ITT we post GOAT magical items from other media

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>>52666436
>>52666455
What are these?

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>>52666122
Basically any Shen Gong Wu

>>52666510
>>>52666436
looks like it's from wakfu.

>>52666455
Some sorta revolving pistol with alchemical ammo.

>>52666610
underrated magical items right here

I still have my Dog talisman from the magazines they did. Think I also have the Dragon and Pig but I'm not sure.

>>52666510
The Eliacube is a mysterious artifact with the ability to bend time and space (but has to be powered by appropriately large amounts of magic).

>>52666514
I don't see no Mantis Flip Coin there.

>>52666610
I was going to post these. Good taste anon.

>>52666514
the worst kind of magic items, the kinds there's no matching set for.

>>52666317
I knew exactly what this was going to be

>>52666717
Found the image on google, it's also missing my favourite combo: Fountain of Hui and Eagle Scope. Infinite knowledge and the ability to focus on what you needed.

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Would you /tg/?

>>52666972
what did eagle scope do on its own?
Also, wasn't fountain of hui useless on its own because you were flooded with literally everything?

>>52667008
Would I?

>>52667037
It allowed "sight like an eagle" so basically you could zoom.
and yeah, that's why I love it. May include something similar in my own game. DC 30 will save to avoid being dazed with knowledge for a number of hours equal to how below the DC you were.

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>>52667008
FOOL!

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>>52666122

>ITT: Crazy Hasan's Flea Market

>>52666964
Ye.

>>52667514
>solve weird cube puzzle
>interdimensional beings show up and flay me down to mush before damning me to some hell-verse

Ya, cool item..

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>>52667748

Other hand.

>>52666805
my nigga

>>52667796

It only works if ya really deserve it.You have to be a fucked up individual who knows what he is looking for to get that sorta treatment

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Sun wu kong's staff is severely underrated
>Can extend to the heavens, and with good enough balance, raise you to them or simply jump over any obstacle, or cross any gap by walking it, extend while polevaulting for ridiculous jumps, or simply poke a switch behind jail bars
>Can become heavy as fuck, letting you pin a lumberjack by simply putting it on top of him
>Can shrink as well to fit any size needed, from a pocket sized stick, to a cane

>>52667397
That comic used to be (at least passably) good, man
What happened?

>>52666924
Mah nigga

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Hmm hope this pic is large enough

>>52668155
We haven't had any real story in over a year. Just a snippet here and there. It's like being given a novel and only getting two chapters of progress and ninety chapters of fluff.

>>52668183
So, anything by David Eddings.

>>52668211
>Deltora quest
My brother of African descent

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>All this anime shit
>Fucking death note

get your fucking priorities correct /tg/

>>52666317
Aside from you, you're alright

>>52666122
>ITT we post GOAT magical items from other media
WHAT?
>Posts the mask
>From a horrible movie
>Starring Jim 'I'm a turbo autist and annoying as fuck' Carey
>GOAT
kys

>>52667796
>>52667796
The Lamentation is a regiftable magic item.
Replace Me with My Enemy and it's pretty damn great.

>>52666924
AW SHIT

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Do Aura battlers count as items?

>>52666359
>11 seasons in
>we still only have one being (Lucifer) out of five known on the list of Doesn't Fucking Work

>>52668365
There was a comic too anon
And it was all violence

>>52668211
Don't recognize 5, 9, or 10

>>52668436
it was a night and day difference from the movie.

>>52666122
GOAT
Game of Attack on Titan?
Goat of Ascending Tastes?

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>>52668211
>Green Lantern rings
>cooler than the Infinity Gems

>>52668211
What are the fifth and last ones from?

>>52668458
>>52668512
>5
Marvel infinity stones, whole set makes you omnipotent
>9
Bionicle masks
>10
Deltora quest

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>>52667965

>>52668500
>Boring "Do what ever I want gems"
vs
>Weapon fueled by emotion, controlled by imagination and which must be earned? A tool which makes you kindred with other people like you and dedicates you to a cause?

