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Pathfinder General /pfg/

One more name in the Dead Book Edition:

What's you character's body count at? Do you keep score?

Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hAfKSnWW

Current Playtests: https://pastebin.com/quSzkadj

Old Thread: >>52470303
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>>52473986
Do you remember how many breads you've eaten?
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What happened to reviewanon, is it still happening?
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I want to make a Rogue, gestalt, level 1 or so, all 3pp allowed, flaws traits. Any good ways, assuming I want to somehow make use of the actual rogue class even if it's via multiple archetypes like the rogue genius book? Wasn't there some sort of beguiler PDF around that had a way to turn your weapon into shadow mithril?
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>>52474005
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>>52474024
No.
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>>52474030
ゴゴゴゴ
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What can you do with the extra waking characters you get from a Ring of Sustenance?
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>>52474072
>>52474030
>>52474005
DIIIIIOOOOOOO!!
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>>52474074
DELET
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>>52474074
Craft items for the rest of the group because even though everyone agrees to pitch in with their own crafting feats, they all end up dragging their feet come level 3 and I always end up as the bitch that needs to craft everything for everyone.
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>>52474025

Dumb option: Go Kasatha Slayer//Rogue, dual wield a pair of big two handed beatsticks for +buttloads of Sneak Attack.
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>>52474097
What game, anon? I'll be your crafting feat bitch for you. I'll even hold your dipping sauce for you. I'll be your crafting feat/dipping sauce bitch.
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>>52474118
Nah, I like my humans
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>>52474118
>20 RP
never ever ever happening
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I've never seen /pfg/ this quiet

I bet you're all out fucking girls and drinking and having fun

And i'm just here, fapping in the dark, crying
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>>52474141
Go Fighter + Scout Rogue. Finesse training by level 6 to finesse a greatsword or bastard sword. Full dex to AC in armor with a Mithral Breastplate.

Now here's the fun. Take the Swordplay Style line so you can Combat Expertise with little penalty and immediate action feint anybody that misses you against your huge AC. Enjoy always being able to sneak attack while being a counter attacking tank that makes the Warder blush.
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>>52474221
3D sex isn't worth it, Anon. You're not missing anything except disappointment and betrayal.
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>>52474141

Fucking racist, good riddance the world is getting rid of filth like you.
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>>52474217
RP is a poor subsystem.
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>>52474221
The last 2 or 3 threads have exhausting our shitposting reservoirs. We need to rest to replenish our strength.
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>>52474128
Every single game that I get into where crafting is allowed. With literally no exceptions regardless of who I play with.
>Save early GP so I can afford a ring of sustenance before level 3
>Finally have some money to spare
>Nobody buys a wand of CLW
>Awkward silence when I say we should get one
>"Haha looks like I'll get my headband of casting stat later after I buy this then"
>Finally reach level 3
>Excitement because I can finally get some good items
>Vivisectionist kun: "Gee, it would be great if I had a means of bypassing dr/magic"
>Craft him an AoMF
>Prepare to craft my headband of stat after finishing
>Ranger kun: "Gee anon, it would be great if I could have a dex belt"
>Be a good cuck and craft him his belt
>Eventually we reach level 5 and I still have no magic items aside from my ring and if I'm lucky, a haversack
>One member of the party eventually takes some ability damage and forces the group to stop for a couple of days as he sleeps it off
>Finally craft some shit
>Ask everyone to pitch in for a wand of lesser restoration
>Awkward silence
>Ranger says he's saving up for falcon bracers and implies he expects me to craft it for him as soon as he has the money ready
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>>52474293

>Implying anyone would want to have sex with people that post here anyway.
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>>52474221
You sound like a PLD app

I can relate
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>>52474302
Wherein being four-armed is grossly UNDER valued if anything.
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Reviewanon come back

We need you
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>>52474221

Lots of us autists run games on friday nights....but you're right.

Most of /pfg/, going by what I've seen of the Discord are ages 16-24 and live in the SF Bay Area, so they have active social lives.

Anomalies like my thirtysomething year old ass are rare.
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>>52474221
I'm prepping for my Reign of Winter game. Is Book 6 really that bad? Post in spoilers cause I know some of my players read this thread.
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Why does everyone hate Broken Blade, Primal Fury, and Scarlet Throne but give Elemental Flux a free pass?
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>>52474353
Broken blade's damage numbers are ABSURD
Primal Fury has similar problems
Scarlet Throne's only real problem is Zenith Strikes
Whats wrong with Elemental flux?
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>>52474353

Because E. Flux needs support from class features that aren't handed out like candy to function.

Class features that work off a limited pool, no less.
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>>52474341
>Anon starts reviewing Dragons 2 apps
>Really want to ask his opinion but decide I'll wait my turn
>Never get rolled
>Application period spontaneously ends
>Get accepted

I'm still curious to this day.
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Can I play a Hussar Warlord (Steelfist Commando?)
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>>52474353
Energy Damage is cool, and often highly resisted. It usually requires you to use a boost to bypass it, rather than using that boost to actually do something like "do damage to another dude" or something.
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Spheres of Power question:
Is there any way to reduce the cost of a sphere effect (from 1 to 0)? I'm fine with paying with something else like increased cast-time. Heck, my build is flexible enough to possibly even take a 1 level dip for it. Possibly.
See, I'm really interested in making my destructive blasts into line effects, but Sculpt Blast costs a spell point. I can't really justify spending a spell point to tickle the enemies for 2d4 with a reflex save for half. (I'm deliberately taking a bad blast type for flavor reasons.)

I wouldn't mind reducing the range of the line to Close instead of Medium if that's what it takes to lose the spell point, but I'd like to see if it's possible to accomplish without asking my GM for help.
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>>52474363
>gets accepted

You're one of six then, and i think he reviewed several of them...

So are you Calsi? I think you're Calsi.
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>>52474362
Elemental Flux is super strong from the start.
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>>52474361
Elemental Flux has some of the most versatile stuff in the game, even without using Animus. E. Flux Stance is godly for a level 3 stance, and it goes up from there.

Animus just makes it that much more powerful. In HR's super-optimized group, literally everyone took that stance until the GM nerfed it.
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>>52474408
Overtuned damage again then?
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>>52474363
My heart was broken by not getting in.

As for Calsci, well. I thought she had a good combination of plot hooks, not putting too many backstory demands on the GM and being a good fit to a party as a bard.

That group would be pretty short on supports and heavy on initiators/brawlers.
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Is a crossblooded/wildblooded (draconic and primal fire) sorcerer too minmaxed as a blaster?
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>>52474412
That and overtuned versatility. A single level 3 stance that gives +4 AC and Init and +2d6 damage that can also be changed for other effects is something that no other discipline gives.
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>>52474408
>In HR's super-optimized group, literally everyone took that stance until the GM nerfed it.
And how do you know?
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>>52474439
You can't crossblood and wild-blood, but even if you could it wouldn't.

Blasting is hilariously ineffective, at it's absolute best you're a shit tier barbarian.
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>>52474408
>super-optimized group

Don't you guys have a dumbass bard?
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>>52474417
The main problem I think the Dragons2 party based on the party comp is a lack of ranged damage

Like

Up front: Rory, Rorymei, Aurora
Support Casters: Liozis and Calsi

Rinka is a weird sheet with her Gulch Gunner archetype, but she can do ranged combat and is probably fine. Might want to consider swapping up her gunslinger archetype as i don't think she will have any real reason to get up close with a frontline like that.

