Your character before the campaign and after

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>>52436092
Needs a filename.

>>52436376
>average HP Lovecraft campaign
>average cyberpunk game
>average Dark Souls campaign
>GoT book and show
>WH40k in general

>>52436376
> Everything went better than expected.jpg

Seriously you went from 'fuck this dreary world just slit your wrists already' to some weird blend of DOOM and Samurai Jack. That's fucking awesome!

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>Start the campaign as an yokel apprentice to a local Paladin. All-around do-gooder, etc, etc.
>One of the other party members is a dick-ass thief, and purposefully causes me to lose my Paladin status just a few levels after getting it
>Eventually become Blackguard, because fuck it
>Killed the dick-ass thief in the middle of both of us betraying the party to the antagonist during the final confrontation
>Wipe the party and the antagonist, I am now the antagonist for the next campaign

Good game.

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>>52436092
If you didn't ride into a synagogue in a tank, you ain't had no urban campaign.

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>>52436092
His first kill, a knitting granny.

His last kill, Superman.

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>>52436092
We still joke in my group about this one time when I rolled a maximum on smithing and successfully forged a fucking keycard.

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>>52436092

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>>52436092

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I got a bigger mount

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As I went from a weed-smoking wizard that loved rescuing mimics and throwing confetti at the undead, to a blind broken man toyed with by the gods and just fucking off to my own astral planes when sometimes I pop up and start a coup in a completely random kingdom.

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Long story short, constant exposure to hopelessness while being forced to wield extremely powerful evil spells in dire situations has terrible effects on cute things.

>>52437442
>that pic
That's a disturbing amount of mosaic censorship.

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>>52436092

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My first campaign ever was fun as hell. What started out as a typical pirate adventure (me being the only actual pirate character, the rest prisoners who we forced into the crew) turned into something bigger, basically freeing a sea goddess after a number of what-should-have-been bad ends.

Over time my character came to love the prisoners he was stuck with as great friends, became a bit of a goofball, and even made a game with the party sorcerer to play baseball with his axe of the heads of their enemies.

So when one of his friends was given a wish by the sea goddess, he wished for them all to return to the place they'd been captured and for his captain to have disappeared from the world. He was utterly heartbroken, but there were promises of a second adventure. Too bad our group broke up shortly after this adventure.

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This one escalated quickly.

>>52437999
I like the cut of your jib, anon!

Also, check'd

>>52436917
Would like some context as to how your campaign managed to break a Kamina style character.

>>52438123
I was worried I had poured it on too thick. Didn't even notice the get.

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>>52436092

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>>52436092
Ravenloft Paladin. We won.

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>start of D&D 5e campaign
>half-orc barbarian
>shunned by orcs
>wants to be acknowledged so he goes out starts adventuring
>party's bullshit is arguably worse than orcs
>he just wants to go out,kill big shit and help people
>party wants to fuck around
>finds out his mom's a human noble
>king is MIA
>barbarian wants to find him to restore order
>party encourages barbarian to make the orcs submit to him and conquer the humans
>eventually comes around to doing
>end of campaign he's united orcs and humans under his banner
>doesn't hold honor as highly as he started off
>developed a with me or against me mentality
>plans on subjugating the elves so the orcs can take their forests instead of living a wasteland

>>52436917
idk why but when I saw that it just made perfect sense

>>52436092
Too lazy to fuck with the template
Kreia->Zuko

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had a bit of a canine problem at the start of that campaign

>>52439671
You probably should stick to forcing that gay shit in /pol/.

>>52439704

I didn't "force" anything, and what I posted is more related to /mu/ than /pol/, discluding the fact that he has written and published his own RPG, so I have no idea what you're on about.

>>52439743
You probably should stick to forcing that gay shit in /pol/.

>>52439776

>>52439776

I didn't "force" anything, and what I posted is more related to /mu/ than /pol/, discluding the fact that he has written and published his own RPG, so I have no idea what you're on about.

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>>52436092

>>52438632
that's my fetish

>>52439743
Is there even a point to playing dumb like this when you get called out? Just hang your head in shame, man.

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>>52440188
hi tumblr

>>52438705
Learn to crop

>>52437660
It's a pile of guts. It's weird that VNs sometimes mosiac gore even in sexually explicit visual novels for adults.