The Rings are a plot, character and setting all to themselves.
The Stones are just "lets give character x omnipotence for the day until Captin American hits him with his shield"

>>52668550
Ah thanks. I must say I'm not familiar with Deltora Quest.

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>>52668512
>Doesn't know about motherfucking Deltora Quest
Fucking plebeians I swear

>>52667008
Would I become the world's greatest hero in exchange for hanging with a mildly annoying midget?
Holy shit, yes I would. The characters from Soul Eater are faggots that flip their shit at the drop of a hat, Excalibur isn't particularly more annoying than a pissed of cat or four year old.
Plus, I'm an optimistic fuck and believe that I could earn some modicum of respect at some point, or at least that he'd calm his tits after hanging out long enough without getting shoved back into the stone again.

>>52668436
I was unaware of this. I highly doubt id enjoy it as Jim Carey has polluted my view on the subject.
I just despise that idiot, and his whore ex wife
>were pushing 50
>let's have a kid
>kid = complete autism mode
>It's muh vaccines!
God I hate dumb people

>inb4 a /pol/ tier argument ensues
Pls no

>>52667796
Demons to some, angels to others.

>>52668601
City of Rats before Lake of Tears
>Autism mode engaged

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Who doesn't love a wisecracking, perverted talking sword that used to be a D&D thief and is designed to negate all barriers of protection?

Shame about the whole "if your will is weaker than his, he'll overpower you and you'll become a bad guy" thing.

>>52668478
Gay Old Nigger Trannies

>>52668587
>I haven't read the stories in question: the post

Protip: Cap doesn't beat up Thanos with his shield, nor do the Infinity Gems on their own let their wielder do whatever they want.

>>52667514
beat me to it

>>52668428
I assumed it was the other archangels

>>52668870
+God

>>52668211
.. are the deltora gems really that powerful?
They are like.. trash items for a level 4 character.
>this gem protects you against poison
neat I guess
>this gem will clear your head and make thinking easier
..
>..but that's not all! It also protects you from bad dreams!
please stop
etc etc etc

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CLAIM YOUR ITEM FOR THE ARENA!

FIGHT ME BOYS!

>>52668428
Death is another. And I'm pretty sure God. So that's three.

>>52668675
Only The first and last book or in their correct spots

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This series is absolutely stuffed full of great magical items.

>>52668637
The Mask comics are highly enjoyable. I really liked the Lobo crossover too.

>>52668895
I think it was listed in order of obscurity. The Belt wasn't overly powerful until you got the whole thing together and it went from a collection of low-level wondrous items to a collective artifact that chased the BBEG out of your country and purged the land of his corruption presence.

There were like three subsequent series though right? Three flutes for the country north of Del Tora that fell to the BBEG before, and his actual domain north of that IIRC. Forgot what the mcguffin was there.

>>52668895
Yeah but the point is that it's like being able to wear 20 different low level belts at once, and a good few low level non-belt items, as a single belt, which is actually pretty fucking sick.
Not to mention some are pretty fucking strong if you scaled them up to proper high level DnD threats.

>STR enhancement, Immunity to Fear, Immunity to Disease, CHA enhancement
>Permanent Detect Evil, Permanent Detect Lies, Immunity to Inhalation and Consumed Poison
>Bonus Feat(Lucky)
>INT enhancement, Immunity to Mind-Altering Effects, Immunity to Dream-based spells
>At-will Vision spell-like ability, Perception enhancement
>Permanent Protection from Evil, Immunity to injected or contact poison
>WIS enhancement, Permanent Detect Poison and Disease, Constant Guidance
>Permanent Epic Level Protection from Evil, with miles radius, At-will Epic Level Banishment