>>52474439
Make it Draconic and Orc, and stack Blood Havoc ontop

Burn them anon

BURN THEM ALL.
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>>52474342
>Most of /pfg/, going by what I've seen of the Discord are ages 16-24 and live in the SF Bay Area
Well no, those are just the ones autistic enough to participate in a /pfg/ discord. Most of us wouldn't want anyone to know we come to this god forsaken excuse for a general
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>>52474462
Why can't you? Is there some rule that says you can't take two archetypes, even if they don't conflict with one another?

>>52474481
I debated taking orc, since I'm a half-orc for the favored class bonus to fire damage. The bonus spells for elemental are so much better, though.
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>>52474393
That's right, gumshoe!

>>52474417
Thanks. Sorry things turned out for you the way they did. If it's any consolation, we're probably all about to die next week.
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>>52474496
Wildblooded and Crossblooded interfere with eachother because they both alter bloodlines
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>>52474508
That's one of the things I actually do like about PoW--it makes allowances for things that don't actually conflict that much and lets you stack archetypes more freely.
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>>52474508
Only one of the bloodlines is wildblooded, elemental. Draconic is normal, but crossed with the wildblooded (primal) elemental bloodline.
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>>52474537
Yes, but Wildblooded is actually an archetype, and as it modifies the bloodline class feature, it generally conflicts with crossblooded

Check with your DM to make sure its cool, it probably will be, but by RAW you can't take them together.
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>>52474541
Yes I'm aware, my DM okayed it since they don't directly conflict in this circumstance, I was just asking /pfg/ if they thought +2 damage per damage dice on fire spells is too /cheesy/.

For reference I'm lvl 7 sorcerer casting 9d6+21 fireballs, and 12d6+33 scorching rays if they all land.
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>>52474574
It'll be fine.

Should have taken that blood havoc for even more boom.
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>>52474581
DM was already whining that I am far too OP, which was part of the reason I wanted /pfg/'s opinion.

I don't think I could get away with another +1 damage per hitdice hehe
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>>52474601
>Dm
>whining about an op blaster

TOP
KEK
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>>52474601
>Blaster
>OP
>when the DM allowed crossblooded and wildblooded

is your DM retarded, perhaps?
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>>52474481
A couple of them could ranged in a pinch, Calsi for example

I don't think it will be exceptionally important anyway
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>>52474601
>level 7 blaster
>dealing fire damage
>this is a problem
what the fuck
the only way a level 7 fire-based blaster is a problem is that the character isn't pulling it's weight at all
by level 7 fucking 99% of the enemies either have high fire resistance, outright immunity, and/or evasion
how the HELL is your character a problem
are you still fighting goblins?
what
i don't understand
did you roll up a fire mage for a game where the enemies are all ice golems or what
like what
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>>52474364
They both replace the 1st level bonus feat, so no.

Can't be a Steelfist Bushi for the same reason.
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>>52474630
I honestly think Rinka will just have to be a bit more of their ranged damage budget, maybe utilize her AOE booms once she gets them going.
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>>52474635
It's a short game set in a tournament setting, the first team we encountered was all monks who had evasion and negated/evaded 3/4 my damage easily.

Then we fought a big enemy with 23SR, which I was lucky enough to beat on both of my attacks. I carry two different elemental metamagic rods in case a creature has fire immunity.
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>>52474672
so you beat his EPIC SINGLE-ENEMY BOSSFIGHT ENCOUNTER and he got buttmad, huh? typical
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>>52474704
Nah not even, he expected us to win I think.

He was already calling me out before the game even began, then when the other members of my party dealt similar damage (monk and magus), he's like wtf you guys all deal insane damage.
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>>52474722
A lot of normies don't seem to understand how fucking fast the paradime of PF combat shifts as you approach level 10.
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>>52474630
Calsi will be flying at like 500km/h eventually so it will be sort of whatever

I was going to say eventually all the dragons will be flying but then I remembered she's the only one in that group
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>>52474733
even plenty of good GMs don't realize that either since most games start at 1 and end at like 4 because the campaign falls apart for whatever reason
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>Making a spherecaster
>Think about grabbing Warp just for the utility
>Feel like a munchkin since it doesn't explicitly fit thematically
hm
am i an idiot?
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>>52474742
>>52474733
He's a fine DM, I just don't think he expected us to all be able to 2 shot CR12 monsters individually.

He more than doubled the HP of that CR12 23SR monster and we still dunked it in like 2 turns.

I'm not experienced at all with high level (6+) play, so I don't know what constitutes being OP since I'm so noob.
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>>52474771
yes
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>>52474771
Depends, what's your theme. Teleporting around the place is a pretty agnostic ability all things considered,
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>>52474777
increasing hp is not the way to handle this issue
resistances, SLAs, templates and actual tactics instead of tossing the monster at the players are the right approach
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If Shardwalkers has a triple-app, when will we see /pfg/'s first quadruple-app? Quintuple-app? Sextuple-app?

Is this picture representative of a typical /pfg/ party?
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>>52474819
>2 spunky punchgirls

Looks like a /pfg/ party to me
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>>52474814
And you know

Not literally throwing one big retarded monster instead of smaller enemies to support it
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>>52474814
I agree, but there is surely a fine line between balancing your players and making them 100% useless through resistances/SR whatever.

I have never DM'd so I can't really speak on it. Thanks everyone for the responses.
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>>52474813
Vaguely celestial life/light thematics on a frontline combat medic type character.
Feels like teleportation will push me away from the somewhat grounded cleric-esque caster and towards the ridiculous anime mage.
But I still kind of want teleportation.
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>>52474872
What happened to that .gif?
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>>52474872
what the fuck happened here
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Does anyone have any advice for what class a Farmer would be if I wanted to make them combat capable and available for Blingmaker?

I want to groom the fuck out of those crops.
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>>52474876
dude its all about how you fluff it

Rinka utilizes the warp sphere by pointing her gun where she wants to go, and 'shooting' herself there via magic

The best part of spheres is you can fluff the shit out of it
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>>52474819
This basically already happens in the form of nepotism and cooperative shilling.
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>>52474901
please point out a party that was formed through 'nepotism',

hard mode: No 2hu or PLD

What the fuck even is 'cooperative shilling'

there is no /pfg/ illuminati
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>>52474845
smart encounter design can turn single-enemy fights from "everyone beat the shit out of the loot pinata" to "everyone blow every last resort you have or we'll fucking die"
put every tactical disadvantage against the players and suddenly their insane damage doesn't fucking matter since the enemy is a shadowdancer they can't even find and that keeps leading them into traps all while nearly dropping them every time she pops out for a sneak attack

>>52474847
>I agree, but there is surely a fine line between balancing your players and making them 100% useless through resistances/SR whatever.
again, tactics is the important part
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>>52474878
>>52474888

It started life as an .mp4 video

Then it had to be compressed. Now it looks low quality

Like WORST EMPLOYEE'S BUILD
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>>52474895
Yeah, well, I can't figure out how to fluff it without coming off as a ridiculous anime mage.
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>>52474947
... but why?
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>>52474921
Hell's Rebels.
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>>52474956
Literally was just 2hu, and people bitched out the GM for it

