40k Funnies/primarch memes.

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>>52612820

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>>52612836

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>>52612853

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>>52612840
Maximum kek

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>>52613017

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>>52613340

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>>52613800

>>52613800

>Sterilization followed by extinction

You waacfag taubois never cease to amaze me

>>52614289
technically, while they're alive, they have a better life than most imperial humans. Considering how little life is worth in 40k, the tau actually giving a shit enough to keep them alive, albeit sterile, is a pretty nice thing to do for no real reason.

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>>52614337

>>52614798
Hell, could you imagine what their sleep overs are like?

>>52615560
Well I imagine the Eversor is stuck in a gigantic sleeping pod being pumped full of narcos, the Vindicare doesn't sleep, the Culexus does some weird shit as a bed time ritual as a result of the general insanity of their kind, and the Callidus does makeovers.

>>52614798
>not "because he's got such a great sense of humor!"

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>>52614331
>for no real reason

It's for lies and propaganda, anon. To feed the weak-minded the idea that if they submit to the alien they will be treated well, to convince them to betray humanity.

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>>52615850
It's all smoke and mirrors anyway. Come to chaos worship. We're in the business of extremes; you'll either be elevated to the highest heights your soul can muster, or you'll be subjected to an eternal agonising nightmare of which no-one can accurately describe without themselves being driven mad. We have dental, too.

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>>52614337

>>52615560
Requesting webcomic based on one of each of the imperial assassins living together as flatmates and working 9 till 5 jobs.

>>52615894
Full dental?

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>>52616124
Full dental, anon.

>>52616136
I'm curious, what IS the original? I've seen so many edits...

>>52616172
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sweet-jesus-pooh-thats-not-honey

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>>52616172

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>>52614490

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>>52616435
sweet fucking lord.

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>>52616435

>>52614289
>Believing Imperium Propaganda told by an Imperium Scholar at the end of DoW
Kek

>>52614289
Anon, waccination causes neither autism nor sterility, it's a proven hoax.

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>>52616435
with a name like that i shouldnt be surprised, but fuck i wasnt prepared for that. enjoy the gif for your "effort"

>>52618143
what is this, some kind of 40k moba?

>>52618172

nda until the 13th

>>52618172
DoW 3, and yes, it's heavily inspired by MOBAs and shit.

>>52614289
To be fair the Imperium also pulls these kinds of stuff.

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>>52612820
Context.

>>52613207
The fact that this happened still angers me to this very day.

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>>52620228
THE TRUTH IS KNOWN

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>>52616435
WHY IS THIS ON YOUR COMPUTER ANON

>>52620333
To let us know, where our sins lead us to.

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>>52619844
I like it, but you need the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA

>>52620413
Holy fucking shit that sister of battle is pure sex.

>>52613207
Why is it that the dumbest retcons in 40k pretty much all have to do with chaos?
>Sorcery and Psychic Power being fused and universally banned
>Undivided Daemon Princes removes, lol, who's Lorgar?
Arguably, The Emperor's deal.

>>52619506
What's the original one?

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>>52621843

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEyv8RRGcGQ

>>52616435
how the fuck is it possible to end up living like that

one would think that the inability to move would make him starve for long enough to loose weight

>>52622698
His loving family feeds him. Just like Nurgle.

>>52620772
jesus fuck anon, how new can you be

>>52622605
this is fine

>>52622711
let me tell ya love is a fucking dangerous thing

>>52622698
One would think that before you get to such a point you have a moment of realization and ask yourself "Do I really need this extra bucket of KFC?"

>>52622785
AHA, BUT IT WAS INFACT I, ALPHARIUS, WHO WAS PRETENDING TO BE MAGNUS, PRETENDING TO BE SHOT BY ME, ALPHARIUS, WHO WAS ALSO ALPHARIUS, WHO IS ALSO I, ALPHARIUS.

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>>52620772
Here you go anon.

>>52622721
Jesus fuck anon, how unhelpful can you be?

>>52622840
that I can understand because fast food is addictive, so the possibility of that is real

but the posibility of stil gaining weight when one is physically impeded eludes me except for what >>52622711 said

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>>52622850
AND ALPHARIUS ALSO TOOK THE PICTURE OF US, ALPHARIUS.

>>52622893
I

>>52622902
AM

>>52622888
Addictive though it may be, I will never understand how some one's self-esteem and control can be so low as to allow this to happen. Not that I'm skinny or anything, but I'm not literally-can't-wash-myself-or-get-out-of-bed-obese.

I mean, fuck... and how could your family let that happen, either? If you were literally dependant on me for all of your nutritonal needs, I'd MAKE you lose that weight.

