>Flesh to Stone Is it really ALL bad?

>>52456701
Depends on the flesh. Stuff like is it aesthetically pleasing like your pic or is it ugly.

>>52456701
Filling a museum room with transmuted former villains sounds like a fine campaign goal.

>>52456701
Well, she certainly makes my dick rock hard.

Can you make Stone Golems out of Flesh to Stone/Petrification victims?

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It's only bad when Stone to Mud is worded such that it is incompatible with Flesh to Stone, barring mad sculptors from being discount fleshcrafters.

>>52456752
You ask the questions that I want to find the answers to.

Flesh to Stone is one thing, but Stone to Flesh is another.

What happens if you cast Stone to Flesh on a boulder? In Nethack you just end up with a boulder of 'meat' that didn't seem to come from any animal, and yet still isn't considered a vegetarian friendly option.

>>52456850
That's exactly what happens.

3.5:
>The spell also can convert a mass of stone into a fleshy substance. Such flesh is inert and lacking a vital life force unless a life force or magical energy is available. (For example, this spell would turn a stone golem into a flesh golem, but an ordinary statue would become a corpse.)

3.pf:
>The spell also can convert a mass of stone into a fleshy substance. Such flesh is inert and lacking a vital life force unless a life force or magical energy is available. For example, this spell would turn an animated stone statue into an animated flesh statue, but an ordinary statue would become a mass of inert flesh in the shape of the statue.

>>52456850
On a statue you just get a corpse. Valid candidate for Magic Jar?

>Inert Gargoyle kept in place
>Shape stone
>?????
>Demona waifu get

>>52456888
>>52456918
It would still be useful for tunneling through rock then

What would grilled boulder taste like?

>>52456948
Chicken.

>>52456701
Yes, actually.
If you smack that, you've hit rock bottom.

>>52456744

Just fucking a statue in front of your friend like that seems a bit weird but whatever.

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>>52456948
Description says 'inert and lifeless fleshy substance' so I can't imagine it would be any good.

But who knows. maybe make it a point to seek out every different kind of stone to see what they taste like, and find the best ways to cook it as an adventuring geologist gourmand.

>>52456888

Does this mean I can be an ethical necromancer by carving statues, turning them into dead bodies, then raising the bodies as undead?

>>52457017
You're still releasing negative energy into the world and making the entire planet marginally more shit as a result.

>>52457010
Oglaf's setting is pretty big on casual, public sex outside of maybe a handful of secret virgin cloisters.
It's more or less recovered from an apocalypse of slut mobs.

>>52457042
That depends on the edition now.

>>52457053
Necromancers aren't evil in 5e?

>>52457017

What happens if I cast stone to flesh on a castle, and then cast animate dead?

What would I get?

>>52457121
Jumped by the castle's owner.

Also a new Flesh Juggernaut.

>>52457121
>You can affect an object that fits within a cylinder from 1 foot to 3 feet in diameter and up to 10 feet long or a cylinder of up to those dimensions in a larger mass of stone.

You would get a legion of horrifying flesh tubes

>>52457095
That was not always true, but now it's more the source/origin of negative energy animating the dead.

Now they're just animated with a crude semblance of life, not specifically negative energy.

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>>52457146
Oh, THAT explains it.

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>>52456736
It sounds completely fucked up and morally wrong, but like, whatever I guess.

>>52456736
The Flash kinda did that. Left him in his museum running in slowotion.

>>52457375
Depends on if they remain conscious somehow and if there's a hell in the setting.

Stone to flesh is wonderful, one could sculpt entire intricate organisms, organs for necromancy and projects, hearts in rituals, and so on, even macguffins.

>Flesh to Stone
>Transmute Rock to Mud
>Craft (Stoneworking)
>Transmute Mud to Rock
>Stone to Flesh
Magical plastic surgery

>>52456701
Speaking of, has anyone ever sculpted a marble vagina?

>>52457494
>Transmute Rock to Mud
Only works on natural (i.e. not worked or magicked) stone in some editions.

