>Spells you might cast in bed

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Sleep

"Lay on Hands"

>>52661864
Polymorph

Summon succubus

>>52661864
Darkvision.
Mage Hand.

>>52661864
>Spells you might cast in bed

Evard pls

Wish

>>52661864
Summon Animal Companion

>>52661966
summon succubus (male)

>>52661864
Grease

something to give the bedding superior softness I would imagine

Lvl. 3 Eroticism
Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite
Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness

Haste

Unseen Servant

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>>52662002
>summon succubus (male)

>>52661864
Calm Emotions

Flesh to Stone

Guidance
Enhance Ability
Find Traps

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>>52662114
>Find Traps

>>52662002
That would be an incubus.

>>52662063
Son of a bitch, came here to post this.
Raise Dead.

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Animate

>>52662172

I don't think you understand anon.

Succubus (male)

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>>52661864
Geas

>>52661902

Beat me to it

I choose prestidigitation for all the orchestrated fireworks, fanfare, and cartoon noises

miracle

I cast Evard's Black Tentacles

On myself

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>>52662223

Summon rope

>>52661864
Smite

>>52662357
Happen to have sauce?

Clone

>>52661995
oh god that hurts

Technically Succubus just means "to lay beneath," which means a succubus (male) is completely legit as long as they are getting their boipucci fucked.

>>52662540
Sakyubasu no Oshigoto

Hold Person
Silence
Grease
Bigby's Clenched Fist

In that order

>>52661864
Awaken

>>52661864
Root

Dream

I wonder if Identify would show you the target's preferred erogenous zones and techniques.

Also if Plane Shift to the Astral Plane would, in essence, let us have sex with our souls. Physicality has its perks, but transmitting pure love, joy, and desire to the entirety of her being sounds a lot more exciting.

>>52662172
Holy shit, if I have to correct one more person on 4chan about this I'm going to kill something.

A succubus takes life energy, traditionally from men, but could theoretically come in both male and female variety.

An incubus impregnates women to give birth to monsters on Earth.

A male succubus =/= an incubus.

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>>52663123
I came to laugh, anon. Not to end up realizing that I won't be able to do this to my gf, no matter how matter how long I hold her against me.

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>>52662608
And Incubus means "lie on". So if a Succubus is riding cowgirl it's technically an Incubus.

Shocking grasp

>>52662172
they mean futa anon.

>>52662293
Don't those deal cold damage?

Cleave

>>52663482
Still wrong, anon. Not futa, succubus (male).

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>haven't slept in last 2-3 days

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>>52663167

>>52663266
>Flip a succubus from lying down to on top of you
>Suddenly enormous floppy penis

Australian Power

>>52663123
>Also if Plane Shift to the Astral Plane would, in essence, let us have sex with our souls.
And also get ambushed by githyanki! Fun.
You project onto the astral plane, you goof. Going their physically is a horrible idea.

remove curse
remove disease
summon/create undead
summon natures ally

>>52663741
>Stop having sex just to flip the succubus/incubus above and beneath you to watch the change constantly.

That seems like it would be hilarious.

Draw Upon Holy Might
>the cleric calls upon his god to grant him power for a SHORT period

Bigbys Grasping Hand

>>52664084
Bigly's Grasping Hand is great when used on interns. Low energy mages can't understand that, though. Very sad!

>>52663123
>but transmitting pure love, joy, and desire to the entirety of her being sounds a lot more exciting
Funny you should mention that - this week's Oglaf reveals the flaws there

Spiritual Weapon (Dildo)