BREAKING NEWS

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>>52702757

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>>52702765

>>52702757
If you're going to make this thread every day, at least have the courtesy not to fill it up with stale reposts.

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>>52702782
I havent noticed this posted in weeks. Did I miss the other threads?

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>>52702797

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>>52702757

>>52702797
No, it hasn't been, he's being an idiot.

>>52702974
2 lewd

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>>52702757

Anyone have the one referencing the party that staged a rebellion to legalize gay marriage instead of dealing with a lich?

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any wargamers here

>>52704174
That Shit is priceless.

>>52704653
>"Claims its totally rad"

I lol'ed

>>52703474
Source?

>>52704125
Yes

>>52704816
Perfection, 10/10.

Has anybody ever tried to make an Aran marines article on 1d4chan yet?

>>52704933
Ronal the barbarian or something like that.
It's really not that good.

>>52706971
What are you talking about? its a danish masterpiece

>>52703474
Damn, that's so fucking alliterative..

>>52707041
It has an unusual almost unique aesthetic and isn't prudish like most animations, so it get's points for that.
However, the characters are mostly dull (with a few exceptions), and the story is meh.

I honestly can't recommend it at all, and that's coming from someone who enjoys both the subject matter (of gonzo barbarians) and animated films in general.

>>52707773

DELET THIS

>>52707732
That is somewhat the point and charm of the movie tho, as i see it:
How over the top idiotic the stereotyping of the characters are (All barbarians crush skulls between their boobs, elves pretend to read auras and whatnot) and the dumb portrayal of the usual ''Get the magic mcguffin to kill M. badguy. and save everyone''

But i guess its a matter of taste. Id recommend it wholeheartedly

>>52702757
You're gonna need to give me a source on that picture, my man

>>52704205
>end result is worshiping a dead atheist as a god

>>52708222
So basically most sects of Buddhism?

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>>52708345

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>>52702757

>>52708729

While I comprehend your reference I care not for your subversion.

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>>52702797
You weren't misled, Stevens, you just got posted with the Sororitas Fuglias. Sign up for another tour and we'll see what we can do.

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>>52708777
That's cool. You can do you, I'll do me.

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>>52702757

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>>52702757

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>>52708777
>>52708814 again. Out of respect for your Trips, I'll post an older one I did.

>>52708801
Isn't that basically the plot of Dark Arisen?

Daimon's dilemma boiled down to a "Marry one, kill the other" choice between his sexy dragoness Onee-san and his delicious big-booty pawnfu.

>>52709007

I suppose I can appreciate the wit, while certainly not anything special it still outdoes most of what we see in these threads.

>>52709056
Except Daimon couldn't make a choice, and his former-onee-san-now-dragon killed his pawnfu, who looked like his onee-san because that's what happens to Main Pawns when their Arisen becomes Seneschal or a Dragon.

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>>52709056
More like fuck up his old now-dragon mentor and doom the world, locking himself into becoming the next dragon or seneshal. Or kill his pawnfu and get a free wish.

Instead he chose to curse all of creation and the great cycle. The dragon granted his wish in a way, killing his pawn and turning him into a monster on an island made out of his own angst that attracts arisen from every world to murder them so no new seneshal could be chosen.

>>52708345
Gautama died for your sins!

>>52708729
what's the sauce on that pic? It IS a top-tier ship.

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Not mine, but a good one.

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>>52710128

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>>52702757

>>52702974
Jab?

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I tried.

>>52708222
>>end result is worshiping a dead atheist as a god
It's a good compromise.

Also a good lesson as to why compromises aren't always good.

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>>52708801

>Wolves Hunt in p

>>52711552
+1

>>52704174
Sorry to ask, but, Sauce?

>>52702765
man, that show was the shit

>>52711208
which is the autist and which is the 13 y/o

>>52712292

The 100

>>52708887
Here's fucking hoping.

>>52703396
REMOVE DRAGONS!

>>52713654
I'm gonna bet Gid is the autist for just letting people call him what ever they like and the pillow is the 13 y/o

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Fieldnotes on Kobolds
By Abusive Priestess Roan
-Kobold don't seem to age. Instead, they just seem to get bigger, my current hypothesis is that they are technically immortal and grow as time goes on. This hypothesis is supported by the number of scars that the larger members have that the smaller members do not. It should be noted that the largest kobold that I have observed was the size of a 7 year-old human.
-Kobolds are intelligent-ish. They have come to understand a little bit of language and use an extremely crude version of common to communicate. After deciphering the meaningless gibberish they tend to spout, I was able to conclude that the kobolds do have a leader amongst them, apparently, his name is King Tork. From what I have gathered, King Tork is the largest kobold of them all. It is still unclear if there is only one King Tork or if each mob of them has their own.
-They have no real concept of safety which leads to an incredibly high mortality rate from their incompetence and curiosity. As of writing this, the mob I have been studying has had three deaths for every hour. Oddly, this is higher than the number of kobolds born in the same period of time at one birth every hour. Logic dictates that they will be all be wiped out in 10 days. Update: It has been 12 days from the previous observation, the death and birth rates have remained the same but the population has increased by 25 kobolds. I have sealed the cave off to prevent any new kobolds from entering the cave. Update: After 6 days of isolation in the cave, their population has increased by 14 kobolds in spite of the birth and death rates remaining the same.

