Add, change, or remove a single letter from a spell's name.

>>52540349
Sense Motion
Divination
2nd Level
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 round/level

You gain Blindsense and Tremorsense. The range is 5ft per three caster levels.


Meld into Stone -> Geld into Stone
Spell Immunity -> Sell Immunity
Mass Heal -> Ass Heal
True Resurrection -> Rue Resurrection

>>52540349
>Fireball -> Wireball
You conjure a ball of string and hurl it at a space within 30 ft of you.
The ball acts as a Daze spell with a radius of 10ft, centered on the point of impact.
This spell only affects creatures with the "Feline" subtype.

>Spell Immunity -> Spall Immunity
Gain damage immunity against small metal fragments.
This spell only works when cast inside a tank.

>Colorspray -> Colonspray
Do i even need to explain this one?

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>>52540463
>Mass Heal -> Ass Heal

The only cure for butthurt.

>>52540463
>Mass Heal -> Ass Heal
Try Mass Heal -> Mass Meal (for feeding an entire party)
or -> Sass Heal (for the sassy cleric who can't be bothered to sass manually)
or -> Mass Teal (for when you need everything to be the same color of teal)

>>52540349
>Guiding bolt > guiding colt
Summons a male horse, completely normal except for extremely sensitive smell and having been trained to follow smells, similar to a bloodhound. Once it has led you to the end of the trail you set it to follow, it loses these abilities and becomes a normal horse.

>contact other plans

>countersmell

>shocking gasp

>>52540463

>Sell Immunity

A cantrip that provides the caster with advantage dice when rolling checks over anything to do with money, including bartering, banking and wisdom checks against monetary temptation.

>Faerie fire -> Faerie tire.

>>52541624
>Faerie Tire
Cast this spell targeting any wheeled vehicle, and choose one of the following effects:
-The vehicle (including the animals pulling it) can travel up and down sheer surfaces for 8 hours
-The vehicle (including the animals pulling it) can travel over water as if it were solid ground for 8 hours
-The vehicle (including the animals pulling it) can travel through the air for 15 minutes

>>52540349
>Sacred Flame-->Sacred Lame
Consecrates its target while simultaneously removing their CHA bonuses

>Bless Water ->Bless Waiter
>Maze -> Maize
>Grease -> Geese

warp perception > wart perception
smite > mite
flame breath > lame breath

>Call Lightning > All Lightning
Opens a portal between every bolt of lightning currently in existence and the target.

>>52540349
Sending > Vending
Hold Person > Cold Person
Message > Massage
Heat Metal > Beat Metal
Healing Word > Healing Sword
Fear > Hear
Legend Lore > Legend Bore
Mind Blank > Mind Bank
Project Image > Project Mage
Sunburst > Funburst
Wish > Fish

Cat's Grace > Fat's Grace. Target gains a permanent enhancement bonus to dexterity but also becomes obese and cannot drop the weight no matter what they do aside from removing the enchantment. As a side effect, they become skilled in ballet and have the unconscious urge to turn every action they do into a little dance.

>>52542156
>Curse Water -> Purse Water
Gives everyone in the AoE cursed purses that are full of water. They are heavy, causing encumbrance, and look extremely gay on males who are afraid of that sort of thing, causing them to incur a -2 penalty on all CHA checks, and cannot be dropped until the spell ends.

Telepork. Like sending, but you each need to hold a piece of bacon to your ear.

Jolymorph Any Object (usually spelt Jolly, but whatever). Like Animate Object, but they're happy about it.

>>52542156
>Grease -> Geese

A honking flock of feathered murder-assholes are conjured into being, stubbornly defending the designated area. Roll to see if you have to run away at half speed, fending off these evil beaked monsters. Set them on fire for really spectacular effects.

>>52542707
>Not calling it "Holymorph"

>>52542479
>Beat Metal

The great magewrights of old used this to fashion the finest of weapons and arms. Functions as an intangible variable impact power hammer controlled by thought. Used in conjunction with smithing skills, the work of many can be completed in record time by one.

