Heal Brats annoy me. The problem is that they exist to be the

>>52543045
The issue is it comes from an MMO mentality born of the modern MMO where if everyone does their job right the healer doesn't have to stress much at all, just sitting back and pushing buttons when a think starts to blink yellow or maybe red.

In TTRPGs I have yet to see either of these mentalities actually come up, especially given the amount of people who learn healers from D&D where you're a tough mother fucker in armor and wielding a hammer.

>>52543089
I look forward to the short life and swift death of the term "healslut."

>>52543089
That makes some more sense.
I'm a 3.5 Fag so I've never been too experienced with other systems too often, but it's always seemed like my groups never even had healers and often enough healing would be a thing we did in town.

Also it's sorta sad that the inability to instantly heal makes doctors a non-viable occupation in fantasy adventure parties.

>>52543122
>not enjoying rp'ing with a submissive healslut
>or AS a submissive healslut

>>52543286
I look forward to the short life and swift death of you.

>>52543089
Somebody give this faggot a blowjob for dropping such an accurate answer so fast.

>>52543139
So what's your healing generally boil down to?
For my current party, it's a rogue with a Wand of Lesser Vigor who actively rolls initiative and starts making intimidate checks if a caster tries to spend slotson out-of-combat healing.

>>52543122

The term might die, but sissy roleplay will live on in some other form
embrace it

>>52543348
We sometimes had sorcerers that could pull of minor healing spells, but ultimately we ended out going back to the local town and just dumping our asses off at the church.

We became friends with a fat priest there that was strangely Italian and fed us a whole lot while we got heals. He was hurt in a demon break in once and we had a barbarian and two fighters carrying him out while he blasted spells like the glorious bastard he was.

>>52543286
>>52543399
>tee hee I'm just the healer, I just w-want to-to help e-everybody! S-stop bullying m-me and b-being so l-lewd!

Anyone who thinks this is how a "healer" would act has never met a paramedic.

>>52543433

Hey man, no one ever said weird fetish roleplay had to be realistic.
Also its easier to believe when you just have to wave your hand and wounds instantly heal without even any blood to clean up, like most media portrays the role

>>52543139
>I'm a 3.5 Fag so I've never been too experienced with other systems too often, but it's always seemed like my groups never even had healers and often enough healing would be a thing we did in town.

That's mainly due to character survivability in D&D being based around not being hit rather than how many hits can be survived.

>>52543045
Like >>52543089 Said, it comes mostly from MMOs, but it's slightly inaccurate. Depending on the game, the healer's job can still be hard even when no one's fucking up. The problem is that 90% of MMO players are fucking retards who can either not follow simple instructions or don't care about anything except how big their numbers are. The OP image is literally me. I started as the first, and ended as the second, because that's just what it does to you.

I'm so glad healers in tabletops don't have to deal with that. Most of the time.

>not doing a dissociative 'not this shit again' combat medic guy

>>52543045

post the other one

>>52543634
There's another one?

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>>52543672

yes

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>not playing the grim and caustic healer with a heart of gold

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>>52543764
I unironically can't stop thinking of this comic and the Mercy one every time I play healer Sorcerers are big burly men, this shouldn't happen

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>>52543045

>>52544022
>soldier 76
>healer

also
>"slow down, fucking Tank!"
Really activates my almonds

>>52543045
Can't "healers" and "tanks" just have a mutually respectful professional relationship or even friendship?

>>52544152
No, the healer will just forget about the previous tank as soon as a new tank comes along.

If for some reason the party needs two tanks, they healer will service both.

Tanks and healers are supposed to have mutually beneficial relationships.
MMOs however ruin this because every healer is a salty shitfuck, and the tanks get no communication from the asshats that are supposed to be behind them.
If tank doesn't protect healer, he gets no heals.
If healer doesn't heal tank, she gets gangbanged by every even slightly intelligent enemy ever.

>also not having a mutual bully romance

>>52544152
It's like you know nothing about bdsm/sissy fetishization.

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>>52544225
>put up shield
>everyone runs in front of it

Every.

Time.

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>>52544022
>You can't just keep those four stacks of poison, idiot
Then do your job you stupid cleansebot fuck and fuCKING REMOVE THEM FROM ME AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>52543089
>The issue is it comes from an MMO mentality born of the modern MMO where if everyone does their job right the healer doesn't have to stress much at all, just sitting back and pushing buttons when a think starts to blink yellow or maybe red.
Honestly, I feel FF14 does healers right. White Mage has your standard healing spells and regens, but you get some pretty potent attacking spells too and fucking Holy, which is one of the best AOE spells in the game.

Of course, you can still just sit back like a bitch when everything's going well and not do a thing, but that's just boring when you can throw around rocks and nuke entire groups of enemies while everyone's healed up.

>especially given the amount of people who learn healers from D&D where you're a tough mother fucker in armor and wielding a hammer
And they're the best kind of healers. Having the physical strength to wield heavy-ass armor and weapons, the wisdom to wield and understand the powers of the gods, and using both to protect, heal, and destroy at will.

>>52543045
I dunno, to me healing is a challenge, especially in MMORPGs. I always do my best without even considering whether he group is being smart or not, because it's fun in its own way when it gets hectic. Why be passive aggressive about a group's dumbassery if you have the power to fix their mistakes, anyway?

>>52544278
>Honestly, I feel FF14 does healers right. White Mage has your standard healing spells and regens, but you get some pretty potent attacking spells too and fucking Holy, which is one of the best AOE spells in the game.
>Of course, you can still just sit back like a bitch when everything's going well and not do a thing, but that's just boring when you can throw around rocks and nuke entire groups of enemies while everyone's healed up.

Its funny but I've been yelled at as the tank by healers for going slow and not pulling big in FFXIV.

>>52544152
If only.

>>52544265
>When you build as many Vun stacks as possible just to see if the healers can keep up.

meanwhile, us cloth wearing day ruiners will just chill at the back and bring the firey fist of death crashing down on whatever the tank is shit talking.

>>52544235
Who is who in this relationship?

>>52544496
Honestly I've seen it go both ways. "Stay behind me and heal me bitch!/You're lucky I even bother to heal you, bitch."

>>52544302
Because if you can fix their mistake without any consequence then the mechanic involved is trivial and no one really cares anyway. On the flip side you can fix their mistake, but now you risk running out mana or you're falling behind on keeping someone else up or so on. Now you are edging closer to a wipe that could have been avoid if people had just paid attention.

>>52544265
It doesn't say "can't."