-They have a very rudimentary knowledge of how to use tools and weapons. While most of their ability is them picking up things and hitting them against other things, they have discovered how to use tools as an extension of themselves. They cannot make their own tools though. They have displayed knowledge about how to use a hammer and how to poke or stab things with pointy objects.
-The mob I have been studying and mildly tormenting has been wiped out. One of them got their hands on a spell book and started throwing crumpled up pages. One of the pages cast the spell written on it and summoned a large amount of soup. Kobolds cannot swim in soup which is strange because I have seen a number of them able to swim in water.

>>52707806
The humor is hit and miss tho. There's some genuinely funny observations and parodies on RPG/fantasy norms mixed in with a lot of lame jokes.

For me it was okay the first time I saw it, but did not hold up to a rewatch.

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>>52711229

Didn't we kill those things like 20 years ago?

>>52708801
If Caim can waifu Angelus then I can waifu Grigori, goddamit.

>>52711229
I will never understand why they're even bothering trying to weaponize the damned things, if you can't control it 100% they're more dangerous to you than anyone you're trying to sicc them on, but Weyland-Yutani is Umbrella tier on the evil corp scale so I'm expecting nothing from them at this point.

>>52716164
It does make a lot more sense in the continuities where the company wants them for pharmaceuticals.

>>52716281
I really don't see how were going to develop better pain killers from acid fueled penis monsters but I guess that's just because I "lack vision"

>>52707510
>this isn't clinton
my sides

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>>52709490
>what's the sauce on the pic?
No idea, honestly. I think I got it either here, in a random thread, or on /u/. Not sure which.
But here you go.

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>>52703531
Of course.

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In memory of Orc-Bro, may he be remembered forever.

Also, can anyone post the screencap, I've lost mine?

>>52702974
sauce pls

>>52717894
My bad, the gnome was a paladin.

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>>52702757

>>52704816
Samus aran/crimson fist last stand??

...Source... please?

>>52708183
I like how in any "shitty third rate meme that is basically a fresh coat of paint on lolcats/demotivationals" thread there is inevitably the one guy that doesn't merely put in minimal effort (that's almost everyone) but actually has literally no sense of humour

you're supposed to make some kind of clever joke, not literally state what happens in an anime

it should also be /tg/ related, that is $100% /a/

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>>52718710
It's a reference to a well-known reaction image, not the anime. You're the one who missed the joke.

>>52708887
>Gaiman Promises Lawsuit

That would be worth seeing

>>52711552
Clever. VERY clever.

>>52704953
YES!

>>52707773
CULTIST-CHAN FOR WARMASTER!

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I tried

>>52721288
You shouldn't have.

>>52717729
Clever.

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>>52718102
Perhaps you're just jealous of this epic 5 get?

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>>52723990

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>>52724383

>>52724125
Is my homebrew the only setting where most half-elves are the result of rape?

>>52726975
Probably not the only, but kind of a rarity. Most settings I've played in don't use rape as a racial trope.

>>52713654
Creator here. Jace is the autist. Chandra is the 13 y/o.

I couldn't think of anything for Gideon at the time maybe "beefslab", but I ran out of space anyways.

>>52717729
Feels Goodman

>>52702757
>>52724125
It's like pottery. Do I win the thread?

>>52727906
It's not something fixated on, it's just implied and kind of known. Like when you see a fat white chick with a mixed kid you just assume she's a single mother, you know?

The way I see it, elves are pretty elitist, detached, and aloof, most of them aren't interested in fucking a human, but elf girls tend to be hot, and humans can be pretty terrible.

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>>52729320
Forgot my contribution

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>>52716117
Caim is a mute Murderhobo

He can do whatever he wants

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>>52729619
don't mind me, just coming in to post a few drakengard pics

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>>52729646

>>52712984
Fuck yea Community!

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>>52729662
and one in theme with the thread for kicks

>>52714932

Jace is pretty obviously the autist. Gideon would, if they haven't changed his character that much since RotE, probably be the only reasonably well-adjusted individual on the team.

>>52729646
>>52729662

Yoko Taro needs to get around to explaining what happened to Angelus' body in the Nier-verse

Grimoire Nier just says it was being held in a secret government lab when it was supposedly stolen as the White Chlorination shit was going down, but no follow up info on who stole it and why

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>>52729890
Wait, even better.

>>52703189
I actually have the opposite problem; 2 separate GMs that force the party to move on when we're sitting around talking to each other in-character in town or while camping or whatever

>>52729879
As if that mad bastard would deign to explain his creative choices

>>52729941
I laughed.

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>>52729929
>0:01

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>>52729879
We're like 13K years after the event.
I think you're focusing on the wrong thing.

>>52711047
Yes.

>>52702779
kek

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>>52702782

>>52708747
Sides crippled

>>52708854
>mr are you aware that you are a cat.jpg

>>52711552
Kek'd but fuck you odin niflheim is a plan... I mean a world.

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>>52708747

>>52710342
fucking kek, more TTS headlines pls

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>>52702757

>>52704174
Fucking Finns.

>>52734934
s-sauce?

>>52735875
Thats Jasper.

>>52708729
Which one is the farm girl and which is the tomboy? It looks like the redhead is both

>>52702963
That shit's sick, source?

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>>52702974

>>52736197
Redhead is the tomboy.
>>52735687
>>52735807
Glad you laughed.