>In the land of the dead, having juicy flesh is a crime

What if you have rugged and scarred flesh?

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It's unlawful imprisonment

>>52538066
>a crime
>not a punishment
>not having your character be a skeleton trapped in flesh and banished to the land of the living

>>52538066
So uh, is this the part where we find out the game is seguing into some creepy guro fetish nightmare?

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>>52538066
Gentlemen please! Cease your rattling. We need simply remove the young lady's flesh and all will be right.

Those poor zombies, it's not their fault they were raised that way.

>>52539739
kek

>>52538111
Lol source?

>>52540196
Mutant League Football for the Sega Genesis

>>52540230
Thanks

>>52538144
I really hope so.

>>52538066
>latino woman enters a white sorority.jpg

>>52538066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxSrDn3NReA

>>52540566
>latino woman
*latina

>>52538094
>rugged and scarred flesh?

You're issued some raggy torn clothes so you can pass for a zombie

More accurately. being alive is a crime.

>tfw you frame the skeleton king for fleshcrimes by rubbing a serum made from photosynthetic microbes that eventually develop into a full human body with organs on his bones

>>52542868
>>latino woman
>*latina
*latinx

>>52540230
>The Mutant League series ran from January of '94 to February of '96
Talk about a blast from the past. Also, I suddenly feel really fucking old.

>>52543144
>latinx
Is that one of the new Pokemon?

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>>52542868
>latina
*Lalatina

>>52543252
Wtf is this? Thicc Weeb Waifu Bordello Sim 2016?

>>52543252

>Even the lolis are THICC
This image is a treasure

>>52543252
Somebody post the rollan version of this chart so we can completely derail this thread.

>>52543153
Does it help that they're making a new game?

>>52543252
this is a blue board

>>52543750
There are no nipples or vaginas visible, anon.

>>52543153
>Catching an episode every morning before school
Also they made a Mutant League Hockey for SNES but I never played that.

>>52538066
I assure you sirs, my flesh is in no way juicy. Else why did my last date vomit the first time she kissed me?

>>52544129
Need I remind you that commiserating with the Juicy is also a crime, fellow skelanon. Under section 136b of the Universally Juiceless Necropolis Act, vomit, as well as any other bodily fluid, such as feces, that is a byproduct of but does not necessarily serve a biological function is explicitly included in the definition of "Juicy". In this case, the biological function that vomit is a byproduct of is the ejection of agents or chemicals that could be potential harmful to a biological lifeform.

Your associate is officially Juicy under the law, please cease all contact with her before formal censure becomes necessary.

>>52538066

>Bonehead! Think of the children here! How dare you get a meatbag here in the theater? You uncultured spine!

>>52543144
Don't call an enthic group by a label that rhymes with "stinks" and then claim that it's PC.

>>52544378
Could be worse. Like calling them coloured. Oh, wait.

>A fleshy living human finds herself lost in the land of the dead
>An undead knight takes her under his protection, defending her from the government and laws of his land that decree life and flesh to be a crime
>Turns out the woman is a princess, and her kingdom believes that the land of the dead kidnapped her, and plan to attack with an army
>It is up to the human princess and this bone knight to try and stop an all out war between the two kingdoms

>>52544583
That sounds like a really good romance novel

Maybe there really isn't a huge difference between being alive and dead after all

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>>52543322
Thiccubusses from the brothel in Konosuba

>>52543387
That anybody remembers that pleases me.

On a side note, how about you save it next time you see it? I have it-in fact, I made it-but I don't want to derail the thread. I'll post it in a relevant board just 4U.

>>52543387
Crashing this thread
With no survivors

>>52543387
>>52546683
>>52546759
I posted it in /e/ for you horny bastards.

>>52544583
>>52544663
Ends in the princess getting boned

>>52538117
Only if I can bone her.

>>52549851
HA
I found this humerus

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>>52538066
Not often that this image is relevant.