It's pretty fucking strong bro

>>52669088
you just know that the GM was kicking himself during the last few sessions.
He knew that he had made a way too powerful BBEG with no real weakness for the party to prey on.
"What? You stab the bbeg with your sword? Well.. according to the lore that I created, your sword melts and he is unhurt"
"You throw the belt around him?" *Gm looks at the clock, knowing he has to do a 16 hour shift in 5 hours* "Sure.. he melts. The bbeg simply couldn't handle all the.. love I guess. Well that's it for tonight. See ya next week where we will go against the triforce.. Er.. I mean.. collect three flutes"

>>52669201
hmm it has been quite a few years since I read those books. But I loved them when I was younger.. Maybe I should give them a read again

>>52669044
I might check em out.
I just hate that unfunny bastard so much it might be hard to overcome lol

>>52666610
Question, what is the difference between the Pig and Dragon Talismins?

>>52667880
But that's science

>>52668365
It's about the item, not the media it's from. Go sperg out somewhere else, The Mask would be a great magical item in a campaign.

>>52669481
Just play TOON then.

The grim reapers scythe is always a good one, many depictions to pick from. From being able to open portals to other realities and after lives, to being able to kill the normally unkillable.

>>52669411
Laser eyes come from your eyes, fireball comes from the talisman.

Also laser beams vs fireballs. Nobody ever spammed fireballs either, but the pig eyebeam'd constantly in that one episode.

>>52668365
Wait... Jim Carry... not funny? Did I enter the fucking twilight zone? I mean we don't have to all like the same thing it's just, the first time I've ever seen this opinion. True he's been in bad movies but I usually chalked that to bad direction

>>52669547
So eye beams have volume of fire while fireballs have more raw power, personally I'd rather take the shadowkhan masks instead though

>>52668895
Most powerful =/= GOAT

>>52668617

More likely, he behaves in a manner specifically designed to press all your buttons. The power dude believed that his mere presence eventually drives people insane with rage.

>>52669582
Explain

>>52669019
The head key might just be the SINGLE most broken magic item ever. Or st least in the running. I would honestly kill to get my hands on it.

>>52669592
interesting effect > win button

>>52669019
looks cool, what's the series?

>>52669592
The belt is just cool as a concept and from a story perspective. It has a rich history, deep symbolism and unique powers that don't feel too generic. A good item is powerful but not broken. Archtypal but not cliche. A part of the setting and story but not the only feature.
The Belt does all of that in spades.

>>52669613
Locke and Key
It may be one of the best comic series ever.
Read it. You won't regret it, I promise.

>>52668170
You have chosen a paltry kingdom on an insignificant planet.

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Is this a cop-out?

>>52668920
Probably god's sister too, so that'f four.

>>52669444
Didn't anyone ever teach you Clarke's Third Law?

>>52669726
I'd say the head leviathan maybe but that whole season is one I'd just prefer to forget about.

>>52669246
Yeah, the main thing that makes the belt not really shine is the fact that it's being used by a party of level 3 to 5 commoners who run from most boss fights and only want to participate in solving dungeon puzzles. They were generally up against Giant Rats and Dune Bugs, mostly in the form of swarms, so it's use is limited there.
They sure managed to fuck up any kind of witch or wizard they encountered with relative ease.

>>52669756
GM: The witch gives you a riddle and unless you can answer it she will eat you and the rest of the team!

Player: Lol I use the intelligence gem and figure it out

Gm: No.. you can do th
Player: NAT 20 BIATCH! I SOLVE ALL THE PUZZLES

GM: but..
Female player: Just.. just let it go otherwise we will be stuck with the witch for the rest of the evening while he tries to figure it out

>>52669835
This one is pretty good, I'd love to be endlessly insulted by his sultry voice

>>52669590
Well, he cooperated with King Arthur and I doubt old Arty conformed to his bullshit.
Worst thing that happens is that I get hit with a stick and Exaclibur fucks off, so I'd still take my chances.

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Maxwell's notebook

>>52669719
It's the biggest cop-out, and made everything in Z feel insignificant

>>52669019
>Murther
one of my favorite old spellings.