Come on now, step it up, where's your hard mode answers
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>>52474921

This mostly seems to be a criticism leveled towards HR.
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>>52474953
>not being a ridiculous anime mage
>current year
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>>52474074
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>>52474960
What was wrong with what the HR GM did?
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>>52474969
what he should have done is not revealed that 2hu had a guaranteed spot desu
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>>52474980
But then people would have complained about 2hu being in the game.
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>>52475002
they complained about that anyways
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As somebody who made it into Hell's Rebel's group 2, /pfg/ needs to shut the fuck up. It's been almost a week now, and the bitching doesn't cease. The GM is well within his rights to invite WHOEVER the FUCK he wants into his games, and no amount of petty bitching on an anonymous image board will affect that. If you are still assdamaged that you didn't get in, make your own game, and invite whoever the fuck you want into it.
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>>52474343
Let's be honest, anything that could happen after Book 5 would've been a step down.
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>>52475011
Did 2hu make the game crash yet?
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>>52475024
WITH NO SURVIVORS

Nah it seems to be going fine.
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>>52475021
Which character is yours?
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>>52474963
Honestly, it just makes a character feel weaker when they teleport/fly places they could walk/climb to. I dunno, I must be an idiot.
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>>52475021
Kill yourself.

I didn't even apply, but can already tell your a massive fucking faggot. Just shut the fuck up, and enjoy your game.
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>>52474955
Because foxes belong IN THE TRASH

Coyotes are cooler anyhow!
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>>52475029
How do you know?
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>>52475042
I'm not in the game but I talk to the GM and things seem ok

2hu's build had to be nerfed but thats ok
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>>52474994
>>52475041
How fucking dare you
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>>52475040
You sure showed me. I'll be sure to stay in my place from now on. And I am enjoying the game, even if it's going a bit slow at the moment.
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>>52475041
i saw you fuck up that post, anon

>>52474963
if you're using SoP and you don't go balls-to-the-walls flashy anime bullshit mode, you're doing it wrong
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>>52474872
>>52474947
>>52475041
Excuse me while I have a GRAND OL' TIME OVER HERE while someone fruitlessly shitposts.
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>>52475071
Exactly, SoP lets you be maximum anime.
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>>52475059
I have never told you a lie, anon.

Okay maybe once but that was for your own good.

>>52475071
Okay fine I did fuck it up, but that was because of meme magic interrupting me.

>>52475075
Fine, have fun with your knights and foxes and waifus and gnolls
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>>52475041

I respectfully disagree.

I do like coyotes, though. I hear them sometimes where I live.
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>>52474964
her immediate response of "please don't give up! don't give up, I'm begging you!" was almost endearing.

almost.
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>>52474921
>cooperative shilling
My guess would be the idea that certain people help each other in shilling their characters in the thread. It probably does happen.
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>>52475124
It probably doesn't
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>>52475128
It does and has happened.
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>>52475102
I can respect your respectful disagreement, anon. That's respectable

I really want a pet coyote. They look cute and FLUFFY!
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What is the skill check for irrumation?
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>>52475138
prove it?
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>>52475128
It probably does. Just look how much shit runs down into these threads from those Discord chucklefucks.
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>>52475139

Coyotes are filthy sacks of predatory shit that deserve to be shot.

t. Ranchero
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>>52475155
Literally none of it?

The Discord is the saddest place i've ever seen desu, its mostly Vult whining.
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>>52475144

For the one getting throat-fucked, or the one doing the throat-fucking?

Getting throat-fucked is a Fort save to hold your breath and a Will save to keep from gagging, throat-fucking requires no check.
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>>52475155
I'm in the discord right now. Literally fucking nothing has happened in the discord. There isn't an Illuminati. You're just anti-social, and can't talk to people without exploding from Aspergers and autism.
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>>52475158
I know, that's what makes them better than foxes.

Kitsune will try to be your waifu, and will playfully trick you. Coyotls will just straight up fuck your shit up because they're assholes, no messing with that. I can respect that, asshole to asshole.
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Rolled 5 (1d11)

>>52459595
Okay, so the list:

1. Swinsly Rockwell
2. Sora Onitsu
3. Gerund C. Legg (DONE: >>52460354 )
4. Zokat
5. 「Blossom Hearthschilde」
6. Katherine Elbourne (DONE: >>52460086 )
7. Akane Kohakuren
8. Levia Umboros (DONE: >>52459704 )
9. Tanith Umboros
10. Shezare Umboros
11. Rio Eliyan aka "10-21"
12. Mari AKA Crimson Gleam
13. Brynhildr d'Ivrea
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>>52475181
based
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>>52474994
Nsara you aren't even a person you living trash heap
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>>52475180
Rory please go, next you'll tell me you respect Gnolls
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>>52475193
Ew gnolls are gross, they rape things and enslave people, which isn't cool. Coyotes are much better. They're just assholes. Assholes that wear sunglasses and leather glasses and sell you weed in the parking lot.
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>>52475055
>2hu's build had to be nerfed but thats ok

Is anyone surprised?
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>>52475224
No if anything its expected
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>>52474876
I may be a bit late, but what your suggesting worked perfectly fine for Prince Lothric, and that kid's a cripple.

Come to think of it, Lothric makes an excellent Sphere Oracle
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>>52475165
>its mostly Vult whining
Ah, right, this never appeared in the threads. My mistake.
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>>52474819
i'll try to talk the meme team into a full party app

mostly because they didn't include me in their plans. we could have been a... what's a trio made of 4 people? a queero?
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>>52475224
I'm surprised it actually listened and nerfed it instead of shitting itself and crying.
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>>52475236
Vult whines on Discord, vult also whines in thread

shocking.
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>>52475237

It's called a quartet, and a group of five is a quintet.
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>>52475237
A quartet!
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>>52474953
>>52475231
I forgot a pic and a second post to respond to
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>>52475165

For an engineer who works on car designs he seems to spend a lot of time shitposting on 4chan and discord. But then, Puellareview seems to do a lot of whining on his behalf, too.

I got into the wrong line of work.
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>>52475263
Right?
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I cannot work out a good pitch for the life of me, my friends just join my games because none of them want to DM.

Like all I can think right now is, "party are in a crew of sky pirates raiding airships" and can't think of how to make that not sound like a one-shot.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>52475181

AKANE KOHAKUREN
>used to be a fox on an isolated shard
>a visitor arrives singing of adventure
>try to sing along
>suck
>want to be human SO bad you awaken as a kitsune
>learn magic from him
>he has to go meet up with adventuring buddies, too dangerous for her
>THIRTY YEARS LATER

Let's kick off with the strong points for the character. Good art, a cute character premise and good motivation to adventure. She wants to find the guy who gave her the reason to awaken. She's lonely. No personality conflicts could possibly emerge other than her maybe teasing too hard or playing a nasty prank that goes too far, but even that seems unlikely.

Her personality is a little sparing. I want a bit more about the fox's drives and desires, how she feels about being left alone, how she feels about her mentor, etc. Her demeanor is well-described, basically, but nothing that operates under the surface.