>>52542599
Eagle's Splendor > Beagle's Splendor
Polymorphs the target into a bagel, but also grants them a godlike bonus to CHA.

Owl's Wisdom > Bowel's Wisdom
Whenever the enchanted target has a bowel movement, they may have one question answered truthfully by the intestine gods of the far realms.

Bear's Endurance > Beer's Endurance
Target becomes incredibly intoxicated but also gains damage reduction and a massive bonus to CON.

Fox's Cunning > Foxes Cumming
Manifests an orgy of foxes from the ethereal realm into the material realm. They cannot be harmed by conventional weapons as per usual ethereal rules. Targets determined by the caster in the AoE must make concentration checks whenever they attempt to take an action as the foxes distract them by taunting and cumming on them. Other animals and furries in the AoE are inspired to insatiable lust and must make will saves or try to have sex with a random target in close proximity to them.

Bull's Strength > Bull's Length
Enchanted target grows to be very tall but must also walk on all fours in order to maintain balance.

>>52542872
Beagle's Splendor should be Bagel's Splendor. But Beagle's Splendor is cool too.

Beagle's Splendor: Creates a charismatic dog companion for the caster that everyone secretly admires.

>>52540349
>Animal Shapes -> Animal Japes
>Stone Shape -> Stone Jape
>Shape Water -> Jape Water
>Shapechange -> Japechange

>>52542359
>wart perception.

caster gains the ability to see through any warts in at 120 field of effect as if they were eyes.

>>52540349
bump

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>>52542872
>Bull's Strength > Bull's Length

>Bigby's Crushing Band
Tunes so heavy they'll crush you.

>Shitter
Creates a poor-quality toilet.

>Fold Person
One causes pain, two kills.

>Wew
wew

Milf's acid arrow

>>52540349
>Hat Metal
gives you a helmet
>Eat Metal
Useful for escaping jail cells
>Heat Meta
sparks an argument OOC

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>Magic Pissile
Less spell of Golden Shower

>Blue (Blur)
Changes caster blue may hear Eiffel 65 in head

>Chill Pouch
Chills a pouch to keep its contents nice and cool

>Maize
Target is sent to the nearest corn field

Adhesive Skittle: for cheating at bowling
Toot, Pump, Burning Ars: pull my finger lol
Open and Shit: cast Shitter first
Unseen Serpent: ~ghost snek~
Nundetection: for lonely clerics
Mad Honkeys: damn them white boys be crazy

>Clod of Daggers
Cause a target to get a clogged artery of micro daggers

>Ghost Pound
Create a pound of ectoplasm

>Fish
For one hour, you are able to breathe in water, communicate with sea life, and be treated as an expert at swiming

>Time Slop
Stop time for two standard actions. You can go past two actions, but for each action after the initial 2, roll a d10. If the roll exceeds 1, you begin to faze out of reality. Exceeding 1 three times in a row equals permanent death, loss of presence as though you were never born, and no means (Barring meta) can bring you back.

>Sudden Store
Teleport the nearest merchant to your location

>Ass Fly
...

>Force Age
Cause the target to age instantly by a number of years determined by a d100. Usage of materials guarantees a specific age.

>>52540349

>Cone of Mold

Sprays targets in the area with mold. It is innocuous but gross.

>Flinger of Death

Like the throw version of telekinesis, but only on undead cretures

>>52541858
So you give the aspbergers? Let it be permanent

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You done it /tg. This thread is great.

>>52550136
Maize could be quite overpowered

>Protection from Evil > Protection from Weevil
You are protected from small beetles

>Detect Undead > Detect Undad
Magically you now know who is not a father.

>Cause Bear
I fear the results...

Limited Wish > Limited Dish
>Duplicate any dish that can be made with a budget of under 10 gold

Ray of Sickening > Ray of Dickening
>Impregnate all creatures within a 30 foot beam, Fort negates

Create Pit > Create Fit
>Makes a thread about alignments on /tg/

Holy Smite > Holy Mite
Creates a mite with a halo. Very dangerous against small undead critters.