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>>52544517
>tfw you're just trying to tank in peace but your healer keeps switching between being dom and being sub to try and find out what you like to bait you into erping with them

>>52544534
No fun playing if you never risk a wipe. Gotta push your group's limits to find out how far you can go. What's the fucking fun in playing it safe? I mean, if you're doing the monthly ultra-difficult raid, that's another thing.

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>>52544598
>not taking the bait and punishing them afterwards
D E L E T E
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>>52544598
Healsluts without Tankdoms are the "that guy" of Mmos.

>>52544382
The difference is this:
Normal healers tell the tank to slow down.
Raid healers tell the tank to pull harder.

>>52544615
Sure, but when your group is wiping to easily prevented shit...

>>52544302
I play healer/support in most things. I find that when people know a healer is near, they take a lot of unnecessary damage expecting the healer to keep them up, which is tough when most of a group does it.

Also, healers are usually the first to be blamed when shit goes sideways and things go wrong (regardless of weather the healer had anything to do with it or not)

Most people either get salty as fuck or stop healing, in my experience.

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>>52544278
>tfw AST damage spells look so aesthetic
>instincts always go back to DPS so I'm a terrible healer
>if tank's not at 30% I'm in cleric stance attacking

>>52544685
>they take a lot of unnecessary damage expecting the healer to keep them up, which is tough when most of a group does it.
So work to keep up. What the fuck, does nobody like difficulty in MMOs?

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>>52544265
How the fuck am I supposed to do that when you're grabbing them faster than my cleanse comes off CD?!

I could LITERALLY shove this healstick UP YOUR ASS and you wouldn't get any better healing, dipshit! Seriously, how hard does he have to fucking telegraph before you dodge or at least raise your god damn shield?!

I fucked a Healslut once. She took my virginity, messed with my head, broke my heart, flew out to California to fuck another guildy, and that caused me to fall into a depression that caused me to drop out of college.

All in all I wouldn't recommend it.

>>52544847
That sounds more like a proper slut than a healslut.

All in all, I think you got fucked

>>52543089

Once upon a time, CODzilla existed in MMOs too, but it was taken out because they felt there wasn't enough to distinguish the Paladin from Priests.

>>52544818
No amount of believing in yourself is gonna make your heals suddenly more effective when you're already balls to the wall.

>>52544884

She was both, really.

>>52543433
>That one field medic who went nuts and killed a bunch of hadjis with his bare hands in Iraq

>>52544120
As a S76 main, you'd be surprised how many tanks spam I need heal while the Mercy chased Genji or Pharah or Lucio goes off trying to bounce fuckers off cliffs.

>>52544262
I don't understand why fuckyards do this. It's a shield. That you can shoot through.

Anyhow, is it wrong in table top games when I'm an alchemist, I tend to end up as the healer and just RP him as a mix between the Medic and Rick?

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>>52543045
Roleplayers and Heal brats are bad at the game, good healers are usually stuck playing babysitter more than healer in most games I've played in. I love the support role, I try to keep everyone topped off at all times, and if the tanks doing his job I'll have his back from the backline and keep and an eye on the dps. It's actually a fun role but some of you people make me want to eat my parents.

>>52544382
That's because everyone and their mom wants to speedrun dungeons.

>>52543045
I always play a big, papa-bear, tank/healer hybrid if I ever go healer.
There's just something about rushing into the thick of things after somebody who thought they were doomed, taking fuckloads of damage for them, and immediately bringing them back to full health that feels so goddamn rewarding.

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>op ran ahead of the group and died so now they're absolutely butt-devastated and shitposting about it on 4chan

>>52544278
Now, hopefully SB buffs WHM so they're actually worth having in a party, it'll be great.

>>52545832
I haven't played a Pen and Paper game in like three years.

>>52544382
>When your freshly mined 60 healer ends up in a party with i270 tank and dps

Thank god I run that shit as PLD, I always feel bad for the new healer who has no fucking clue what's going on.

>>52543764
>tfw this was probably made by a virgin who talks a big game when they're online but fails at real life relationships

>>52544487
>when you don't actually read the comic and the healers just let you die for being a moron

>>52545930
If I go, so goes everyone else.

>>52544818
>what, I'm not playing bad acting like a retard and taking too much damage, you just need to try harder and change the mechanics of the game so I'm immortal! Don't you like mmo difficulty? because I sure don't and that's why I expect mommy to take care of all my boo boos without me trying to play smart

>>52545832
So you're just whining about something that you imagine is happening?

>>52545949
And then they get a new tank and never team up with you again because no one wants to play with a retard who gets themselves killed and blames everyone else.

>>52545994
You've gotta do something to keep it interesting when you're running Thok ast Thok Ex

My record with survival is 9 stacks. My overall record is 12

>>52546040
>purposefully playing shitty because it's "interesting" for everyone else to have to carry an idiot
But it's everyone else that doesn't play with your meta game "lol so funny look how stupid I'm being" that are the "bitches"

wew kid

>>52545994
Who cares when it's all random matchmaking, anyways?

>>52545994
It's a Japanese World of Warcraft clone with cross-server shit, that won't happen. Consequences like that don't exist.

>>52543286
>>52543433
I just like to make my party members feel good, does that make me a healslut?

>>52546424
Depends on how far you're willing to go.

>>52546093
I mean, good luck finding another tank who'll run old content god knows how many times so you can get your bird.

And good luck getting one that won't get bored over how fucking easy the fight is.

>>52546424
If you jerk them off after raids, yes.

>>52546455
You say that like it's hard.

>>52546453
>Depends on how far you're willing to go.
Yes

>>52546484
>If you jerk them off after raids, yes.
D&D, not an MMO, don't know if dungeons count as raids
The rest of the PCs were female though and a futa

>>52546485
Only takes one tank, yet that's the last spot to fill.

>>52546525
How do you know she has a dick? Is it a bloody ERP campaign?

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>>52543433
>users of holy magic to heal their comrades mid-battle in a high fantasy setting
>analogous to paramedics

>>52546569
Guess it's different for each server, those parties aren't up for long on mine.

>>52546525
Then yes.

>>52546614
I think the point is that you see some shit that will harden a person the fuck up

>>52546597
Came up during character creation while we were planning the party
Also yes

>>52543089
>especially given the amount of people who learn healers from D&D where you're a tough mother fucker in armor and wielding a hammer.
holy shit this, I got into D&D 2 years ago and man I'm in love with the idea of clerics.
I thought they were another flavour of wizard (no armor, no martial weapon proficiencies) then I see how some domains grant heavy armor and martial weapon proficiencies and suddenly I imagine this badass guy calling down lightning while shattering a skeleton's skull with his hammer.