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>>52669987
I hope this gets new releases on Switch

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>>52668601
Will proudly be a pleb if being whatever you are makes me just as stupid.

>>52669751
I don't know what you're talking about. What season?

>>52669549
It's just that all of his movies seem like He s playing the same goofy tryhard in every movie.
I'm well aware that he has tons of fans, and that's fine. I hate when ppl go full on stop liking what I don't like, so I accept that ppl can watch his stuff.
I just, I can't stand his goofy face... it seems that he hasn't done anything to be a better comedian since he was on In Living Color.

>>52667880
These items are shit

>>52670206
Season 7, the season with those really underwhelming villains from purgatory that got defeated in a single season, was also the one where bobby died

>>52667880
>that pic
Magic vape pens?!
Fedora tipping is bad enough, I'm not enhancing it with magic...

>>52669444
Seconding >>52669748
There's a lotta weird stuff that goes on in that setting such that it might as well be magic.

>>52670281
They are very mundane in their application but invariably useful in the right hands.

>>52670327
They're screwdrivers anon, it's in the imagefile and everything.

>>52670467
>They are very mundane in their application but invariably useful in the right hands.
The sonic screwdriver is literally a plot-device device. It has logical function other than to advance the plot and then when it would solve an issue too easily the writers just contrive a reason why it doesn't work. It;s lazy storytelling at its finest

>>52670467
>it's screwdrivers anon
I know... I was making a funny ffs

>>52670111
Best tanking sword for two expansions.

>>52670490
Well it wasn't funny.
kys, you failure.

>>52670505
Sick burn, son. Just absolutely savage. How will I ever recover?!

>>52670530
Time heals all wounds Anon

>>52670505
>buttmad fedora tipper detected
lighten up, anon... go have a vape and smugly debate people or something. ..

>>52668054
Nobody can carry it without superpowers. It's 7 thousand kilos.

>>52668716
Chaos is the only sword I know that fucks bitches with magical tendrils

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<- The only artifact that matters in this thread

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>not posting the magic conch

>>52670935
what is it?

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Olmec is not impressed and you all only get half a talisman now.

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>>52671143
I want off Hussie's wild ride Bro

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>>52671135
>100% Temple Guard Proof

>>52668811
Shallow and pedantic

>>52668798
>GONT

You goddamn idiot.

>>52668890
+God's milf sister

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>>52668285
Bitch, that ain't magic.
This shit's magic.

>>52668920
You think Death's still alive?

>>52670924

Most swords don't fuck bitches at all.

>>52668211
Last one looked familiar but I couldn't figure it out. Looked it up based off other posts and holy shit all that nostalgia. I do like the idea of them as magic items because I like magic to be a bit ambiguous. When you can open a book and break everything down to numbers it just feels less mysterious

>>52666455
Gun that kills anything but has only like 4 shots
It's from Drive Angry

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I'm surprised no one posted this yet

>>52671336

>only half of one so it comes back and ganks your partner causing you to lose

Feels bad man. No one ever remembered the rooms they were in.

>>52671804
it's because it is the shitty version

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>>52671838
Take your pick

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>>52671854
A classic

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>>52671871
Maximum EDGE

>>52671895
>All-black the necrosword
>Annihilablade
MAXIMUM KEK

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>>52672052
It gets betterworse

>>52672052
That sword is meant for KANGZ

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Jack's sword is pretty neat.
it pretty much ignores damage resistance on all evil things, gives a huge damage boost against evil things and cannot harm any good being.

perfect for a paladin or any other over zealous dumbass that hits first and ask questions later.

>>52671379
>aint magic
>sword cuts things that can only be hurt by magic
>story says its magic because it's been soaked in the radiated essences of both monsters and the marked for so long

>>52671854
Thundarr fuck yeah!

>>52669726
>>52668920
>>52668428
If Lucifer's immunity is because of the Mark, then that shit has changed.

If there is no mark out in the world, the number of people immune has dropped to four. The remaining figure is probably something else that is a primordial power.

