West degenerated so much since the counter-culture revolution of the 1960s?

>>52721063
emphatic rimming, size queen, and fist of annihilation

>>52721072
C I T A T I O N
N E E D E D

>>52721082
Yeah, but it's thematic.

>>52721072
That's blatantly untrue. They just require different stats as prereqs

>>52721096

Power Attack assumes you're using strength!

>>52721072
I'm not trying to actually, but this sounds completely incorrect.

>>52721091
Because you touch yourself at night, my /pol/ack.

Yes, reality has retroactively gotten worse because of your masturbation habits.

>>52720943
Hey hey, sharing is caring!
until I kill you so she can belong to me and only Me

>>52721101
You CAN Power Attack with a finessed weapon... it's just a better idea to use Piranha Strike

>>52721082
It's also GAAAAAAAAY

>>52721110
>source: my ass

Cool

>>52721120

Fun fact: the Great Barrier Reef has such rampant bleaching it is being called "terminal."

>>52721121
You can't kill what has already died, fuccboi!

>>52721153
Sure you can! Killing the undead makes them redead!

People who posted apps to lewdgames in the first 24 hours of the lfg opening should be called Thirst Responders.

>>52721214
g-good one

>>52721214
I laughed.

File: e68371731af554b42b914d8bae6f67e1.png (1MB, 800x1428px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 800x1428px

>>52721004
>>52721009
>>52721031

Adam Meyers must have a thing for quiet, doll-like anime characters, because dandere and kuudere are the two highest-priority talent choices for the Lover trope.

>Dandere: Your persona is quiet, drawing people in through its shyness and mystery. You may use your lover trope power without audible components, meaning allies only need to be able to see you to gain the benefits. >Additionally, you may begin using your trope power as a move action rather than a standard action.

>Kuudere: Your persona is focused and in control of its emotions. You gain a morale bonus on Will saves equal to your Charisma modifier.

Yandere is a good runner-up, although it is trickier to use:

>Yandere: Your persona possesses an unstable mind that allows it to kill with impunity without sacrificing its loving heart. Whenever you end a bardic performance, you gain a morale bonus to attack and damage rolls equal to half your troubadour level until the end of your turn (minimum: 2).

I never thought I would live to see the day wherein a professional publisher would have players write down "dandere," "kuudere," and "yandere" on their character sheet in an otherwise Western-themed product.