How might one go about killing a space whale?

>>52529788
With space harpoons manned by space Maori

>>52529788
Space japanese

step 1. find massive amounts of space fish
step 2. same as any good plan, find as much explosives as you can carry
step 3. bang all the aliens on your ship before you all die
step 4. use fish as bait to lure the whale in, then fly in its mouth, throw the explosives, fly out its ass.

>>52529788
You kill its wife and convince it to commit suicide

https://youtu.be/60BjkUtqxPE

>>52529788
A mildly virulent disease?

>>52529796
fpbp

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>>52529788
>How might one go about killing a space whale?

a space beach

>>52529788
Fucking cannons. Sometimes dudes in mech suits lance it. The harpoons are just to keep it tethered.

>>52530532
This might work. Drive it towards a barren planet. Deprive it of whatever it needs to move and survive.

>>52529788
Space harpoons on a space ship.

>>52529788
with your dick

>>52529788

With space diet

>>52529823
I have a better plan.
step 1. bang all the aliens on your ship for fun
step 2. find massive amounts of space fish
step 3. bang all the aliens on your ship to maintain you leader ship position
step 4. same as any good plan, find as much explosives as you can carry
step 5. bang all the aliens on your ship before you all die
step 6. use fish as bait to lure the whale in, then fly in its mouth, throw the explosives, fly out its ass.
step 7.bang all the aliens on your ship in celebration of surviving

>>52529788
SPLIT THE COMMS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE SPACE WHALE
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK THE ENGINE
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL

SPACE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

>>52529788
Have your captain/pilot merge with it and bring it down to Earth where it'll die from lack of space-air.

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>>52529788
Five or six of these ought to do it.

>>52529788
By bullying it to death.

>>52529788
I assume you just disrupt its ability to access space tumblr, and time will do the rest.

>>52530670
Why not fill the space fish with space explosives?

>>52529788
Depends on setting.

>>52531945
kek

>>52529797
beat me to the punch

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>killing the space whales
This is pointless, listen to my song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOmwtAXVI00

>>52529788
Clearly this is a job for Space Ahab.

Now I want to come up with some kind of space druid who communes with planet sized creatures that roam space.

>>52530670
Kirk pls go.

>>52529886
>>52530848
These guy's know what's up.

Alternatively, give a space whale a magical G.P.S and watch it go splat upon reaching it's destination.

>>52529788
Why? Killing him won't bring back my arm and it won't bring back your leg. It won't bring any of it back. But whether you succeed or fail, how many people need to die?

>>52535344
Stabbing it with a knife also works fine, you just need know EXACTLY where to stab it.

>>52529788

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-45NTlgp-o

Send prisoners.

>>52533860
>Space-Ahab goes out in his customized fighter craft
>Harpoons the whale and engages his laser-tether
>Whale slips into a wormhole, dragging Ahab along with him

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>>52530670
>not banging the space whale

>>52536035
Or tricking the space whale into taking your own magic (sabotaged) GPS system and then presumably eat the space whale and it's lover's corpses after the magic GPS leads to them both to dying horribly.

With a kitchen knife.

>>52538325
Already brought up.

Set up the interdimensional Illuminati group composed of like five people and then run a several decade long plan to gather together all crazy people with special abilities to go fight the space whale after it starts killing everyone.

>>52538443
But remember that the most important part of the plan is that the drugged-up kid gives two two-word notes to one particular costumed lunatic with smoke inhalation, won't work otherwise.

Sounds like a job for Captain Catachan!