>>52457559
I've seen a bronze vagina but I don't remember if it was in marble before. Probably not.

>>52457151
The game still points out it's almost always only done by evil people, and if you let your upkeep slip that evil undead monster is going to bust out and start slitting up people. The undead monsters you make are still Evil.

>>52457588
In the most technical RAW, Flesh to Stone makes the target into completely normal, nonmagical stone (if quirky in the fact that it can be Stone to Fleshed back to a living creature), and wouldn't be considered "worked" until someone takes a chisel to it.

>>52457047
>Oglaf
>coherent, intentionally planned setting
You fell for the meme. Oglaf is a series of nob-sequiturs, and that's it.

>>52457559
https://news.artnet.com/exhibitions/32-ton-marble-vagina-traps-us-exchange-student-46442

Literally the first fucking result. Unfuck yourself.

>>52457624
Accidental coherence through chaos is still coherence

We're all coherent chaos stemming from primordial goop, after all

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>>52457632

>>52457559
Someone made a vagina kayak and then paddled down a river in her own cunt, of course someone's done something as mundane as a marble one

>>52456701
btw that's a dude :^)

>>52456999
underrated

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>>52456999

>>52457718
That same someone was later arrested for obscenity after uploading a 3D scan of her vagina to the internet.

In a country where it's OK to parade a giant wooden phallus down public streets, carried by underdressed children eating dick shaped chocolates.

She's a pro-vagina activist or something for whatever reason.

>>52457813
good. Vagina's are gross.

>>52457666
Makes sense to me, Satan!

>>52457632
Well that was disappointing. At least have some fun with your vaginashape.

>>52456999
Trips of truth.

>>52457813
Ain't that some shut. Obscenity charges are all hivey jivey butter churning bullshit if yask me.

>>52457428
I mean, even beyond consciousness and souls, displaying the equivalent of taxidermied bodies of people is kinda fucked on its own.

>>52457594
That's more just a a consequence of being undead, not just evil.

>>52456888

That gives me an idea for a plot where the majority of the town is fed via rocks. It's a mining town/city where prisoners are sentenced to the mines where the unwittingly mine their own food and the food of the towns folk. Savvy players might notice the lack of livestock in the farms, with an exception of one with dairy cows and chickens under the shelter of the mountain.

>>52458144
Wouldn't that make more sense for a dorf mine?
Where they have dwarven caster's whose job is to convert stone from the mines into food.

>>52456999
i like you.

>>52458174
No because the lord of the town owns the mines, the livestock farm, and the butchers. The other farms have trouble with predators killing their livestock, so the benevolent lord sends prisoners to work the fields for a modest tax in lieu of beasts of burden. It's not like the lord has some manner of control over the beasts, right?

>>52456701
>Being trapped in one spot forever, unable to feel or speak, while people comment on your ass.
Sounds pretty bad desu

>>52457695
>This is my hole
>It was made for me!
>Drr drrdrrr

>>52458468
>Become known as one of those statues that grants luck/fertility/whatever when rubbed
>Trapped in one spot forever while people line up to grope and fondle your body, still able to feel everything

>>52457422
then Inertia was freed and blew up a baby

>>52456752
>>52456772
ahh, but why not instead cast stone to flesh on a mountain and make a flesh golem?

>>52458853
It's probably really hard to transmute that much stone to flesh all at once, and would probably take enough time to do it one part at a time that most of it would have rotted away by the time you were done.

>>52456765
>Other men work with iron, bronze, steel and silver.
>We call them squeamish.

>>52456744
That's...uh...that's fucked up.

>>52457012
>>52456948
Dwarven Meatbread is a terrible thing.

>>52456999
Fucking kek anon.

>>52458853

You'd have to make the mountain a golem to begin with - easier to grow an immense flesh golem and then cast flesh to stone on it.

>>52457012
Would you like to pair your Granite steak with a dry Amethyst wine, or Peridot perhaps?

>>52458100
But they're now statues in a museum so its art.