>Animate Trope
You bring life to the worst site.

>Acid Arrow
>Acid Marrow
THE BOOOOOONES

>Haste > Paste
Target's speed is increased to such a high amount that when they attempt to move their body liquefies.

Flaming Sphere > Blaming sphere
>Ball that insults and acuse people

>>52542872
>Remove or change ONE letter
is it that hard anon

Limiter wish
>Curses the target, by preventing a specific effect from wishes he casts

Detect Evil > Defect Evil
>The BBEG's general realises the error of their ways and joins your party.

>>52550984
I took liberties. That should be obvious enough. It doesn't actually matter at all.

Secret chest > Secreet chest
You push out a chest through the targets orifices

Speak with animals > Peak with animals
Teleports you and nearby animals to the closest mountain peak

>>52551075
The word you want is Secrete

>>52550940
>Ray of Dickening
This could cause all sorts of diplomatic problems, I love it!
>Create Fit
>Not Create /fit/

Bitchbolt....

/end

>>52551231
>/end yourself
What a fag

>>52551012
You can only "take liberties" if the end result isn't shit.

>>52551250
I see someone must have cast it on you already..

>>52542156
OP said one letter, you cheater!

>>52551012
If it doesn't matter, just invent whole new spell names. While you're at it, make them not shit, bot figuratively and literally.

>Polymorph Mother
Turns target into a mother

>Remove Purse
All purses on target is removed

>Symbol, Bear
Wizard inscribes a symbol on the ground. Any person that step nears it triggers it, causing an angry bear to come out and attack.

>wew
Anyone caught in the AoE has an irrepressible desire to wew

>Strength of none
Entire party loses strength

>Remove Bear
Removes bear

>>52542479
Alternates:

>Sending > Pending
[description to be added later]

>Hold Person > Mold Person
Long-lasting mind control and/or polymorph spell.

>Heat Metal > Peat Metal
Holy shit, you can forge *that*?

>Healing Word > Heating Word
Words that make you feel all warm inside.

>Legend Lore > Legend Love
Entrances any group of up to 50 humanoids that understand your language for as long as you keep telling them stories.

>Mind Blank > Find Blank
Find those rare anti-magic beings by looking for holes in the background mana.

>Project Image > Protect Image
Gives the target a save vs loss of face/opinion in society.

Bless > Bliss
Doesn't actually give bonuses, but makes you feel great.

Burning Hands > Burning Wands
Very situational, but can be devastating in wizard duels.

Charm Person > Charm Parson
Makes a local cleric testify on your behalf. May annoy their patron deities if used to often.

Chromatic Orb > Chromatic Ore
Summons a piece of metal that's very pretty and valuable-looking but actually worthless, even for jewelry as it falls apart when worked. Also known as Fool's Mythril.

Dimension Door > Dimension Doom
[scroll does not contain the spell phrase, only a giant warning of DO NOT USE IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES]

Draw Upon Holy Might -> Draw Upon Holy Wight
Summons an undead paladin that will help you for 1 round of combat, then disintegrate in a puff of conflicting energies.

Find Traps > Find Trips
Target's attention is drawn towards all unusual page/verse numbers. Made by wizard academy students as a prank.

Identify > Identity
Target item gains individual properties that distinguish them from other items of its type. The nature and usefulness of said properties are random.

Monster Summoning > Mobster Summoning
Self-explanatory. The goon will demand payment, though.

Remove Curse > Remove Cure
Cancels last healing spell cast on the target.

Skull Trap > Skill Trap
A particularly devious spell. Doors and vaults sealed with it have been the bane of many an accomplished rogue and lockpicker, as they become so concentrated on trying to disarm what looks like a very complicated lock that is "almost open, just a few seconds more", that they eventually die from starvation.

>Mate
Opens a rift to hell and summons a friendly demon that wants to hang out with you and have some fun.

>Cacaofiend
Summons a ravenous fiend that only hungers for chocolate.

>>52552082
>Find Traps > Find Trips
Made me kek

Also Remove Cure could be very useful

Power Word: Pain-> Power Word: Pin.

