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so what are some movies that are /tg/ approved ?

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so what are some movies that are /tg/ approved ?
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>>52711693

Bladerunner, Hellraiser, the Dark Crystal, Mad Max(es), Alien, Aliens, Predator, Heat, Bad Lieutenant

Any of the classic zombie flicks - Evil Dead 1-3, Day of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, etc.
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Excalibur, Yor -- The Hunter From The Future, Rambo - First Blood, Blade, any of the Monty Python movies.
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>>52711693
A view to kill
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>>52711693

A Knight's Tale
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>>52711693
Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, and the new Conan
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>>52711859
>>52711981
>>52712032
thanks guys, unfortunately I've already watched most of those, anything else?
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You Highness, The Beastmaster, Red Sonja, Krull, Zardoz.
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>>52712186
SPOOKY ENCOUNTERS
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>>52711693
Kamen rider
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>>52711693
Boku no Pico
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>>52711693
Sword of the Stranger. Quite a few webm's end up getting posted in regards to "Martial classes getting shit done" every now and again.
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>>52713022
checked

and yes, I remember that anime, it's quite good actually
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>>52713055
oh shit, my first dubs are wasted on something like this....
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>>52711693
event horizon
for that nonapproved 40k prequel that it secretly is
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>>52713081
> First dubs
Hi Newfriend
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>>52712212
Wow... wow.
Good troll.
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The Lord Of The Rings (1978)
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>>52719040

Bakshi please leave.

OP, check out Master & Commander. It's a good damn film, and a good adaptation of its source material too.

Also, Guardians of the Galaxy.
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>>52712051
>new Conan

This is the day /tg/ falied me where I didn't expect it to do so.
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>>52711693
Quest of the Delta Knights.
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>>52719669

I haven't seen the new one. Is it genuinely bad? I mean, as a fan of the older movies, we have to be clear that they're not exactly masterpieces.
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>>52713081
>my first dubs
Get
Out
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>>52719697
No. it's certainly better than Destroyer. I don't know what he's memeing about, I guess it's just cool to hate reboots now.
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>>52719697
It's bad in the worst way: boring bad. Destroyer was probably a worse film on a technical level, but still far more enjoyable. The only good Conan film is Conan the Barbarian.
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>>52711693
13th Warrior
Basically 7 Samurai meets Beowulf.
/tg/ as fuck
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>>52711693
Verhoeven's Flesh + blood.
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>>52711693
Rob Roy?
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>>52719606
Bakshi's turd is still better than the Peturd Hackson films.
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Clash of the Titans (1981)
Leon the Professional
Johnny Mnemonic
Hard Candy
most of Kubrick's production
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>>52724220
I was just seeing if anyone had posted this.
I've heard it described as 'The Most /tg/ Film Ever'.
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>>52716678
What is troll about that list

Your Highness = How D&D Actually Happens
The Beastmaster and Red Sonya are genuinely entertaining 80s schlock like Conan the Barbarian.
Zardoz might be the only troll item on the list but it is super trippy and weirdly entertaining.
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>>52724843
Zardoz is a classic. So is Logan's Run. And Soylent Green.
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Why do you care what some fat neckbeards approve of? Watch what you like.
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>>52711693
>the all Chaotic High Seas Rogue party
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Big Trouble in Little China is a WoD mortals game gone horribly, horribly right.
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John Carpenter's The Thing
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The Watch, starring Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller, is a game I felt was like some kind of sci-fi skinned game of CoC gone mad.
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>>52724888
He's obviously looking for suggestions to watch
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Lord of the Rings

Conan the Barbarian

Princess Bride
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>>52724843
All of these movies are absolute dogshit that no sane human can watch except high. It which case your brain probably already consists of dogshit.
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>>52712186
Tetsuo - The Iron Man, The Last Witch Hunter, Flash Gordon (1980), Heavy Metal and HM2K, Starchaser - The Legend of Orin, and, of course, Metalstorm - The Destruction of Jared-Syn.

>>52725030
>WoD mortals
Please, it's obviously Feng Shui or HKAT!.
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The searchers


Really it's just a damn great film that every one should see.
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>>52725950
Why not just straight up suggest The Room while you're at it.
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Not a movie, but season 1 of true detective is phenomenal, and a fantastic style and feel reference for CoC
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The Fall.
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>>52719944
And even that wasn't really good.
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>>52726005
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen is the same, but better executed.
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>>52725992
The only bad movie on that list is Metalstorm. Starchaser is OK, Tetsuo is really fucking weird, and the rest are pretty good.
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>>52711693
labyrinth
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>>52726066
Having seen it in theaters I can confidently say The Last Witch Hunter is a bad movie.
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>>52711693
Highlander, the first one.

The animu movie's pretty good too.
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>>52726066
The Last Witch Hunter, Heavy Metal 2000 and Metalstorm are absolutely awful. I love Tetsuo and I've never seen Starchaser. Tetsuo is definitely not a /tg/ movie at any rate.
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>>52726294
I think you are wrong.
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>>52726404
Nothing wrong with LWH and HM2K apart from the CG at the end.
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>>52726406
You're entitled both to your opinion and to your bad taste.
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>>52711693
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>>52726404
I also didn't like the original Heavy Metal all that much. They should have just made the skeleton segment into its own movie, the rest of it was garbage and the final segment was boldly plagiarised from MÅ“bius.
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>>52712526
>Boku no Pico
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>>52726472
>the final segment was boldly plagiarised from MÅ“bius.
Dude, all those segments in the film were actual things from the HM comic series. I don't remember who drew Taarna, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was Moebius.