>>52458100
Oh my, an innocent anon.
Do you know a lot of serial killers have their bodies impaled/mummified and ready for people to see in some museums?
Not even joking.

>>52458770
>trapped in one spot
What if, after Flesh to Stone, you get Animate Object with Permanency?
Or what if your stone form is used as a body for a golem?

>>52461072
>What if, after Flesh to Stone, you get Animate Object with Permanency?
>Animated objects are under total control of their creator
Well at least you'll get a front row seat to someone else ordering your body around

>Or what if your stone form is used as a body for a golem?
>Golems are controlled by bound elementals
See above

Could be worse though, could be hit with stone sculpt or something along those lines first and be changed into something else first

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>>52456701

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>>52456701
>Cold, hard, lifeless stone
>versus warm, soft, squishy flesh

It is.
Dwarves get out reeeeeeee

>>52461128
What if the construct is ordered to do whatever the spirit within wants it to? You could potentially end up controlling a stone golem shaped like your old body able to run on autopilot if you need to focus on other stuff.

Why shouldn't cyberpunk and the Singularity happen in a world of magic, too?

>>52457095
Mostly yes but not entirely. Animating a corpse is frowned upon but not Evil. So zombies and skeletons are okay I guess. Yanking a soul from beyond the veil and smashing it into a corpse to give it true unlife however, that's the good ol' perverting nature and the natural cycle Orcish worship it's always been.

And most undead are sentient, having souls.

>>52458468
At least they only say good things about it. The janitor only cums on it every third tuesday when the schedule lines up and he's alone with her for the shift.

>>52456701
BRAAAAP

>>52461362
How would it be able to tell what you want though?

>>52457494
Correction.
>flesh to stone
>stone shape
>stone to flesh.
Craft stonework is a part of the stone shape spell.
There is a trap that does exactly this called the faceless angel. Party member is turned to stone and gets their face smoothed over. They suffocate and die if you don't stone work their face back before you. stone to flesh then. If you dick up the stonework roll their new face becomes an inert mass of useless flesh resembling a face and they still die

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hmm...

>>52457017
This is exactly why I prefer the pathfinder ruling. Just fucking imagine this:

Get a big rock.
Polymorph Any Object the rock into a statue of an Elder Wyrm.
Stone to Flesh.
Animate.

Alternatively, you could do the same to the rest of the party by starting with Flesh to Stone.

>>52457494
>implying
Say you took a fat lady and made her skinny by removing part of her stomach, yeah? On stone to flesh, she's missing her gut. When you rearrange the mud that was someones face, those features are actually moving. resculpt someones face to be pretty and you could end up smearing lip-meat all across their face, and replacing their eyes with skin balls

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>Flesh to Stone on the party's manly fighter
>Stonework them into a statue of an absolutely stunning woman
>Stone to Flesh

>>52456948
salty milk and coins.

Why does everyone think stone to flesh correctly figures out which parts you're intending to be made out of slightly different kinds of flesh. It'd be either homogeneous meat or it would remember from your FtS casting and any changes you made would've merely made them a hideous abomination

>>52462336
Why not just animate the stone wyrm?

>>52462787
>(You)

>>52456744
i love oglaf but this one was always fucked up to me

>>52463195
Probably because there's not much rape in Oglaf.

>>52463195

Rape fantasies aren't uncommon amongst women.

I've always imagined the writer to be a fat sexually frustrated redditor.

>>52456701
Imagine living in ancient greece and working/polishing that ass for years to get it to perfection.

>>52463225
She's actually a skinny, sexually frustrated, modern feminism brainwashed, dyke-looking weird cunt.

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>>52462408

>>52462372
Surely the stone remembers his original form. I mean, if I cut a flesh to stone person's finger off and then turn them back into flesh, they wouldn't suddenly just have a 4 digits in one hand, they'd have a bloody stump as if someone had ripped their finger off.

So that stunning woman would be as if someone had taken a blade and cut the fighter's body into the shape of a stunning woman.

>>52456701
question: Assuming one was having sex, and cast Flesh to Stone, would only the person you're fucking become stone, or would you as well?

