I need Bard names, stat.
James T Kirk
Bardy McBardface
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Magnus Hammersmith
Cornelius Thundercock.
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Connie J. Theo
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Richard Longjohnson
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Roger More
Richard Foxwell
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The noncommittal Fiddler Riddler of the Civil Jiggle.
I whistle Magic Missle!
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Bill Wobblelance
John thomas
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Rod Ironstroke.
Brian Blastin'.
Handy Manny.
Charles Stroke.
Ladyfucker Bonerlord.
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That last one really got me anon. Thanks
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for a legitimate answer many classical bards had only one name, if they were part of a troupe or sponsored by a family they were
(name) of (sponsoring family)
or
(name) of (bard college or troupe)
though to be honest most people only had one name, only nobles had familial names officially. Most modern last names are either the name of an ancestor of note (owens being son of owen, jameson for son of james, etc) or your family trade (smith, banks, carpenter, loggerhead, etc)
Sir Reginald Pippingworth Cockmeister of the Corningshire Cockmeisters
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>your family trade (smith, banks, carpenter, loggerhead, etc)
What trade does "Shakespeare" imply?
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the common theory is that it was a name for a Security guard (spear shaker if you will) or a Spearman
similar names from the time are shakelance, and shakelock (jailor)
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I like this bard
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Burdock.
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Tito "Dick" Dickman
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Sir Bardington of Bardsburg
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Geoff.
Happy Bob
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Barduin Bardsworth.
Vantalouch The MagnificentScanlan Shorthalt
Sultan of Swagger
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Robert "Rabbie" Burns
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Lucius carthus
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Burt Reynolds
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Yer haverin
Thom Merrilin
Roland Rollings, the Silver Tongued.
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Faldo Thrile
tell me when you get it
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Francois Bertrand Jean-Luc Australia
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Half bard, half rogue
Full chinese
Name him Lu Ting.
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Maximillian Magnus Hyperion, the gnome or halfling bard
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>fish bender
Mclovin
>>52543809
This made me giggle far more than it should've.
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BABY!
>>52544042
It's a masturbation joke.
>>52543730
fuck off reddit, your 'memes' are worse than cancer
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Bartimus Bartholomew, the Best Bard in Black Bay
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Brumibald the Bodacious
Knightspur
Jack o'Gentle
Honeystroke
Kelvin the Grand
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And also able at alliteration!
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Joe Jorefrenz
Bard
>>52544042
knocker-upper was a real job though