What would the dark god of ball sports be like?

Fit

Why he gotta be dark?

>>52503700
In fantasyland, dark means shadow. Shadow means EVILLLL

>>52503505
I REQUIRE VIRGINS, VIRGINS THAT DO THE CRAB DRIBBLE.

>>52503700
lol

>>52503715
But sports aren't evil you lazy cuck.

>>52505176

are you telling me you don't want a dark and light god of good and evil, Balling eternally in the Divine Court, slam-dunking on one another, but never meaningfuly breaking their tie?

>>52503505

Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys?

>>52503505
A Match Fixer.

>>52503505
Exactly like Steph Curry. Someone small, unassuming and cocky, but wins consistently because he abuses broken facets of the game. Bonus points for an incredibly punchable face and an unjustified aura of superiority.

>>52503505
Fucking Dolan

FUCK YOU DOLAN
FUCK YOU for ruining the knicks and nit even ATTEMPTING to salvage them ever

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>>52503505
Micheal Jordan; the man is one Behelit away from literally becoming black Griffith.

It already exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6zqHKd265E

I've wanted to make a game in the vein of Blood Bowl. But instead of football it would be basketball and there would be more focus on using magical powers and mutant abilities. It would be like the Globetrotters vs mutant supermen episode of Futurama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BaOvM9jXKg

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Cristiano.
Have>MESSI be the good one.

Roger Goodell
Bill Belichick (with his champion of darkness, Tom Brady)
Jerry Jones

Nuffle already exists

>>52506529
Really? At what point did he fuck an old dude for cash or get tortured for a year and wind up completely crippled?

>>52503700
>light gods being good at sports
yeah alright, Cleric of Crackers, keep dreaming

>>52507767
>>52509027
This is cannon.

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>>52507767
>>52509027
>Barkley 2 never

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Shadow Barkley

There were those aztec/maya/whatever gods of whatever ball sport they played
From what I remember of talking about it in my world civ class (Take it at face value, the teacher's a whore) it's unclear who exactly was sacrificed, or maybe there was conflicting evidence. Sometimes all the players were after the game, sometimes the losers, maybe the winners, I don't know.

>>52512813
actually I played in a MAID game which involved Shaquille O'Neal showing up, he fought a wolf, then one of the maids beat him at basketball

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>>52509061
Show me ONE black champion curler.

>>52503505
FIFA

Evil sports god - Boisterous, likes to brag, refuses to participate in any challenge that doesn't align to his domain.

Good sports god - Nurturing, supportive, guides young athletes towards stardom and encourages people to take up new activities. Will become mortal to "try out" any new sport people make.

>>52503505
Depends on the sport, but it all consists of either trying to make a foul legitimate, or making his or her opponents foul as often as he or she could.

For instance, in peach basket, the god would often get up on his opponent's grill, no chill and often physically attack the opponent without making it look like he did.

In football, he would often drop to the ground and pretend he was injured.

>>52508451
Slamjammer 40K?

>>52509061
ice puck is the best sport

>>52515391
100% this. Their wickedness is second only to PETA.

>>52507767

doom shaka laka

>dark
As in evil?
Like that soccer player who keeps pretending he's hurt. Bending rules, playing to win, throwing tantrums and at the same time being a mediocre player.

>>52503505
DUNKS FOR THE DUNK GOD! POINTS FOR THE POINT THRONE! LET THE GALAXY SLAAAAAAMMMMM!

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>>52518271
DUUUUUNNNNK.

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>>52512882

>>52503505
he'd be the kind of dude that made that basketball game tape SCP

>>52503700

Man why you gotta make everything about race?

>>52519083
Oh.
Oh God.