>Appeal: 4/5 cute fox girl song hedgwitch. Strong theming.
>Backstory: 2/5 it's effective but lacks a trigger for her current adventuring and doesn't have enough feelings about her current plight.
>Compatibility: 4/5, lighthearted fox girl support caster. Adds levity and support magic to party dynamics, so very useful dramatically and mechanically. Looks human enough with a hat and skirt to hide the tail, so issues about being a monster in some bumpkin shard full of haters are low.
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>>52475296
>AKANE KOHAKUREN

Hmmm...

https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/4448041/

Seems familiar?
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>>52475289

>sky pirates

TRIGGERED
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>>52475254
it's still pretty gay
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>>52475296
Downside: You're a faggot and can't rp worth a shit, and you'll be jacking it under the table.
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>>52475316
Oh? Sorry, did I miss something in the 8 months I was practically dead?
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>>52475158
>Shooting Coyotes
It's like you fags want to induce predator breeding response, resulting in the coyote population doubling in the next year

Y'all motherfuckers brought this mesocarnivore explosion upon yourselves.
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>>52475310
hard to complain about someone re-using a character from a bamboozle
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Alright, I've looked over the apps and the sheets. I'm not the DM, but my picks for LoBaF would be...

>Shanan
Just for fluff. Mechanically, there are stronger applicants and Swashbucklers don't really have a role, but there was some genuine effort that went into this character. It's a risk, though, because this kind of effort means the player is quite often bad in the moment. Good at longform but bad at improv.

>Otolvian
A full caster, which is sadly necessary for a Pathfinder game. However, his character embraces being an elf in a way that isn't a Tolkienesque ubermensch or a wacky deconstruction. I'd be eager to see if it holds up in play.

>Aida
Yes, yes, I know it's a catgirl. But like the others, there was a real labor of love put into the backstory as well as having a demonstrated knowledge of Golarion in general. I like people who are in tune with the setting, even if their character could be seen as waifu bait. Watch out for this character reminding the DM how the setting is "supposed to be".

>Essa
This one feels like it needs some explanation. The backstory being delivered in point form is kind of weird, but it was clearly thought out and is complex with plenty of hooks for the DM to grab onto. That's big, even if the character feels like they would be sort of a wallflower to me.

>Aeda
I picked this character because she's different from most of the other apps. She's untainted, as it were, by a lot of the moral grey of Golarion's setting and this area in particular. Not to mention that she has links to a lush and green natural world that sharply contrasts the sandy wastes. Contrast is necessary.

>Orlan
I second the notion that was posted earlier that he's a better fit for a kingmaker campaign. However, mechanically he's a solid defender. That's a role desperately needed in the early levels of PF. On top of being a support character his bio makes fun of itself and that means he's not going to try to take over the game.
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>>52475336

They can't breed if they keep getting shot and don't have enough easy food.
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>>52475296
oh no he's reviewing again somebody hide my character
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>>52475170
>Will save
>WIS
This bitch is DUMB, but talented.
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>>52475335
There was a sky pirate game that a bunch of people applied for, then the DM vanished and it never happened
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>>52475361

You could probably make a Perform (Sexual Technique) check instead of Will.

>>52475370

You could say the Sky Pirates campaign went up in a puff of smoke.

We had our heads in the clouds.

Shot for the moon and came up short.

Disappeared into thin air.
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>>52475358
They could eat all the dead coyotes.
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>>52475357
I don't get why everyone immediately reee's at the idea of full casters, since you know they can just not take busted spells? Especially when every other caster in the game that isn't a full caster is essentially some degree of a gish.
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>>52475370
Oh, that sucks.

Maybe sky pirates won't be the idea then....hm.
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>>52475390
Don't most species avoid cannibalism? Or is that a human thing?
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>>52475349
Why complain about somebody re-using a character at all? Half the time my favorite characters are ones that somebody adapts and reuses.
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>>52475382
Deja Vu!
I've just been in this place before!
(Higher on the street!)
And I know it's my time to come home!
Calling you!
And the subject's a mystery!
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>>52475413
i agree
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>>52475412
Don't think most scavengers give a fuck. I could be wrong.
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>>52475424
most of my characters are recycled concepts that i just rewrite to the setting but keep the general theme. i hate having to make a new nap for every pfg campaign to avoid autists that need a perfectly new chracter each time
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>>52475407
Well it's PF. You know we've all been abused by full casters before.
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>>52475382
Perform: Slut (Courtesan) = better
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>>52475296
Thank you for the review. I didn't expect her to be seen positively at all. I'm sure I could explore the holes you mentioned in game, as I prefer to do it.

>>52475310
Yes indeed. I used the same name and style, but made it a little better. Also >>52475349
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>>52475475
>explore the holes
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>>52475442
I honestly haven't.
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>>52475505
Consider yourself lucky then. Also memes.
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>>52475358
That only works if it's continuous harvest nonstop, year round, for at least a century.

Also, due to having a much wider diet than apex predators, and being skilled at adapting to environs, even that's not sure fire.

There's a reason why there are about 400 coyotes living in Chicago alone.

It used to be you didn't see them outside of Trans-Pecos and Rio Grande. But then we fucked up and extirpated wolves and bears across the US, and now the floodgates are wide open, and now got the bastards as far north as NY.

>>52475390
>>52475412
>>52475432
Coyotes don't eat coyotes, wolves eat coyotes, as do bears on occasion. Wolves though are damned good at efficiently killing coyotes though
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>>52475533
At least they're not fucking boar.
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>>52475357
Honorable mention for Perizadah?
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>>52475543
I'm pretty sure it's a troll list.
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Rolled 6 (1d8)

>>52475329
Whew. Praise me harder, anon.

Did I give your character a bad review or something?

>>52475296
MARI AKA CRIMSON GLEAM
>born to human father and drow mother
>raised among drow
>who are assholes
>run away from home and become a performer
>one day they're attacked, find nerve and save them as an alter-ego
>wind up losing track of group and passing into a new shard
>eventually make her way to Karlsgard

It doesn't actually take a lot to tell a complete backstory. Keeping the more purient aspects of what was probably an abusive upbringing among the drow implied was a good choice, because I it allows us to cut to the meat of the character's backstory. She ran away, joined wandering performers and was able to reinvent herself.

Like a lot of victims of abuse, she's a bit depressed even though she's in a good place now and has trouble shaking that. Her vigilante alter ego allows her to shed her baggage and explore a much happier and better adjusted person. Again, a positive example of a character who brings a bit of baggage to the party but can mostly carry it themselves without requiring the GM to handle everything, which I consider to be the best for PCs.

As a side-note, Bard/Vigilante sure is popular. Nothing wrong with that, though.

Overall I got nothing I'd recommend here, other than doublechecking some prose in the second backstory paragraph a bit and expanding a bit on her drives/desires, as well as her feelings about the drow and backstory-related stuff like oppression and bullying.

And holy shit, bullied but not a Reactionary? I'm in love.