>>52463378
Don't give me that shit, I know it's magic. But magic isn't a permanent get out of jail free card, that's not how this shit works

>>52463496
>that's not how this shit works
Are you a wizard?

>>52463509
Damn straight, magic is like coding or a wrench. Intent means jack all

>>52462408
Stone to Flesh on a regular statue makes an actual corpse in some editions.

>>52456701
>>52456746
she turned my flesh to stone

>>52456999
Damn.

>>52456701
REMEMBER GUYS IN THE PAST THEY ONLY LIKE DIGUSTING FAT HOGS

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>52461629
Yeah, nah, fuck that, it's tracheotomy time.

>>52462372
Poor mage's genderswap

>>52462787
>>52463335
Great tastes

>>52457042
So just open a few portals to the positive energy plain to even it out.

>>52456701
Might be an interesting way of filling an art gallery. Pose some models, petrify them, and change them back after.

Need an army but don't want to feed them?
Flesh to stone, keep them in storage.

Preserving sides of beef? Flesh to stone. Stone to flesh before cooking.

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>>52456948
>What would grilled boulder taste like?
Veal. Meat that has never moved.

How about flesh to stone, shape the stone, stone to flesh for plastic surgery or body modification? Just a thought.
If you turned flesh to stone, cut off their nose and then turned stone to flesh would it be a gaping wound or just rough skin on a noseless face?

>>52457624
>nob-sequitirs

ooh, nice freudian slip

>>52458974
My nigga, flesh crafting is best skill

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>>52456999
glorious

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>>52458100
Never been to body worlds?

>>52456736
If you're not afraid of some asshole coming along later with a stack of Stone to Flesh scrolls and releasing them all, sure.

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>>52473574
Gotta leave some ancient evils for future civilizations to awaken somehow

>>52473650
I wanna base a campaign around this now
PCs gotta stop the BBEG from using some old ass virus to gonna wreak shit and it's an end of the world scenario cause no one thought an old ass virus would wreak shit anymore

>>52473650
That floppy's probably gone bad

>>52476171
That's fine, the code's archived on several platforms including github

>>52456999
This wins the thread.

>>52463361
Really? Pics?

>>52463576
Most schools of thought on the subject could be boiled down to 'Magic is the secret of KNOWING you can do something. Everything else is just a prop for psychic support.'

So intent means everything.

>>52456999
I had an Actual freak out at how good this is.

>>52476439
>>>/tumblr/

>>52476381
No, SOME code is but without the floppy you can't be sure it's legit, can you?

>>52476520
It's not like the floppy is the original master code or anything.
It was a widespread virus, damned near everyone had a copy whether they wanted one or not.

>>52475654
I know it's an old trope that older weapons are no longer defended against but computers don't work that way. His virus just wouldn't work anymore, as I recall half the crap it effects doesn't even exist anymore.

>>52457422

And that's why Wally ain't no one to fuck with.

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>>52456999
Great post complete with trips

>>52476877
Trips never lie anon, and dubs only exaggerate.

>>52457695
DRRRRR DRRRRRRRRRR

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>>52456999
Out-fucking-standing. What a way to end the night.

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>>52476743
That's just what THEY want you to think. Seriously, you'd never make it as a Runner. Think, McFly, THINK! If it was so prevalent, why bother to store it on a floppy under glass?

>>52456999
I expect to see this in a screencap one day.

It would be nice if it didn't include a score of reaction posts in the image... a man can dream.

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>>52477091
But then he must eventually wake up.

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>>52469876
What the hell kind of reaction gif is this?

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>>52476968
>>52477158
never ending story edition.

>>52477223
Not poster of that gif but, only the best for a great post friend anon.

>>52477043
Because it's a museum. That's literally what they do.

>>52477625
You fool. It's the perfect combination of security and obscurity and you'll just shrug your shoulders and assume everything is as it appears. You make me sick.

>>52477652
There's no such thing as security through obscurity.

>>52477696
You're living proof that's not true otherwise you'd be breaking into that museum now to find out what's on that sweet sweet floppy.