Summons sharp and painful thumb tacks all over the ground, like a demented combo of Grease and caltrops. Somehow still not as broken as its inspiration.

Reincarnate- > Raincarnate

Allows the caster to assume the form of weather patterns. From clouds to thunderstorms to blizzards to sandstorms, you too can have all the fun powers of turning the elements against your foes while still getting to add your STR modifier! Druid exclusive naturally.

Passwall-> Pusswall

Turns xd4 feet of cubic inorganic material (x being caster level) into fleshy mass filled with disgusting blobs of puss. You can cut through it and walk through the wound, but you need to make a CON saving throw to avoid contracting 1d4 diseases of the DM's choice. Not to mention the other players' disgust when they hear and see you have the damn spell.

Phantasmal Killer-> Phantasmal Miller

Summons an incorporeal logger to help with deforestation. Boring, yes, but the wizard who codified the spell made a mint and got funding for centuries to come.

Otto's Irresisteble Dance-> Otto's Irresisteble Danse

Summons an instance of Paladin Danse with Charisma 10. No, that's not adjusted for D&D stats from the SPECIAL system, Danse is just average looking. No one said this spell was Otto's best idea, okay? Everyone has their flops!

Scrying-> Crying

If target fails a Wisdom saving throw against this enchantment spell, they will start crying uncontrollably, giving them penalties to most rolls. Actually not a half bad spell, when you think about it...

Haste-> Waste

Does absolutely nothing. In fact, even hearing that this spell exists causes it to forcefully appear in your spellbook and permanently take up room there and stop you from learning more spells until you get rid of the curse! Dark sorcery indeed!

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>>52540349
>Bull's Strength -> Gull's Strength

>>52540349
>Charm Person > Char Person
This sometimes happens when evokers try to do enchantment magic.

>Power Word: Kill > Power Word: Dill
Summon a jar of pickles
>Power Word: Gill
Permanently mutates the target to grow gills, making them amphibious
>Power Word: Hill
Shifts the ground into a gentle slope.

>>52556382
>Power Word: Skill
You gain ranks in skills

>Power Word: Fill
You add stuff to forms

>Power Word: Bill
You send a demand for payment to the target

>Power Word: Nill
It does absolute nothing

>Power Word: Till
It makes the ground ready for planting

>Sinking Cloud
A cloud that sinks to the ground after being cast. Everything under the knee level has concealment. Or alternatively, don't sail your boats into this.

>Ad (Aid)
Spams you with illusory popups from the nearest brothels.

>Animal Fiendship
That's not a normal squirrel anymore.

>Earthfind
Finds the nearest concentration of earth.

>Guydance (Guidance)
Forces all the males to dance.

>Magic Far (Magic Jar)
Takes all your magic elsewhere. At least 10 miles away.

>Sword Wurst (Sword Burst)
Turns the enemy's sword into sausage.

>>52540349
>Divine Favor > Divine Flavor

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>>52557521
>Divine Flavor

>>52556382
>>52557209
>Power Word: Krill
Creates a massive pile of shrimp at target location.

>Power Word: Mill
Converts a 10ft by 10ft square of grain into flour.

>Power Word: Pill
Creates a bottle of medication in a creature's inventory that works against any diseases that are affecting it at time of casting, take daily for best effect.

Beacon of Nope - Create a blazing symbol that horrifies, triggers and repels all within an area.

>Cloud of Gaggers
Summon a horde of floating whores to suck the parties dicks

>>52540349
>sense motion, pretty obvious allows you to sense movements you would not otherwise have detected.
>hunter's dark, ranger spell that lets ranger cast a field of darkness only they can see through.
>harm person: pretty obvious again pick a target and hurt them
>guiding colt: a magical baby cow appears and leads you safely
>>52540463
>Geld Into stone: castrates one person permanently by turning his male parts to stone.
>sell immunity: lets you pick one person and give them immunity, but must said immunity must be traded for coins
>ass heal: heals only your donkey, or your rear end
>rue resurrection: makes one person regret coming back to life