>>52672210
Well, it's literally forged out of righteousness by deities. In terms of slaying evil, the only thing more powerful is probably the gods themselves.

>>52672256
weeell, the sword itself is pretty much as mundane as it gets.
But it got a supernatural aura, not like "get +1 to attack damage" but by the curses of those it killed.

basically, it can affect supernatural creatures because said creatures aknowledge it existence as a thing that kills a lot of stuff very well.

>>52667796
Not a fan of the twins Agony and Ecstasy?

>>52668840
AND IT HOWLS

No Necronomicon? For shame.

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>>52672672
ahem

>>52668601
Mmmm, more like maze of the best

>>52666924
I tried making The Key for a M&M game. Shit is expensive.

>>52666436
The cube is not sentient. The cube, for the amount of wakfu it contains, is not alive. The cube is not your friend. The cube was never meant to be used that way.

>>52672968
what is the key for? Or what can it do?

>>52672427

Makes you wonder why Ra/Odin/Vishnu never came to take care of Aku, considering they destroyed 99% of him the first time.

>>52673012
So the Lost Room is a cool setting for a miniseries that was on SciFi. I'd pay money to see more movies/series made it in. It'd also make a cool /tg/ setting.

But the short version is this: There are a number of weird magical objects in the world. They're all mundane things that were in a motel room during a semi-mysterious Event. Some get useful powers, others less so. Like The Pencil generates pennies when tapped against a table. The Watch can hard boil an egg placed in the strap...like I said. Some aren't so useful.

The Key is considered one of the most powerful because it's so useful. If you place The Key into the lock of any (swinging) door and open it, it opens into the motel room from the event. Which has been separated from reality into its own pocket dimension.

If you close the door behind you you basically seal yourself off from the rest of the universe, perfectly safe. The OTHER super useful power is that when you open the door from inside the room it opens to any (swinging) door you can think of. Effectively teleportation via doors to anywhere in the world.

There's some other aspects to it that are relevant to the plot of The Lost Room, but that's basically it.

In M&M terms this is a Teleport with a rank high enough to teleport anywhere in the world, with Accurate, and Medium (Doors). It also needs Movement (Dimension Travel) and a other dimensional HQ.

>>52673129
oooh that sounds pretty cool

>>52673220
There's others.

The Bus Ticket teleports anybody who touches it to a particular location in the middle of nowhere on Route 66. The ticket does not go with you. So guy who owns it put duct tape on the edge so he can hold it and use it as a banishment weapon.

The Jacket's power is unknown, but like all Objects is indestructible. So it's bulletproof.

The Comb, when run through someone's hair, stops time for a subjective 10 seconds where the user can run around and do things.

The Glasses when worn inhibit combustion is an area around the wearer.

The Pen basically lightning bolts anybody you stab with it.

The Umbrella makes anyone who sees you think you look familiar.

There's more too that I can't really remember.

>>52671356
Unlearned and tasteless.

>>52667506
Came here to post this, but I was already too late.

I started to stat this up for dark heresy once, but I realized my players were all to straight-laced to use the obviously warp-powered artifact.

>>52673016
Giving humans a method of defeating evil by themselves is tantamount to saying that their intervention is no longer necessary. Gods are NEVER wrong. They can't interfere because that would be absolute proof that giving the sword to humans was a mistake, and gods don't make mistakes. So now they're locked out by their own pride, or possibly natural law itself, from fighting Aku. Though they are definitely still providing aid to Jack, with a few occasions of literal holy power and I can only assume his immortality is their way of making sure that they don't "lose" to Aku, because as long as Jack lives there's a chance he will use the sword to kill Aku, thus proving that they were originally correct in trusting humans with the power to protect themselves.

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>>52666122

>>52666827
underrated post

>>52670849
You can just as easily produce some bullshit excuse to let the players wield it, like a gift from the gods, chosen by the staff, etc

>>52673346
Everyone knows that Thanos tripped himself making an earthquake and Spider-Man stole the gauntlet.