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>>52436092

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>>52436092
>Soldier with a hard life and a hero complex loses his love to his own brother when he was off fighting for his country
>Brought to Barovia, maybe he can finally be a hero
>Desperation at an all time high to have Strahd's head and to finally be a hero
>Makes a deal with a Dark Power and wields their vessel in the form of a weapon in order to defeat Strahd
>Finally defeat Strahd, but at the cost of his own soul to the Dark Power

>>52436917

Don't leave us hanging anon.

You can't just put two badasses together and hope to get away with it.

STORYTEIM

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>>52436092

>>52438249
It was a wild Rogue Trader game that went from somewhat lighthearted ADVENTURE to us getting a LOT of responsibility and making the captain a bit more serious about his job. A bit. Just slightly.

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accurit

>>52444444

>>52444327
The heck are you trying to convey?

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>>52436092
Oh look, it's another everybody posts, nobody reads thread.

>Tfw I've only been in two campaigns
>And neither of them lasted to the third session

>>52438874
I-is this that one person that had the tiefling paladin whose entire party got viciously murdered due to a load of bullshit?

>>52444977
Okay, what the fuck happened?

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>>52436092

>>52437442
Still cute, tho.

>>52442886
This usually happens to me OOC. It goes from the excitement of starting a new campaign to the madness inducing bore that is a 5 minute discussion to discuss an action that takes ten seconds in game.

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>>52444978
>be a washed up, down on his luck goblin actor whose theatre was closed down after persistent complaints of pocket picking during the plays
>live in a run down boarding house in the capital's shady district
>one day, a drifter arrives to the boarding house and rents a room next to yours
>he seems to be a sketchy character, but you're in no position to turn down drinking buddies
>while drinking with you, he lets it slip that he's in fact the bastard son of a well-known recently deceased arms mogul, has the documents to prove it and arrived in the city to claim his inheritance
>seeing that this is your chance, you slit his throat at night, take his documents, his clothes and go to the notary the next day for the reading of the mogul's final will
>a whole bunch of people are present at the reading and they all seem really sketchy, you can't shake off the feeling that none of them has any more rights to the inheritance than you do
>everybody's visibly disappointed when the notary announces that the business is split equally between the six of you, but you suppose you now have to work together
>you go to inspect the business and it's a bloody disaster, the current king's pacifism left it without its biggest client, the debts are astronomical, the workers are on a semi-permanent strike - no wonder the previous owner offed himself
>suddenly, you get a brilliant idea from one of the old plays you used to stage
>you propose to ignite a war with a fictional empire that would motivate the king to modernise the army while nobody gets hurt, and everybody supports your idea
>you gather up the old costume designers that you used to work with and order posh and exotic-looking costumes for the entire gang, while your thief steals expensive cloth and a bunch of jewellery from the ateliers and jewellery stores all over the capital

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>>52446021
>dressed in these posh costumes, you arrive to the capital on a ship with fake flags that belongs to the pirate captain amongst you, declare yourself the ambassador of the great overseas empire of Al-Khumbugh (which is a legendary eastern country in your local fairytales) and demand an audience with the king, which you are granted
>the king is so happy to receive guests from so far abroad that he throws a magnificent feast
>during the feast, you take your time to insult and spit out every dish that you're offered, question the decorations of the royal palace, break the queen's toes when dancing with her, throw up all over the princesses ball gown after drinking a vomiting potion designed by the party's alchemist, accidentally (but not really) cut off the king's beard while showing off your fencing chops and constantly tell everyone how savage and uncultured they are
>unfortunately, you miscalculate your obnoxiousness and the prince challenges you to a duel to the death, luckily, you're saved when the alchemist accidentally sets the palace on fire while showing tricks to the bored nobles
>you escape from the palace in clouds of iridescent smoke, swiftly board the ship, sail to the nearest beach, wash off the make up and calmly go back to your base
>the next morning you learn from the news that the king decided to send an expedition to Al-Khumbugh to clear the misunderstanding that took place between him and the ambassador
>what a pussy
>the captain agrees to go tell the king that he knows the way there from the one time his ship got wrecked on its shores
>your company offers the king to equip the expedition with shiny new weapons and armour, just in case, to which he agrees, thus giving you your first legal profit in ages
>while the expedition is getting ready to sail off, you contact the best stage designers and technicians that you know and commission them to build a sound stage that looks like a lavish exotic palace in the woods near the capital