>>52542156
bless waiter: Gives your waiter at the inn a really good tip.
Maize: makes a corn maize appear
Geese:makes a flock of Canadian geese appear and attack. anyone in the surrounding area must make a dexterity check.
>>52542359
wart perception: lets you know who in the party you should avoid sharing shoes or bumping uglies with.
Mite: gives one target a bad case of mites
Lame breath: takes away the target's ability to breath flame, instead they know hack and cough up phlegm

>>52541290
contact other plans allows you to see what the alternate universe version of your party would have done in this situation
countersmell: allows you to counter one smell with another more pleasing one
Shocking gasp: everyone in the surrounding area must do a charisma saving throw. If you fail you must use your turn to gasp really loudly

>>52542479
Vending: creates a vending machine which you can then use your gold to get food out of
cold person: makes one target unusually cold
massage: gives one target a relaxing massage with phantom hands (no happy ending)
beat metal: causes all metal to throb rhythmically
healing sword: when you stab someone with this they gain hit points
hear: allows you to hear further then usually would
legend bore: makes any story told by NPCs unusually boring, you must pass an intelligence check or be charmed into sleep.
Mind bank: allows you to access the minds of others
project mage: allows you to hurtle the mage forward into combat
funburst: causes a 90's commercials style party
fish: creates 1 fish
>>52543226
Animal japes: all animals laugh at the target of the spell
stone jape: target has resistance against charisma saving throws
jape water: if you drink water enchanted by thi you can't stop laughing
japechange: turns you into something funny

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>>52540349
Mordenkainen's Magnificent Manson

Animate Rape
Grope Trick
Power Word: Fill
Raise Deaf
Limited Fish
Scorching Gay
Burning Hans
Vagic Missile
Delayed-Blast Firebull
Flesh to Tone
Gape
Summon Munster VI

>>52562275
>Gape
Opens a portal to a goatse universe in front of the target

>>52562033
>contact other plans allows you to see what the alternate universe version of your party would have done in this situation
I like this one

>>52550101
Milf's acid arrow: creates a milf that charms you into sex, but she has a nasty STD
>>52552071
pending: allows you to suspend someone's spell for 1 turn

Dongstrider: allows you to get somewhere very fast but only by moving from dong to dong
Ensnaring Mike: creates a guy named mike who everyone has to make a charisma save against or be charmed.
dancing knights: all paladins must dance, ditto fighters
pare the dying: allows you to give them a merciful death
sacred blame: allows paladin and clerics a get out of trouble free card
mane: gives the target magical hair
create or destroy pater: allows you to kill or create a father figure

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>>52561941
I guess that would make the target hard as a rock

>>52542453
A local wizard invents a new spell, the shocking results here at 11

>>52562381
thanks, I thought that would be useful to have sometimes.
Commend: allows you to give someone high honors
Guiding Dolt: creates a person who knows how to guide you safely through the dungeon however they are not very smart otherwise
>>52562391
pretty much yeah (I literally laughed out loud at that anon)

inflict sounds: works in a similiar fashion to thunderwave except you get to pick what sound you want to inflict
thunderweave: creates a mass of hair, roll strength to avoid being grappled and laid prone by it

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Thunder Wave > Thunder Dave

>>52540349
>Tasha's Hideous Daughter
Summons a sjw ethics in journalism womyn video game journalist who yells at men and blames them for problems.

tasha's hideous slaughter: very efficient for killing enemies
feathercall: summons a feather or feathertall: makes your weight and height that of a feather
vicious cockery: well that would be obvious
fiends: summons a fiend from the nine hells

>>52562514
zone of ruth
works in a similar fashion to summon an sjw
magic south: lets you know which way south is
bee invisibility: makes all bees and hives invisible to enemy targets

Raise Mead: makes you raise whatever you are drinking at the time in toast
Locate Feature: lets you find the features of other spells