>>52669899
There are people you can pay for that.

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What does this even do?

>>52673330
>>52673129
Also, literally every original item still in the room is an item, making the room a vault of potential awesome.
And, anything left in the room without the key disappears.

>>52674714
Starts wars.

>>52666610
My nigga! Was gonna post these. I still have all of them and the VHS of season one

>>52666827
>that scene at the end where he's trying to run after his daughter as an old man cry and falls over

>>52667008
Fuck off Excalibur!

>>52667552
Kek. Stolen and adding to me next campaign

>>52671372
memes Amara > MILF Amara

>>52668211
>Deltora Quest
Fuck you, now I need to go read them all again.

>>52666610
>3.PF: The show

>>52669044
Lobo crossover was ace. Should also be in the archives of /tg/ when an anon did a dump

Gorun Nova
Ragudo Mezegis
Nezard
Bodigar
Galveira

>>52669088
Dragons was one series

>>52670215
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Give it a watch.

>>52670235
>>52668481
>>52667880
>>52672925
Sci-fi tech isn't magic.

>>52671379
And uh it can cut across the astral plane, so it's definitely some kinda magic.

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>>52671130
Oh man, you don't know about the power of the Gold Saint Gemini Cloth, which grants its user the power to fight gods and blow up a whole galaxy with just one punch

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>>52671895
That shit was the height of Thor in the last 15 years easily. I miss old Aaron.

>>52668211
>using the reboot MoT
Ded to me.

>>52674918
Sometimes Adam Sandler is alright.

>>52673129
The Key can open any door that has a six or seven tumbler lock. So not any swinging door. Your exit can be just about any door, even a drawn one.

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Necronomicon Ex Mortis

>>52668840
BLOOD AND SOULS FOR MY LORD ARIOCH!

>>52672826
>mask of innocence to experience

>>52675674
>The Deathbook from Death
I never understood this

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>GOAT magical items
>Not the super shiny gems
What the fuck guys?

>>52668211
>I know all of those
I don't know how I should feel about this.

>>52671854
Something is seriously fucked with the hand on the far left.

>>52675802
Necronomicon means "Book of dead names" (nom = name). But it's shitty Greek whereas "ex mortis" is shitty Latin.

>>52668589
As far as youth fantasy books go, they're kind of the shit. Lots of cool world building and interesting characters.

>>52675951
Huh.

Thanks anon.

>>52667796
It's like a reverse millennium puzzle.

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Ceci n'est pas une lampe ordinaire.

>>52672392
But Lucifer didn't have the mark, it was on cain

>>52675923
Looks to me like muscle, bone, and webbiing from thumb to index finger us creating an odd, but not wrong effect.

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Not the original, but the best pic I could find.

Someone post the throwing anus please, I don't have the image.

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>>52666122
not exactly magical, but definitely GOAT

>>52668211
The only one I don't understand is One True Christian God at the bottom

>>52668211
That's some A++ tier taste right there, I had totally forgotten about Deltora Quest, but I'm docking you points you for using the reboot masks.

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>>52667796
It is not the box that calls us...

>>52668716
You can't fool me, that's the sword from Super Mario RPG.

>>52666514
>Jet bootsu
>da hippa hoppa
I find these to be incredibly humorous
I wanted a golden tiger claw when I was a kid

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OHHHH THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST

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>>52676133
Here, one anus for you.

>>52676151
>The only one I don't understand is One True Christian God at the bottom
That's okay, no one else understands Him either.

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I don't think there's a picture of the item itself, this is all I could find, the silver arrow you use to stop Bellower in the banner saga is pretty good

>Being chased by an immortal being hell bent on killing your convoy because one person in it killed his wife and child
>The only way to stop him is with this arrow
>It makes him believe he's mortal
>You can now "kill" him by doing enough damage to make him think he's dead
>His dreams slowly corrupt the Bolverk's mind causing him to think he's bellower

>>52670139
This is what happens when redditors take over the site folks

>>52676261
> It weighg up to 3 tons.
> I is quite heavy to others.

