>What does your mechanical arm do?

>>52589040
It vibrates, Ladies.

>>52589040
It allows me to grip physical objects with moderate precision and delicacy.

>It's packed with C4
>It blows with the pull of a finger

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Shoots lasers, what else would it do?

>>52589040

your mom

>>52589040
Generally it arms in a mechanical fashion

It mostly gathers dust, since I have two perfectly functional biological arms by factory default.

Shits out monofilament wires so I can rip a dude to shreds.

>>52589203

>gathers dust
>not coating it with carnal effluence

>>52589040
It summons up the power of the God Hand!

>>52589040
Rocketo punch of course

>The mechanical arm is mostly hollow

What do you put in it?

>>52589286
A smaller mechanical arm, that can expand to normal mechanical arm size, while becoming hollow.

>>52589040
Helps me lift things, reach things and Folds up when I don't need it. Oh, and it gives me a S-6 AP-2 attack at initiative 1.

>>52589056

Mine only self lubricates.

>>52589286
stump

Fires drill-bit missile fingers.

>>52589286
Booze.

When you suck on the thumb, the beer pours out the tip of the thumb, just under the nail.

I keep magitech gizmos in it.
Also, made it out of cold iron, because FUCK FEY.

>>52589286
Napalm, so that I can shoot fire out my hands.

>retractable syringe under fingertips

for what purpose?

>>52589421
How do you think I lost the arm?
Peanut allergen.

>>52589040
Repulsor fist.
Vibrates.

shoots lasers out of the knuckles, plugs into my ship to shoot lasers out the front.

>Can turn into a stealth drone with high-powered cameras and sensors

>>52589203

I find your lack of faith in the Machine God disturbing.

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>2017
>No wired reflexes
>No flying cars

Fuck it, fuck it all

>>52589421
Prefilled doses of epinepherine, narcan, morphine, warfarin, and snake venom in the fingertips.

Can never be too careful with what you might need.

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>>52589040
Helps me aim, mostly.

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>>52589540
Flying cars with mundane operators are bad, bad idea.
You'll ride in your autonomous quadcopter taxi and you'd better like it.

+10 fapping speed
-forsekin loss

>>52589286
Swiss army knife of various sex toys.

>>52589040
The same thing as my original arms, just that they're grafted below those.

And another pair below that.

And another.

And another.

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>>52589671
>No damn it Bob, I've stolen your wife in my flying car and you can't do shit.

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It is a tentacle.

That elongates and splits into eight more tentacles.

Has weird autonomous functions around Asian women and Elves.

>>52589040
Reminds me of that one guy who went to some talkshow with his mechanical arm. He was asked to show if/how it works, he pushed some buttons and it accidentally went into jack-off mode.

>>52589286
Miniature combination Russian phrasebook and bible.

Manufactures, houses, and shoots robot bees.

>>52589056
Unironically my first tought. Scary.

>>52589203
They are both on the same side you filthy mutant!

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>>52589040
Ironarm is a gigantic arm-eating death trap if you actually have the initial strength to fit your arm in and clamp it down. Do it, your arm is mulched, your strength is permanently doubled, and you got a gigantic fucking iron arm as big as your own torso.

>>52589893

Holy shit, you can grill while you fly?

>>52589540
At least we have Diversity.

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it smashes

>>52589403

Wouldn't that make it ridiculously prone to rusting?

>>52591082
Not if you keep it oiled with the blood of fey.

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>>52589040

>>52591082
not if its well maintained
>>52591139
that works too

>>52589095
Hey, hey. Pull my finger dude.

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>>52590954
No, you idiot. Those are air intakes for the rotors, operating in a similar fashion to pic related, except with four rotors in total (2 front, 2 back). You can even see the rotary blades on the front passenger side.

>>52589040
Be made of meat.

>>52589040
Self-lubricates for comfortable masturbation.

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>>52590973
>Diversity.
Just fucking shoot me already, I don't care what feelings are, who is transitioning into a mollusc or any of this, social media, 140characters of public humiliation weird shit is
This wasn't in my future books.