>>52540349
>Mage Hand -> Rage Hand
Forces target hand to become furious, may rage against its owner
>Feather Fall -> Leather Fall
Conjoures 1 pound of leather 15 ft in the air
>Web -> Wet
Soaks everyone in a 15 ft radius
>Daze Monster -> Date Monster
Charms a monster to do something fun with you, also opens a way of communication between you and that monster, dispels if you try to push your boundaries too hard

>>52540349
any drawfriends around? I'd like to see some stuff in this thread put into pictures

>>52562566
>bee invisibility: makes all bees and hives invisible to enemy targets
great psychological attack really
>launch beehives at enemies
>they don't know you did anything
>suddenly they hear phantom buzzing
>they feel things crawling on their skin but don't see anything
>eventually they agitate the bees enough to be stung
>they're in pain and don't know why
>no one can figure out what's going on and who's crazy and who's not

>Hex -> Sex

>Power word: Krill

A massive pile of krill falls on top of the target, dealing damage and making them smell rather fishy.

Spells of the Dyslexic Mage
Level 1

Gloating Disk
A real arsehole of a disk follows you around for an hour, telling you all about how great it is to be a slightly concave, circular plane of force. Using it as an actual floating disk is fine but it will constantly brag about how much it can lift and mock the value of your loot and choices.

Manipulate Fir
Certain species of coniferous evergreen trees which commonly grow in mountainous areas will obey your every wish.

Massage
Target receives a really good massage. Doubles rate of healing while resting. Roll d4: 1. Shiatsu 2. Deep tissue 3. Thai 4. Erotic

Level 2
Arcane Lick
Target feels something lick them. Caster's choice of sloppiness, tongue roughness, and location.

ESPN
Caster gains in-depth knowledge of obscure sport from distant land. Roll d6: 1. Malaysian Kickball 2. Catfish Noodling 3. Pesäpallo 4. Buzkashi 5. ōllamaliztli 6. Cricket

Peak with Animals
You and all animals within 50' get really fucking high together.

Level 3

Explosive Prunes
Magic-Users are miserly and jealous people, guarding their healthy snacks as if they can take them to the grave. The caster draws mystic symbols upon a handful of prunes, raisins, figs or similar dessicated fruit. The prunes detonate when chewed, blowing the victim's head clean off and dealing 2d6 damage to all within a 10' radius, save vs Magic for half. The caster and any other beings specifically instructed can eat the protected snacks without triggering the prunes.

Secret Age
Any reference to the caster's date of birth is permanently expunged from history and memory and people's estimates of the caster's age will be off by at least 10 years.

Speak with Dad
The caster communes with their father no matter the distance. This spell does not make your dad any less disappointed in you for becoming a wizard but he's happy to hear from you and you should come home soon your mother really misses you.

>>52566869
Level 4
Dog
A random dog is teleported directly to your location from somewhere in the world, although it will not necessarily obey your orders and may never find its way home.

Polymorph Bothers
Polymorphs general nuisances and annoying people into another being of your choice.

Seven Gats
Gunmetal grey "wands of death ray" with handles and triggers and six charges each appear in the hands of the caster and six randomly determined nearby creatures.

Level 5
Interposing Han
A cocky smuggler with a heart of gold appears between caster and target. He always wins initiative.

Pisswall
The caster transforms a 10' deep, 5' diameter section of wooden, plaster or stone wall into one of those walls that everyone pisses on when they're walking home after a night out.

Transform Roc to Mud
This spell transforms target enormous legendary bird into an equal amount of mud.

Level 6
Invisible Staker
Caster creates an immaterial being carrying an invisible wooden stake which moves and attacks as the caster directs.

Leg End Lore
Leg end lore brings to the caster's mind knowledge about a person, place, or thing's feet, including footwear, foot size, and last known state of hangnails.

Move Hearth
A single hearth, fireplace or log fire can be directed to move to the location of caster's choice.

Level 7
Magic Word
Target says "please".

Phrase Door
Enchants a door in such a way that it will only open to a stated phrase.

Varnish
Target creature or surface becomes smooth, shiny and moisture resistant.

>>52566877
Level 8
Clenched Fish
Target aquatic animal becomes squished around the middle as though grabbed by a large and unforgiving hand.