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>>52446046
>finally, the departure day arrives, the ambassador and his retinue board the ship that is supposed to sail for Al-Khumbugh, but in fact the alchemist spikes their food with a potion that makes their perception of time much slower, and instead of a couple of hours that it takes to sail to a remote beach, they experience a couple of months.
>while asleep, they're taken to the palace set
>dressed as the emperor, you immediately order to decimate the expedition for their outrageous fashion sense - of course, the members of the expedition that are "killed" are in fact hired actors that the captain secretly took aboard
>the ambassador is shocked, but he still has hopes for peace, which are crushed when you order to tar and feather him for talking to you first and declare a war on his kingdom
>angry and humiliated, the ambassador is taken back under the influence of the same drugs and writes a very long, furious report for the king
>you expect him to start arming his troops in preparation for the war, but instead he surprises you with his decision to strike first and send the entire royal army to Al-Khumbugh
>oh shit, you were not ready for this
>on the plus side, the captain is promoted to royal admiral for his services and also for being the only person who knows the way to Al-Khumbugh
>it looks like it's time to pack up and flee, but the thief comes up with a plan: he proposes for the admiral to use his office to steal the documents confirming that the entire royal army is going to be sent to a long overseas campaign, leaving the kingdom completely defenceless, and sell these documents to the king of a nearby small and poor, but aggressive principality, provoking an invasion, which will force our king to turn his fleet back at the last second to repel the invaders
>some of you think it's too much to start an actual war, but the thief manages to convince them otherwise, explaining how much profit we could rake in by selling arms to both sides of the conflict

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>>52446062
>on the eve of the expedition, the admiral steals the secret documents, and we deliver them to the king of Kubultia, who predictably orders a swift invasion
>the admiral blindly leads the expedition into the open sea, praying for the best, but in two days he's recalled via a postage pigeon to defend the kingdom against the perfidious Kubultians
>the first wave of the invasion is repelled, but our pussy of a king calls for peace talks instead of pursuing the enemy
>we can't let that happen!
>our company organises a lavish banquet for the richest and most influential people in the capital, and the alchemist spikes the food with truth serum, making them casually tell their most embarrassing secrets
>we then use these secrets to blackmail them and effectively control the capital's elite
>the next morning, all the newspapers come out with jingoistic, pro-war headlines, flooding the country with fake news about Kubultian atrocities
>the people demand war and begin protesting against the peace talks, the king uses the royal guard to suppress the protests
>the trade union leader, who's also on our payroll, uses the growing discontentment to organise a revolutionary movement against the traitor monarch, the fleet under the admiral's command supports them by broadsiding the royal palace, and the revolutionaries are steadily supplied by our company's factories in exchange for the loot from the ransacked palaces of the nobility
>after several days of fighting, the king is deposed, the new king is a puppet of our company, and all that is left is to install another puppet in Kubultia, so that we could sustain the war forever
>just when it seems that we achieved everything we set out to achieve, a lavish ship arrives to the capital, and it's the bloody AMBASSADOR OF AL-KHUMBUGH, which apparently exists, after all!

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>>52446071
>still remembering my brilliant performance as the Khumbughi ambassador, the soldiers attack his ship as soon as he announces his identity, forcing him to retreat in a lifeboat, threatening to return with his empire's entire army
>OH SHIT OH SHIT WHAT DO WE DO
>we change our plans and instead of organising a revolution in Kubultia, we simply conquer it and unite our kingdoms
>afterwards, we send messengers to all the other principalities in the region, asking them to form a union or be destroyed by the Khumbughi army
>some of them agree, others have to be invaded and partitioned for their stupidity
>finally, with our forces united, we're ready to meet the invaders and fight them for our freedom (and our profits)
>soon thereafter, the Khumbughi fleet arrives, and it's enormous, supported by dragons and genii
>the first battle is truly apocalyptic in proportions, but you can't shake off the feeling that the enemy is holding back
>after it ends in a draw, your company's HQ is infiltrated by a ninja looking dude, clearly a Khumbughi spy
>strangely, he's not violent and he invites you to a secret meeting with several enemy leaders
>after a bit of a discussion, you decide to go to the meeting
>the leaders in question are a bunch of fabulously rich Khumbughi merchants, the shareholders of the United Khumbughi Arms Corporation
>they explain to you that they orchestrated the rise of the Khumbughi empire to perpetuate a conflict and sell their arms, and now that there are no real opponents left in their continent, they need another powerful enemy
>seeing kindred souls, you agree to do everything in your power to fuel the war between your two countries forever, while not allowing any of them to gain the upper hand
>we shake hands, the other hands are behind our backs with their fingers crossed
>happy end!