>Appeal 4/5, cute as a button vigilante with a rough (but thankfully not too tragic) past.
>Backstory 3/5, does the job, not overburdened with detail but doesn't give the GM any hooks to play with.
>Compatibility 4/5, a versatile spherecaster/vigilante combination who can play lots of different roles in the party and has the advantage of two identities.
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>>52475586
No troll. That would be my honest roster. Some characters were picked more for their mechanical necessity or the vibe I got about the player from the submission rather than the level of their backstory.
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>>52475603
Oh, well, you could have fooled me.
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>>52475533
>Wolves though are damned good at efficiently killing coyotes

Is it simple resource competition?
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>>52475603
Our of curiosity, if mechanics and player impression didn't factor in, who would you pick? We know some DMs don't look at sheets at all, so I'm interested in seeing a version with only regards to the roleplay end.
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>>52475621
Writing a compelling backstory is just a small part of what makes a player a good pick. Sometimes you just need someone to fill a role or you just want someone you think you'll get along with.
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>>52475540
PURGE EVERY SINGLE RAZORBACK!

...ahem. Yes, I agree. You seem a good anon, I would like to go helicopter boar hunting with you sometime
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>>52475589
>Praise me harder
This anon is a boss. I want to suck you off.
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>>52475640
I just found it weird you claim to like people that are in tune in with the setting, then pick a bunch of people that aren't in tune with setting.
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>>52475589
Sweet, better than I expected. This is why I like reviews, helps me gauge whether my dislike for my own shit in some cases is even justified. I struggled a lot with a backstory for a level 1 character.

Second paragraph work and a bit of expansion on bits, I can do that.

There's no need for reactionary when I have elven reflexes! Wahahaha!

Thanks <3
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Completely hypothetically, but, let's say I'm an Omen Rider harbinger with a lance, and I charge an opponent, and hit them with a Ruby Zenith strike.

Charging with a lance doubles damage
Spirited charge makes charging with a lance do triple damage
Ruby Zenith Strike does triple damage. How do these multipliers stack? Is it...

100% base damage, then another 200% from spirited charge with a lance, and then another 200% or 300% from Ruby Zenith Strike? Would this total up to 500% extra damage? I don't get how multipliers work in Pathfinder, anons
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>>52475662
Because he's talking out of his ass and ultimately just picking shit based of what makes his dick tingle.
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>>52475673
500% damage, yeah.
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>>52475673
Multipliers are additive IIRC
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>>52475667
Kill yourself.
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>>52475638
That's hard to say. I'd probably pick Dunereach and Perizadah over Orlan and Otolvian, since the big reason for their pick is that they fill mechanical necessities with inoffensive backstories.

However, this is still a game and not a book.
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What happen in FotJR

Was team kill?
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>>52475692
Why?
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>>52475694
Trust no greentext posted from this point on. Tis the Day of Fools.
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>>52475683
>>52475688
Thanks anons, 500% is like, 5x damage, yeah? Man, that would REALLY delete things, and it would delete them hard.
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>>52475694
They killed someone's side chick and he had to keep a straight face.
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>>52475357

> Aeda

This strikes me as an unusual choice. Her app seems more like a wandering story. The concept is a contrast, true, but the app itself feels weak to me.

>>52475442

pic related
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>>52475662
I do, but it's not my only criteria for picking a player. Bringing a gameplay element to the table that's needed is just as big of a thing. Of course, that has to be balanced by having a backstory that's non-offensive.
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>>52475709
yeah its part of why both charger and scarlet throne are dumb
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>>52475694
>Etan and Rubio go off to fuck and realize their homo lust for each other
>Quinn eventually finds a cute gnoll boyfriend who isn't a huge dick, but he has a huge dick anyways
>Sweettooth fades into obscurity because no one cares about him, where he dies of alcohol poisoning
>The twins do twin things
>Saboten cleans up and becomes an upstanding member of the community.

RotJR is kill
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Why doesn't Pathfinder have more gay people or people of color? It's 2017, I thought we'd get over this stupid "Europe's white" myth.
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>>52475673
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>>52475718
Like I said, I picked it because she's different. However, like you said, her story could work anywhere so her contrast stands to enhance the game rather than detract. A detracting concept would be something like a Chelaxian-intrigue based noble. Different and still interesting, but can't really work here.
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>>52475741
(You)
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>>52475741
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>>52475741
Holy shit, fuck off.

Like cut the /pol/ shit for five fucking seconds and explain to me why you do this shit.
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>>52474312
This is why one guy in my meatspace group instituted the Party Fund. It's a virtual extra player that loot gets divided to and is where money for group expenses like cure wands or resurrections for reasonable deaths comes from. (If you die due to your own idiocy you pay for it yourself)
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>>52475741
It's still 3/31 here, just wait a few hours, okay?
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>>52475757
>>52475761

Depending on the time zone, it may be advisable to check the calendar.
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>>52475761
they want (you)s
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>>52475634
That's only part of it. Wolves will actively kill coyotes on sight and drive them out of their territory, and even form raid parties to assault dens.

Coyotes meanwhile have an instinctual behavioral response to wolf predation to avoid wolf territory and switch diet to small mammals, which then puts them in competition with other mesocarnivores and raptors.

This has been especially apparent in Yellowstone, where wolves are reestablishing well, and have been driving coyotes out
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>>52475776
>check the caledar

Isn't april fools supposed to be funny not bullshit bait that gets posted here fucking constantly.
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>>52475729
I still want to bring it out, but-

>>52475745
Oh fuck, I forgot about this. Dagnabbit, and here I was thinking I could just uber-delete people. Oh well. That shoots down that build
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>>52475776
No, that's jsut regular "/pol/ straw-mans liberals to talk about how much they hate gays and blacks" shit.
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>>52475753

Ah, that's fair enough. A game where everyone sort of blends in makes for a dull picture.

Though at the same time, if there's too much contrast, it just seemed forced. Maybe there's merit to having both types in a group.
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>>52475761

Because you shitlords go on and on about how much you hate non-binary characters or bitch about People of Color in your precious white countries and then I look at your fucking applications, and what do I see? Nothing but white people, or "cute" women who are clearly into men.

It's honestly disgusting, when's the last time one of you chucklefucks made a LGBTQIA+ character, or someone with skin darker than alabaster?
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>>52475787
I find orca predation specialization fascinating. Do different wolf packs have unique techniques?
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hope dragongame goes well
and that the logs aren't a bamboozle this time
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>>52475843
Excuse me but I am playing a black, genderfluid pansexual RIGHT NOW, shitlord
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>>52475821
I tried to go for that with my picks. Half are local characters with deep ties to the region and the other half are newcomers who can call the ideas of the setting into question.
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>>52475843
>LGBTQIA
All /pfg/ games
>darker than alabaster
I found one
>>52475589
She's a weird grey-brown color.
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>>52475843
>captcha is avenida trans
>even captcha frowns on your bullshit
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>>52475866