>>52546775
Oh.
I'm in.

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>>52544152

That's generally been my experience as a tank in MMOs. The healer is my buddy and I trust him to do his job while I get on with mine. My main thing has been telling the DPS not to run on ahead of me or stand in the cleave zone in what I presume is misplaced solidarity. Being up front with "OK, guys, where do you want me to pin this thing?" has had pretty good results. The others tell me where to stand, I go and begin drowning the boss with my blood, and we all do our jobs. I've died like three times total in 50 levels of FFXIV as a result, and I roll exclusively with pick-up groups.

I tend to take the support role in tabletop games since I don't need to have reflexes for that, but I've always found D&D support characters to be more of a "right behind you, bro!" play experience than the healslut or healbrat stereotypes.

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>>52544818
>half the group standing in fire
>other half are productive teammates
>tank being wailed on by boss
>limited time and resources
>"so work to keep up"

I can't let the useful teammates die just to focus my heals on the insipid cunt who stands in the "you-die" mechanic.
Maybe don't be retarded while expecting daddy-healbux to bail you out of every retarded thing you do. It's not a matter of "just heal faster". If I waste my time pumping life into the idiot who's killing himself then everyone loses.

tl;dr: If you're an obstacle rather than an asset, you're not getting healed.

>>52543045
Healers get treated like shit most of the time. They either puss out or man up. Don't be a faggot and berate the nonpussy lifegivers.

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>>52543045
I've never played a healer in a TTRPG, but I can tell you a lot of Healer salt comes from past experience with pubbies who get used to having a decent healer and take them for granted. Then, when they end up being too stupid to live, they blame the healer. That gets old really, really fast. I know I personally tend to zone out after the first time some dumbass who ran ahead says "OMG F U CUNT WER DA FUK WER U".

>>52547248
>They either puss out or man up
"Enjoy the abuse" doesn't seem to fall under either anon, which is it?

>>52543764
>>52544022
Any doujins on this?

>>52547318
A pussy takes the dicking and enjoys the abuse.

>>52543433
someone post the /k/ screen cap of the medic who made people pay him in buttsex

>>52544818
And then you run out of mana because the fucktard DPS from Gallywix and Nemesis keep running into avoidable mechanics.

>>52547432
https://nhentai.net/g/89747/

there's also one with a sorceror(male) who feminizes himself to party up with a beefy warrior but I can't find it

>>52543045
Why do people who doesn't play healers believe in this "healslut mentality"?

I mean all we want to do is save some people but you lot act like we just kick your dog.

>>52548380
>I play healer
>I love being a healslut

Though I gotta ask?
>I mean all we want to do is save some people but you lot act like we just kick your dog.
How so?
From what I've seen it's the people who hate the healslut character type who seem to freak out and start throwing insults around, I don't think I've ever seen someone prohealslut even respond in kind

Is it the idea of healsluts themselves you take as an insult?
Cause I'm honestly not seeing any hostility towards those who don't like healsluts yet they act like they've had their face spit in

>>52548371
>https://nhentai.net/g/89747/
that was really hot. I love /ss/

>>52548513
>Is it the idea of healsluts themselves you take as an insult?
Can't speak for anybody else, but I feel that shoving your fetish in people's faces is extremely rude in the social environment of the typical MMORPG.

>>52548571
Can't speak for others either but sexual stuff is kept for those who'd be up for it
Beyond that I just like helping people and making them feel good, outside of Sub/Dom play I normally just stay as a healer happy to help and who enjoys seeing others succeed

>>52548607
Then you are the good type of healslut. Assuming you're good at your job.

>>52548380
because people are [month's buzzword]

>>52548715
I believe we're still on "cuck", actually. That buzzword seems to have some life yet in it.

>>52548607
A character doesn't have to be sexual to be a fetishistic nuisance. I've had many bad encounters with fuckwits who couldn't stop the one-note subfuckery long enough to handle basic communication. When the team leader asks "Do you have enough time for another raid?", the answer is sure as hell not six lines of stuttering text about trying hard and being punished.
I'm sure I've also had healers who were functioning human beings with healsluttery as a hobby, but no way I'd know.

Give your life for the tank, you skank

>>52548625
>Assuming you're good at your job.
I'd like to think so, still fairly new at playing but none of the other PCs ever died on my watch even if the dice seem to hate me, well other than the one time I was ganked in the first round by a hidden orc, that ended in a TPK (against 1/2 CR orcs) but the DM went with the ol' "you're captured not killed" routine

>>52548854
Stuttering is for if/when the bullying starts, unless you phrase it something along the lines of "Hey bitch you're going on a raid with me", you're just going to get a "Sure" or "Sorry" from me

>>52548933
How would that work?
Unless you mean have the healer take a blow for them, but that seems counter productive

>>52548737

Don't say the word of power or else you'll summon them

>>52543139
It is totally viable in the right systems. In DSA, Wundarzt ist a "class", albeit there is still magical healing...there just aren't a lot of mages to go around. In Earthdawn, there is hardly any instant healing, except for Bloodshare-stuff and fireblood, so you damn well better know how to stitch up your companions, or you're all fucked even if you survive that horror that rips you twenty-five new assholes.

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>>52544818
This is bait, right?
Just because you have a healer around doesn't mean you should play sloppier.

>>52546775
>Came up during character creation
I bet it did.

>>52543045
>>52543764
when I play healers in the vidya gaems I am all of these archetypes depending on my mood

>>52545501
Not wrong at all. Sounds pretty much like a character in a Black Crusade game I was in recently.

>>52544225
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc

How it should be

>>52543045
Both of these things are mostly prominent in MMOs etc; where failure means that you have to respawn. Usually this will only put you back a couple of minutes of walking. (Unless we're talking old school MMOs where you might lose gear, XP, or have to do the (instance) all over again).

In PnP, healers can have all sorts of different personalities. I could definitely imagine a healer being annoyed with the rest of the party for putting themselves in unnecessary danger.
But I agree; refusing to heal them in an encounter would be putting yourself at risk; and being a tremendous douche IC and OOC.

>>52543045
If at any point you stop doing your job in an attempt to punish someone, you've become part of the problem. Even if the rogue pulls, you should try to keep him alive to save time. If it's a recurrent issue, just kick him.

I never really got the "healslut" thing. It doesn't match any of the other healers that I played with when I played WoW, and dedicated healers don't really exist in most TTRPG's.

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>>52547248
>Healers get treated like shit most of the time. They either puss out or man up. Don't be a faggot and berate the nonpussy lifegivers.