>>52439896
Manly men being manly even after they've been polymorphed into a cat?

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>>52436092
This was a fun campaign

>>52436471
>traitor
>is proud of it
>there is a next campaign
I'll take "things that never happened" for fivehundred, Alex

>>52437734
You made me lose my shit in my living room. What even

>>52446021
>>52446046
>>52446062
>>52446071
>>52446108
Now that was fucking amazing.

>>52446108
Fucking amazing! You guys were lucky to have such a DM.

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>>52436092
Kingmaker is one hell of a drug.

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>>52436092
Note to DMs: If you want to let a player character be royalty, you should really consider the long-term implications of such a position.

>>52447159
My mates and i PVP and betray each other constantly, there was a game that things went to shit right at the first fucking session, the DM almost ragequited but we had a great time and no one was really angry.

>>52444688
Incredibly powerful glass cannon character

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>>52446108
What a wonderful read, anon.

>>52447672
You're shit at conveying.

>>52446021
>>52446046
>>52446062
>>52446071
>>52446108
Someone should screencap this and repost it whenever someone says that evil campaigns can't be fun

>>52446108
For war and profit!

I like you guys. Thank you for sharing the story~

>>52446108
That was a fantastic story. Thanks for sharing.

>>52447604
did you ever black crusade?

>>52444418
That post has fuck-all to do with this thread.

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>>52444947
I think it's her.

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>>52436092
Yeah. It was a weird one.

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Note to self, if DM says he wants to run a campaign where every player is a super soldier and your character doesn't remember the project they came from, the campaign will be great but horrible things will happen

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>>52436092
Like this.

>Helped to curtail the Cult of the Dragon throughout the Sword Coast
>Failed to save a village, died in the process, but got to meet her mom for the first time in the afterlife, and was brought back to life.
>In the final battle, sacrificed herself by dragging herself and an ancient white dragon into the Astral Plane via bags of holding
>Somehow defeated the dragon, but is now stuck in the Astral
>Has no idea if Tiamat was stopped.

>>52436376
mind giving me that "Is this you" image champ ?

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>>52447779
wintessed

>>52436092
Define 'after', because none of the characters I've played have ever made it very far in campaigns before the campaign itself falls apart.

>>52450561
I want to know more

>>52452141
So normal progression of character abilities and skills?

>>52452227
Attitude, demeanor, and overall worldview changed as well. Also lovely art that does a bit better job at conveying that than you give it credit for.

>>52452141
Are those... World Eater kneepads?

>>52452141
Abaddon is that you?

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>>52451933
>Make character for local FLGS
>drow rogue.
>common Edgy As Fuck character, shitty backstory, ends up trapped in a spiderweb surrounded by enemies, super out of lolths favor
>I get set free by party who's stumbling around underdark
>decide to immediately go on a personal quest of murder, illusions, and Fire for what the DM has "collaborated" with me to make my backstory
>party is pretty ok with this
>even the paladin
>Nobody but the DM has read drizzt
>Nobody WANTS to read drizzt, except the DM who loves it
>I can dual wield weapons and murder other drow and nobody will say anything
>Everythingisgoingbetterthanexpected.jpeg
Session one:
I need to stress that this is session ONE
>My character ends up decapitated by an ally
>who has a janky vorpal sword+0, rolling a 1, rolling what happens, it hits ally, then who to roll to hit, hits me, then rolling to hit, nat 20, confirm, nat 20 again.
>I fucking die.
>This is my first combat of the campaign, I am level 3, joined the campaign less than 30 minutes ago.
>They don't retcon that shit immediately,
>other party member uses HIS janky magical item, a rod of Resurrection
>that manages to not only glitch and resurrect me wrong so that I'm now permanently scarred around the neck (and could remove it, if I used magic to try) but it breaks the rod.
At this point, I realize that not only is everyone at the table a newbie or such an oldfag (The guy who had the vorpal sword ran tomb of horrors when it came out, for example) that they can't run normal campaigns anymore.
>I decide go full chaotic evil rogue, as memey as fucking possible, because it's entertaining to both me and the newbies, and the old players/DM don't care. Bloodborne characters would weep at the amount of edge I was doing.
>I bartered, stole, pleaded, and killed, and got the ability to not only fly with boots and teleport nearly at-will (not very much) at around level 6.
>I was at that point, the weakest member of the party
Continue?