Etan does not count!
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What walks of life do we still need in Blingmaker?
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>>52475694
>Everyone moping about Quinn's rape, Ameiko's near rape
>Rubio getting drunk
>Saboten getting drunk
>Plots of vengeance begin hatching
>Saboten wants to sacrifice the person behind it to a dark god
>Vengeance is a key tenet of her religion
>Sweettooth of all people wants to have a day of relaxation
>"Spends all week trying to investigate, but one knot ends up in the wrong hole and everyone is screaming VENGEANCE!"
>Boarhunting dude shows
>Saboten throws her drink at him because the only hunt she's interested in is a necromancer hunt
>Party decides to go boarhunting
>Not sure what to do with Ameiko
>Saboten thinks a conjured bodyguard would help more
>Ends up teaching Tia the basics in making deals with outer beings.
>Makes a deal with MOY, THE UNCARING QUEEN to trade her compelling voice for a meat-puppet.
>Quinn thinks Ameiko should come with them.
>Both end up doing their thing - Enter Marcos, a man of few words who may be some sort of demon.
>Saboten tells Marcos to watch Ameiko like a hawk, and listen to her requests.
>Quinn, Ameiko, Marcos, and Aster stay at a main camp during the hunt
>They try - and fail - to set up a pavilion tent.
>Rest of the part HUNTS BOARS
>Tia finds it kinda BOARing
>Saboten does some zen meditation thing
>Also has a slave collar now due to the pact she made with some sort of demon queen.
>Sweettooth pervs on Tia
>While Sweettooth is Perving, Saboten is Sle-MEDITATING, and Tia is Tumbling around the branches, BOARS ATTACK
>Oh shit dude who invited us got knocked the fuck out.
>Luckily, Elan crits the fucking SHIT out of dem boars.
>Rubio also hits them pretty hard.
>Sweettooth gets a few shots in, too.
>Dropping like flies.
>Literally, because Saboten was holding them up for the party like telekinetic pinatas.
>End up bringing back sweet boar meats to the girls and the meat-puppet.
>Session ends there.
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>>52475876
Rory does!
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>>52475843
A days ago. All my characters are bisexual so I'm not locked out of romantic options with other PCs.

t.waifumaking player.
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>>52475900

>Spend a day fucking Shayliss
>Barely cover the Glassworks
>Decide to spend ANOTHER day doing fucking nothing

Holy shit I thought these guys were supposed to be HEROES.
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>>52475854
Sorry, but that's above my paygrade. I'm just an Wildlife undergrad who hasn't picked a specialization yet.

I would imagine though they'd have different tactics based on terrain, and whether they're hunting Whitetails, Muleys, Caribou, or Pronghorn. I do now that wolves will change feeding habits in response to population density of prey, and have been known to switch to varying diets, including focusing more on rabbit or even fish.

But any more than that, and I have no clue. May wanna check for some Scientific Journal entries for more info on that
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All my characters are schrosexual, they are simutaneously straight and gay until one is confirmed.

But never bi
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>>52475939
have you literally never played Burnt Offerings, my dude
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>>52475769

Party funds are a great idea, IMO. Our group uses it for stuff like rations, inn stays, and that sort of thing too.
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>>52475939
Well, when there's a player who can barely access Roll20, you've got to make some allowances.
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>>52475731
But anon, Saboten IS an upstanding member of the community. She's a mother hen to the twins, and with them is one of the only characters thus far to not being involved in in-session filth.
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>>52475296
There's a lot of 4/5s in these apps. Are you going easy on people or is the quality level just that high with shardwalkers?
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>>52475900
Quinn's rape was really, really, REALLY dumb on the accounts of everyone involved.
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>>52475939
Lets be honest, If you could fuck some hot slutty elf you would also probably never get around to doing anything.
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>>52475955

SotJR has already cleared out the Lamashtan temple.

Last week.
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>>52475876
Of course he doesn't count, he's a pale, beanpole-looking motherfucker.
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>>52475971
Your awoo face you say?
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>>52475978
FotJR are really bad at being heroes
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>>52475978
nigga games for fun aren't some kind of race
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>>52475971
I wasn't there for that session, so I have no idea.

I just had the Sabs moping because a friend got hurt, and plotting revenge because it's literally part of her religion.
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>>52475966
My scale would be like this:
>1: You fucked up. Needs a serious rework.
>2: Try harder. Needs a lot of work.
>3: Competent. The passing grade. I might not have advice.
>4: Really Good. Someone likeable, appealing, with a good backstory, etc.
>5: Superb: Basically perfect. I couldn't do better.

I'm going to be a lot more sparing with 5s in the future, basically.
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>>52475897

P-Please respond.
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Right, so I need some advice.

I'm applying to an Ironfang Invasion game. All I know about the AP is: The name of the AP, that the Ironfang Legion is made up of monsters, and that we have to have ties to this one little village. So my question is:

If my goal is to make as many people cry as possible, how much detail should I got into about my character's wife and daughter and their happy home life before it becomes obvious that my goal is to make everyone cry?
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>>52475966
On an X/5 system, I imagine that 3 comes up as serviceable and 4 just indicates that someone has something extra so it's not such a big deal.
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>>52475978
Forgive FotJR for taking the time to be with Ameiko and Quinn and make sure they had a calming environment to help them rebound smoothly and quickly.
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>>52475999

I want a crossover episode!
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>>52476021
Make them all cripples, they'll fit right in.
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>>52476033
This.

>>52475959
And this.

>>52475955
And also this.

Calm the fuck down, it's not a fucking race.
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Does anyone know if Blingmaker GM allows Leadership?

Like, can we stat out our cohort/followers with PC classes and point buy?
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>>52475943
Interesting. Been a few years since I looked into wolf behavior. I know the alpha theory has been completely debunked. How the fuck does a wolf catch fish?
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>>52476062

TOUHOU

NO
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>>52476052

Specifically, they need to be missing one leg.
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>>52476050
I want a special crossover session from some key /pfg/ games. 1 character each from Dragon 1, Dragon 2, FotJR, SotJR, HV, and HR.
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>>52476050
This, though.
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>>52476068
With their mouths, dummy.
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>>52476072

That, uh... seems really fucking obvious, honestly. Am I missing something about Nirmathas?
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>>52476068

>How the fuck does a wolf catch fish

They wade into the shallows and bite them.

Most wolves only eat the heads, though. The bodies are too bony while the heads are extremely rich in fat and oils.
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Why is the Menhir Savant such a comfy archetype?
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>>52475667
What if Nonalyth applied too?
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>>52476096
Don't stalk me!
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WTF, my DM says leadership is banned.
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>>52476084

Nirmathas is a North Garundi nation torn by war and filled with land mines.

No seriously, it's basically an Africa kingdom.
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>>52475897
Take the shitty characters from legacy since they don't match the setting ayway
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>>52476073
Get the most meme'd character from all the games together? Something like... Idunno, Rory or Rinka maybe, Casimir or Onryou, Etan or Rubio, and... I didn't track Dragons 1 (Freyda/Lameeka? Not sure), HV (who is in there?), or HR. Alexa Jones maybe? No clue. Those are the ones that strike me as being the "culmination of /pfg/'s memes"
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>>52476074

>Valeriya and Saboten will never share tea while discussing the joys of vengeance
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>>52476073
>>52476122
>the biggest memes from each game poor their power for a single crossover session
>DMed by swimmingeagle

what a shitshow that'll be
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>>52475843
did you just assume my gender shitlord?
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>>52476136
...Someone get me character art of the most memed characters from each of those games. I might be a shit-tier drawfag, but this is something I NEED to draw.
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>>52476073
I don't think you can just throw a Hell's Vengeance character into a crossover session

They'd just murder someone.
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>>52476122
Rory doesn't seem like he'll last in that game. I'd put Aurora instead.