People keep saying this, but having healed since vanilla and on to Legion, people today are fucking nice. I was surprised when people in healing guides on YT kept mentioning how thankless healing was and unappreciated it makes people feel. I honestly can't pick a moment in recent memory where people have bitched at me over my healing. Then again, if it's a shitshow I just fuck off instead of wasting my time. Well either people got nicer or I just stopped giving a fuck.

>>52543045
Are there any equivalent classes to a Tank in TTRPGS in the traditional sense that they're a straight damage sponge with occasional big attacks?

>>52543045
Just give a nigga some KFC and juicy melon and that HP maxes out. Just give that whiteboii something to oppress and that HP through the roof.

>>52550309
Fighters and paladins tend to be good at this. Barbarians.

Its about choosing what to specialize in, rather than if there's a class thats good at it.

>>52550282
When was the last time you actually heard someone say something during a dungeon?

>>52550309
Tech Priests in Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, and Only War. Techmarines in Deatwatch. Nurgle CSM in Black Crusade.

>>52550451
I quit right around the start of WotLK, and the handful of times that I've come back, it just blows me away how little interaction you actually have with parties and raids. Cross Server group queues absolutely gutted the social aspect of the MMO.

Sure, spending thirty minutes looking for a tank could suck, but it gave everyone in the group a vested interest in not fucking up. I fondly remember literally /who'ing every tank-capable class in my level bracket to whisper and ask if the wanted to run XXX dungeon, and saying fuck it, let's give this slightly overleveled Ret paladin a shot.

>>52546614
Seeing somebody ripped open from cock to neck and then watch as their guts start to spill out doesn't get any less traumatizing just because you can fix them with magic.

>>52550521
Says you.

>>52546967
Man, fuck DPShits. As a rule they are continually salty about fucking something. Then bitch incessantly when they can't do their one damn job.

>>52544847
Eric?

>>52550487
It only got worse, honestly.

>loki with 8 potato tonkor

What's healing?

>>52543122
Ehh, it's been a thing for a while anon. Plus I kinda like it, not sure why you're buttmad about it

>>52549024
Why hel~lo, /tg/, my old friend...

>>52550991
Do I smell... degeneracy in this thread?

>>52546781
And then turning all the other remaining skeletons into a fine calcium powder with turn undead.

>>52548371
I really, really, really hope you do.

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>All this heal slut bullshit
Christ
>3.5, play paladin of freedom, focus on healing because no one told me there wasn't a healer before I made the idiot(7 int, can't even read)
>At first think I'm gonna have to be the party heal bitch because no one else can heal
>Then I remember all the combat buffs Paladins get
>Full BaB
>And the alternative class feature that adds lodes a damage on smites
>Realize I can still easily rip and tear evil and stil heal the party
And that's how I learned to love the class and heal while caving in the skulls of evil fags

Oh and literally smite-punch an incredibly evil defaced idol of Pelor out of pure rage.

Praise the sun motherfuckers

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>>52543045
>not turning your huffy, pushy healbrat into a secret healslut with evening physical therapy sessions

>>52546750
I actually think the opposite would happen.

You have the power to make any injury disappear with minimal consequence?

That bitch is going to get fucked up by that power, and it's not going to be similar to an EMT. It's ging to be axe crazy.

It's why my clerics are all batshit, usually covered in at least mail, and wield the biggest thing they can. Sure they can heal to the ends, no one goes down on my watch, but i'm also going to smash the ever living fuck out of that goblin, right there, while creaming my gods name.

Being an EMT is having skill ranks in heal, being a healer is being a magic wizard doctor. You'll be giddy/axecrazy by the end of the week.

>Sub/dom shit makes me rock fucking hard
>I cant fucking stand MMORPGs

>>52544022
Is it wrong that the bitchy one is by far the hottest to me?

>>52551201
There's always Overwatch.

>>52544685
>Play League of Legends.
>Play supports because the cue time is faster.
>Get yelled at every time the ADC takes damage.
>Get yelled at every time it looks like we're losing lane.
>Get yelled at if I get the kill, even if the ADC is half a lane away and the champ would have made it back home before the ADC gets there.
>Get yelled at for someone on the team dies, even though they are half the map away.
>Never thanked for not letting anyone die in a team fight.
>Never thanked when I pull the ADC's ass out of the fire.
>Never receive any actual recognition by even the game itself, despite having a higher assist/death ratio than the ADC has kill/death.
Support is suffering.

>>52551484
>League players are shit
Really could have shortened that post, desu

>>52551502
It's not limited to LoL though. DotA, and occasionally HotS, players is just as toxic toward their supports.

>>52543122
Then you're doing yourself a disfavor by using it.

>>52551512
MOBAs in general are cancer, and a blight on gaming. You honestly shouldn't be surprised.

>>52551512

It's a lot of the reason I honestly prefer HOTS. Because the game has a lot less focus on carries and last hitting, there is a lot less 'You are fucking things up for the team' if the support actually does damage or gets the kill. I prefer it's 'Takedown' (Assist or Kill) system to a focus on kills for the team getting improved.

>>52551484
>>52551502
>>52551512
>>52551587
This is why i only play with a group of friends. Then i can ream into them on other shit for being dicks.

>>52543089
D&D needs a New class, for white mages or something.
Hell, they can even make a shrine Maiden archetype, since 5e goes like this.

>>52550521
Actually, yes it does get less traumatizing. What's traumatizing about a chopped limb when I can simply reattach it in moments? A nasty piercing wound would be no problem either. Wounds would be inconsequential because of how easily you can fix them, and therefore not at all traumatizing.

>>52551606

Wasn't that the 4e Animist Shaman?

Considering almost every woman (and a few men) over 30 I know is in a medical field of some kind, I know that OP's pic is at least 80% accurate and justified in real life. I can't think of any medical professional I know of above the "family doctor" level that isn't salty about their jobs, and their patients are often pieces of shit so it's hard to blame them. And that's just in hospital; I shudder to think about what they would be like after a day in a TTRPG setting.

>>52543045
This meme needs to die, but I forget how gay /tg/ is.

>>52550568

Nah, JB.

Dear Diary,
I am a brave warrior, I gladly take the hits for my allies when needed, I daresay I was born to be a strong tank. But I'm not strong enough for this.
We recently met a priest who agreed to come along and heal us as we fought, they're a capable healer, don't misunderstand me, but I'm getting more exhausted, I don't think I can keep up with them.
They just won't stop sexually assaulting me, at first I enjoyed it, a companion I could depend on and fuck sounds like a dream, but their cocklust is greater than I could've imagined,
Every morning before breakfast, whenever we stop for a rest, when we settle down for the night, even straight after a fight, they just won't stop sucking my dick, or riding me. I don't even have time to clean up after fights, I swear being covered in blood just turns them on even more.
I'm at the end of my rope, I just can't carry on with this deviant monster, but I'm scared how they would violate me if I told them to leave.
I don't know what the future holds, but my past will forever be scarred with that cockloving sluts name... OP.

