>Things a male wizard might say, but not a female one

>suck my dick

>>52572840
>female wizard (male)

>>52572840
/thread

>>52572850
Are you saying that a female wizard couldn't have as many cocks as she wants to?

>>52572815
>I don't need a fucking broom

>>52572815
>Can someone hold onto my Rod of Wonder for a moment?

>>52572815
>I want to be the little girl

"Seems fair"

>>52572815
>Can I polymorph into a succubus?

>>52572840
I've heard women(female) say that before.

A real answer? Saying no to chocolate.

>>52572815
>Where are my pants?

>>52572815
>But I wanna be a Wychlaran! I already bought a mask!

>>52572846
>witchalok Witchalok (hermaphroditic androgynoid)

>>52572815
>I'm a virgin

>>52572815
time to cut off my dick to lay the seed for my magical fortress

>>52572815
There's no such thing as female wizards. This isn't Harry Potter, anon.

>>52572815
Wanna polish my rod of wonder?

>>52572815
As you see, my staff has a knob on the end

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>inappropriate barbarian's weapon name

>>52577117
How do you spell gktkrm?

>>52577117
Grimlock

>>52574531
Underrated post.

>>52572815
With a sing of my wand I will clear my browser history

>>52577117
MR.KNOBCUTTER!

>>52572815
>My dream is to become a little girl

>>52577117
The Danish Stretcher

>>52577117
>Third Leg.

>>52577117
The Toothpick.

>>52577117
Pimsy Sparkledust!

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>decker's last words

>>52577470
something involving hitting on a girl with cyberware and innuendo about ports

>>52577470
>Don't worry, I got this.

>>52577470
>Hold my stimtab

>>52572815
>And THAT Veronica is why we need twenty-three catgirls on standby

>>52577470
Maybe I shouldn't have put my datajck in there...

>>52577470
>Yeah, I got this, just a lil glitch is all.

>>52577470
>He thinks he has outsmarted me!

>>52577470
What's with the landscape? Why is it fizzli

>>52577117
Bock 'n' Calls

>>52577528
Made me laugh.

>>52574624
>Harry Potter
>female wizards
but anon, there are no female wizards in harry potter

>>52573062
not
>rod of lordly might

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>>52573094
underrated post

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>Things you'd say to your familiar, but not your DM

>>52581814
Come over here, this won't take a minute

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>the difference between your dog and your party's cleric

>>52583360
I'd never eat a dog.

>>52581814
thanks

>>52583360
None.

>>52583360
Only one comes when called.

>>52572904
thread/

>>52572904
Yes, because then she stops being a female.

>>52577117
Big Softy

>>52584137
Nah, just got some dicks now. Chromosomes are the same and there's still a vag.

Besides, what if the dicks are not in the crotch? Who says she's not got a head of hair made of throbbing cocks? She's a wizard, man, she ain't explain shit to you.

>>52584151
Phenotype matters too you know. So dicks means not a female.

>>52584160
Dude, I would just call the Penilemancer whatever the hell she asks you to.

>>52584137
Males don't have 20 dicks. If someone has 20 dicks, they're still 19 dicks away from being male.

>>52577117
Bob

>>52584182
As a Null Mage, I can call her whatever I want and if she doesn't like it she can suck my single dick.

>>52584202
>false analogy: the post

>>52584218
What happens when the infinite cock meets the hole of nothing?

A question for the ages......

>>52584231
It fucks it.

>>52584239
But what is there to fuck?

>>52584249
It.

>>52584249
all of it

>>52584253
>>52584258
The cocks fuck nothing, and the nothing becomes cocks. Thus from this cocked nothingness doth the world form. Stars flicker and ignite and worlds come together. On one such world did life first spring forth from the primordial Null-Sperm pools.

>>52572815
>Loli Wizard (Formerly Male): "I am 10.000 years old. You can fuck me!"

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>Things you can say to your party but not your wife

>>52584395
Why are you in my bedroll?

>>52584395
Touch my mini again and I'll fucking slap you

>>52584395
This isn't working, let's just split.

>>52583360
My dog is male isn't a bitch

>>52584137 >>52584228
Why are you on this board if you lack even the tiniest shred of imagination to picture a woman with a magically-added dick?

Like what if someone literally, in real life, cut off a man's dick and surgically attached it to a woman's body? Are you saying that would then be a male?

This kid is dumb as a rock.

>>52584459
>
Like what if someone literally, in real life, cut off a man's dick and surgically attached it to a woman's body? Are you saying that would then be a male?

Anon, you never heard of sex change operations?

>>52584471
>sex change operations?
You dumb nigger, everything else is still there, there's just a dick slapped on above the vagina.

>>52584395
>stop inserting your fetishes into your actions

>>52584481
For someone admonishing someone for the lack of imagination you are way too literally minded.

And no, that's still different.

>>52584406
heh

>>52584395
I love you

>>52584395
>I appreciate how you always have my back

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>things that make the GM say "are you sure?"

>>52585635
>I snort the powder.

>>52585635
*while on fire* I can hug people for 3d4 damage per turn. I'd be a fool to give this up.

>>52585635
I stick my fist in there

>>52585670
I remember that thread

>>52585635
Of course the liquid is harmless, our DM isn't THAT cruel

>>52585635
>My plan is going to work. Lets do this !