Mind Bank
Brainbroker from the Cerebelow crawls up from the cracks between all things to give you competitive interest rates on brain loans. Utilise his services if you wish but if you can't keep up your payments their grell debt collection teams will hunt you and find you to reclaim moneys owing.

Amaze
Really genuinely impress people with every little thing you do for a few hours. Whilst this initially feels great it quickly feels boring and condescending.

Level 9
Power Word Kilt
The caster utters a word of power which instantly makes tartan dresses appear on all creatures within earshot. Underwear, of course, disappears too.

>>52550875
Isn't that basically what 4chan does?

>>52564784
Craaaaaaawling in my skiiiiiin

Ireball: Makes everyone really angry in a 30 foot area

>>52542156
>bless waiter
Conjures a great mass of magical golden coins that will last as long as they are within 120ft/CL of the caster

Vampiric Ouch.
Heal from any pain caused to the target by any physical source.

>>52561941
> rue resurrection
> cast it on a mighty lich
> he goes back to his tomb
E Z
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>Praise Dead
>Mage Land
>Disguise Shelf
>False Wife
>Fog Loud
>Feather Ball
>Hump
>Rage Armor
>Sheep
>Rice Knife
>Arcane Flock
>Crow of Madness
>Barkvision
>Gentle Reposte
>Bust of Wind
>Kock
>Misrty Stop
>Pope Trick
>Scorching Pray
>Chatter
>Spider Limb
>Lust Devil
>Leomund's Tiny But
>Fleet Storm
>Arcane Bye
>Tire Shield
>Nice Storm
>Stonespin
>Elemental Dane
>Cloudtill
>Cone of Bold
>Misread
>Magic Bar
>Ass Suggestion
>True Peeing
>Lane Shift
>Amaze
>Funburst
>Rime Stop
Guess the original spell

>>52570490
Rage armor seems more like an ability.
AC increases with every time you're attacked.

>disguise serf
Allows you to enslave a target, target and everyone looking at him are unaware of enslavement

Curse Water > Curse Waiter

Jean Pierre gets an awful fucking mouth and loses his job.

Pass without Grace- the target is assailed by phantasmal boots kicking their ankles and shit. They treat all terrain as difficult, and must succeed on a Dex saving throw or fall prone at the end of each of their turns.

Marid's Mastery -> Mario's Mastery

+4 to Jump checks, +12 to Jump checks involving jumping high. +12 to Escape Artist checks involving entering or exiting narrow spaces.

>Protection from Ire
Keeps the target from getting angry.

>Burning Lands
Set fire to the countryside.

>Death Spelt
Grains are summoned from the wizard's hand. Anyone consuming the spelt will have to roll a death save or die.

>Energy Rain
Droplets of pure energy rain down on the AoE.

>Lame Arrow
Sends forth an arrow that does little to no damage.

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>>52573290
>Set fire to the countryside.

>>52573915
And only one guy will remain

>>52571937
That is suprisingly useful, actually. Would it be a mind-affecting effect like a charm, or an illusion, to make it look like nothing funky is going on?

>>52574383
Charm on slave, illusion on bystanders.

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>>52562157
>Not posting the superior Manson

Spark >>> Shark

>>52552071
>Heating word

4chan's spell of choice

>>52540349
Magic Fissile: create nuclear fuel equivalent to 1d4 kilotons of TNT per level.

>>52540349
>Limited Fish

Feather fall -> Feather All
Everyone becomes lightweight

Find Familiar-> Find Familia
Perfect spell for an orphan to learn.

Unseen Servant -> Unsee Servant
Teleports one of your undesirable minions away.

Flaming Sphere -> Flamingo Sphere
Summons a ball of pink fowls hurling towards the enemy. Does a larger damage than anticipated.

>>52578211
summons a shark I assume

>Magic Mouth -- Magic Month
Enhances Spellcasting and weakens physical attacks to your party for 30 or 31 days.

Also halves the black market price of Trading Cards.

Feign Death -> Feige death

This kills the MCU

>>52570490
Id go see Pope Trick live