*blocks your path*

>>52645340
*drops pants*

Come on, OP. You can't put a perpetually pregnant, big-tittied monstergirl in my path and expect me NOT to give her the /d/.

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*paves your block*

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>>52645576
>paths your pave

>>52645461
Roll what kind of offspring you make her spawn.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>52646025

>>52646044

Looks like your daughter has a snake growing out of her butt.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>52646025
Same anon.

>>52646293
Spider-Kid?

>>52645340
*teleports behind and walks off*

Rolled 98, 93, 43 = 234 (3d100)

>>52646025
Doing it 3 time before melt down

>>52645340
I turn 360 and moonwalk away, while sensually rubbing my oiled nipples and moaning seductively, at the same time whispering "Your move, monstergirls."

>>52645340
What the...
Is that 5e? Did wotc finally go full wizar/d/s of the coast?

Anyway
>Isn't immune to mind control
>+21 Will save

Yep, augmented Dominate, Psionic here I go.

>>52648244
Nope, it's from Pathfin/d/er. Then again, they dredged it up from Greek mythology; it's pretty much Echidna, just more gelatinous and /d/.

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>>52645340
>Con 46
>Cha 41
EXTRA THICC

>>52648244
Its stat block is two pages long, so no way it's 5E.

This is a Pathfinder creature iirc

>>52648354
>>52648400
Ohh I see, that does explain a lot, also why the stats look so 3.5e. Thanks for clearing it up, anons.

Well now that you mention it I can surely see the Echidna inspiration for it, but it's so /d/ it caught me completely off guard.
Then again, it does make me think of Shub Niggurath and its ilk.

Wait. This is eerily similar to Echidna from Worm. Certainly looks almost exactly like shes described.