Seriously, as long as people like you just believe everything the printed label tells you the megacorps will continue to rule over the world.

>>52477652
Just because it's on display in a glass case doesn't mean it's "hiding in plain sight" or it's exceptionally valuable.

>>52477736
You'll never know till you find out, anon. That's the apparent point of this stupid off-topic discussion that's breaking the "best post evar!!1!1" lovefest. You'll never make the screenshot this way.

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>>52477734
If I'm stealing anything from the Computer History Museum it ain't going to be some shitty floppy disk.

They've got The Teapot. THAT Teapot.

>>52477764
But that floppy could have the ORIGINAL copy of The Matrix on it! All 1.4 megabytes! The original copy of the universal simulation that crashed and accidentally wrote over the dinosaurs with a bunch of shitty rodents! Sure we're running on a fancier version of the Matrix these days but with the original sourcecode you could make your own teapots! As many as you wanted!

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>>52477781
Clearly you're a know-nothing scrub if The Teapot means nothing to you.

That's the one and only Sixth Platonic Solid you're looking at, show some respect.

>>52477792
Calm down, Nancy, it's all just a bunch of green ones and zeroes anyway. Solid is merely an illusion and as for your supposed platonic feelings, no, it doesn't even want to be Just Friends.

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>>52477438
I am glad *somebody* understands my vision.

>>52456701

If you're a long-lived creature like a Dragon or a Demon, it makes an excellent durable, longterm container for useful mortal servants! Need to wait until the adventuring party that kicked you out of the country dies of old age, but DON'T want to lose you Blackguard General? Petrify him! He'll be good to go in 60-70 years or so!

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>>52477158
>>52477236
>all those uncropped hidden posts
absolutely disgusting

>>52456948
Yeah... had a DM include a wide-area Stone-to-Flesh trap in a kobold den. Kind of a final fuck you to anyone who had gotten far enough to have obviously fucked them over, I guess.

Doesnt this particular statue have a small penis? If im not mistaken this is literally the worlds best trap isnt it?

>>52456888
>(For example, this spell would turn a stone golem into a flesh golem, but an ordinary statue would become a corpse.)

Regarding OP's post, I don't actualy see a bad side to this.

>>52456999
When this whole thread was a setup for this joke.

>>52457440
A usual morning workout for a Tzimisce

>>52456701

Isn't that particular sculpture a trap?

>>52457422
Which is exactly why he can't call himself a hero. That thing was infinitely more fucked up than murder.

>>52463378
It still abides by (some) rules.

>>52462372
>Sheered bones , muscle tissue, and scarce flaps of skin, momentarily are suspended together in the shape of an absolutely stunning woman for a mere moment, before the mass collapses into the pile of shaved flesh and blood that sorrounds it. The Fighter's body convulses, as this twisted wretch struggles to comprehend why they can't move, and why someone would do this to them, luckily they're in shock, and unaware of the unimaginable pain that they'd otherwise be feeling. The one silver lining to this unnecessarily brutal, and pointless death.

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>>52456999
Trips and a funny joke, well played.

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>>52478205
>all that empty space
>those posts unrelated to the pun post

>>52462408
Because D&D happens in a post-Singularity future, and describes the incubation process for new sapient beings - this process culminates with the participant becoming one with the planes, the metaphysical essence of the entire setting, and in particular planes which best match their generalized ideals. Material Plane is kindergarden, Outer Planes are high schools and as you graduate you become indistinguishable from a metaphysical concept of some kind, contributing your unique understanding of various issues to an Alignment of your choice and experiencing the entirety of existence through it.

Magic, being a utility subsystem of this intelligent metaphysics, is of course capable of deriving viable and appropriate biology with a desired appearance, as long as it's even semi-realistic.

>>52478764
ATHAR
PLZ

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>>52457121
you get pic related
>>52468238
You'd need to open the portals far from your undead army to avoid disruption, that would fuck up the balance of good and evil but it'd work.
You'd be chaotic neutral though.