>>52591146
Well, you never know when you're going to need 'the stranger' feature.

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>>52589040
>It's pretty good.

>>52589893
Did anyone else read that as "Hitler's Flying Sedan"?

>>52589383
>Wanting a small amount of room temperature flat beer

Why would you not fill it with actual liquor? An arm full of beer would be pointless unless you're trying to get a baby drunk, an arm full of whiskey or vodka or whatever your hard liquor of choice is a far better choice.

>>52589540
>No flying cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ9kdH1V5UI
>TL;DR: some Slovak figured it's more realistic to make a flying car than to expect government to fix the local roads.

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>>52589040
Many things, lad.

>>52589608
>tealth drone with high-powered cameras and sensors
>>>
> Anonymous 04/07/17(Fri)13:15:07 No.52589539▶
>>>52589203
How would you even load that?

>>52593571
>How would you even load that?
sideways

>>52592984
I was about to post this exact thing untill I saw your post.

>>52591874
It houses a retarded plot contrivance?

Challenge: Post a less practical weapon than >>52589608 (must still actually function as a weapon).

>>52593234
Anyone have that greentext about the Anon who tried to build his own Long-John-Silver-off-Treasure-Planet bionic arm?

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>>52593704
How's this?

>>52593982
Looks like he's gonna fuck that bonsai tree up real bad.

>>52593982
I dunno; the claw-snapping attack is one-use-only per fight, but even once it's snapped, you've still got a pole-arm with a sharp bit at the end.

I'd say it's still more useful than a gun so unreasonably difficult to aim.

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>>52593749

>>52589040
It has built-in shotgun knuckles

>>52589540
We live in a time and age where science is giving deaf people hearing and blind people sight. We are in a wondrous time.

>>52589286
Honestly, I'd weigh it down with lead shot so I have more punching power.

>>52589040
Shoots cannonballs. Lost my arm when my best friend became a god and raped my gf. Boat ride for 7 years helped take the edge off.

>>52593982
>Preparing the weapon takes FOUR HANDS

>>52593982
It took me way to long to understand what this even is or that the wooden sticks are only there to prepare the weapon.

>>52589671
>surround all exits with high speed rotating blades
>place them so low to the ground that they fire high speed dust particles to hobble your pursuers on takeoff if the shrapnel from them bursting into pieces after striking uneven ground doesn't kill everybody in the vicinity first

>>52589040

No, that is not my arm.

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>>52589279
YEAH BOI, YOU KNOW IT
I've also got a pilebunker in mine, for DOUBLE super-robot points.

>>52593982
Better hope it's only used once as a ceremonial execution, though it's needlessly complicated when all u need is just a decent sword.

>>52589310
russian nesting arms... I like it.

>>52594270
wondered when some one would post that psycho

>>52595813
Yes it is wondrous. Now start getting serious about the wonder and use those crippled fuckers as testbeds for carving out worthless flesh and replacing it with glorious steel. I WANT MY ROCKET PUNCH ARM!

>>52589040
it has a lighter on the middle joint of my index finger
otherwise, it doesn't do much

>>52589040
Right arm contains a datajack, hypodermic injector, cracking module, and a collapsible sword in the forearm that pops out of the palm. Lefty has an integrated laser pistol, multispectrum scanner, multitool, and vibrates. Both have fine-movement stabilizers, retractable blades under the fingernails, and RGBLED fiber optics all over the pkace.

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Fuckin' clanks

>>52589608
This is now a backup plan if my gunslinger loses an arm.

>>52589608
Where are his lungs and heart?

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>>52593571

>>52595813
We'd be doing better if scientists could experiment on human subjects without 10+ years of studies beforehand and another decade of FDA red tape after it's proven before it can be brought to market.

Offer a hobo a crack rock and he'll gladly consent to just about anything with a less than 50% chance of death.

>>52598542

Replaced with smaller, more efficient, bionic, versions to make room for his ridiculous, unwieldy, nonsense-weapon, of course.