Every fucking time.

>>52669088
I seem to recall the third series had to do with destroying 4 artifacts called the "sisters" which were at the farthest reaches in all of the cardinal directions. They had the usual corrupting evil aura going on and could only be destroyed by dragon fire. Most of the dragons were already extinct, with only 1 survivor for each of the 7 gems.
The secret of it all was that destroying them was what the shadow lord wanted. Turns out the sisters were actually holding a sort of portal closed and when they were all melted, the portal opened up and started to siphon off the lifeforce of the land or somesuch. All the dragons just burned that, too.

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>>52673373
I felt inspired to go back and finish what I started. In case anyone actually cares, here's the Caster statted up for Dark Heresy 1.0.

Note: I didn't put a huge amount of though into balance.

>>52670297
At least he's with his wife, even if they are both in hell. Maybe Crowley gave them good accommodations.

>>52670487
The sonic screwdrivers combined with the Tardis is a death machine. You could have it calculate the precise frequency to disintegrate something the size of a battleship but it would take centuries or millenia. You leave it somewhere safe, time travel to the future, get it back then wreck the battleship.

>>52673841
No, nobody beat Thanos. He beat himself. The infinity gauntlet with all the gems makes you so powerful that even your subconscious thoughts affect reality. He didn't think he was worthy of the power subconsciously and it made him lose.

>>52676075
lemme up to a elite unique rq

>>52666455
Godkiller watch the movie

>>52671370
he can't help nigger it.
statistically, one nigger in every four nigger words on 4chan nigger is nigger, and he got nigger unlucky.

>>52667514
SKAL!

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Let me show you weaklings the greatest item to ever exist!

>>52676187

But the game it's from predates SMRPG

>>52668840
came to post this

>>52669835
Fuck I still wanna figure out how to properly roll play as Wiess book and all

>>52672256
it's not magic, it's cursed

>>52668617
Dude that list of privisions is huge
http://souleater.wikia.com/wiki/1000_Provisions
who knows what's on there
Plus the whole "great old one embodying the madness of anger" thing, something about him will piss off even the best and goodest of paladins enough to dump his ass.

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>>52666594
Holy shit, thumbs up.

>>52676365
>Ooooh yeeeeeeeessssssssssss

>>52675172
If it looks like magic and works like magic and is suddenly in a world with magic then it's magic

>>52675084
How exactly?

>>52676932
He got sprung from hell and given a pass to heaven as a bargaining chip from an angel bitch we didn't learn enough of for me to remember what she wanted.

>>52678476
Thanks.
One of my favorite moments from the show was when he held it over lava, threatening to destroy it, and offered it in exchange for his friends or something.
Then when they approached him to take it from him, he scooped up some lava and flung it at them because the cap is indestructible.

The science regarding lava doesn't add up, but it was clever otherwise.

>>52677622
lutefisk for the lutefisk god!
SKAL!

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you dissapoint me /TG/
how can the dagger of time not be named yet?

>>52671063
>Can never eat unless you are braindead

>>52676259
>An infinite supply of bombs
>Your head may become one and you have to run into the ghost of a broke wizard with a retarded merc for a roommate

>>52681172
But isn't the whole point of the thing that you're not supposed to use it?

>>52681207
depends on the price you pay. if you dont care that you turn all around you into odd sand creatures and you dont mind shanking the dahaka its a nifty piece of work to have..

>>52667531
Ayyylmao

>>52671804
>Goes through all this effort to create a 3D image of Mjölnir
>Doesn't know now to pronounce its name and injects and extra syllable
It's always the little things that trigger my autism.

>>52681618
>Abandons thread before shit goes down

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>>52681755
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING

>>52667973
>It only works if ya really deserve it.
Nope, if you open it, they come and take you. Doesn't matter what kind of person you are.