Why is everyone in this thread so fucking salty?

Some people just want to live out their fantasies, let them. The post-industrial erosion of gender roles left some people craving the good old "protective dom"-"supportive sub" couple dynamic, which is quickly becoming less of a default and more of a niche fetish. So it's no surprise these people flock to games where the game mechanic itself provides for such dynamics.

And then of course there are men, curious about certain things, and getting the opportunity to try them out without worrying about being judged or being "passable enough".

So, live and let live, it's like you forgot the days where tabletop gaming and vidya themselves were frowned upon by society at large.

I really like the Healslut meme, but I keep that shit in MMOs where it belongs.

Tabletops are not the place for my degenerate ERP unless it's one of those campaigns, I guess.

>>52551783
Well, the board is called /transgender/, after all

>>52552114
How is it even possible to healslut in tabletop? You'd have to basically do a double roleplay: as your character, and as a healslut

t. someone who does it in OW but never even thought about bringing it into tabletop

>>52551484
>Play League
>Support Main
>Only play Tank or Mage supports
>Routinely challenge the ADC for kills as Lux/Karma/Annie

You need to remind the ADC they aren't there to be handfed kills. Put them in their place with a killsteal or two and some AP items.

>>52551512
>DotA
I never had a lot of trouble as support in DotA as long as I made sure to buy wards.

Or rather, I didn't get shit of specifically because I was support. The people who talked shit to me were the guys talking shit to everyone.

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>>52552099
>a bit thing about gender roles

Has anyone mentioned the healslut meme outside the context of /v/ or /tg/ gaming? Am I fucking blind?

>>52545381
Yeah, in real life healers tend to be so good at murder we have to take an oath to do no harm.

We literally know every single vital point on your body. We're experts in poison, as well - knowing how to heal poison means understanding how it works. We know precisely how to turn all kinds of harmless drugs into lethal ones with the right dose. We know how to conduct biological warfare as well, and any doctor that really wanted to has the knowledge to effortlessly start an epidemic. Some of the most successful serial killers and mass murderers in history were in the medical field.

Basically doctors are OP, thank god we're nerfed.

>>52552637

I believe you just described the entire point of the LOTW Doctor Archetype.

>>52552390
>Support main
Man, I dunno why support in League feels so different from healslutting in an MMO. Even Soraka, the healbot, doesn't feel right.

I've taken a liking to Taric though.

>>52552439
>Has anyone mentioned the healslut meme outside the context of /v/ or /tg/ gaming? Am I fucking blind?
A certain controversy regarding ethics in video games journalism turned into a full blown culture war being fought on our (the nerd's) turf.

Ignore and sage when possible.

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>>52552734
That's because being a support in a game like League or DotA is about giving your carry/damage characters kill opportunities and ensuring map control while also keeping your damage dealers relatively safe. Primarily healing/protection-based characters like Soraka or Omniknight (from DotA) don't feel like healers because your role isn't to top up a healthbar, it's to proactively defend your carry.

If you're an MMO player you might click with Taric because he revolves around exerting control over the opponent. He plays like an MMO tank would in a PvP environment. Leona's the same way.

>>52553032
What
It's literally just perverts, we've always been perverts here

>>52551115
>>52548371
I have found it

https://nhentai.net/g/120973/

>>52552439
Kotaku has made an article on Healsluts, after they became popular on Overwatch

>>52553137
That's a fair point. I do enjoy Leona and Thresh too, for that matter.

In fact, I think you nailed it, because it also explains why I like healing in OW, but not MOBAs.

>>52552000
A for effort. I appreciate your dedication, anon.

>>52553242
I came to this thread for memes and got porn.

Thanks /tg/.

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>>52553293
>after

Slowtaku late for the memetrain as usual

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>>52544011
>and the Mercy one
Examples, anon. I need examples.

>>52553591
I'm just glad they didn't call it a problematic example of sexist gamers objectifying women who play healers, or something

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>>52554029
All the other ones are uncropped porn

>>52551391
Im not seeing how healslut stuff can work in OW compared to MMOs sadly. That and i dont have the muney.

>>52555053
>Im not seeing how healslut stuff can work in OW compared to MMOs sadly.
Oh you'd be surprised anon
lurk the "healsluts" subplebbit if you really wanna know

>>52547248
>tl;dr: If you're an obstacle rather than an asset, you're not getting healed.

This, healing off AoE damage is one thing, but healing you while something is actively hitting you non tank folks is a wonderful way to get aggro and cause a wipe

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>>52551606
Eh. Just make it an option for clerics. I feel like 4e had a fair bit of options for some pretty White Mage-y builds.

Heck, the traditional White Mage was basically based on the AD&D clerics. They could even wield hammers in Final Fantasy 1.

>>52551606
3.5 had a Cloistered Cleric variant, exchanged armor and weapon proficiency for bardic lore and some bonus spells

You don't even need healkers in DnD any more, really. Just take a short rest.
Healing potions are cheap and plentiful ad dont complain or demand a share of the treasure.

>>52544022
A good healer is like the bitchy healer, but not yet broken and world-weary. I've known some, before the inevitable fall, and there's a phrase you learn

"I can't heal stupid"

It's for those times between the naive healer who thinks they should be able to keep everybody up and the jaded bitch where the least infraction of proper procedure is cause to revoke your living privileges. They tell themselves this to not feel bad when someone dies to an avoidable, rather than healable cause. Then they start telling everyone else.

>>52556420
Healing potions consume an action though. So you're forced to drink a potion instead of shank the dragon.

>>52552000
Trips of destiny speak of your glory.

>>52556543
Not him, but you drink between encounters, not during them. If the encounter is powerful enough to 100->0 your entire party a couple of healing spells aren't going to turn the tide. Restoring hit points to your team is almost always a worse option than using that spell slot to blast an enemy or inflict critical buffs and debuffs.

Combat healing prolongs fights, which can be very bad when your party runs on daily / encounter powers but the enemies are just passively strong or have at-will powers. Better to end fights quicker so they have less of a chance to turn the tide in the long run.

>>52551183
mmm i like the sound of that

>>52545381
Source?
Or links?
Please?

