Greentext thread

>>52591659
>garbage thread
>post shit and garbage

Fixed that for you.

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>>52591840
I'm sorry nobody posts your greentexts, anon.

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>>52591659
Something fresher than weebp story and All Guardmonk party.

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i'll dump what i got

>>52591881
I'm not the one who makes threads just to post his garbage though.

Maybe we should make a greentext bingo?

>>52592281
Sounds like a great idea. Post ideas for squares.
>And then I rolled nat 20 again!

>>52592350
I was thinking something more like this:
>sir bearington
>el lucha
>that weeb guy
>stuffed tarrasque
>godbound stories

And every single one of them that gets posted over and over and over and over and over again.

Don't suppose any of you fa/tg/uys have the greentext where a Lawful-something warrior sees his Dickbag-Evil party gearing up to murder and rape a city, then has an illusionist make them think he went through to murder them himself to keep them from doing worse?

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>>52592557
Nevermind, found it.

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>>52591881
Bullshit I just did.

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>>52591659

Recentish one.

>>52591659
This is the dumbest thing I've tried to read in one of these threads.

>>52594754

I won't deny that the player clearly knows a thing or two about political maneuvering, but what the actual fuck?

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>>52591659

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So I made a couple screencaps recently...

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>>52600293
And this is the last one.
...so far.

Some of my finest screencapping, if I do say so myself.
Party on.

>>52592450
free space
>edgardo

>>52605863

Silly, but fun.

>>52592204
I remember having a game like this, except I didn't have needles in my skin but 2 small bags of holding with about 10 daggers in each. I would get disarmed, grab a new dagger with main action, and stab them with bonus.

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>>52605963
that what I hope to provide

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>>52606799

>>52594754

>Become Teenage Furry Slutty Stalin

We have this and yet no one trying to be like Yiff-ler?

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here's a "recent" one i enjoyed

Does anyone have the World of Darkness thing about Paladins? It was kinda long and it was about hearing the music of god or something.

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>>52609111
I think this is what you're looking for.

>>52609322
>Paladin- The Redemption.jpg
Thanks!

hey fellas I'm looking for a greentext.
it was about a superhero campaign; pc 2 villains, pc 3 heroes.
the heros were being dicks and one of the villians is a sneaky bastard and blows that back in their fact

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>>52609630
Here. It's shit, and your taste it shit too. I bet you liked Sith Janitor too.

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>>52592061
Stop posting this atrocity when a superior version exists

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>>52609647
>(You)

>>52609640
thanks anon
never said i liked it.
but my taste is generally shit.

>>52609680
You're disgusted that some people are better at formatting than a shell shocked monkey?

>>52609742
To screencap your own ebin greentext is to be lower than a snake.

>>52609763
Don't shoot the messenger, I just saved it

Some time ago I wrote Heroes of the Spiderwoods. I know that some of you have read it and liked it, so I'm going to ask a question here.
Soon, I'll be dropping a sequel. But before it happens, I want to revisit the original. There are radical jumps in quality of writing sometimes, there are lots of spelling mistakes, so I want to rewrite parts of it - mostly the beginning. Think of it as "Spiderwoods - George Lucas' special edition".
Those who care - what do you think this?

>>52609970
Don't do it man, nobody cares. It's good enough for what it is.

Hey gents and gentlefags, have any of you seen a story, possibly green text, my memory is so wooly now I can't remember right. Welp, I am looking for a story involving a young child being adopted by the Eldar.

Thanks for ya help/ info.

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don't pretend it's not /tg/ related.

>>52609970
Is the sequel about Fiona and Gunnar?

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here's some extra fresh content

Anyone have the one about the slutty elf princess and her sex antics?

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>>52611332
Well that escalated quickly.

>>52611332
>mon petite pomme de sang

That's a masculine possessive adjective, this guy meant ma petite pomme de sang.

Taking basic French was a good idea for college, actually.

>>52611432
Samefagging

I think it was "princess moon" or something like that.

If I remember right it was talking about the long lifespan of elves, and how they probably don't feel any sexual act is deviant, since they've done it all.

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I'm dumb. Found them in my DB. (1/3)

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>>52612933
(2/3)

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>>52612941
>>52612941
(3/3)

They're all from 8ch /tg/, not here.

Anyone have the one about the clown playing CoC?

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>>52614463

>>52611717
Fucking amazing! A very good read!

Also, does anybody have that greentext about the paladin that never fell despite the GM fuckery and later turned a dark lieutenant back to light?

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>>52619528

>>52625316
Beautiful.

>>52592219
>even the crown along with the king's skull as a collectible to some fat noble
Kek

>>52592253
Fug

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>>52609970
The writing is fine as is. If you're really bothered, maybe wait until the sequel is done.

>>52609982
Didn't some Tumblr faggot see this and post about it?

>>52636103
ha, I was looking for this one !

>>52609640
That was wonderful. Made my day.

Can someone please post bakers daughter? Need it for my bingo.

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>>52639183

Anyone have the BBEG that would always run away?

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>>52641779

>>52600079
>>52600088
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>>52600253
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>>52600293
>>52600302
What an underrated ride. I really liked that story.

>>52647685
My mind upon seeing it:

TL:DR

>>52647685
Still going on in another thread, too.

>>52647685
I'd rather read a book.

>>52647685
How's it going Ishigaki-san

>>52651751
Oh? It on now?

>>52651224
Long but good.

>>52651840
Your loss.

>>52651879
>implying

Sorry but no.

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One of my favorites

>>52651751
>Still going on in another thread, too.
>>52654185
>It on now?
Look for the crab.
>>52587795

>>52655898
Dankeschön.