>>52457375
Worked for King of Fighters, I guess.

>>52457813
That's kinda silly, given that the Yotsuba doujinshi guy made a comiket tote bag whose inner side was "decorated" with a nice rendition of a vagina with annexed cervix. And it wasn't even censored.

>>52457751
greeks had taste, hadn't they?

>>52478321
No. This is the Recumbent Bacchante by Lorenzo Bartolini.

It is kinda similar to Sleeping Hermaphroditus by Gian Lorenzo Bernini, probably the one you are thinking, but they are not the same.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorenzo_Bartolini
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Hermaphroditus

petrified Gelatinous Cubes are really useful as construction material, and a LOT cheaper to produce than manually cut stone blocks. i had a retired wizard who made a major fortune as a quarry owner; he could get you a castle fit for a king built at a price point fit for a baronet (warranty on castle does not cover use of mass-stone-to-flesh spells / scrolls on premises).

>>52478344
It only abides by rules that can, as it turns out, also be changed with magic.

>>52480931
Bernini didn't make the Hermaphroditus ya dingus, it predates him by several centuries.
He carved a mattress for it to recline on like twenty years after they found it in a basement.

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>>52482892
> In 1620, Italian artist Gian Lorenzo Bernini sculpted the mattress upon which the statue now lies.
I literarily stopped reading at the sculptor's name xD

The fine "trap" ass distracted me.

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>>52483136
Bernini would have sculpted a finer trap ass in all honesty

The man was a wizard

>xD
Stop.

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>>52483219
He was turning people into stone it seems, to hit that level of detail.
Can't stop, won't stop xD

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I am disappointed this image did not get posted at all in this thread

>>52476381
wew, relieved, really.

>>52456701
This is like the second or third story in the King in Yellow.

>>52461004
Im reminded of the medusa story and the lion the witch and the wardrobe all at once. Fuck that...

>it is such beautifull art, but why always the look of pain? Of suprise? So life like... So real

>>52457559
Ayoungwizardgetslonely.jpg

>>52478369
source?

>>52456933
You're doing it wrong.
>skip the gargoyle part.
>acquire block of stone
>use shape stone to create statue of waifu.
>use stone to flesh to create fleshy form of waifu.
>use empty flesh vessel as a medium to create a golem.
>adjust personality as needed.

>tfw unironically fap to statues like these
I can't be the only one, right?

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>>52456999
This post needs more replies. And cute reaction images.

>>52456999
quality trips are rare

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>>52486808
>And cute reaction images.
this will do, right?

>>52456765
>tfw it almost works but they always die when you cast Stone to Flesh because their organs end up in the wrong places

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Hello naughty children, it's statue fetish time.

>>52456736
Filling your horde with transmuted princesses is a good way to mess up the human kingdoms after they get access to your horde.

>>52486738
You're not, but don't tell no one.

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>>52488445

>>52461182
>people just walk up to a statue in the middle of nowhere and start beating off

>>52488713

You could only fill your 'horde' with them if you had a way to turn them into golems.

>>52473530
Most of those have people who volunteered their bodies displayed to the public, not people who have all been killed by a single individual who keeps their bodies for his own personal collection

>>52489729
>he doesn't look for statues in the wilderness to beat off too

I want these newfags OUT

>>52490257
>needing a statue
Whatever happened to just good ol' corn leaves?

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>>52461182
But why is that slutty Lulu petrified in Calm lands?
Wait, did that area have those petrifying snake things?

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>>52490347
It seems I'll have to give myself a
PROMOTION!

>>52457375
>He still believes in objective morality

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>>52456999

>>52490446
GUYS I JUST GOT FIRED

>>52456999

Here is your you.

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>>52456999
This is the best response I've seen on /tg/ all year.

>>52457751
a hermaphrodite, actually

>>52483136
Technically, a hermaphrodite is not a trap since they do have vaginas (they just have penises, too).

>>52456999
hey reddit, include me in the ss

>>52456999
Your post's tripped to the nines, laddie, the feckin' nines.

