ITT, post your /tg/ 「STAND」

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>>52513292

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And I'm out

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Arriver!

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Still pissed they didn't reprint in MM3 with a new disco pose.

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This is how I stand

What the hell is a stand?

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>>52513040

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>>52516103
It's something from Jojo's bizarre adventure. Like a guardian spirit or something. I'm not sure on the specifics.

>>52516103
I'll try to give you a basic rundown, but you should just watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, it's really really good. Shilling aside, a Stand is more or less a guardian spirit born from a persons mental strength and willpower. A Stand can be literally anything, with any kind of power, in any way you can imagine, though nothing reality shattering usually. A Stand can be awoken in several ways, from being pierced with a special arrow (though this may kill you if you're too weak a person to handle the power of a Stand), having a living ancestor or strong relative gain a Stand of their own, or simply being born with one. Also, all Stands are named after famous songs, albums, or pop culture figures, as the creator of JoJo is in love with Western culture. Examples include Highway Star, Stone Free, Black Sabbath, Gold Experience, Soft &Wet, and many more. If you have any other question, either go to or ask of your local JoJofags, have a nice day.

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>>52515996
Clearly squatting

>>52517489
Fuck off, jojofag.
Jojo is shit, and its fans are worse.

You're like bronies, except without the decency of staying in your containment board.

>>52517489
>all Stands are named after famous songs, albums, or pop culture figures
No thanks.

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>>52518017
>That being the part you take issue with
Far more interesting than standard anime power names desu.

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>>52517987
And you are even worse mate

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>>52518017
Aw, you mean you don't wanna know about Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?

>>52521280
Not really, but that is kind of funny.

>>52513347
Best post

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>>52521384
Its a pretty cool Stand power too.
「Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap」 or 「D4C」 for short allows the user Funny Valentine, who just so happens to be the President of the United States, the ability to move himself and any object or person he's in contact with across multiple dimensions, but only if he's being pressed between two objects.

The kicker is that, while Funny is able to interact with his various AU selves no problem, and can even switch and pass off his Stand to them if he dies, Other people who come in contact with their AU selves aren't that lucky, and instead get the Time Cop treatment where the two people end up being obliterated when they come into contact

Yes, it is a bit OP, be he is the main antagonist of Part 7 for a reason

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I guess the stand's name should be something akin to 「HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER」or something.

>>52513258
the stand is on the left

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「Genghis Khan」

>>52522272
>not 「Dschinghis Khan」

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>>52516110
Well I mean if we're just gonna do that-

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Dunno if this counts.

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「Rhinomite」

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S P I C E G I R L S

I'm a dirty phone poster. Can't use the brackets.

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>>52517987

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「The Last Crusade」
Stand is in front

>>52523241
>nebezial
Why does that person's art always give me a weird boner?

>>52513347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5kLxQGbRYg

>>52523500
「 D I O D O U B L E - G 」

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Also my ghost waifu

>>52523930
itsalwaystoosoon.jpg

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https://youtu.be/QdGD3Ukb3Q0

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>>52523930

WoTC story plan:
>Create amazing fantasy world with several diverse cultures, each with their own separate, amazing histories and characters
>Create characters in said cultures with intricate backgrounds, hopes, accomplishments, and interesting personalities.
>Create on character in particular whom everyone fell in love with almost instantly, who was effectively a paragon of her kind and was able to show that even in a doomed world, one was able to care for their family, even if they weren't truly related
>THEN throw all of that wonderful fluff out the window in favor of WE NEED MORE DRAGONS
>That character you all fell in love with? Yeah she's dead and her story didn't matter.

I didn't buy any fucking Dragons of Tarkir packs because I was so fucking pissed.

>>52524143
You again, heh.

>>52524301
Feel like trump would'nt have a punch ghost

>>52524770
He would. His stand 「 THE WALL 」 lets him jump briefly backwards in time, thus allowing him to form and maintain his unstumpable appearance

>>52524973
Would sweet little lies be any minor lie told by Hillary becomes true, this cant affect big stuff like changing the outcome of world war 2 but it can change small things that could later sipral into big things

>>52525014
Sweet little lies lets her lie without consequence

>>52525198
So people dont believe it but they never call her out on it, idk sounds a little weak for a Villain Stand

>>52525321
No most people DO believe it cause of the stand, other stand users are immune but it's still one hell of a normal fighter. I agree it's a bit weak though

>>52517987
This.

>>52513509
why do i feel like the middle-right hussar's lance is being used as a selfie-stick?

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>>52517987
Its not nice to make fun of memes that predate you anon

Seriously, you fags never complained back in 2007 when JoJo memes on 4chan were at their peak, before the animu happened at least, why the sudden change of heart?

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>>52526220
Well it's either that or he's lancing the photographer.

>>52526261
Probably because "WRYY" was it's own meme, taken more from the video game than anything else.

Also, memes fucking die, you retard. Next thing I know, you're going to try and say people should be posting cock mongler and happy negro more.

And, beyond all else, jojo is fucking garbage, and spammed by faggots. Not posted by them, spammed. You can find them at their worst all over this site, making gay threads just to spam about their obsession.

They really are just brony-wannabes, and it's weird for you to try and connect them with an ancient meme of the past when they're really just a new outcropping of faggots thanks to the anime and the desire to spam gay forced memes.