>>52622976
I completely agree with you, its completely insane

the fact that at least it is physically possible and explainable doesn't make it any less bamboozling

>>52622994
why is this accurate

this shouldn't be so accurate

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>>52623002
>>52623019

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>>52623029
wut

>>52613207
This season the stupidest thing I ever read
I mean I knew that Lion was autism personified but I didn't know it was that much

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>>52623042

>>52622916
OMEGON, BUT AT THE SAME TIME ALPHARIUS, WHO IS ALSO I, OMEGON, AND ME, ALPHARIUS, AND TOGETHER WE ARE ALPHARIUS, AND OMEGON, WHO IS BOTH I, ALHPARIUS.

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A classic /tg/ derailment.

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>>52623297

>>52612840
ANGRON IS QT! QT!

>>52622963
I'd watch it.

>>52621878
But Trayzn did nothing wrong.

He even saved Creed...in a way.

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>>52623382
I wouldn't say that to his face.

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>>52623427
would to he's just a big ol tsuntsun

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>>52623564
Truth.

>>52612853
>>52613340
>>52623608
GAY

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>>52623677
I am fully prepared, anon.
Are you sure this is the path you wish to go down?

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>>52616435
by the emperor...

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>>52623239
>I call it the Alpharius fastball

The most autistic thing ever posted on this board

>>52616435
JUS ONE LIL AYG ROLL

>>52623735
stop this Corax is pure

he never sold himself on the streets liek the Night Walker

>>52616435
POP OFF JAMES

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>>52623863

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>>52623878
>Corax is pure
You have not known him as I have known him.
You do not know the true Corvus Corax.

Corax is love. Corax is life.

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>>52623949

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>>52623917
Kek. Do you have more of these Angron funnies?

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>>52623972
You... I remember you.
You were there. You were there the day I derailed a thread on /tg/ and our angel was defiled forever.

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>>52623984
trying to find this comic with kharn angron and lotara innit no luck

>>52624059
stop this immediately!

>>52620462
I'm sure she'd be flattered for the few seconds it takes to purge the world of your impure thoughts. Actually no she wouldn't because that itself would be heresy.

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>>52624087
Thank you for this pic, it is absolutely perfect for something I plan to do soon. Will use.

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>>52624285

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>>52624306
Da Ork life, ya git?

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>>52624331
Iz betta dan humie and panzee life, ya grot!

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>>52624413

>>52614497
top kek

>>52624441
I like these

>>52624165
But anon, she herself is impure. I know, for I have seen her thoughts.

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>>52614706

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>>52625141
Friend of mine made 'em, there's a couple more.

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>>52626363

>>52615682
>>52615961

Callidus: hey hey Eversor! Did you forget to buy milk again? I voxed you that we needed milk this morning

Eversor: I SLAUGHTERED THE MAMMARIES OF COWS TO BRING YOU THIS JUICE OF THEIR CHILDERN!!!

Vindicare: why did you ask him? He always gets the slim milk, you know I can only drink full cream

Culexus: why should he care?, they're both gonna go off and expire next time we open their respective fridges

*Budum tis*

Okay that was shit, I know.

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>>52626392
Oh shit and by a few a meant a bunch. Curzefag was busy.

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>>52626407

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>>52626419

>>52626389
No I got a better one now.

Callidus: so Other I turned into his mother and started stabbing his-Culexus, are you even listening?

Culexus: sorry I went blank there for a second


Better?

>>52626407
You got a Fulgrim one?

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>>52626432

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>>52626443
>>52626444
Yep, posted it before.

>>52626441

Eversor: VINDICARE!? WOULD YOU LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN SOME ALCOHOL AFTER A LONG DAY OF SLAUGHTER WITH ME? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED TO REVIALITSE!!

Vindicare: one shot is all I need...

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>>52626441
Better. Have this for your efforts.

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>>52626456

>>52626456
Thanks m80

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>>52626485
>>52626490
np senpai

>>52626234
I'm not sure why but the thought of you being able to read the thoughts of someone in a picture with a thought bubble got me thinking. Are we, the people with access to books and games in the setting to read/play, basically some near omnipotent outsider-like entities in the context of 40k as a franchise? All the fanfiction out there is basically us being able to glimpse parallel realities/possible timelines, and the games allow us to directly interfere with the course of events in that world. Think of all of that and the fact that the books allow us knowledge of events nearly no one knows about. The many codices also give us personal information on all the individual forces of the galaxy.

Guys?

Are we Chaos Gods?

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>>52626498

>>52622867
Thanks.

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>>52626509
And that's the last one.

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>>52626508
Well I know I am.

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>>52626508
That would probably explain... nevermind.

>>52612840
FUCKING TOP KEK
MORE

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>>52626508

>>52626508
No.

>>52623407
Pokeball is not safe.

>>52626508
What if we are in the books, and the gods of 40k have given us hints as to the real reality?

>>52626508
>Chaos
No.
>Gods
Yes.

>>52616435
/fit/ pls don't bring that evil here

>>52626419
At least he didn't die alone.

>>52626508
oh shit

I like that idea

We need drawfags and/or writefags on that.

>>52616435
FATKINO
A
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>>52628133
>>52628163
Gay

>>52630589
Like your mum was after she finished with your dad?