What's up with Tzeentch and birds?

>>52467270
same attention span

>>52467270
Birds are assholes. Tzeentch is an asshole.

>>52467270
For some reason, a galaxy-spanning pantheon of gods that existed for millions of years before humans evolved are all VERY VERY INTERESTED in stuff on Earth.

Possibly because the GW writers are also based on Earth.

>>52467270
Can't a guy just like birds?

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>>52467288
Makes sense I guess

Why are so many eldar units based on earth animals

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>>52467375

> Implying birds aren't universal across all planets

We're going to find crows on Mars.

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>>52467417
birds are not universal. cats are

whats up with nurgle and flies?

>>52467375

All of them except slaneesh were created by events on earth.

>>52467270
Birds are all wise and funny lookin and sheet.

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>>52467270
His birds are sexier than Greater Daemons of Slaanesh, this is a fact, and he has probably crossdressed and visited a Slaanesh Brothel when no one was looking at at least one point in it's existence.

Infact, his Greater Daemons are Literally metroid's Ridley crossed with Falco from Starfox, to such a point where their appearance in Tau: Fire warrior, had a Greater Daemon fight in the EXACT identical manner Ridley does in a number of the 3d Metroid titles.

Lords of Change are notoriously featherfaggy.

>>52467817
And now all his cultists in AoS are a bunch of Mr Universe's with better bodies than the Khornates.

>>52467270
Everybody knows that the bird is the word.

>>52467829
Yep, they've been hitting the books you see.
As in weights that are Books on barbells, so they can lift their wisdom and gainz to new heights.

>>52467692
>All of them except slaneesh were created by events on earth.
Which is even more retarded than Spaz Mareens eating brains to gain memories.

>>52467417
Shut up Charlie, you're just an expert on Earth bird law.

Dinosaurs changing into birds = God of change.
Something prehistoric that evolves and changes over time.
Constantly, but excruciatingly slow.

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>>52467375

> tfw you realize that all the Chaos Gods but Slaanesh were created because of events on Earth
> tfw the War in Heaven didn't create Khorne, but the conquests of Genghis Khan did
> tfw the Enslaver Plague didn't create Tzeentch, but some European nobles being dickheads did
> tfw the mass die-off of Eldar and Krork and Necrontyr didn't create Nurgle, but the Black Death did
> Only Slaanesh, the God of Excess and Pride, awakened after M2
> After the warp drive was invented, and humans were near the Eldar Empire
> Around the time the Emperor revealed himself and demanded absolute submission from all humanity

Where were you when you realized the Emperor created the Chaos Gods?

>>52468785
>Eldar create one Chaos god and it nearly kills them
>Humans create three and don't even notice

>>52468082
>changing into birds

Birds are still dinosaurs tho

>>52468785
>>52469002
That is why you must join The Greater Good.
They've got the tech that could fix this shit and they're willing to share it.

>>52469015
Tzeentch is still Tzeentch, no matter what form he takes.

>>52467817
HOLY SHIT THOSE THINGS ARE BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT

Look at the marines!

One of those things' talons are literally the size of a person.

>>52468785
It wasn't supposed to be this way. He created the Imperial Truth to hide his mistakes.

>>52469039
If by "greater good" you're talking about the Necrons. Gotta get antiwarp pylons on every planet.

Of course I don't think there's much history of successfully "joining" the 'crons, unless you count Pariahs....