>>52476136
Can't do that because Eagle is Onryou's player.
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>>52475900
>Aster is holding Quinn's hand today, literally never once lets go, it's very cute.
>meanwhile, back at camp while the rest of the party hunts boar
>Aster, Quinn and Ameiko chill out, get to know each other better
>Ameiko opens up about her family
>apparently her brother was talking some cultish shit, so that's ominous and we gotta follow up on that
>probably some group of evil motherfuckers with hoods at the end of that one tunnel
>personally locked her in that room with a rapey gnoll because she refused to come join him
>meaning we just missed the guy by a handful of seconds
>fuck
>Foxglove, having been knocked the fuck out, is returned to camp by his gotta-go-fast catfolk attendant,
>Quinn heals him up
>subtly interrogates him about his family
>doesn't get that far before the party reappears
>lets all carve boar and eat like kings
>fin
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>>52476108
Seriously, give us the Warder and the Wizard. You can have the grumpydad
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>>52476157
It doesn't have to be HV, I just thought that the HV/HB dichotomy seemed natural. That said, you could give them all a common bigger, badder threat to deal with that would distract from murder.
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>>52476122
Don't forget the sleeper meme of the season, our very own pranky copper waifu.
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>>52476086
I couldn't wade into the shallows and grab a fish with my opposable thumbs and saccadian vision
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I don't know what FotJR is or who any of these people are.
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>>52476159
>implying that would actually matter
>especially considering how there's at least 3 memes in SotJR

cute
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>>52476084
Nearly every npc in book1 is missing a leg

It's Amber's fetish
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>>52476159
He was the most "memetic" of the Dragons 2 characters, if that's anything to go by. We don't have Aurora-tier memes here, but we do have Rory-tier memes. Even if the memes came from samefagging

>>52476182
I'd hug that.
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>>52476177
I mean if we're going by >>52476122 logic, your HV choices will be Shizuka (Crazy Murderbitch), or A FUCKING LAWYER

There are no good endings here.
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>>52476203
I'd go with the lawyer.

If not HV/HB I'm not sure what other paired games could be used.
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>>52476186

Sure you can, it'd just take a while!
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>>52476219
Lawyer would probably be better for party cohesion.
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>>52476196
Everyone would.
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>>52476182
I hear she is not only copper, but also fluffy
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>>52476154

I'd give you art if I was ON MY COMPUTER.
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>>52476230
Most likely.

"So, a Lawyer, a Swordlord, a Dog, a Glassworker, a Stripper, and a Paladin walk into a bar..."
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>>52476108
>>52476173
Maybe they'll apply for blingmaker if they don't make it in Legacy. The DM might take offense to getting the scraps of another game, though, and I don't know about their bachelor potential.
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>>52476253
How can a thing be both copper (a hard metal) and fluffy (a soft texture)?
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>>52476220
I'm certain I would die of starvation first.
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>>52476270

Copper wire.
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>>52476257
But on second though, having the crazy murderer alongside the party would be entertaining. Just imagine how uncomfortable they'd be alongside the crazy lady talking to her sword.
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>>52476270
Feathers!
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>>52476084
>>52476195
Let's be fair, though; Permanent mutilation is a great fetish.

I want to factor it in to my next campaign. SOmething like permanent scar or mutilation tables...
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>>52476154
First we need to determine our dramatis personae. What say you, /pfg/?
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>>52476270
Being copper is a prank
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>>52476282

The dog would still want to bang that.
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>>52476270
Fuuuck. Don't question it, anon.
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Do you guys think DHB will ever get into a high profile game?
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>>52476297
He'd probably die though.

...

So yeah my vote is for Shizuka
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>>52476291

NIGGA I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS
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>>52476282
It'd mean there would be TWO crazy sons of bitches that talk to their swords, one would just be doing it openly
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>>52476313
He was so close last time. Maybe Legacy will be the game! Maybe Blingmaker if not that! Is he applying to WWW?
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>>52476195

Well, that's just unfortunate.
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What does copper mean to /pfg/?
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>>52476315
>Implying a guy with 18 wisdom would stick his dick into crazy

Let's give credit where credit is due, anon, at least he's smart enough to realize that boning the crazy lady might not be a good idea
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>>52476329
He did express interest in WWW
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>>52476182
Who?
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>>52476342
I don't believe you.
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>>52476342

Shizuka's a freak that likes getting hurt and hurting her partner.

A footlong dick with a knot sounds like just the type of pain she'd be into.

And then she kills Rory for posting the logs.
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>>52476342
My penis only has WIS 3
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>>52476319
A list of the meme characters in question.
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>>52476360
>16-17 Wisdom is "reads situations and people fairly well"
>18 Wisdom is "Often looked to as a source of wisdom or as a counselor"
Anon, he's not dumb. He might PLAY dumb, but he's not. He just ain't booksmart

>>52476370
>Implying that RoryAnon is dumb enough to make the same mistake twice

>>52476375
That's okay anon.
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>>52475446
It's Sleight of Hand to hide a small object, though.
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>>52476266

Why would the DM be offended?

If there are ten good apps only six players are getting in no matter what. A disqualification could be as easy as "doesn't fit the group composition I want". There are good players to scoop up.
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>>52476350
>he hasn't heard of bailey
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>>52476394
>16-17 Wisdom is "reads situations and people fairly well"
>18 Wisdom is "Often looked to as a source of wisdom or as a counselor"

Totally unofficial.
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In Rory's defense, Shizuka has the lowest appearance stat in HV
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>>52476136
I'd run it, but I'd pick specific characters rather than just used the "most meme'd", for the sake of cohesion. I'd also have to exclude my D2 character but that's no big deal.

The plot would be 6 characters from various bamboozle /pfg/ games managed to escaped their doomed worlds and are trying to destroy/conquer the /pfg/ multiverse. The six /pfg/ characters have to acquire the legendary dimensional-hopping Spelljammer, The Great Bamboozle, to stop them. One session each in a /pfg/ game world that none of the characters are from (LoBaF, Blingmaker, Shardwalkers, etc.). Then one final confrontation and the game ends.
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>>52476445
Out of curiosity, what 6 chars would you pick
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Fiends I need help for my WWW character art. I need a cowboy with one blind eye or an eyepatch. Some way you can tell an eye is fucked up.
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>>52476122
You then need to bring in the villains.

DHB and 2hu. Meme Level: AUTISM.
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>>52476418
It's honestly such a reasonable guide that nobody I've found has disagreed with it. You don't need to have a +6 wisdom modifier to realize that, maybe, sticking your dick into a crazy bitch might not be a good idea. Even shitty, dumbass, stupid memedog isn't that stupid.

Although considering he picked the Vitality sphere, he might be able to take from Shizuka as much as he gives to her.
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>>52476471
Absolutely no idea, I'd have to take a much more in depth look at all of them. Or roll for it.
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>>52476497
absolute madman
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>>52476402
Well I'd be offended with sloppy seconds husbandos.
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>>52476073
>>52476122
>>52476136
>TFW Rory and the Vilderavn come face to face
>>
Why does my stupid dick override my decision making process? Why do I ALWAYS put it in crazy?
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So I did a little work on Gamze. Any thoughts?
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>>52476543
Wis 3.
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>>52476540
...I wonder how that would go.

P.S you got some art of Valeriya? I hear a drawfag needs some
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>>52476543
... don't put it in crazy anon.

But far worse, please, trust me on this one: don't marry crazy.

And if it's too late and you've seriously fucked up...

Never divorce crazy.
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>>52476546
Scroll down the thread anon, DM has strange app format requirements you need to meet. Bullet points and shit.
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There is nothing wrong with dicking crazy.
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>>52476543
I would have dicked Shizuka if I had gotten in. Of course, my character was also batcrap crazy.
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>>52476540

Valeriya later gives birth to a white-haired rascal
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>>52476570
depends on the level of crazy you're dicking
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>>52476546
What did you change, your sheet still looks pretty empty.

Also
>>52476569
Just make a quick bullet point summary and put that at the top. If you do that, you should get in over the wizzard.
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>>52476546

Re-read what the GM actually wants. I'm pretty sure he'll just reject any app that doesn't follow the guidelines. They're odd but not difficult.
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>>52476577
a brave man
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>>52476579
The idea is silly, yet, I want to see it happen.
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>>52476561
>P.S you got some art of Valeriya? I hear a drawfag needs some
two birds one stone
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>>52476561

Long brown hair, brown eyes, attractive yet austere facial features. Slim and athletic, with a large bust and shapely figure.
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How much longer do we have for currently recruiting games? If I get done by end of weekend it'll be fine, right?
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>>52476581
Waaaay over the line
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>>52476671
>girls named Tiffany
I can confirm the accuracy of this chart. I miss my brother.
>>
Better yet, date 3 or 4 crazies simultaneously.
>>
>>52476663
>>52476665
Thanks anons. Should we get a party picture with the two most memed characters from F/SotJR (Fate/Stay of the Jade Regent, eh?), and Dragons 2? Maybe Rinka/Rory, Casimir/Valeriya, Etan/Rubio, all sitting at a round table?
>>
>>52476671
Let me get my microscope
>http://i.imgur.com/TQl95Ji.jpg
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Which blingmaker character do you want in legacy? Which legacy character do you want in blingmaker?
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>>52476569
>>52476599
Yeah, I realized that I hadn't done that. It's fixed.

I'll patch it up later.

>>52476582
Completely rewrote the backstory with some things that people said in previous threads in mind. The sheet itself is mostly empty because I haven't touched it yet.
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>>52476703
Anon, are you suggesting a picture of meme-based couples?
>>
>>52476752
I want (you) to be in the fucking trash.
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>>52476666
You have plenty of time, Satan. Get to making some cute girls for legacy
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>>52476671

>Below 4 Crazy, above 8 Hot

Nobody's perfect.
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>>52476703
>TFW the male harem discussed this afternoon is quickly becoming a reality
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>>52476763
Already there senpai
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>>52476772
>Nobody's perfect.
Time to count up our sins.
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>>52476762
>>52476780

>Implying anybody would ever ship Rinka/Rory

Apart from that, fuck I didn't realize it. I just need character art of Rubio and Rinka and then I can start working on it.

Wait what do you mean by Male Harem?
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>>52476797
Earlier an anon was posting about wanting to be in a one female, many male party (or harem) and then getting off on not being the one picked.
>>
>>52476790
I only have six fingers.
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>>52476818
That wouldn't work with the shitty meme party I was gonna draw IF I COULD GET MY GODDAMN TABLET TO WORK. There'd be TWO women (Val, Rinka), two men (Rubio, Casimir), and two... whatever Etan and Rory are, certainly not human beans.
>>
>>52476752
Seska in Legacy, Orlan in Blingmaker.
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>>52476840
>Implying that anybody would view the R@ as a sexual being
>Implying Etan and Rory aren't TOTALLY HUMAN
>>
>>52476840
>certainly not human beans

RUDE, ALSO FALSE
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>>52476863
Ironically, Rinka may be the instigator of all of the lewd in dragons2

She's a sick, sick ratto
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>>52476797
>>52476818

See >>52466992
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>>52476863
>>52476864
>Implying that Rinka doesn't want to be tied up and whipped
>Implying that there isn't something SINISTER about that Ulfen fellow and that... glassworker.

Anons, get on my level.

No but seriously I need Rubio art
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>>52476872
Lies, it's Calsi's fault! She used her seductive bardic charms!
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>>52476887
Those are her TITS you idiot! Even the dog can figure that one out!
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>>52476887
Only after her innocent mind was corrupted!
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>>52476863
>>52476879
Rinka is definitely NOT lewd and definitely does NOT want Calsi to tie her up in silk knots and whip her butt.

Not at all.
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>>52476505

Still don't see why. That's like rejecting a guy because some other girl did. People got tastes, and what doesn't work for them might work for you. Plus it's a huge time-saver. You can see the quality of their writing and at least a little about the players from the existing applications.
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>>52476879
I recall this being the art he used in his app
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>>52476905
DELET THIS
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>>52476912
Thanks anon, I've got art of everyone in the prospect /pfg/ meme party. Work will begin IF MY DRAWING TABLET DECIDES TO WORK
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So I am considering my character for Iron Fang. I am honestly considering some form of character with a split personality who is a state of semi-mental breakdown.

At the moment I am considering Symbiotic Slayer for this, but am looking for other options to give my character a split personality.

I understand fractured mind occultist does a similar thing? Or something like that?

And also the Master Chymist. As well the Brute Vigilante does a bit of it.

Does anything else come similar? Particularly I like the ability to willingly give over control to the other half for a temporary power boost. Symbiotic Slayer is interesting in that regard.

I am also looking for what would be a good event to latch onto as the traumatic experience that would damage my character's mind to this point. I'm not really getting anything good from the player's guide. Is there anything else in world in Golarion that happened near the area that would also work? Or should I just make something up?
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>>52476887
>>52476902
>>52476904
>>52476905
First the Aurora business now this, Calsi is the dark horse harem master?
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>>52476966
Dark Horse? At this rate she's the leading candidate
>>
So is WWW dead?
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>>52476972
Right but nobody expected her thus dark horse
>>
New thread >>52476984
>>52476984
>>52476984
>>52476984
>>52476984
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>>52476972
>Implying Calsica would have anything to do with these lowlifes and ruffians
>Implying she'd spend any time with that rough Ulfen man
>Implying the trap would get any
>Implying the rat wouldn't be anything but tied up
>Implying the princess wouldn't politely decline
>Implying Aurora wouldn't slap those tits
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>>52476986
No, we're just not memeing it right now. Legacy is right about to close so this is our last chance to meme that game and Blingmaker is hot.
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>>52476986
Nah
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>>52476927
Watch as this self-deprecating bugger turns out to be fucking great at art.
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>>52477018
I'm really not that great, I haven't drawn in years, I just dug this up and have decided to fulfill a burning desire in my loins

Also I'm Roryanon
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>>52476994
>Implying Calsi and Aurora's players haven't already planned out the aggressive hatesex
>Implying the rat doesn't want to get tied up and whipped
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>>52476988
REEEEE IT'S ONLY [current page]
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Anyone know of a way to get cha to attack besides weapon trickery? I don't care if it's third party.
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>>52477372
Desna's fighting technique.

With the right build, you can make a SAD Cha frontliner.
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