>>52556915
me too (being a healbrat)

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>tfw my last cleric was a healpimp
>used his insane charisma to woo women every time he visited a new town or village
>practically had an entourage of chicks in every town
>eventually had to cut down on it when a rogue wanted to kill him for stealing his girl, and a batshit yandere dhampir girl started stalking him
Not exactly the pinnacle of priestly behavior, but it does get converts.

>thread about entirely mmo bullshit
Why is this posted here?
Its not a rhing in tabletop rpgs outside of erp and even then its not common since most systems do not have a dedicated heal class.

Take your shitty fetish back to /v/

>>52557976
>You call being a playa proselytizing?
>Hey, whatever works

>>52556915
>>52557087
The the brattier and sassier he is, the more fun it is to make him gasp with delight.

>>52543433
Paramedic healers. Paraclerics? Hmm...that gives me an idea, that does.

>dual classed artificer/cleric
>fell out of favor with his god for patching up a non-believer/faithful of opposing god who was dying of blood loss,
>got a bit disillusioned, acknowledges gods but doesn't trust them to make unclouded decisions.
>uses what little healing power he still wields in conjunction with self-made magic bandages and a collection of bloodbags.
>it works well enough, nowhere near cleric of the healing god tier but the patient can wait two days to heal up properly.
>seeks to either find a god who doesn't care if he heals nonbelievers or faithfuls of the opposing god, or become one himself.
>yells at party members for running into combat without a hint of self-preservation and getting cut up.
>doubly so if said party member was a squishy class.
>the last time some gobbo killed the sorceress, he stabbed the poor thing to death by blood loss wth a scalpel.

Thoughts?

>>52558835
That's pretty much how a conversation with one of the bishops went.

He was kind of on thin ice with the church. The high priestess even wanted to excommunicate him for his behavior, but it turns out there's nothing specifically in the scriptures against being a playa.

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>all these people arguing over what kind of personality they prefer in a healer

>and I'm just sitting here relying entirely on equipment with HP regen (and the occasional consumable)

>>52550612
The thing you need now that you can self damage with the thing.

Could it work in-universe?

I mean, sacred prostitution was a thing in several ancient civilizations. Let's say there's an order that practices ritual sex as part of their healing rites. And personal healing/sexual service to an adventurer knight or warrior might be a trial initiate priest(esse)s of that order undergo before advancing to a higher level in the order hierarchy.

Thoughts?

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>>52559048

>>52559048
I like how you used "him" as the default pronoun here

>>52559048
I...I was going to say something sassy and condescending, but I only find myself all blushing and flustered! What is this witchcraft?!

>>52559048
This guy gets it.

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>>52559048
Please bully

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>>52559354
>have PC who's a warpriest of calistria in the pathfinder game I'm GMing
>a goddess who grants a blessing for having sex for money, information, or another valuable resource
>just now realizing she's technically a healslut

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>>52559048
What can I say...

>>52559407
It's cause your sassyness is just a cover to hide your desire to be pinned down and fucked

>>52559407
Perhaps you have a fever or some swelling that needs taken care of to help you feel normal again.

>>52559048
Of course, the best part is once you've thoroughly disciplined your party healer to the point of mutual satisfaction, you get to slowly watch that haughtiness creep back into his manners as he cuddles up to you.

Until this thread I thought "healslut" was just a tongue-in-cheek way to call all healers

So it's an actual kink?

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>>52544262
>>put up shield
>>everyone runs in front of it
I DON'T PLAY SUPPORT TANKS JUST FOR FUN!!

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>>52559934
>So it's an actual kink?
Nope, of course not!
Stay pure, anon-kun.

>>52543045
This mostly stems from "damage" and "tank" classes viewing healer as lesser.

Also, in both XIV and WoW healer are expected to contribute damage and heal. People who just heal are usually utter trash.

>>52551201
no one actual behaves this way in game
it's a bunch of neckbeards on /v/ that realized sub/dom makes their peepee hard and the only "girl" they meet on a regular basis is a healer so they project

>>52560056
WoW: Moonguard

FF14: Balmung

>>52560056
>girl

girl (male), you mean

>>52559934
There was an entire /d/ guild in Guild Wars 2 based on the idea.

>>52559934
What do you suppose happens when a young, impressionable lad spends all his time tending to the toned, sleek bodies of his more physically adept comrades, anonymous?

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>>52550521
>just imagined a healer trying desperately to put their friend back together
>they keep trying to cast their highest level spells but nothing is working
>his friend is torn to pieces, blood is everywhere and nothing he tries is working
>he eventually has to give up as his mana pool is drained
>for the first time in his life magic couldn't save his friends

Thanks, you cunt.

>>52559819
I don't know. Perhaps if there is some fever and swelling, especially when it's affecting my companions, it would be my job as a healer to make sure that it gets taken care of immediately. It would be irresponsible not to. Total breach of professional conduct.

>>52560284
You better get to work, then. Wouldn't want to besmirch your reputation.

>>52560284
>>52560333
and get on your knees so you have better access to the swollen areas

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>>52559934
Apparently.
I'm guessing it stems from video games rather than /tg/ stuff. I always assumed it came from shit like the JRPG and anime "stereotype" of healers being female and usually the MC's love interest. I guess the stereotype also extends to MMOs, as I've heard "female players always play healer" for a number of years now.

Personally, I prefer being the healer and getting the love interest, rather than the healer being the love interest, but very few video games do this. Only one I can think of is Earthbound. MC is a healer with blunt weapons like a cleric, while the love interest is a mage.

Luckily I have tabletop RPGs to let me do this.

>>52560265
Most typical healer classes in tabletop RPGs usually encourage being physically adept. Clerics in D&D especially. Need strength for war hammers and heavy armor, and constitution for concentration checks and HP. Of course, there's many different builds and ways to play clerics, but that's usually the prototypical cleric.

>>52559934

Someone post the Healslut greentext for this guy.

>>52552682
>tfw you played a kung fu doctor who inflicted mid-fight sex changes on enemies

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>>52560473
>I'm guessing it stems from video games rather than /tg/ stuff.

It's pretty much entirely perverts from /v/

>>52560613
The one from /v/ - I usually play healers, but this time somebody else did, so I wasn't sure what am I supposed to do?

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>>52553448
>acting like you don't love it

>>52560631

Source on the image in the back?

>>52560887
I left the artist's signature unobstructed and in plain sight for this exact scenario and you still disappoint.

>>52560473
funny how smash depicts ness and lucas as wizard boys

>>52560942
Works better for fighting games, I guess. Paula and Kumatora would work better from a "faithfulness to material" standpoint, but they aren't really the "face" of their games.

>>52560165
they still active? name of guild?

