>your group comes to a minotaur outpost out in the middle

>>52689097
The group, been spotted, rolls for initiative.

While attempting to sneak past, the rogue loudly fell over, exposing herself to the minotaurs.

>>52689162
the group hasn't been spotted.

>>52689187
she falls sprawled on the ground, her legs spread open, revealing her no panties to the three?

>>52689097
They give her a goddam cloak and some brandy, it's like freezing out there, damn.

Also they have the first conversation with an outsider in weeks, learn some new jokes, trade supplies, etc.

>>52689397
we were having a good thread, then this faggot comes along...

I think a fair bit of inspiration could be gained from Corruption of Champions in this case

>>52689397

You have to eat all the eggs.

>>52689408
>Trying to start fur faggotry
>Good thread

Pick one

>>52689369
I dash to catch a clearer view

>>52689471
Someone post the cap

>>52689503
>any kind of monster is furry now
thats retarded, but whats wrong with fur?

>>52689097
>wat now
I dunno, I'd assume the whizzard will make a thread about it on /tg/

>>52689097
Disguise Self as a Minotaur and join in

>>52689511
achieved.

>>52689582
you cast disguise to look like a minotaur and wait in the bushes for the minotaur to start something with the intent to blend in.

Why won't the horny teenagers just get a room and suck each other off instead of making idiotic threads on /tg/?

>>52689097
>the minotaurs, surprised, look to another another, and then back to the halfling girl that quickly scrambles to her feet
>the bulls get up and take a step towards her
>the halfling pulls her small daggers
>the bulls slowly encircle her as she backs up into a wall
>she swings at them in a panic and misses
>they quickly grab her arms and overpower her, picking her up right off the ground
>they disarm her and one throws her over his should
>she kicks and shouts trying to wiggle free, but the massive muscles keep her in place.

dubs or something that sounds good decides what happens next

>>52689738
Cannibalistic hungry minotaurs gotta what they gotta do.
Eat to survive.

>>52689778
Seconded.

>>52689738
thread gets banned for quest faggotry

>>52689738
OP writes a heartwarming tale about the minotaurs helping the girl out and she in turns, teach them a song about making friends. In the end, the whole party joins a big feast and they part good friends and an ally to rely upon in times of trouble.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>52689738
Halfling bites her suicide capsule.

>>52689778
>>52689807
vore is shit

>>52689846
>song about friendship
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcBNxuKZyN4

>>52689857
hmmm... maybe
i've never wrote necro before

>>52689888
>vore is shit
Yeah, but so is your thread. Likes beget likes.

>>52689097
Thread devolves into a passe rape scenario because OP is too gay to take his paltry ass over to the erp threads on /soc/ and decides to take a steaming dump on /tg/'s front page instead.

>>52689738
They escort the rogue away and give a stern lecture about why sneaking onto other people's property is a bad thing.

>>52689738
She violates the NAP and they sue her for trespassing.

>>52689738
>What happens next
OP and the idiots that humoured him pick up their shit, leave and stay leave

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>>52689557
Are you reading the same thread? It is exactly what is wrong with it, leads to nothing but a bunch of dudes erping with each other. Even worse is when I'm running a game or in one and they try it, keep your fetishes and magical realms to yourself.

>>52689888
>i've never wrote necro before
Nig-nog considering your grammar, punctuation, capitalization, and spelling, I'd be surprised if you have written anything past 4th grade.
That's not even mentioning the trite concept of this "work," or the fact that quests and pornography are banned on this board.
Get >>>/out/

>>52690087
you are free to look at any of my past works
>https://www.fimfiction.net/stories/relevance?search=ipwnlocks
:^)

>>52690194
Listen OP, if I wanted to read unoriginal and badly written smut of the worse category, I'd still end up picking up something better than whatever your neanderthalian mind could have conocted. So no, I won't.

>>52690194
kys

>>52690320
whats wrong, friendo?

>>52689097
I'll run forward and draw a throwing dagger from my boot, ready to throw it if it looks like she's not into it.

>>52690324
This thread

>>52690194
>MLP fanfiction.
Alright really get >>>/out/
Not to say you can't improve, but know your fuckin' audience. This is not the place to do it, nor is it the people to present it to. Go on one of the boards that allow pornography, get shit on there, and slowly improve out of the caveman-esque state of writing you're in right now.
Or don't, no skin off my back.

>>52689097
i watch the gaurds as they raep the rouge and I cna't tpye vert well when Im' mastrubting

>>52689097

She is immediately made into the came cook based on unfounded racial stereotypes. There's only so many ways to prepare your rations when you only know one and a half recipes between you.

>>52689948
>steaming dump
>implying OP isn't tepid diarrhea in a dixie cup

>>52689738
The minotaurs read her rights before escorting her to a detention facility for processing.

>>52690645
I guess the Minotaurs were on a steakout

>>52690789
yum

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>>52689738
>Tired of this farce
>Stride forward and demand they put my companion down
>Attempt to reason/bargain with these monstrosities
>If all else fails Desu Vult

inb4 shit writer railroads this into a "rocks fall you die and she gets raped extra hard"

>>52690368
but /mlp/ and /tg/ are friends :(

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>>52689524

>>52690194
>>52691355
Did you forget this board banned all people who write anything for fun and only allows a single storytime thread with terrible writers and rehashed, regurgitated dreck for writing?

>>52691450
>Terrible writers

Well I guess this guy would fit right in then

>>52691450
>Salty Questfag shits on Story-timers, Short Funny Scenario greentexters, and the once in a blue moon non-pornographic RP threads because he's mad that his /a/-tier waifufaggotry shit was kicked off.

This is why nobody wants you back.

>>52691593
I'm not that guy, but you need to relearn reading comprehension because he didn't mention half those things.

>>52689738
With a hunch that the halfling rouge isn't traveling alone, the trio of minotaurs search the area. The one holding the gal over his shoulder asks what she was thinking and why was she trying to sneak by them with a huff.

>>52689097

She bumbles into their homosexual orgy and is forever scarred by the sight.

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>>52689397
This is exactly what should happen.

The party makes new friends and acts like good neighbours or did Mr. Rodgers teach you nothing?

>>52689471
This will never not be funny

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>>52690194

oh my fucking god op

>>52689888
>vore is shit
I don't think it's vore they want, but snuff. Or you know, minotaurs doing what minotaurs do. Which is eating flesh.

>>52698722
thats not how MY MINOTAURS behave.
MY MINOTAURS whip out these ever-erect horsecocks, that drip pre-cum like a faucet, and their heavy balls perpetually produce thick cum to impregnante anything they come across.

>>52701141
I thought Greeks didn't come to /tg/.

>>52701141
Romani ite domum