Also,
>hating based Lincoln F. Sternn
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>>52726485
he's not wrong, you know...
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>>52711693
Willow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZFtUwAs0wk
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>>52724220
>>52724811
Is it kid friendly? I think my nephew would like this if it is. Trying to get him to try d&d
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>>52711889
>Yor -- The Hunter From The Future
My excellent individual of African descent.
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>>52719883
>>52719697
>>52719669

I honestly don't understand why it gets so much hate. I liked it a lot.

I do wish that they hadn't made it an origin/revenge story and instead just have it be another tale in Conan's life but

Star Wars I-VII, there's my contribution.
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>>52725950
Last witchhunter have a pretty rad intro and i love vins acting in the movie
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How about The man with the iron fists? Outlander? Trolljegern / Trolljägaren / Troll hunter ?
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>>52726590
Hahaha

No. They re-edited the film before release to make it more violent.
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Red Cliff
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>>52711693
Tetsuo the Iron Man
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>>52726580

That's some 1st edition D&D right there.
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Ladyhawke.
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>>52726857
>Trolljegern / Trolljägaren / Troll hunter
More of an /x/ thing isn't it?
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>>52726954
I think the other anon is hinting at the fact that one of the actors also does porn.
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>>52726709
>>52726709

It's a movie without a focus, the link between the scenes is thin, and Momoa can't pull out an half-decent Conan (to be fair he kinda tries: it's the script, that it's not trying at all).
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>>52711693
Kung Fury, Kung Fu Hussle, Xaolin Soccer, Hellboy, Space Captain Harlock (The newish 3d one)
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>>52728438
>It's a movie without a focus, the link between the scenes is thin,
But people liked Heavy Metal.
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>>52728516

That isn't supposed to have a link between its (varingly good) vignettes, anon.
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>>52728536
>what is the Loc-Nar
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>>52728438
>Momoa can't pull out an half-decent Conan

Thing with Conan is he's a character who's supposed to be likable and charismatic. Momoa is awesome and I love him in other stuff but let's be honest: he looks like a violent maniac. This works absolutely amazing for Khal Drogo or that crazy Injun trapper in "Frontier" but not so much for a man who would be king.

Contrast with Arnold, who has an agreeable air to him. You can't help but really like him and even in crummy movies he's still a lot of fun to watch. You can totally understand why people he encounters in the movie want to be around him.

In some fairness to Momoa though he is beginning to get better at conveying friendliness and likability. But it's still a far cry from Arnold's natural charisma.
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>Buckaroo Banzai and Remo Williams not immediately suggested
>then seconded and fapped over

Fuck this gay nu/tg/.
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A few ctrl + F later I can conclude there are lot of the essentials here.
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>Ctrl + f
>no Darkest dungeon
>no Dungeons and Dragons
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No The Gamers 1 & 2 ?
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Mazes and Monsters - A cautionary tell featuring a Young Tom Hanks going crazy after playing D&D in the caves near his college.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6AOd6r6Qi8
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>>52730568
Both are utter shit. It is horribly unfunny people trying way to hard to be funny.
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>>52730547
sure is traditional games in here
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>>52711693
Depends on the setting
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Beastmaster, Highlander, The Dungeon Master, The Barbarian's, Dungeons and Dragons and Willow are some goodies.

Oh, and don't forget Legend. Legend might not have the best story, but it's the most beautiful fantasy world I've ever seen on film.
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>>52711693
Stardust
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Cast a Deadly Spell
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>ctrl + f "Westworld"
>0 results
Plebs, the lot of you. That's the most accurate /tg/ movie ever to be created and I'm ashamed to associate with you.
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>no Dragonslayer
>no Dragonheart
>no Pan's Labyrinth
>no Fire and Ice
I am disappoint.
Also check Tale of Tales.
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Also Attack the Block. And for the anon asking for something for kids, Pagemaster.
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>>52731472
Here's a list that I got from /tg/ earlier.


A Colt is My Passport
A Hard Day
Audition
Azumi
Blacula
Boss Nigger
The Brotherhood Of War
C'est arrive pres de chez vous
Curse Of The Undead
Dance of the Dead
Dark City
Death Race
Fido
Gozu
The Hiden Blade
High Plains Drifter
The Host (2006)
In the Mouth of Madness
In the Realm of The Senses
Lake Mungo
The Legend of Boggy Creek
The Machine Girl
Meatball Machine
Mexico Trilogy
No Man's Land (2001)
Prince of Darkness
Punishment Park
Rampo Noir
Shogun Assassin
Survive Style 5+
Tokyo Gore Police
Trollhunter
Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl
Versus
Wasting Away
What We Do in the Shadows
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https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Approved_movies
>>52713081
LURK MOAR
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>No jesus christ vampire hunter

I swear, I am fucking done with the lot of you
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Hardware

It's actually bad, but pretty cool.
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>>52733967
Surprisingly good list. Whoever made this has a fine taste in escapist cinema. I would extend it a little bit, though, and remove a couple of schlocky movies.
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>>52733732
>In the Realm of The Senses
Don't watch this.
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>>52733687
It's more like "what if /tg/ was real"
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>>52734399
Do watch A Colt is My Passport though.

That film introduced me to a whole swathe of 1950s/60s Japanese crime films that are all pretty damn good.
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>>52725950
Zardoz is practically mandatory.
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>>52726590
How old is your nephew? The movie is "spooky" at some parts but its a good adventure movie
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>>52726590
>Kid friendly.

I was eight when I first read Sven Hassel and five when I first watched Robocop. Children like grown up violence and horror.
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>>52711693
no one mentioned Gattaca?
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>>52739520
or Edge of Tomorrow?
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>>52711693
hawk the slayer, conan, 2001 a space odyssey,
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