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>>52668211
>No Runes of Virtue with the Codex of Ultimate Wisdom

Sad

>>52668840
Goodbye old friend.

I was always more evil than thou!

>>52681974
>Codes of Ultimate Wisdom
It was once a GOAT magic item, but then some faggot made it so you need to use special lens to even see the fucking thing, which means it's so much fucking hassle, it's effectively useless

>>52667973
>>52681826
Kirsty did literally nothing wrong other than solving it to see if it helped explain what the fuck Frank was doing in the attic flaying people.

She had to promise the Cenobites that she could give them someone who had escaped them before, did it, and they were STILL turboniggers and wanted to claim her too until the house caved in on them and they got bored and decided to go torture Frank for eternity.

You don't want to fuck with the Lemarchand box.

>>52681230
I might be remembering wrong, but isn't it only the giant hourglass that fucks everything up?
As I recall, the dagger itself worked even before he put it into the hourglass, but it only affected him, while the hourglass had like the ability to control the entire world or something like that.

>>52666610
>best answer

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>>52667531

DELET THIS

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>>52667008
If you think you could then you are deluded.

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>>52668211
Now that's some good taste right there

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>>52676359
It's the
>It's out of pure sanless steel, gems and gold
that always gets me

>>52682063
>
You can always give it to someone... more deserving.

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I am disappoint /tg/

>>52667531
I've been wanting to add a Behelit into a game for so long.

>>52682958
My brother of African lineage

>>52672256
it's not magic, at least not by design. It's a mundane hunk of metal that's been sharpened a bit. It's unusable as a weapon to a normal human.
The only thing "magic" about it is how many times it's been used to kill beings that originated in the astral realm. Its been soaked in so much astral filth that it now partially exists in the astral plane and can cut into it, dealing more damage to astral beings.

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>>52678584
Not him, but:
>"Hiyaaaa, Jackie! Remember: magic must defeat magic!"

>>52669993
At least after Namek, the last arc where gathering them was a challenge.

>>52678627
IIRC, that was a trial in the process of closing the gates of hell.

>>52667973
Wasn't it opened by a fairly innocent girl in Hellraiser II?

>>52682958
What is this?

>>52683248
Weeb garbage

>>52666317
MUDA MUDA MUDADA

>>52673016
Because they love fucking with Aku just as much as Aku loves fucking with Jack.

>>52681974
As the villain of the campaign, I would rather have the Gem of Immortality and the Skull of Mondain.

Plus a certain spell, set to cast if I ever fall.

Your move, 'Avatar'.

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>>52668365

>>52676261
I'm surprised it took so long

>>52667008
Who's that and what does he do?
I only know he had the same voice as DIO

>>52671838
Why the heck would Superman need a sword

>>52675172
>Sci-fi tech isn't magic.
Wait, if any sufficiently advanced technology can be mistaken for magic, surely it works the other way around too?

>>52675807
The palantiri were better

>>52666841
It's a good show, but they way time works in that show the Phoenix Gate is means that you are unable to change history. You might be responsible for history taking it's particular course, though. You're definitely a passenger. Eye of Odin is fun, too.

>>52668211
Why are the Chaos Emeralds so low on this list when they are capable of so much? Or is it because they are all most rules free magic bullshit that they are so low?

>>52684296
>if any sufficiently advanced tech can be thought of as magic, any sufficiently advanced magic can be thought of as tech

What are the chozo from metroid?

>>52683686
Excalibur from Soul Eater. See >>52668617

>>52683657
Not bait.
He's just a legitimately cynical asshole who took 4 more posts over the next two hours before he managed to express an unpopular opinion without foaming retardly in anger.
I suspect he often pisses in his own cheerios then explodes in rage over it.

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>>52666610

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Look what I found

>>52685469
RETURN THE SLAB!

>>52685575
What's your offer?!

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>>52684520
Yeah I'd imagine it's because most people find them (and often the whole sonic franchise) to be pretty stupid.