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Heretek really shouldn't get overly attached to his pet project.

If your Heretek got overly attached to his pet project you really really REALLY shouldn't try to take it away.

>>52452576
yes please

>>52453644
>>52452576
Alrighty, so:
>Something of a glass cannon at this point
>Shit is starting to get retarded, demons coming out of the woodwork,
>ordinary enemies can do my max HP in damage in single attacks, of which they have multiple
>Drow, Demons, and Monsters, Oh My
>DM is outright cheating to make enemies harder against this party
>but is also handing out levels and magical items like the world is ending
>campaign is Designed to end around 13-14
It's a premade adventure path, and he gave someone a vorpal sword a Starting Item
>Demon Prince gets summoned, entire party panicks, flee heavily while making lots and lots of reflex saves, that I nail, come out unscratched
>I take time out of fleeing/taking time to recover to murder the entire population of fishfolk left alive, because I'm a Drow Rogue at full health with all abilities.
>Manage to get to a ship, sail across a black lake, deal with shit like: Demonic manta rays that are blind but can also be fooled with sound illusion magic
>Spores that cause a LOT of really bad effects, holding breath starts to become mandatory
>Talking gelatinous cubes
>Exploding canonballs
>Locking other party members (Gnome who was approaching kender tier) into a chest on a sinking ship until they apologize for an extremely minor slight I can't even remember.
>JustDrowThings
>Get to land again
>enter Deep Gnome territory
>Oh hey, I'm a drow, they fucking hate me, I'll just disguise myself (extremly hesitantly, I'm still a xenophobe with standards) as a normal elf with illusion magic/some makeup
>They have THIEVES FUCKING DOWNFALL at a random guard post, I could have had polymorph on and I still would have been caught.
>I get handcuffed and that's chained, which is more of a gesture of good faith on my part that they stayed on till we were out of sight.
>There's still traps everywhere, deep gnomes are assholes, make a note to murder them brutally later.
>Dozens of disable traps later, we hear a Roar
2/???

>>52436487
You were a whit guy with an afro, and then you became a class that received most of buffs but is still considered the least useful?

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>>52437734
Why the fuck is this funny?

>>52454100
>Wait
>I recognize this roar
>I know these footprints
>There's the Tarrasque
>Apparently the deepgnomes are taming it
>it's somehow minorly working
>They haven't tamed it enough to not destroy everything, just enough to guide of feed it people and avoid one area
>it's crashing through traps without a care
>It notices us
>We are level 9
>It eats 3 members of the party
>I can fly
>Oh wait, remember those spores, they're demonic (this bit is actually canon)
>I think the entire party are enemies for a little bit
>I'm caught between a mixmashed group of hostiles I've seen cleave through crazy shit and a tarrasque
>I managed to choose the tarrasque as the main priority, still dealing with party though
>run away, slowly come down from the spores, make my way back to the group, minorly apologize for shooting someone with an arrow in panic.
>I actually inadvertantly saved someone from the tarrasque by slamming into it's head with a mighty sneak attack combo.
>Sadly, one of the party members died
>I later sneak back and rifle through his corpse, get the one magic item that didn't break when he got fucking merked
>amulet of health
>again, party is OK with this, I tell them it's a memento of his bravery or some shit.
>Lots and LOTS of combat happen, I'm getting more and more pissed off at how badly this DM is destroying a premade adventure while we have multiple new players at the table, but it's a wild ride so I'm doing it anyway.
>Pick up a claymore that manages to work with sneak attacks, and also heals me (it's got an vampires soul in it or some shit)
>Pick up a ritual dagger that does so much necrotic damage I'm now on par with an antipaladin/blackguard/oathbreaker
>roll so many D6's when I do combat it feels like I'm playing 40k
>pick up a mask that makes me less prone to demonic influence, but also makes me kinda cocky in character
>Start getting up and personal with fights, between god-tier save rolls, amulet of health, and rogue abilities, I am undying
3/???