>>52551200
>creaming my gods name

l-lewd

>>52543348
>For my current party, it's a rogue with a Wand of Lesser Vigor
But how does a Wand of Knock use a Wand of Vigor?

if you want /tg/ instead of /v/, ignore all that trash up top and get down here.

First thing I said when I saw the pic was where the fuck is their armor. Get the fuck out of my party if you don't show up with at least chainmail and shield. I don't care about your buffs and neither does the DM, in fact he tracks their expiration more closely than you do. And in hardcore games, a fucking helmet, not some Old Mother Hubbard do-rag.

In a tabletop game, brat v slut only makes sense in fluff. In the crunch, it's obvious what needs to be done, you do it, and you move on. People who whine about their healer being walking potions don't understand that this is the joe part of the joe job. Just like the fighter's joe job. He doesn't get to choose to sit at the back and explore his ranged bonuses, he goes up and melees the creeps just to keep them off the less armored guys.

Like any job, you've just got to find the fun side of it. Some healers can have undead minions, and that's where I find my fun. They allow me to kamikaze the enemy line and see how much havok I can wreak with them, if they expire, I just reanimate them or make another. And I've found that the DM enjoys spicing up party classes like this; as long as people do their fucking jobs, he'll allow it. I enjoy using a fighter's great strength to do things normal people aren't able to do, to use stealth classes to go places I'm not wanted.

The last few games I was in, people were crafting ridiculous classes that left all the joe jobs of adventuring to others because they were completely incompetent in all of them (Pathfuckder). No wonder they fell apart after the first fight, one game didn't even get past character creation. Avoiding the joe part of your joe job isn't the answer.

>>52560270
Should have learned Regenerate, nerd.

>>52555100
Wow, that page is fucking pathetic.

>>52554780
Throw some pixelation and black bars on them. It's not like this thread is going anywhere productive.

>>52560935
>Anasheya
Ah, so there's a penis in that picture.

>>52562612
Yes.
Surprisingly, also a vagina.

>>52551606

Isn't that what a priest(ess) is?

>>52545795

Give me a build like this for Pathfinder. It sounds fun

>>52552409
I once got shit on for asking for a last hit from the safelanr carry as I was a solo support Pudge (picked first and no one picked a hero that could support).

The worst healers in any game are Mercy players in overwatch.

Flipper-handed autistic retards who think it's my fault they were too busy watching my health bar to hear a giant heavy-breathing pig man behind them.

>>52562750
>playing an FPS with neo-blizzard fans who play hearthstone and zombie wow

>>52551606
Several of the Cleric Domains can be played like this.

>>52562885
>>52562750
I main mercy and i get kills all the time.

The trick is to know you are a target and be a shit about it.

>>52559105
noice

>>52557084
Not that anon, but the one I know of is from the Korean War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_B._Bleak

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>>52551265
as long as it's a boy it's fine

/tg/ - Too Gay

>>52544661
I tell the tank to do what is comfortable and if the DPS die, laugh at them.

Because in FFXIV, heals ARE DPS.

>>52551160
>7 int, can't even read
isn't that a little extreme, if human average is 10

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>>52543764
I remember the last time /tg/ talked about this

>>52551160
>>52564395
Yeah... in base D&D it's assumed any nonbarbarian can read, as long as they have an int of 3 or greater (1-2 means you're not sapient)

#NotAllMMOHealers are the jaded bitch stereotype.

Ragnarok Online and its successor Tree of Savior is pretty much the D&D Cleric class.

They have ironically poor survivability but can heal others, the largest pool of buff spells and shitty damage.

Until you pick the right gear, enchantments and spell investments, drop your buffs before jumping into the raid - then you're tanking harder than the tank, doing more damage than the DPS and wiping mobs faster than the wizard.

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>>52544022

>Priest doesn't cleanse
>Cleanse self since I'm a paladin

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>>52552390
>>52551484
>>52544685
When playing a healer support is usually just take a joy in ruining the opposing teams fun.
>I see you're really trying hard and outplaying that guy
>honestly it's really impressive and I can see you're way better than him
>guess what
>now he got all his health back and basically you're fucked
I have never experience as much unfiltered all chat rage as when playing Soraka.

Then there's Leona, where I just start taking offence to anyone looking at my ADC funny, then I keep taking kills with W or just being the one to actually hunt the enemy down and fuck them up. Also, had a couple of usually Ezreal players just sorta lose all initiative and just glue themselves to me and do exactly as I said. Then I got weirdly flustered when Lucian told me to chill after I chased the enemy ADC half across the map because she killed him. Probably just the way he worded it.

"Leona baby, chill."

>>52543122
I am playing a healer who is a slut but two things are unrelated and she treats healing and overall combat seriously.

>>52544022
This is actually a good picture because people playing support/healer in MMOs and MOBAs have been affected by the "stereotypical bitch" attitude so much that they constantly bitch about how entitled they are because WOE IS ME I PICKED THIS ROLE THAT I DO NOT SEEM TO ENJOY AT ALL WOW I HAVE NO POWER AT ALL I HAVE TO GET CARRIED BY PEOPLE WHO DO DAMAGE WOW THEY ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE ME A SUPPORT MAIN DPS LITERALLY NO BRAINERS

I was a support main up to Diamond in LoL and I honestly just did that because I didn't have the mechanical know-how to properly micro as an AD or AP carry, so I decided to channel everything into map knowledge and minimap-glancing skills from Brood War and work as an opportunity enabler. Sometimes there was a retard and a lot of discussion between them and him, but still, nothing that warranted being like OKAY BITCHES SUCK MY JANNA'S WET CUNT.

I'm leveling a Holy Priest in WOTLK right now and honestly DPSes and tanks are a lot more proactive, they have more CC, more importance to positioning and very often I just tag along and toss a HoT on wounded people and they're no worse for wear.

Healers are entitled cunts.

>>52568879
The problem with DPS and healer supports is that DPS players focus on microcontrol and thus often forget to focus on map awareness and positioning, and thus, overextend and die meaninglessly.
Supports tend to understand map awareness (especially things like vision and positioning) much better, in my experience.

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>>52568879
The meme largely comes from brain-dead DPS who stand in 'you die if you're right in this neon orange circle' mechanics and then blame the healer when they mysteriously keel over.

I remember a lot of rogues being particularly bad about this when I was tanking heroics, though my raiding experience is limited.

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Can we bully this healer?

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>>52570101
>YOUR HAIR IS BEYOND REGULATION LENGTH, SQUIRE. EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Am I doing this right?

>>52561691
Good luck trying to perform a precise song and dance number when your hands are shaking, it's hard to breathe and your heart does 160 a minute.