>>52460950
>Amethyst = Wine

>Peridot = ?

Maybe a light melomel, a fruit or berrywine?

Either way we're hitting deep Narnia territory here. The land of the Gnomes in the Narnia books has edible/drinkable jewels deep at the roots of the earth. Apparently you can sip diamonds like coconuts.

>>52488445
Also HNNNG.

>>52462336

Or cast Flesh to Stone, move your new statue friend over to a specially-prepared mold, cast Stone to Mud, scoop all of your friend in, cast Mud To Stone, and then Stone to Flesh.

I call it Body Sculpting.

>>52457624
I figured it just takes place in the Corruption of Champions setting before all of the transformation magic was readily available.

>>52478326
I forget, was that guy still aware in realtime? Or was his conciousness stuck in slowmo as well? If it's the first then yeah, horrifying torture, if the latter, then honestly not bad at all.

>>52493594

Yeah, stuck in a mortal, average person's perception of time. I seem to recall that it was some Kid Flash or equivalent who had killed someone important to the Flash.

Super fucked up on all sides.

>>52493656
That's kinda what I liked about flash. He was somewhere between superman and batman in terms of ethics and morality. With Superman being the perfect boyscout shining light who always does what he feels is right and Batman being morose and almost hateful, adhering to a code he has strictly defined in order to stay good.

Whereas Wally was closer to just being a normal person, he didn't treat every encounter as if they're a chance to further define his morality. He just does the best he can. Just so happens he's one of the most powerful men in existence. His judgement and actions always seemed far more human. Whether taking care of his villains because they're honestly not that bad, or going fucking apeshit in order to protect the ones he loves. The Flash feels like a better person than most heroes because it always feels like he's making a choice to be good, and it's not just a given like it is with every other hero.

>>52490623
I GOT PROMOTED

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>>52456999
Nice.

>>52479221
>>52461182
ROCK HARD, SEND HELP.

>>52479221
Any more of her or is that it?

>>52458468
weeb fag

>>52457695
Classic. I enjoy showing this in my Art Appreciation and Art History classes.

>>52500192
>not knowing about the year-old filter
baka desu senpai

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Hire sculptor
Get clay
Optionally: Insert human skeleton into clay
Sculpt clay into perfect sculptures of beautiful people
Cast: Transmute mud to Stone
Cast: Stone to Flesh
Cast: Animate Dead
Open zombie brothel
End of session Cast: Flesh to Stone
Have peasants clean statues perfectly
Next day rinse and repeat
Get money

>>52506260
>sculptor gets bored
>makes "improvements" on the statues

>>52506280
>Necromancer kills sculptor
>Necromancer turns sculptor into skeletal champion
>Skeletal champion retains intellect and knowledge
>Continues doing as he's told and sculpting hot zombies

>>52506260
>Peasants clean away STD ridden fluids
>Except for the dwarven ones that are only transmitted via stone dust
>Massive outbreak of marble dick and other dwarven stds

>>52506397
>magic stds
No thanks!

>>52456701
SOP? SOF?
nah man. im more oldschool. SOS is my thing.

>>52506658
Stone tO Stone?

>>52507032
Stone to soap
For that fresh granite smell

>>52488445
I cupped a load of statues in Egypt before the revolution.

>>52478326
As far as capeshit is concerned, murder is the WORST thing you can do, so as long as they're alive, it's A-Ok.

>>52457903
There's only so much you can do when depicting internal genitalia, dicks are fucking easy by comparison.

>>52461182
What's with all the belts? Or the jar?

>>52488445
>looks like shit
>made in the past 100 years
How did that not surprise me, modern art is such garbage.

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>>52511553
>belts
No one knows

>jar
Soft Potion cures Petrification status ailment

>>52486108
you can find it through saucenao

>>52511633
Modern artism is the worst. No pride and dignity at all.

>>52460950
>>52492957
Good, only I understood the reference.

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>>52456999

>>52506260
Shit, which edition has all the spells for this? I wonder how much shenanigan my GM will tolerate

>>52506260
>Zombie brothel
>Not opening a vampire brothel allowing protection from the sun, gargoyle style.