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>>52439704
>Varg is /pol/
>not /mu/
Varg was a meme before /pol/ existed son.

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>>52454361
Now, this was Long campaign. I'm glossing over a lot of Stupid Shit here, mainly since I'm remembering it less well. this was about a year into it, and I'm ONLY covering my character, and barely at that.
At this point we have fought:
>Dozens, if not approaching hundred(s) of demons
>Death Tyrant(s, yes, plural)
>A Tarrasque
>multiple rust monsters
>basically every "natural" race of the underdark, including illithid
>The Iron Giant, that I stole it's fingers and made arm armor from
>and many more


>I am outright taunting enemies. Nothing can kill me.
>I'm getting flaming weapon buffs
>Sneak attack is a major source of my damage, but since >5e I can do it as long as I'm ganking with someone
>I can teleport into a full attack combo
>the rest of the party? not so lucky, but I'm STILL only about second or third strongest
>One player is outright polymorphing into dragons (not true, he should not be able to do this) and still is getting fucked
>enemies are getting bloodied attacks, and far more than their action economy should allow in normal turns
>I'm using mage hand often (not for damage, but for lots and lots of shit that is perfectly reasonable), and I've got a magic item that allows two for max bullshit
>it's a cantrip, they're just up all the time now unless we're fighting
>If we're fighting I have bigsbys hand, gets a very minor buff from the mage hand item
>We get to a lich
>this FUCKING LICH
>will not stop "grinning" it's a fucking skull of course it is you autist DM
>it has a death knight companion
>it's wearing like... 12? spell items, all evocation
>it's also got so much buffed AC and health
>it can cast bout half it's spells in a turn
>it polymorphs the DK into a fucking ancient black dragon
>we are level 15
>this campaign is looking to not even be half over
I left campaign in the middle of that fight, stating I could no longer make it that day, went to another campaign.
I moved shortly after, but I wish I hadn't, just to see what happened.

>>52454275
I was a Finnish private detective who got his image of America from watching blaxploitation movies on his VHS player and eventually saved enough money to go there himself.
By the end of the game I burned half the city by shooting stolen independence day fireworks into a police station and used the remaining fireworks as ammunition for a grenade launcher I looted off a national guard trooper.

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Commissar Kholler laughs at your shenanigans

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>>52454660

>>52443614
This is literately me right now.

>>52443663
Democratus?!

>>52458485
gender-switch, bad end, or both?

>>52458485
that's kinda hot

>>52440188
>>52439776
>>52439704
this is why people who start browsing after 2006 should be permabanned

>>52446108
thank you for sharing

>>52437734
>>52454318
Fuck.

>>52451443
You suck at layout. extend the bottom out to accommodate the last reply instead of wasting a huge amount of white space, and forcing a horizontal. Verticals are easier for scrolling pages newb

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Before
>alright, I'll be fine with being the tank
After
>I'm the fucking tank!

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Revenant finally avenges his family, killing a demi-god in the process.

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I wonder if anyone will get what i'm implying here.

>>52461127
Yeah, you dyed your hair.

>>52461280
I'm not sure if you're rusing me, but I guess you might not be, this is /tg/ after all.

>>52438992

hell fucking yeah, anon

i love it

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>>52436092
Our DM keeps wanting to start new campaigns before we finish the previous

>>52461127
>before: weeb shit
>after: weeb shit
The implication is clearly that you remained a fucking failure even after the campaign.

>>52436433
>the righteous cause has been derailed

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>>52436092
>tfw you bring a little girl to a zombie apoc campaign because of a bet
>tfw your bro does the same because it's his fetish
>tfw the gms has us start in a school trip so you arm all of the girls and assume your student council president's duty

>>52461763
>nechrotica.jpg

>>52461127
Before: weeb pedobait
After: weeb pedobait

What did he mean by this?

>>52461640
>>52462406
>he complains about weebs
>on an Ayutthayan finger-painting forum

>>52462526
Dumb weebposter.

>>52461127
From cute innocent being into eldtrich abbomination concealing it's true form?

>>52462604
exactly.

>>52438992

B-bengy?

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>>52459230

>>52465745
Fancy. I like it.

>>52446108
10/10 best story I've read in a while

>>52465745
nice cap

>>52465745
We've always been at war with Al-Khumbugh