You harden the fuck up either way, magic or not.

>>52543045
Don't play shitty MMOs or MMO-like roleplaying games then.

>>52564668
I remember that thread.

Did he post the keys picture?

>>52571241
Keys?

D&D is the only way to do 'healers' right.

It's also the only way to do wizards correctly but that's a tale for another day.

>>52562750
>tfw heavy breathing pig man who raeps healsluts
I feel like the ugly dude in a Hentai every time

>>52562582
But I'm posting from my phone___

>>52553591
>Succubus (male)
Why don't they just call this a gay incubus again?

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>>52559048
Sometimes I forget how sexually deprived /tg/ actually is

>>52571542
Or...y'know...AN INCUBUS?

>>52571845
Don't Incubus only go after women though? That's why Gay Incubus works instead of implying a male semen demon is a succubus.

>>52571542
Incubus comes from incubare, "to lay upon"
Succubus comes from succubare, "to lie beneath"

Selim is a subby trap bottom, not a masculine top

>>52570238
>criticizes the hair of others
>doesn't set a good example himself
Wow

>>52572244
I don't make the regulations, only enforce them.

With my penis.

>>52572162
Yeah, but if you mindbreak an incubus into being a submissive bot does that change the fact that it was still an incubus?

>>52568879
You're playing when that crap mattered.

>>52572402

Well it's more of a job title, so they would become a succubus,.

>>52572402
Yes?
It's only an incubus when it's topping for women

Bottoming for dudes makes it a succubus

>>52572449
>Well it's more of a job title
If we're changing job titles than Slave would be appropriate. Even when she's bottoming a succubus is still in charge, this purple headed failure of a demon is neither at this point.

wrong board dude

>>52556534
Well, I was a purdy good Medic back when I bothered with TF2 and everyone got heals, to the greatest extent humanly possible that didn't reduce the amount of heals going around/cripple what we were doing or needed to do just then.

Like, if winning or capping meant getting my throat cut going into the action with a guy so that happened, so be it.

But if that didn't need to happen and it was better for me to help everyone else and not the guy who was gonna die uselessly and get me killed to no positive effect? Fuck that guy. He can get his ass killed on his own.

You know, I've never really experienced poor treatment as a support class in any game, especially as healer, and I almost always main a support role.

I often get thanks and commendations for my support, actually. Maybe it just because I try my best to keep the strongest players on the team alive, so it seems like I'm having a really large impact on the team, when really I'm just getting carried by some tryhard with a 10-1 KD

I don't get all this healslut shit.

Just because I like healing, mostly because it allows me be lazy in raids and a star in pvp, has no bearing on my desire to be ravaged by big draenai horsecocks.

>>52543045
Your can design a system so healers are more survivable than a tank. Consider tera, where mystics have more mobility than the tank. If the tank fails, the mystic can usually escape.

>>52574059
surely that just disadvantages the tank? a healer that considers cutting and running at any second isn't gonna be as good as one that HAS to keep a tank alive so they can stay alive.

>>52571910
I mean. I highly doubt a demon of the sexual arts is straight. Im pretty damn sure both varities of ccubuses to be pansexual at minimum.

>>52559934
I want to sexually fuck white mage boys.

>>52575515
As opposed to what? Non-sexual fucking?

>>52571600
lol

>>52575544
You can euphemistically fuck someone, oh haver of dubba dubs.

>>52575778
I believe then, the appropriate term would have been "literally", instead of, "sexually"

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>>52559048
/tg/ seems to be completely asexual or at least indifferent to sex, up until maybe 1 in a million threads, at which point he turns into a raging cumguzzler on par with /d/. someone should write that into his board-tan's personality.

>>52575836
done.

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Board-tans/tg

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>>52572244
I said their hair is beyond regulation length and my hair is clearly shorter than theirs. I don't know what you want from me, anon.

>>52570101
He seems a bit young for bullying.

>>52571241
no he did not. He's been a bad boy

>>52571241
How many people actually remember that thread? I've seen that screenshot a few times and want to know the context

>>52573965
>has no bearing on my desire to be ravaged by big draenai horsecocks.

You're not fooling anyone, anon.

>>52550173
Generally I would agree but I have let someone die to their stupidity before in the past. If I just heal away their stupid mistakes then they'll never improve.

Plus some boss mechanics are easier to do if an idiot is dead.

MMO Healer Triage is a thing.

>>52543139

I prefer when magical healing is a supplement to actual medical knowledge. If the only thing magical healing does is accelerate the body's natural healing processes, it can't fix anything that the body couldn't heal on it's own. A pretty good example is a broken bone - if you don't set it properly, it'll heal all fucked up, and you've just done more harm than good.

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>>52543045
>Play a bard healer who is there to write the story of the rest of the party
>My heals are all worded as encouragement and advice
>Do what I can to help the party in a passive way outside of healing
>A few spells and attacks here and there
>Never act like what I do is important and stay in the background unless I am acting as the parties hype man
>Make it my job to keep spirits up and keep them happy and healthy
>I roughly based my character off pic related
A-am I doing it right?

>roll prot
>tank dungeons all day
>alternately can heal anything easily
>outheal "heal specced" healers easily in Molten Core because I'm not lazy
>laughingpaladins.jpg

Bara/cheesecake bro healer/frontline>sissy/bimbo heal(((slut)))>tsun healer

Never trust a healer who cant take anc throw a punch

>>52583612
I respect your opinion, even if it's wrong.

>>52564395
>>52567370
It's 3.5 if that makes any difference, though it may have been some deeply house rule, I just ran with it. I should specify he's got insanely basic reading comprehension going by this rule,(dick and Jane levels) but for all intents purposes he can't read anything above 1st grade level books, enough to get by but besides that nope.

Anyway it makes sense in character when you consider the leaders of the cult he was a part of, realizing he was pretty stupid, but touched by their god, pulled him out of schooling and into more paladin-esc training early in his childhood.

That said he turned out smart enough to be a great paladin but too stupid to really be useful to them so they sent him out to spread the word and heal shit in the name of the Sun.

>>52582610
sounds ok to me.

>>52543045
I don't want to be a heal brat, but sometimes it's necessary. I usually play healer since it is basically a management game, sometimes you give the carrot, sometimes it's the stick.

In my playgroup, the DPS kept getting caught in the AoE even though the tank is doing an amazing job, and reviving anyone gives me a ridiculous aggro, which means that I will have to keep running for a solid minute before I have to heal everyone else since no one could do their job properly because the DPS didn't.

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>>52582610
I recall a that guy story working much the same way.