>Well actually my character is half human and half-

ghost

Skeleton

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>>52690159
feces

Elf

>>52690159
human

quarter-vampire

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...frog?

>>52690159
fae catboy

>>52690159
bear and pig

male (female)

>>52690159
life 3 confirmed

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>>52690159
Human.

ling

>>52690159
Orc

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Slime

>>52690159

Beeforged

https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Beeforged_(5e_Race)

>>52690159
Please, no frogposting on /tg/. Thank you.

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>>52691951
Please no Humanposting on /tg/ thank you.

>>52691969
Please no posting on /tg/. Thank you.

>>52691975
Post no please on /tg/ you thank.

>>52691975
Please, no posting. Thank you

Irish

>>52692157
lol'd

>>52690159
There is no other half. Just the human half. My character is half of a human.

>>52690159
Hey, at least one half is human.

>>52692143
Please no

>>52692832
Thank you.

>>52692861
Please no thanking. Thank you

>>52692832
>>52692861

Please, no thanking you.

>>52692977
No please, thank you.

>>52693036
No thank, please you

>>52693405
Always remember to say please and thank you.

>>52690338
This is actually the funnies thing I've read all day.

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Super male vitality.

This thread has made my day and gives me hope for this medium. Top work fellows.

black

>>52690159
.....actually he's just half of a human. Please call the cleric immediately.

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>>52691935
What

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>>52692832
That's what she said!

>>52690159
Wheelchair.

>>52690159
Cyborg

>>52690189
But which part's the skeleton part?

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>>52695976
The whole thing.

>>52692286
What happened to the other half?

>>52691935
>>52695735
I once had a Warforged player who kept a cat in a similar fashion.

but this. this is my next character.

>>52690159
>>52690189
Half
>>52695782
and:
>>52695910
also fire.

>>52690251
Underrated keks

Dragon-man

>>52691935
I read that as Beerforged at first.

>>52695976
The... skeleton part.

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>>52690159
Half centaur half horse.

Basically, a horse body with a human torso and a horse head... A double centaur? I don't know, my DM was amused.

I convinced he only let me play the character because he "secretly" likes Wordsworth (I've, unbeknownst to him, seen the old discs he had imported).

>>52690159
A half draw half orc.

Is that edgy?

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>>52690159
cat

>>52696783
Don't do drugs kids.

>>52698151
don't do kids, do drugs

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>>52698181

>>52691935
>https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Beeforged_(5e_Race)
I read this as beefforged

but a bee is fine too.

And Roger as Pip, the half-parrot, half-man, half-woman, three-quarter badger, ex-bigamist negro preacher, for whom banjo-playing was very difficult, and he never mastered it although he took several courses and went to banjo college.

>>52690159
-gay

>>52698306
Soo... bisexual?

>>52690159

-Mexican starlet, Rosetta Nixon, plays the head of bomber command, whose passion for sea-birds ends in tragedy.

>>52690159
forklift

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>>52690159
empty, "and my precious, precious half-man... for *you,* the greatest torment of all... life forever more."

>>52698371
You. You are fine.

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>>52690159
Machine

>not making a half half-elf half halfling

Come on lads

>>52690159
-naked!

>>52699022
So you are a barbarian then?

>>52691996
no

D&d

1-Make a human
2-Clone him enought of times to make a cadaver golem
3-Kill all those and make a cadaver with them.
4-Clone the human one extra time
5-Kill the new human and make a half human half cadaver golem, with half golem temple.
6-Turn him into a living being with the spell of that 3.5 book
7-Get this living being and mate him with a female human
8-Use this half human, half(inser mess here)
9-Use the lycantrope template with human (human is animal?) and make the person but the character of step 8
10-Profit

this is for 3.5

>>52690159
-bear and half pig

>Well, my character is half human
>that's it. he's half human.
>no, he doesn't have another half. he's just half human.

>>52698433
FASTER THAN A LASER BULLET LOUDER THAN AN ATOM BOMB

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>>52690159
>-human. He's human.

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>>52690251
>>52691629

>>52701815
>AllTomorrows.png

>>52696348
My character became an adventurer specifically to find the answer to that question.

>>52701815
>The Forest

>>52694072
'Nam vet?