>>52585635
I pickpocket the [high ranking authority figure]>>52585670

>>52585635
>I try to talk shit to the towering gorillamen guarding the mayor.

>>52585635
I roll to rape

>>52585635
can i be the GM this week

>>52585635
Yeah, this Lich seems legit. Come on guys, let's toss our weapons in the well.

>>52585635
Don't worry about food this week, I'll bring pizza for everyone, my treat.

>>52584471
You ever heard about /d/?

>>52585635
I remove another sword.

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>the difference between your girlfriend and the party's paladin

>>52588684
The Paladin will touch me to Lay on Hands, but my girlfriend won't touch me at all anymore.

>>52588684
a paladin wouldn't lie

>>52587023
I still can't believe that was fucking real.

>>52588684
My girlfriend doesn't do anal.

>>52588684
There's a difference?

>>52573094
>>52579927
I'm now imagining a witch who decides to turn herself into a young boy.

>>52588684
The party paladin exsits

>>52587023
Heh

>>52588684
Paladin has a soul

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>>52589977

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>how to ruin the BBEG's exposition in five words.

>>52590976
Repeat that. The Rogue's deaf.

>>52579213
But Harry Potter's been in a few female wizards!

I'll see myself out.

>>52591563
We know what you're planning man

>>52590976
I roll to surprise attack.

>>52590976
>*ding dong*
>the pizza arrived!

>>52590976
>but it was a dream

>>52572815
> deport illegal orks

>>52585635
I drink the black liquid

>>52588684
No difference, they're both imaginary.

>>52590976
>I roll to seduce [BBEG]

>>52592994
>BBEG
How does it feel like to be this retarded?

>>52593104
real talk, how long are you going to keep this up? Do you even enjoy shitposting anymore?

>>52593104
>People use easily understandable terminology to convey concepts in an effort to streamline communication reeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm starting to think all anti BBEG posters are actually just one person.

>>52593222
>easily understandable terminology
>an acronym
>itt: people don't know how to spell the word "Villain"

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>>52590976
Uh... your dragon's in heat.

>>52590976
Your penis is really small.

>>52590976
*Checks watch*

Can we hurry this along?

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>things Lich thinks waiting for the party

>>52593450
So you call every enemy a villain? regardless of whether they are one of the lowest in the hierarchy or the guy at the top?

>>52593642
>So you call every enemy a Big Bad Ebil Goy? regardless of whether they are one of the lowest in the hierarchy or the guy at the top?

>>52593637
Do these robes make me look fat?

>>52583360
>Only one can lick peanut butter off my balls

>>52593637
> I'm so going to BONE them
>nah whats a better pun...

>>52572815
>I sexually identify as male

>>52590976
Hurry up. I gotta shit

>>52593637
i miss skin

>>52593104
It's how the question was phrased. It's more succinct to write "BBEG", as the question poster did, than to write "him/her/it"

>>52585635
>Guys, he's clearly trying to trick us. That misty shit is clearly some kind of trap or something, so we should go through the demon mouth instead. That's the real portal. It's reverse psychology, c'mon.

>unexpected identities of lost primarchs

>>52593637
>Heh, they remind me of the good old days... maybe I'll rez the ol' healslut for a bit and catch up

>Does he not have any sort of debuffs prepared? Barely a wizard!

>I better polish my bones before they arrive...

>Okay, so that trap leads to the pit with the bannana pudding and the yellow slime, did I fill the jello pit?

>>52577470
>"I guess I'll use the hotsim"

>>52590976
Bard: I'm also a domination fan
Rogue: Huh, great minds think alike
Wizard: Tried that once, didn't work
Sorcerer: Fireball! Fireball! Fireball! Fireball! Fireball!

>>52590976
>I
>FUCKED
>YOUR
>MOTHER

>>52590976
I agree, sign me up!

>>52593637
>"Don't let it sink in....."

>>52590976
Hold on, myphone's ringing.

>>52593684
the whole point of BBEG is that they're at the top. Villain could refer to every enemy from the level one thugs sent by the BBEG at the beginning of the game to his right hand man you have to kill at the penultimate moment of plot climax.

You sound retarded, come up with a better term for what BBEG describes and you'd have a point, but you don't. your bait has gone sour, acting like a retard doesn't infuriate anyone, it just makes you look like a retard.

>>52588684
Paladin's got a good twelve inches.


He's also taller than she is.

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I see I fucked up 7 hours ago
>unexpected identities of lost primarchs

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>>52600149

>>52588684
My girlfriend will eventually stop sucking.

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>on diviner's grave

>>52601259
"Told you so."

>>52601259
"Adjacent plot's free. See you in a week."

>>52599595
>the whole point of BBEG is that they're at the top. Villain could refer to every enemy
allright smartarse
>MAIN villain

>>52601259
"Rain next Saturday, postpone service

>>52601259
"Didn't see that one coming"

>>52590976
I roll to cast Silence

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>>52584485

>>52588520
I got that reference

>>52600208
Oh, you son of a bitch!

>>52601673
>Main villain
Crongalation at this point everyone with an IQ above 12 comes to term with the fact that BBEG fits in better

>>52590976
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME