>the dragon is covered in pancakes

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>the dragon IS pancakes

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>>52506055

>The Pickle wants to eat the pancakes...And the Dragon

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>>52506055
>this dragon is looking at his birthday gift

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>>52506055
>dragon is a cake
Ara ara
I need better/diverse image

>>52506123
Pansnakes.

>>52509088
Its got appealing cameltoe and anime girlskin and shit. Perfectly acceptable if you're into that junk!

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>>52506055
WHY is the dragon covered in pancakes?

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>>52509088
got you

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>>52509456
Lucoa is proof that God exists and wants my dick to be happy.

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>>52509677
>Lucoa
>not Kanna

>>52510552
https://youtu.be/2wqTnwJGvtc

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>>52510563
wwwhat the fuck

>>52510584
What are you having trouble understanding, anon?

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>>52510589
Everything, my love.
Everything.

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>>52510552
lets just agree that the ways of the Lord are numerous

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>>52511379

>>52506123
seriously do americans actually do this?
>mix flour, milk, eggs, butter, sugar
>fry that shit in the pan with more butter
>pour fucking syrup on it, sugar sugar sugar!
>sprinkle more sugar on it, need at least 1000% of reccomended daily intake, its gotta sparkle when you die
>hmm somethings missing
>I KNOW lets just place 500 grams of butter on top it
>Oh wow this is tas- *dies of heart attack and diabetus*

>>52506123
I'm pancake!

>>52512160
Back to /ck/, >do Americans really
Poster

>>52512160
>blames heartattack on obamacare

>>52512160
>getting triggered by a dragon made of flapjacks

The worst is yet to come.

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>>52512325

>>52509677
As great as her PLOT and BACKSTORY are, she has basically no character at all that isn't just cheap fanservice. We get like, what, two or three scenes in the whole show where she isn't unintentionally(?) trying to /ss/ or undergoing some smutty outfit hijinks? Even Fafnir and Elma get more character development in a fraction of the screen time. (Though I personally class both of them as Best Dragons anyway, so I may be biased. Lucoa's lack of character is criminal either way.)

>>52509088
Is that it's dick on the left??

>>52506055
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

>>52512827
There's manga right?
I mean I haven't checked but I assume there is.
Gonna go looking for that soon...

>>52513564
>manga
Huh?
Really?
...Huh.

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>the dragon's tail is a buttplug

>>52517104
>the buttplug is pancakes

>>52512160
>seriously do americans actually do this?
>mix flour, milk, eggs, butter, sugar
No, we normally just use pancake mix.

>>52512160
Add salt and baking powder, remove sugar, replace milk with buttermilk.
The rest is right, if exaggerated. Make sure to set the stove a bit below medium for a nice, even pancake.

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>>52517354
>pancake mix.

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>>52518544
i want to show that girl my pic related

>>52512160
>t. never had a set of pancakes

>>52513546
Best post. Good job, sir. Have an internet.

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This dragon likes pancakes.
But why are we associating dragons and pancakes? Is there some sort of association already? I thought it was just an oddball thing in Rune Factory 4 (because everyone in that game is crazy, the dragon is no exception) but now here's more dragon and pancake pictures.

>>52512160
Whatever nation you are from is inferior and you are inferior.

>>52519541
>This dragon can't be married

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>the dragon accepts pizza delivery as tribute

>>52512160
OBSESSED

>>52520044
One of the only two downsides of the game, I know.
The other being RNG dependent events fffffffffff

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>>52520162
>Trying forever to get Margaret's wedding event
>Takes a full irl week of trying just to get it to move on

>>52512160
O B S E S S E D
B
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S
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>>52506055
Can we take a quick moment here and talk about how great cooking is?
You know, it always put me off that people usually speak about cooking in derogatory manner like "back to the kitchen, woman" or completely ignore it in favor of fast food.

I mean, think about it: out of all the traditional household chores - cooking, laundry, cleaning etc. - cooking is probably the most interesting one, where you can be creative and experiment with stuff.
It's also the only chore that actually brings active pleasure to whoever consumes the food - I mean, does it ever make a difference in casual circumstances whether your room is sterile or merely reasonably clean?
But in cooking - it does! The difference between merely a passsable cook and a talented cook is like the difference between the earth and the sky.

I've thought about what it would be like to be a housewife/househusband to a loved husband/wife, and honestly, cooking is probably one of the saving graces of being a housewife/househusband. Like, holy fucking shit, you simply don't appreciate how great it is to eat good food prepared by your loved one until you try it.

>>52519541
Is rune factory any good? I heard it was like harvest moon

>>52520189
I still haven't managed to get Arc 3.
Or marry the fox.

>>52520272
It's the best spinoff of the series and arguably better than most, if not every HM game. 4 is one of the best 3ds games.

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>>52512160
explains a lot doesn't?

americucks.

>>52520292
Eh, I haven't played the fourth one, because I don't own a 3DS, but Frontier was the tightest shit ever, except for the Runey mechanic.
The next best one in my experience is 3, but, honestly, once you go Frontier, you can't go back.

>>52520272
It's a great game and better than most of the HM games proper.
And the NPCs are all fucking crazy it's great.
Seriously, the only real problems are that some major things (the third story arc and the marriage events in particular) are RNG dependant - the game throws an event from the pool of events at you every so often, which COULD be those but could be one of many others, and some of the generic ones are repeatable - and the fact that you can't marry the dragon.
Why can't you marry the dragon I would actually play as a guy if I could.

>>52520364
Lets just ASSUME for a moment that you could... marry.. the dragon, okay?

Like, hypothetically, if I was a dragon... uh.. remember, this is just for pretend, what would you do with me? Being that I'm a dragon and all. HYPOTHETICALLY of course.

>>52520405
In this extremely hypothetical situation, I would love Lady Ventuswill with all of my heart and feed her pancakes cooked to perfection every single day

>>52520497
I would lead her on and say no on her wedding day. She's so fun to bully!

>>52520497
I would enjoy that and I would love you too!

I-I MEAN, THATS WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WAS, haha was an uh, uh a dragon, ha;

>>52520516
You're so cruel!

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>>52519289

>>52512160
I think pancakes are disgusting, but it's weird that you're flipping out over the butter.

If you eat loads of oil, then loads of carbs, you'll store most of the carb in your fat,
but if you eat loads of carbs, then loads of oil, you'll shit out the excess oil.

The human body is pretty good at regulating oil metabolism.
Not so good about carbs, since you're only really "supposed" to find a surplus of them right before winter.


Anyways,
Processed and/or rancid oils are really unhealthy, but properly oils can be safely consumed in any quantity.
I mean, at some point you might get Aspiration Pneumonia. But you'd basically have to be trying for it.

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>>52512160
Why do you care so much

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>>52509456

>>52523354
Sauce?
I need it for dragon research purposes.

>>52523711
I don't know. I can't remember where I got it from. Possibly from /tg/.

It could be Penny Brown.

>>52512160

In fairness, Canada come up with it first.

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>>52506055
"HARK! THAT IS NOT A DRAGON COVERED IN PANCAKES, THAT *IS* A PANCAKE DRAGON! BEWARE IT'S MAPLE SYRUP BREATH!"

>>52523354
that bulge in the bottom left is suspicious

>>52524123
Pancake dragons can be easily appeased though. As can most of the breakfast dragons

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I've got a few others like this I found but it's a zergling and a stingray (along with the pancake snake that someone posted earlier)

>>52524430
with tits like that why would you care?

>>52524604
I wasnt complaining :^)

I love this thread, everything about it is perfection.

>>52523841
from an age and a place where if you didn't eat your bodyweight in carbs, sugar, and fat you wouldn't make it through winter.

modern days, not so much

>>52506055
That is not a dragon, that is a cobra like lizard!
>>52506123
That is not a dragon, that is dwarven culinary expertise!
>>52506148
That is not a dragon, that is a dinosaur
>>52506382
That is a dragon, but dragons do not like birthdays.
>>52509088
That is not a dragon, that is j-List!
>>52517104
That is not a dragon, that is a dinosaur!
>>52519541
That is a dragon but it is also a lanklet
>>52520062
That is not a dragon, that is jar jar's sister
>>52524556
That is a dragon forced to enjoy halloween
>>52524573
That is not a dragon, that is a wyvern

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Hey, this lizard is also a wizard!

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>>52527392
The OP's post is not a cobralike lizard, it's a lagiacrus, a type of leviathan

>>52527392
And >>52506148 is a Brute Wyvern. Or a pickle!
>>52517104 is just a weeb Brute Wyvern.

>>52527508
Why he got a big mouth? Is that for eating pancakes?

>>52527531
wyverns have 2 legs 2 wings and a bank of america account.

>>52527553
Flying Wyverns do, yes, except the ones whose wings have atrophied to uselessness. So do some Bird Wyverns and Snake Wyverns. Brute Wyverns and Fanged Wyverns do not (the former being bipeds with variably developed forelimbs, the latter pure quadrupeds), and Piscine Wyverns have fins and legs and are annoying pieces of shit that need to be removed REMOVE PISCINE WYVERNS.

>>52527647
But even flightless wyverns still have uses for wings. They can use them to blanket you when you snuggle up and rest with one for the night!

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>>52527709
No I mean, this giant shit is a Flying Wyvern. All that's left of its wings are these little nubs you can't even see in this pic that jut out of its forelimbs

>>52527842
That looks more like a basilisk than anything else.

>>52524624
Wishful thinking ...
It's not a dick, just a delicious puffy vulva.

>>52516899
Kobayashi gets a dick in one chapter.

>>52527553
For shooting massive amounts of steam and eating hunters whole.

>>52527899
Nah, it's just really big, digs through ice, and fucks with the local terrain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s48tEkjS4P0

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>>52528027
>Kobayashi gets a dick in one chapter.
Tell us more!

>>52528035
steam is like the shittiest element and isnt that a bad thing? then the hunter can just attack from the inside

>>52528039
I don't believe it. everyone knows that putting a lizard in the refridgerator will put it to sleep.

>>52528108
Good thing it isn't a lizard then, it's a Flying Wyvern.

>>52528133
No its not. Find me 5 instances of it actually flying and solve a captcha to prove you're not a robot and then I might believe you.

>>52528108
Maybe, maybe not. Depends on the equipment they brought. Ya ain't gonna be swinging that greatsword inside of it, thats for sure.

Also, it can produce lightning, which may include inside its stomach. You asked why it had such a wide mouth, you never asked a rundown of all its abilities, or how it incapacitates and eats.

>>52528159
It is a Flying Wyvern because Flying Wyvern is the order name for the group it's in. It itself cannot fly (nor has functional wings), but it is related to and descended from a bunch of things that can fly and have functional wings
Or are you going to say ostriches aren't birds because they can't fly?
RAYON SWAN

>>52528233
ostridges are vehicles.
>Source: I have rode one

>>52528217
That's stupid. Why would a dinosaur ever need a car battery in it's belly?

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>>52528159
Call it Pseudo-Wyvern then.
They have four limbs and if their forelimbs are wings, they are smaller than that of other wyverns and in some species have become only vestigial or completely gone.

>>52528283
Its not in its belly, it apparently produces it by rapidly moving its cells, and stores the resultant electricity in the spikes on its spine, where it can discharge it in various ways. I could see a defensive measure in ones stomach if something doesn't wanna go down right.

>>52528337
And yet, pseudowyverns are still a form of flying wyvern.
Taxonomy!

>>52528337
It's weird, but it works.

>>52528366
I would imagine that would hurt like hell though, zapping your innards. But what happens if you throw a copper-gilded net onto its back?

>>52528396
i would imagine the spikes would still store the electricity until it decides to discharge it, where it would be dispersed somewhat into the net.

That said, the net would likely have little effect because when it discharges, it discharges across its entire body, usually.

>>52528396
I'd rather tase my stomach for a moment then get stabbed in it.

Nature's weird.

>>52528396
But yes, look at that monster in that post.
That is a tigrex.
It can fly. Not very well, and it only does so to GTFO, but it can fly. It mostly likes to CHAAARGE all day long, in between bouts of airplane-loud roaring
Now take those wings, and shrink the wingfinger down and down and down and down.
Then make the creature itself fuckhuge.
Adapt it to arctic climates, and you've got an Ukanlos.
Adapt it to fucking volcanos, and you've got Akantor

>>52528478
akanator is the web jenie

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>>52528589
Akantor is another giant shithead like Ukanlos, this one with a roar that takes the form of a wind tunnel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNrUSM4TWMg

>>52528337

Fucking lazy no-good wyverns, taking the jobs of dragons

>>52528660
Elder Dragons are some weird shit man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgYPYJhmVV0

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>>52528386
>Taxonomy!
Hey, now that's a word I like.

Let me put forward some weird stuff I've been genuinely thinking about.

All wyverns are in some way related for what I can get.
Why the hell do Velociprey have seven claws on each hand?
Even the Plesioth has only five "fingers" on it's finwings, and other wyverns have five or less fingers.
If the wyverns in that world evolved the same way real animals did, the possible amphibiam ancestor of all of them could be a small amphibiam with a ridiculously high number of fingers, like real world's Acanthostega, and the number of fingers may have decreased with time and speciation.
The fingers of the Velociprey could be an indication of them being an evolutionary line that got separated from the rest a long time ago and either keeps the many fingers or was separated for enough time as to develop them again.

Also, Fatalis being the ancestor of all is bullshit and myth.

>>52528762
I don't think Elder Dragons should count for any kind of taxonomical anything.
Fuckers are bullshit and magic.
No sense of right or wrong.

>>52527842
I don't understand why they changed the Pseudowyvern name.