>Gain protection money from the vampires by night.
>Gain illicit money from peasants by day.

We lich pimps now.

>>52456999
can i be in the reddit screen cap?

>>52516909
>can i be in the reddit screen cap?
>4 days later
It's probably already been reposted there until the jpeg artifacting made it illegible

>>52516217
Pathfinder, obviously
What other edition would let you commit such degenerate acts?

>>52516363
Vampires wouldn't work with this set up
The spells involved wouldn't allow it

Vampires wouldn't put up with this kind of treatment unless you were powerful enough to use command undead on them reliably

>>52519696
Pathfinder's versions of the spells are worded expressly to prevent this sort of degeneracy, surprisingly.

>>52519841
Explain?

You can mold a pefect statue inside and out using clay
You can turn that clay into stone
You can then turn that stone into flesh
It's not a person but degenerates will still fuck it.
A skeleton inside it would provide some structure for it
Animate dead would make it ... well animate

>>52520247
>You can then turn that stone into flesh
Pathfinder's stone-to-flesh doesn't magically make skin, bones and organs like 3.5's does.
It just gives you a pile of lifeless liverwurst.
It's expressly soulless, so animate dead is out. At best you could turn it into some sort of meat golem.

And Pathfinder's stone-to-mud excludes worked stone, like statues, so you can't turn a person to stone and reshape them to your perverse whims.

>>52456999
Excellently done sir.

>>52520527

animate dead still works because it's not living flesh
a corpse doesn't have a soul either
no where in the rules does it state that the object being animated must have had a soul it simply must have an anatomy that matches something real, in this case a human

Not using stone to mud read mud to rock

Cast veil to make them appear, feel and smell like regular people

>>52520527
animate dead makes mindless soulless undead
Souls aren't a requirement

>>52520247
>>52521083
>>52520527

1. Wall of Stone: Create a large block suitable for sculpting.

2. Fabricate + Craft Sculpture: Sculpt whatever creature you want to be alive. Use fine detail.

3. Stone to Flesh: Turn your sculpture into inert flesh.

4. Polymorph Any Object: Turn your new corpse of whatever it is into a living breathing thinking version of whatever it is.

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>>52511553

CG was still a relatively new tech back when Final Fantasy X was released. The director wanted to test the abilities of the cutscene team, so he supposedly pushed the character designer to give a character (Lulu) a skirt made ENTIRELY of fucking belts. Obviously these had to be animated and rigged individually for each scene, a torturous and lengthy process.

The cutscene team did animate it once during her introduction, just to prove they could. Albeit she was basically standing still at the time, it's still damn impressive.

Then they got back at the director by never having a shot below her waist EVER AGAIN. In a 100+ hour game. During group action scenes, she's always just a little bit off-camera. There are a few scenes where she straight-up teleports between shots because fuck you, I don't get paid enough to animate 77 fucking belts!

>>52521083
Animate dead doesn't work because the liverwurst was never alive at any point.
It's not dead, it's inanimate, and it expressly requires a donor soul to animate.

>>52521264
Animate dead doesn't state anywhere that it requires a soul
It's lifeless flesh of course it can be animated

There's nothing in the rules or the spell descriptions to support your claims

>>52521297
Stone to Flesh specifies the flesh can't be rezzed.

>>52521498
But the skeleton inside it can be

>>52521498
>"This spell restores a petrified creature to its normal state, restoring life and goods. The creature must make a DC 15 Fortitude save to survive the process. Any petrified creature, regardless of size, can be restored. The spell also can convert a mass of stone into a fleshy substance. Such flesh is inert and lacking a vital life force unless a life force or magical energy is available. For example, this spell would turn an animated stone statue into an animated flesh statue, but an ordinary statue would become a mass of inert flesh in the shape of the statue. You can affect an object that fits within a cylinder from 1 foot to 3 feet in diameter and up to 10 feet long or a cylinder of up to those dimensions in a larger mass of stone."

I don't see that anywhere