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>>52526325
C'mon, step it up

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[ MESSAGE ]
source: Thrilling intent
It's a Pathfinder dnd session in the form of a tv show.

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「AEROSMITH」 incoming!

>>52526431
Innit that the name Of Narancia's stand from part 5? The little remote controlled plane?

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「S H O C K T R E A T M E N T」

>>52526652
Why not Thunderstruck?

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i always liked how he changes from rhapsody to requiem when he ranks up

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>>52526319
Y'know, this post seems almost verbatim to a similiar one that appeared in the recen Worm thread

What is with /tg/ and being flooded with redditor board police lately?

>>52526531

I'm reading part 5, just got to Osasis and Green Day, and I dunno, kinda hard to care about these characters. They are all kinda bleh, and Mista's hat is really dorky looking.

What is Part 6 like?

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>>52521280
taking the napkin was such a cool metaphor

>>52526832
What is it with faggots transparently spamming this board?

Seriously. Do you think you're not obvious pieces of shit?

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「MAGNUS」is apparently the name of an Album.

Also their models have the same pose

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>>52513040
「PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE」

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>>52526852
Part 6 is ass, aside from Pucci.
Part 7 though is the best one of the series
Part 8 is shaping out to be kinda good, if drawing a bit from Part 4. Though I will admit that Gappy and Joshu are kinda difficult to care about in the beginning

Also, if you change your mind on Part 5, you can also try to find Shameless Purple Haze if you like. But its not mandatory, in fact its super optional, and definitely not for you if you still end up not liking Part 5

>>52526918
What is it with faggot loser anons who have no worth outside of being anon thinking they have the authority to decide what should and shouldn't be on a board that once prided itself on being "the only board you need" and being better at discussion of various topics than even the boards made for said topics.

Also fuck you read Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure.

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>>52526961
I have inside me blood of kings?

>>52526852
It's the only female Jojo, But despite that the main protagonist team's gender breakdown is 2 girls, 2 guys, 1 ghost child (No stand but can see them? It's unclear) and one consciousness formed of a colony of invertebrates

>>52526852

>doesn't like Mista hat

>>52526967
Joshuu is kinda designed to be unlikable

>>52526967
What is it with you faggot spammers acting like "the only board you need" wasn't some bullshit faggot spammers spammed in order to try and pretend that their faggot spam wasn't faggot spam?

You fucking faggot spammer.

>>52526982
>1 ghost child
wait, who are you referring to? Because Emporio has a Stand, and its 「Burning Down the House」. Its just pretty weak and non-combative because he supposedly inherited a shitty version of his Mom's because he lacks proper fighting spirit.

>>52527038
For some reason I always thought emporio was a ghost. I guess I was being retarded whilst reading part six.

>>52527063
He's not a ghost.
「Burning Down the House」 allows him to recreate a pocket dimension reminiscent to a room within a building, so long as said building had burnt down in the past. However, the recreation is a memory, so the room is semi-real, and can have ghostly qualities to it, kinda like a hologram, though he can still use them as if they were real, like the computer.

>>52527143
That's probably why I thought he was a ghost

>>52526986

Mista's hat is stupid. Even for Jojo.

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「 D I G I T A L L O V E 」

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>>52527701
「Remote Romance」 is cooler

>>52526314
I get that reference!

>>52527514
>90s/00s Italian Youth Gangster fashion
What did you expect?

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「 RAG'N'BONE MAN」

>>52529212
Isn't that Sheer Heart Attack?

>>52526347
I bet you're happy you managed to post that image the only possible time it could be relevant to anything.

>>52529212
>>52530654
NO WEAKNESSES

>>52523556
he also draws lots of lesbian bdsm scenes.

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「GREEN DAY」

>>52527031
Your life would probably be a lot less miserable if you didn't try so hard to not enjoy things :^)

>>52516103
Think guardian spirit with powers ranging from "Superhumanly strong, fast, and precise and shouts ORA ORA ORA! while machine gun pummeling things" to "Can turn objects it touches into explosives" and basically any other ability you can think of.

>>52540265
Really? You honestly though it was worth it to necro this thread to tell someone something that someone already said?

>>52540316
Yup. Fite me, fagg0t.

>>52540316
To be fair, spiting JOJO?!?! [Autistic screeching] fags is fun. Almost as fun as laughing at >bbeg Ugh. Anon

>>52540428
Spiteposting just makes everyone hate you more.
There really is no easier way to convince people you are just a spamming troll than to spitepost.

>>52540479
Yeah. Cuz actively looking for the mere mention of a phrase you don't just you can re-re-re-repost
>bbeg
Ugh.
Is so much better than calling out said person on their autism.

>>52540549
You're right, all your effort has really stopped or even slowed down the number of people saying ugh whenever BBEG is mentioned.

Oh, wait, it seems that it's doing the exact opposite.

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>>52543612
I laffed

>>52516129
Basically, physic powers represented with (usually) humanoid forms.

>>52540615
He's a self-identified shitposter. He's constantly angry at everyone around him, and always will be, for daring to have visible emotions. Nothing you say is going to break through his egotistical posturing, you're just going to convince him to declare himself The Winner before moving on to the next thing to feign interest in.

All that's really important is that there's a difference between people who actually like things and want to enjoy them, and people who pretend to like things they know are bad to justify their perpetual war on the world.